ITT=boast your paranormal powerlevel

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>>19390778
>Drinking piss
Lmfao I'm fucking dying

>>19390778
>boasting

>>19390798
urine is the fountain of youth.

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>>19390806
Why mid-stream as opposed to the beginning or end?

>>19390813
it's chemically purer.

>>19390824
whats funny is i know that its true hahaha

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>>19390824
What makes you youthful from PISS

>>19390778
>I'm gonna be 40 years old and still look 20.

Same. Except I don't drink my piss and use I soap, shampoo(once a week, sulfate free). And I don't sleep in the buff.

I also smoke and never use sunscreen.

Genetics, diet and stress are bigger factors.

>>19390813
Beginning has a bit of waste in it that should be disposed of but the rest has the leftover nutrients and beneficial enzymes and hormones that has accumulated from the night before. Generally not going to do anything for you unless you have a certain few diseases

>>19390857
I guess bear Grylls was right. Can I collect a gallon of mid-stream piss to save for a rainy day

>>19390778

I've done all this minus the piss.

It's hard to say if there are real benefits, but the dreams are mind blowing. Leads me to believe that there may be something there, though I don't know enough to say why. I've tried the tantric, no ejaculation route and it's just not as effective.

>>19390955
honestly if you drink a lot of water, your piss doesn't really have a bad taste, or much taste at all really.
I could drink mine if I needed to, for sure

>>19390976
If you drink enough water those chemicals will be absorbed the first time around, almost as if the body is able to take care of itself if fed properly.

>>19390824
Clean catch urine samples make me have to argee

>>19390976

Yeah, I've done it while traveling in third world shitholes where bottled water is the only thing travelers can drink without getting explosive diarrhea. No big deal.

More interested in why not beating your meat would make you dream like mad, though. It can't just be semen retention. I've successfully done a month of masturbating without ejaculating and while I didn't feel lethargic it did nothing to give me those dreams. It gets intense. For me, it got to the point where I was pretty much raped in the most vivid dream I've ever had. Waking up and falling asleep in the middle of the night would lead to auditory hallucinations.

What's up with nofap and why is it so hard to find good info on male chastity (that doesn't have some cuckold bondage connotation).

>>19391013
Because psychology is too busy grappling with its own demons to deal with the problems that have existed since time immemorial.

Yeah yeah faggots, this is nice and all but let's get down to business. How do I summon a succubus?

>>19390778
>avoid soap,shampoo, electrosmug pollutions and various toxic plastic chemicals
what about shaving cream?

Choads trying desperately to warp the fact they are sexless man children into some sort of positive. Kinda sad.

>>19391669

Not to be choad, but I do notice that when you're with a woman and refrain from cumming with her and just end sex when she has an orgasm, she'll be extremely clingy after. Even if you don't tell her that you're experimenting with goofy dick powers.

Sad as it might be to think about this shit, there's something deeper to the way sexual energy works, isn't there?

>>19391025
call your sister in from the next room bruh

>>19391260
water only honey. only non fluoridated. the jedi are fools

>>19391732
totally something deeper to the way sex en works.

my woah-man (mam) is clingy no matter what, especially after sex, even wen i only cum. i waanna try no fap son though. .............


isee tyhroug the lies of the jedi

>>19391013
its a succubus stealing your seed

>>19393195
why is every supernatural entity nowadays stealing man cum?
>this worries me
>what if they literally steal all the women
>give them babies, then come back and kill everyone.

>>19390778
>fap daily
>hardly shower
>drink decaff
>shit diet
>still too much energy, need to ground daily

Tbh though, it's becoming increasingly obvious that I'm an incarnation of a God, so it makes sense.

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>practice Celibacy
>also have a diet focused on increased Libido to make it thougher

>>19391260
>shaving
did I say I was a girl you fool?

>>19390778
>>sleep naked

I do it cause it feels good but is it actually supposed to be good for your health or something?

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>>19390778
>ITT=boast your paranormal powerlevel

I'm a god. That guy "Chuck Shurley" in Supernatural is based off of me, but the writers don't know it because they don't know they're prophets writing a story about a prophet who writes stories about things that come true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSElBa6oqP0

>>19393289
yes,because hormones

>>19393306
can you elaborate?

>>19393317
There's no reason as to why i SHOULD, seeing as you can google" health benefits of sleeping naked" and be greeted by answers.

>>19393263
So? Don't you shave your snatch?

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>>19390778
I support the SCP.

I fell off and broke my chakras so the kundalini rose and I'm enlightened sevenfold.

>>19390778
I can make UFOs Hail Eris

>>19393595
actually, how do I kundalini schizophrenia. asking for a friend who is someone who isn't my cat.

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>>19390778

>>19390778
I can take control of top secret level government psychics, and make them perform my will.

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>>19391891
why what's wrong with cream though? specifically
>>19393263
I don't shave all my facial hair if that's what you're implying, but i do shave the neck and the sides. Basically like pic related but not that twirly on the stache.

