What's in Area 51, /x/?
The physical album of The Life Of Pablo
>>19387841
Bunch of stuff to keep you looking at it
BASED legal aliens
>>19387841
Lot's of cameras.
>>19387841
Area 51 is an aircraft testing base
It's where they test shit like stealth bombers
SR 71s that sort of thing
If the government has shit to hid it's not in Area 51
Area 51 is a light show that conspiracy theorists keep looking at
A place where they store a fucking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Q_HNwXCpU
i'm fucking old
>implying they actually keep anything of interest there
>implying it's not just there to keep people mystified about ayys
the real area 51 is area 69
you must travel to the far reaches of the land to find it
good luck brother
>>19389695
Partially correct, but mostly wrong.
Area 51 is part of a deep underground military complex of network tunnels and bases that span the United States, connecting with various mines, caverns, and salt flats throughout the country.
Don't forget the Area 51 hanger/entrance in the mountains that no one pays attention to.
Of course deep clandestine shit goes down at Area 51, regardless of the attention on it.
>>19389937
Chilllllllllllllllll yasss, dude we r not old stfu>>19389937
>>19389948
>Don't forget the Area 51 hanger/entrance in the mountains that no one pays attention to.
Except every tinfoil hat wearing loser who pisses in soda bottles, and eats beans straight out of the can.
area 52 is where they keep all the deal illegal aliens
>>19389971
Oy Vey Schlomo. You dropped your little hat.
Some is at Area 51 but it's mostly at another location. It's spooky shit.
>>19387841
Dirt and some buildings probably
I think it's a red herring.
>>19387841
Nintendo 64's and a shit ton of pizza
>>19387841
Nothing akin to humanoid drones, Saw aliens and needed to via quantum mechanics and energy manipulation check For humaoid drone capabilities.
Either aliens or more advanced technology.
>>19387841
alien bukakke live streams from the dark web starring ur mom, OP.
>>19389948
This theory is utter shit for one reason. How many motherfuckers are guarding this nationwide underground complex? Especially one that according to you connects hundreds of locations at least, with thousands more ways to infiltrate it? Do you even comprehend the kind of incompetent logistical buttfuckery this would turn into in terms of governmental secrecy?