Supernatural abilities thread

>>19392404

I'll start, I can get OP's mom's panties wet just by smiling at her and saying hi.

>>19392404
Premonitions, spirit medium, blessed

>>19392404
The closest I have to an ability is being able to spit bubbles from my mouth using only saliva.

>>19392410
Psh, you have to say hi, smile and look at her?
>amateur hour over here

If someone could really do some mind meltingly absurd shit, why would they even talk about it?

>>19392450
They wouldn't unless they wish to be spirited away by the CIA.

>>19392454
No doubt they wouldn't want to have to do what would be required to prevent such a spiriting either.
The only logical outcome is that those who know, do not speak.

I have the limitless blood rage, i can freeze people if they see me experiencing fury

>>19392462
i guess it must be a aura-shock

Am wizard

>>19392474
An aura*

Ive noticed that I always check the clock at triple digit's, like 1:11, 2:22, 3:33 and so on. It happens multiple times a day where I just constantly find triple digit's and matching numbers. I don't know if this means anything or not

>>19392404
Not a supernatural ability, it definitely throws people of their sense. I walk on all fours quite quickly and comfortably. Hell i can even gallop, provided i wear gloves or do so on grass.Have always been able to do so, i think its because i watched inuyasha as a kid and wanted to imitate what i saw

>>19392440

I forgot to mention, OPs mom is both blind and deaf.

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I can see the future (never really in control of it, because I usually forget I could see the future, and I'm too lazy to attempt to wield this power.
Used to be able to sweat at real (not supernatural but pretty cool) I abused my ability to sweat whenever constantly in 6th grade. And now I sweat randomly/uncontrollably
Can prevent myself from getting sick (I have a bad memory so I forget to do the thing that prevents the sickness so yeah.
Can change complexion when ever (pretty fuckin weak but it's something)
Am black, so my power to rap is something I'm blessed to have, also above average dick, and a afro.

>>19392500

That just means you're a master of rolling trips, even in real life.

>>19392585
Me too, I'm pretty fast. I do this weird burp/growl thing with it that makes my friends laugh

>>19392585
Can you do it over extended period of time? If so, that'd be pretty useful.

I can full-crouch run. It's slightly faster than walking upright.
Not just a crouch run - lower than that.
Full crouch meaning total squat, knees bent all the way and ass to the floor.

I can run like that.
Not sure what use it is, maybe some quick super-low-profile movement.

It's a joint killer though.

>>19393084
yes. Although i rarely need to do so. It does come in handy when im working. Im a builder, and is convenient when doing underfloor work such as insulation and such.

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>>19392404
Well when I really need to push out a huge turd and I hold it in too long, I can run really fast to the toilet.

So yeah.

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>>19393379
hi spurdo

Doubles power.

I can sleep for 20+ hours straight without even being tired as well as going for up to 30 hours awake at once.
I also can spend up to 40 hours without eating.

Holy shit guys! Hahaha.

>>19394833
No way!

I'm a pretty strong telepath/empath broadcaster. No it's not schizophrenia.

>>19394856
That's interesting. How do you know it's real? Have you done exercises to confirm this? Maybe you have sat down with a friend or maybe you told someone to say something and they said it?

I know my telepathy was real because the voice told me to meet her and we met.

>>19394863
It's been going on nearly 10 years. I've had enough experiences where I know it's real.

Generally it's more empathic, in that a person might not get a specific thought per se but more a feeling or sensation. I couldn't send them a phone number and expect that to come through clearly, for example. But when I get spin tingle energy projection they feel it. Good or bad.

Sometimes it's really intense with the kind of emotion energy transfer I described before plus a deeper level of actual thought transference.

I've just gotten used to it and it's kind of interesting when it happens. I used to do it a lot more in the early days in college but it still happens from time to time. Now I just wish god would answer it more, I know that stingy bastard can hear me, but I also understand ease and handouts have been removed as a possibility for a long time. Fair is fair!

>>19392404
I can extend my dick 6 times it's current size.

>>19394822
Wtf.

>>19394833
>>19394822
This is real paranorm shit right here.

>>19392404
everyone tells me I mumble outloud, but I'm pretty sure I don't. That sounds nuts lol. Either way, if I'm thinking about stuff everyone asks me what I'm saying. I'm never saying anything.

Everyone at school, then work, and my family passed it off as the crazy cousin, and that I just do shit to mess with people. "he's starving for attention"

>>19392404
everyone says I'm funny
I've found something truly funny (and laughed) ONCE in my life
24 years and counting

>>19392404
I can increase my speed and physical strength beyond human limitations.

>>19395246
news for you, anyone can do that, just need adrenaline.