>>19390778
Realize that all of these things are just placebo and have no spiritual effect and you could get better results just by looking within.

>>19396055
>measurable physiological changes are placebo
what did he mean by this

>>19396063
>I need to fap to explore new perspectives
anything that you do to yourself could be achieved simply through pondering, having a few thought experiments and just having an imagination
Thinking you need to live like a monk just to be spiritual is like thinking you need to take drugs to do so.

>>19390778
>use cold showers
>taking a shower
Such a Gay Frog

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>>19390778
>tfw drinked piss for 3 months and ended with gastritis and leaking gut
>taking medicaments since 2 months ago without signs of healing
yeah fuck you op

>>19396105
Forgot to add that also got warts in muy foot.
I was the healtiest guy you could meet before that

>>19396083
*I need to not fap

>>19396127
Why did you do it? Did you just trust something you read on the internet?

>>19396134
Was mainly because this guy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IEPrB6x02CI

>>19390824

Except morning piss contains all the toxins and shit accumulated overnight. Not even those retarded enough to share these insane beliefs drink that.

>>19390778
>drink morning mid-stream urine
you had me til i read this. literally what? LOL

>>19390778
i experienced ego-death. its pretty fucking cool, lmaoing at all you loosers who havent done it.
its literally the best thing ever, i feel so refreshed and free, its also super easy so i dont know why you fags havent done it lol

>>19398043
drinking your own piss is said to have health benefits. i was doing yoga for a while and the woman in charge of the whole yoga school frequently encouraged people to drink their piss. i never did it though

>>19390856
Nah. The sun is one of the biggest causes of aging in skin, next to AGEs (stuff in fried food, especially meat). Then smoking doesn't help AT ALL. I don't know where you've heard it won't affect your aging, because it affects everyone. You're gonna look like a leathery, old, wrinkly couch if you keep that that for decades. If you REALLY want to look young for as long as possible, avoid too much sun and stress. Become vegan and lift.

>>19393302
Nice to meet you

>>19390778
>>19390856
>tfw look 35 at 20
GIVE ME YOUTH

>>19398097
>its also super easy so i dont know why you fags havent done it lol
tell us or fuck off

>>19390778
you're still going to die. what do you think you're escaping?

>>19391732
Hahahaha you didn't fuck once in your life. Good luck getting a woman to orgasm without cumming when on fucking Nofap. After not janking it for even one week you explode the second you dip into her.

>>19400397

I don't wanna push you away, but you're being extremely arrogant. There's a whole school of thought dedicated entirely to fucking without cumming. Ancient emperors and their retinues developed ideas out of necessity; Needing to pleasure their harems and whatnot.

If you wanna get off your high horse, look into tantra some time. I won't bother giving you some anecdotal shit, but I recommend Mantak Chia's books if you ever find yourself in a non-dismissive mood.

>>19400963
is cumming in your brain and not cumming with your cock better feeling than actually cumming
if not whats the point

>>19390778
I have perfected the method of using my breath as a sigil. By simple breathing in, and then out, I can cast a spell that fixates my intentions unto the universe.

>>19391732
See, this just isn't true. Idk what's up with me medically, but I almost never cum when I'm with a woman. We can go for hours at a time, I'm numb. But put me in front of a computer with some good porn and I'll bust it in 5 mins. Go figure.
That being said, I've only had one girl stick around after sex in the past like, 5 years, and she's still with me. All of the previous girls acted insulted, and relations got extremely tense afterword, even once resulting in rebounding immediately with my roommate. My current squeeze is commonly disappointed when I don't finish, and she tries not to show it but I can tell. She's happiest when I finish, regardless of whether I climax her.
Mind you, I always at least climax her. It's the least I can do.

>>19396105
you're supposed to drink your own piss not from random gloryholes

>>19399960
you need to drink op's piss

>>19401369
My point is that you can fuck women, multiple women, for as long as you want, make them cum and not cum yourself. You can if you know how and you've practiced it. Not that any of us will get the chance, but if Arab and Asian nobility did this shit for hundreds of years, surely you can go far past your perceived limitations..

>>19401460
You're a completely different case. These women are sensing that you're not even virile for them to begin with and that's something else. Stop watching porn, bud.

>>19390813
the first and last quarter are supposedly useless.

>>19396105
>>19396127
>>19396190
did you eat the right diet in order to do it? not eating meat is an part of urine drinking.

>>19401525
does that mind sex shit even matter if youre a khv thats not hot

>>19396105
You're not healing because you're not drinking any piss now. You stopped right before you transcended.

>>19390778
>drink urine
Why would I drink something that my body tries to get rid of?

