You have just discovered a forbidden tome that contains vast amounts of knowledge.
What's inside it?
math
>>19387997
Questions
>>19387997
Math questions.
>>19387997
Knowledge once seen is learned and the information is how to control reality with thought
>>19387997
The complete works of J.S. Bach, including the ones lost to time or never had a chance to be written
Bad jokes about a long lost group of people they were making fun of.
A riddle that really makes you think
>>19387997
Porn
Cthulhu's nudes
>>19387997
its got everything. that time i scratched the side of my ass to hard and drew blood and that time i scratched my ass and then smelled my hand. that time i found what seemed to be crude oil in my belly button while in the shower. how often i pull out my nipple hair and how many hairs that is
An apology from Kojima for making such a shitty sendoff to the Metal Gear franchise
>>19388042
Take your pills, Anon. You're fucked up.
>>19388010
You got some damned taste.
>>19387997
A secret method of manipulating your vibration, which is an analogue for your soul. Such that you can physically manipulate objects. Such as making a water bottle fall over, from across the room.
Literally the Thu'um but before Skyrim was released. It was in the black book. THE. Black book.
>>19388069
I heard that Tesla designed an 'earthquake machine' which was no nigger than a chocolate bar which could mimic the vibration of anything it touched and could destroy anything from the atomic level... then he destroyed it because it was about to destroy his building
A smaller less known grimoire.
Dankest forbidden memes
>>19388074
>no nigger than a chocolate bar
typo/auto-correct of the century lmao
>>19387997
The guide to understanding woman
>>19387997
Vast amounts of knowledge.
>>19387997
>What's inside it?
Vast amount of knowledge.
>>19388190
wtf dude
>>19388192
wtf dude
>>19388149
top kek
>>19388195
It's time to stop.
>>19388193
It's time to stop.
Rofl. What the fuck is this?
>>19387997
I don't know. I didn't bother to look before I tossed it into the fire. It looked important so I gave it to the fire.
>>19387997
proof that traps are gay
>>19388224
OP here, they're blokes. They have cocks. What more proof do you need?
>>19388243
You'd be surprised how many people would argue against that.
the secret to activating your almonds
>>19388042
Lmfao
How to get laid
Allahu Akbar! Holy Jesus!
>>19387997
The canon conclusion to Zero no Tsukaima
Drumpf's tax returns
>>19387997
My internet history.
>>19388783
I want teenagers to leave
>>19387997
rare pepe's
>>19387997
DMT
I've heard that if you Open the Book you learn to Divide by Zero
>>19387997
A complete record of all the (You)'s I've ever had.
>>19388074
Was Tesla the greatest magician ever, or was it autistic speculation.
We ignored him in life, and the government immediately confiscated and sealed his research upon his death.
>I can pull raw energy from the air
>There is more energy around us that we can even imagine
>We can exert superhuman effort and be replenished in only two hours of sleep
>I can pierce the atmosphere with waves
>>19388807
rare pepe's what?
How to summon a succi
THE SECRET TO LIFE ETERNAL, AND TO MANIFEST YOUR DESIRED OUTCOME WITHIN REALITY.
>>19387997
This dick
>>19387997
Work
>>19387997
With my luck, probably recipes or something
>>19387997
It's just a copy of The God Delusion by Dawkins.
>>19387997
The secret to immortality, pretty much all you need.
>>19389413
Chocolate cake.
>>19387997
Blank pages
>>19387997
The ancients internet logbook of memes and shitposting.
>>19389539
>I open the tomb to unleash it's secrets.
>It's a picture for picture log of all /x/'s posts.
>Kill myself.
>>19388149
Yes indeed.
>>19387997
My dick
>>19387997
vast amounts of knowledge
>>19389491
Would you eat a chocolate cake made from a recipe from and old, most likely cursed tome?
Magic to Evoke Archons and Knowledge of the Aeons.
>>19389353
I am black and terrible of aspect. My eyes are quickened coals that smoulder with emerald fire in the
caverns of my skull. Sharp my teeth like those of the dragon that crushes its foe in deadly embrace.
Sharp my envenomed nails like the fangs of the viper that hisses. My lips are ruddy with clots of gore,
my mouth drips with fresh blood, my forked tongue is as black as Death, the stench of carrion hangs on
my breath, and the flies come and settle upon my cheeks. Yet my breasts like unto the hills of Gehenna.
My thighs vast columns of ebony that extend down even to the very foundation stone of the Abyss.
Leviathan coils his slimy length about them and makes his lair in my womb. It breeds serpents as does
the putrid belly of the dead horse.
Seek not to flee, O my love. My arms restrain you with terrible strength. I bind you to my breast with
the rank strands of my hair. I am the Jealous God. No other god shall lie with you. I am the Heavenly
Harlot, the Queen of All Pleasures. No other lover shall ever please you. Your seed is the payment I
exact for my whoredom. You are source of my delight as the corpse delights the jackal in the desert.
The screams that are born and die in your throat nourish my darkness. Your fear excites my lust. I will
not cease to abuse you all the time that I love you. Nor can you ever be rid of me, for we are joined as
one flesh under the dark face of the Moon. I cry out in the excess of my passions. My cries are like
those of the bird that flies by night and screeches.
