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I didn’t know where to post this so I guess I’ll post it here.

The other day I was play Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube, practicing and grinding tech for a money match against a PR player the next day. Knowing he mained Falco, I counter-picked him with Fox. After playing hour after hour, with it being almost 3 AM, I decided it was bed time. I started to fuck my Jigglypuff plushie. She’s the hottest high tier in my opinion. Okay, afterwards I started to clean off my bed and roll up my controller. After my room was nice and tidy, I went around the house to lock the doors and all the windows because I live alone. No gf :(. But while I was doing so, I felt uneasy. Like I was being watched. I decided to brush it off but when I came back my Jigglypuff plushie was gone. I must have just misplaced it so it didn’t bother me that much.

After falling asleep, I woke up all sweaty an hour later. I got up out of bed to get some water but before I did so, I heard something. It sounded like someone was sweeping a broom aggressively in the hall outside of my room. I was a little puzzled but as soon as I placed my hand on the door knob I started to hear this blipping noise. Once the blips stopped, I started to hear “Fal-co~ Fal-co~,” like the chant from the game. I slowly opened the door, feeling a cold breeze creep in. I thought this was strange because I thought I closed all the windows. When I opened the door all the way and looked all around, I saw this dark figure to the right side of the hallway. I couldn’t make out what it is so I decided to get closer. But as soon as I took a step, lighting flashed through the window and I saw Falco Lombardi.


After this ordeal I ran back to my room to write this. I don't know if he's still there or not. I haven't left my room in hours.