NASA hiring alien war strategist

>he actually believes (((news))) sources
I hope you can find enlightenment one day.

>>19384518
See you in September, but remember...

>>19384518
>NASA
L I A R S
>alien war
B L U E B E A M fake invasion is coming.

It's aliens sure¨
But the aliens are really demons deep down
never trust them

>>19384576
WHAT IF THE ALIEN WAR S GOING ON ALREADY REEEE

>>19384523

How do you find enlightenment?

>>19384680
usually you look for a switch near a door

so masturbate during a near death experience

"harm" being things like "ruin the economy" with free energy and preventing nuclear war

>>19384728
this

>>19384680
>find
By taking a good long look at yourself and realizing where you are.

>>19384518
Nothing to see here folks.
"They" don't "know" anything.

From the article: "The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is currently looking for someone with a secret security clearance to ensure alien life, or "organic-constituent and biological contamination" doesn't make it's way back in a space ship."

This is a completely reasonable space exploration thing, not an 'alien war' thing.

You're as bad of a sensationalist as most media these days

>>19385919
>not an 'alien war'
>what is biological warfare?
Intention means nothing when bodies start dropping.

>>19385919
The fact that they want someone with a secret clearance makes it slightly suspect.

>>19385993
Who want some to broadcast to the world "WERE STUDING ALIENS FUCK YOU AMERICA FUCK YEAH! MOONLANDING!!!!!!!"

>>19386057
True, the public response would probably be a clusterfuck of epic proportions.

>>19384518
>we want to protect you from these spacemen which we won't acknowledge actually exist but c'mon guys we gotta protect you from these imaginary creatures for when they actually come and try to contac- I mean destroy us all