>>19387997
>What's inside it?
Well, you'd have to open it up to see, wouldn't you?
I'm quite partial to grimoires and folklore, myself.
>>19388080
There we go. I'd like to read that.
>>19389414
So edgy.
>>19389561
Literal death by chocolate?
>>19388080
Twice saved from the fire.
>>19387997
How to talk to girls without getting laughed away.
Philosophy; logical tautologies and syllogisms
>>19387997
> hey I found a book knowledge [inside it]
> I have no idea what's [inside it]
Ummmm. Ancient porn. Ancient, poorly-drawn Satanic porn.
Doesn't look like it has a preface or summary. Is there one on the back?
>super excited
>open ancient all-knowledge book
>it's my bible
>>19387997
The lost Mayan codices.
A thousand pages explaining how OP is a gigantic faggot
>>19387997
The truth to this existence
Reading it has a 100% chance of burning your sanity
Another smaller version of the book
>>19387997
the succubus summoning ritual
>>19387997
Mad dubs.
>>19389592
>so edgy
I'm sorry I'm not a theistic retard like you are. Your sky daddy's not real, neither are aliens, ghosts or anything supernatural. There's only science, embrace that and be free from retarded superstitions.
>>19390439
If science is so real then why did ancient lakes kill people before carbon was invented?
>>19387997
how to get a gf
Proofs from the book
wouldn't risk it, I would burn that tbqh
>>19388390
are you ready for September 23rd?
>>19387997
Do you like it?
>>19393220
The alchemical symbol for sulfur, how quaint.
How to summon the semen demon without incurring the wrath of gods.
ass tidy
>>19390439
>he thinks I'm a theist
>he thinks I'm a True Believerâ„¢
>he thinks he's being clever
I came across a forum some time ago on the topic of something called "Project Ianus" or "the Ianus Project" (something like that). They said it had something to do with an underwater Soviet nuclear facility that was eventually abandoned. Has anyone else heard of this?
>>19389344
>>We can exert superhuman effort and be replenished in only two hours of sleep
If this were real then employers would expect us to work 20 hours a day
Dank nugz of weed and my dilz
>>19387997
Every mathematical representation of Jesus' cock.
>>19387997
>astralplane walking
>omnipotence spells
>omnipresent crafting
>omniscient knowledge
>>19388004
It's on my watchlist for a long time, is it realy good?
Jews
>>19394020
just go to >>>/pol/ to find all the answers on the matter. they're experts.
>>19393728
explain all of those
>>19388224
if you think traps are gay, you're a faggot
Unified field theory
>>19387997
>What's inside it?
"Klaatu barada nikto"
>>19387997
It reveals finally once and for all
Why OP is a huge faggot
The answer to the world's biggest question. Traps are not gay...
>>19388190
>>19388192
>>19389560
Sorry, but the correct answer was:
Vast amounts of >forbidden knowledge.
Better luck next time!
>>19397554
Thanks for final confirmation m8
Off to yank it to some robust big titted dick girls.
>>19394007
its a must play for /x/philes
>>19387997
experiments, disturbing pictures of trying to cheat death, the book looks possibly 1300-1700 so perhaps something to do with medicine.
>>19387997
Reality creation, alteration and enhancement for dummies, a time before time edition.
>>19389561
Yes
>>19387997
Traps are indeed gay
>>19387997
A mirror
>>19394007
Yeah it's pretty decent for the time, nice Lovecraft-inspired atmosphere.
Shitposting about Jesus.
>>19387997
Cake recipes
ZAKERU
>>19387997
It reveals the secret of why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
>>19387997
>detailed drawings of different penises
>like nothing else but penises
>>19387997
One of these cute fuckers to be your familiar/animal companion
i will cum on it and leave.
A small flash of light that in an instant overloads your mind with infinity leaving you unable to actually comprehend any of it because you experience it all at once continually for all time. You then regress to an infantile state because your mind is incapable of doing anything else but contain the knowledge of the universe.
>>19387997
history, science, art, and most important.. answers
>>19387997
You open it.
The pages are blank, there is no text within the book.
You get the sense that this book was not meant to exist.
For the rest of your life, things randomly disappear as you notice them. And not just physical things - concepts, emotions. Points of view.
>>19387997
cheat codes for infinite health, money and pussy
>>19387997
The ghost of Rick Sanchez
The german popular tv news anchor Claus Kleber from the state TV ZDF have admit that he calls Angela Merkel to have topics for the next news show "heute-journal"...
>>19400999
^this^
You can't open the book because all the pages are stuck together, because of this guy.
Science and math and hard shit I don't understand but you gotta say what you gotta say to be one of the cool guys.
Hell, last thing science related I've read was a global warming article about how we should stop consuming beans because our farts are melting the ice caps that went viral on twitter a month ago. But yeah.
Probably A Dawkin's essay thrown in there as well for maximum noledge.
>>19387997
Proof that traps aren't gay
>>19387997
the Jeff Dahmer bumper book of recipes for the suburban bachelor
>>19394007
Was my fav on my cube. wish I still had it.
>>19388203
Bonvolu ne! Iru al alia loko, malrapida kornulo.