>>19401525
You seem like you know your stuff

My kundalinu is active and currently opening my 6th chakra

Can i have sex witg a girl without activating her kundalini too


Also i do what you do minus piss drinking but plus not shaving and and not cutting my hair

>>19405712
And the soap thing but i might reconsider

One shower or bath a week with just water and yet i don't stink

>>19405725
>One shower or bath a week with just water and yet i don't stink
t. single virgin permalard, guess you can't stink if there's no one else around to smell you

>>19401778

I don't know what mind sex is. I understand if you've been lead to believe that tantra is a larpy vulkan mindmeld or something, but it's a discipline with tons of history, books and practitioners. We use the word "tantric" as a synonym for sensual, but it's mostly about understanding your breath, awareness and state of mind. Start with the book, "The Multi-Orgasmic Man" when you're ready to start reading and stop acting like you know everything, you unhelpful cunt..

>>19405712

idk shit and I'm not the piss-drinking OP. I've never fucked with chakras as there's a history of mental illness in my senpai. Be careful.

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>>19390778
>avoid soap,shampoo

yah ok I'd rather look my age than risk looking half my age covered with lice
but I will ask my court alchemist to come up with something that won't dry out my skin

>>19393234
You double nigger I'M the reincarnation of a God.

So is no fap a meme or what? I've seen shit from both sides saying it's good for you and that it's bad. So now idk what the fuck to do.

>>19405893
Neither virgin nor lard

>>19406324
It's good for you but it seema the word of some guy on 4chan is not good enough

Try it out
If it were bad, monks and yogis would be dropping left and right

>>19406324
>>19407603
Kegel exercises also help

Squeeze from the perineum to you sacral bone
50 times fast and 20 time slow and hard (remember to also release slow)

Do that once a day or once in the morning and once in the evening

>>19406324
The only people supporting masturbation is mainstream society (including the porn industry). Everyone else knows porn and masturbation is terrible for you, causes addiction, and rewires your brain to become different (why do you think traps and fetishes have exploded like crazy?)

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What are cold showers supposed to do?

>>19390778
>praise the Demiurge

So you're saying golden showers are the key to eternal youth? The more you know...

>>19409739
please don't let this be true. i really do not want to see a movement of people drinking piss.

>>19409739
>elites and celebs alike do it
>proletariat are shamed for it to discourage overpopulation
It's so obvious now

>>19390778

totally has absolutely positively NOTHING to do with genes.

>>19390899
>not having jugs of midstream piss stocked up in the basement

>>19390804
This.

>>19390840
it is also the philosopher's stone. u heard it here folks

the colour is the first giveaway

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>>19393234

>>19398097
You clearly haven't done it.

I havent used shamPOO for almost a year now.

>>19408210
Beta to Chad. Props to that guy

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>>19390778
>do NOFAP

nofap is hard for the first few weeks but soon you will experience regular wet dreams that healthily cleanse your prostate, if you can lucid then the orgasms will be out of this reality

>use cold showers

cold showers are most effective in winter (the irony amirite?) to prevent skin damage but keep in mind that in summer you should frequent hot springs or if none are available gain access to a hot tub or sauna

>drink morning mid-stream urine

while drinking urine can be useful in cleansing your body or a quick fix for alcoholism you should never do it for more than a few days in a row, make sure that your urine is mostly water and fast for a few hours beforehand

>sleep naked

nuff said, i hope you are going commando also and keep your phone away from your cock

>avoid soap,shampoo, electrosmug pollutions and various toxic plastic chemicals

this is unnecessary as there are simply too many healthy alternatives, even our hunter gatherer ancestors used soap, you mean to tell me that you haven't created a tincture out of your own pheromones, lemongrass and sandalwood yet? fucking pleb, also start using pic related for your hair so that it doesn't stink like grease

now it's time for me to boast:

>sun gaze
>barefoot always unless i'm at work or in the city
>hug trees regularly to absorb their energy (tell me that hugging a tree and feeling it's pulse doesn't feel good as fuck)
>shit outside

i can squat like a fucking boss after years of doing this, if i ever have to resort to a public restroom i hover over the bowl like a pro, it should be noted that i own a huge property so it's not like i'm shitting in a tiny yard also my toilet stays unused which is good for the pipes maybe

>drink apple cider vinegar daily
>eat EVERY booger, my immune system is fucking phenomenal, haven't been sick or even had a cold in 6 years
>never get a flue shot, they only make you sick
>never been immunised
>never been circumcised

>>19401430
try breathing it through your temple and then you will able to layer your visualised intentions onto reality

>>19411926
> breathing it through your temple

wat.jpg

>>19411909
>hug trees regularly to absorb their energy (tell me that hugging a tree and feeling it's pulse doesn't feel good as fuck)
noice

>>19390778
> NoFap
> No drink
> No smoke
> No drugs
> No swearing
> Platonist
> Taming the Tiger
> Tarot, intuitive, looking into other types of magic
Thats basically it

>>19411995
>no drink
I'm doing no water right now

>>19412001
You get what I mean right anonochka))