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>>19395369
>adrenaline
Stupid shill :/

>>19395469
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterical_strength

>>19395496
>Beyond human limitations

still doesn't qualify

>>19392433
Dude I have the same power. Mine even reach sizes twice as large as a tennis ball. Can't even do bubbles that large with chewing gum, but my spit is reaaaallly slimy from time to time. Have even managed to drop it to the ground and it stayed intact. Bubble on brother.

>>19395127
Did that when I was six. I was just growing up and trying to understand how language effects me and others. You're just an artistic man child who never grew up faggot

>>19392500
u look at the clock constantly dude, only trips stand out to you

>>19395650
>Mine even reach sizes twice as large as a tennis ball.
Then you're much better at this than me. My max is the size of an OK sign. My saliva also doesn't get sticky, it's always watery but it's more "potent" than your average saliva, as in, it produces bubbles almost as well as soap.
I can spit bubbles reasonably fast and I know a few tricks to make them more durable, but it's not a very useful ability. I mainly do it to impress people at parties.

>>19392404
I can cancel my boners on demand.

One time in my college course I whispered "fall" for some reason and my professor tripped over a map almost immediately, when I said "fall" again the map fell over within 10 seconds

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>involved with real life super natural shit
>posting on 4chan

Pick one
One will involve better shit to do

>spirit healing alchemist
Sorry but a shroom tea brewer is more of an alchemist than you are

>>19392585
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>>19393379
>>19394831
there was a time when posters here knew what the word supernatural meant. that time is gone.

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>>19394822

>>19397158
That picture mesmerizes me. I'm going to go insane wondering what the hell is in that bag.

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>>19392433

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>>19397218

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[James's Internally]

>>19397378
do not want

>>19392500
synchronicity
even your dubs show this

>>19392585
now this is autism

>>19397218
They be funk in da bag.

I ended the California drought when I ate a bunch of psychedelics on Hallows Eve and touched the sky.

>>19392404
I play a competitive sport at a high level, and sometimes I can see things in slow motion when I'm very focused.

i still waifus with the power of gets

I eat raw maccaroni

>>19396460
Lucky

>>19392404
I was born with four nipples. They aren't as developed as my main two. They're like Mark Wahlberg's, but farther down, and one's lopsided.

Any reincarnation fags think it means anything?

>>19397738
Have you ever been so focused and zealous that the hair on every part of your body stand up and you fight like the most absolut best person on the planet doing stunts and moves you wouldnt thought possible, as im growing older those dmt spikes are becoming non existant

>>19397389
mah nigga

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>>19392404
If I focus for about a minute or two I can make my hands look all patchy like pic related

I see shadows that shouldn't be there sometimes

I also have a third nipple and adhd but I don't think thats relevant.

>>19392404
/x/ seems to have a supernatural ability to get everything wrong 100% of the time. Predictions, sightings, theories, etc.

>>19392585
You have a supernatural ability

It's called autism.

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>>19392585
>>19393065
>>19393084
>>19394696

>>19399483
I can do that with my hands by holding them above my head. It probably just has to do with how much blood is getting to them

>>19396271
I Don't even check the clock that much. I just happen to look at the clock every time it's a triple digit

i can cook minute rice in only 30 seconds

>>19392462

tard rage is not supernatural

I always suck dick on the first date.

>>19399483

Haha jokes on you, my hands always look like that faggot.

>>19392404
Um, sometimes I can shut people up when I suddenly get mad because I'm usually a very polite and friendly person.

That's probably just an intimidation tactic muhahaha

>>19392404
i can slam a revolving door

Yes, but need to sacrifice children

I can change the outcome of something by closing my eyes and visualising it. I can take away pain, emotionally and physically (but I don't think I can heal people) I don't know what else I could do but I'm still figuring it all out.

>>19392404
I have the power to constantly disappoint my family.

>>19392404
This sounds crazy but....

Sometimes if I drink enough alcohol I can talk to people IRL Without coming off as a complete spreg.

But that's not all if I focus enough I seem to be able to also not want to kill myself.

>>19392404
When I concentrate I can cum without actually cumming.
Like , the sensation and pleasure of cumming is there , but no sperm and no soreness afterwards. I can do this a few times a day.
World domination is only a few steps away with these powers.

The closest I ever got to something that would be considered "supernatural abilities" is that when I was a bit younger, I could detect electrical signals by a sort of vibration.
It's actually far from supernatural, and some animals have this ability. The older I got, the less "in tune" I've become with life outside of my daily responsibilities, so the ability now eludes me. But, this is entirely possible. Look it up, bro.

>>19392404
I can supernaturally tell which people are faggots and which aren't, even through the internet. And boy do I have news for you OP.