If you could invite any paranormal entity to this board, what

Lilith, she and her daughters are popular around here.

And Ive read some stuff she told Lamech which was super interesting.

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Ryuk from death note

>>19383249
Don't fucking work with Lilith

>>19383227
Probably Jesus since he has a very divisive presence on this board (people seem to either love him or hate him), also because there's been an increase in christian posts on /x/

Would be nice to have some true divine wisdom and miracles here

>>19383363
Different anon, but why not?
What's wrong with Lilith?

>>19383399
She's a lying and torturous cunt
Her consort is Samael/Chief Archon Demiurge, just think about that.

>>19383403
Wouldn't a hard ruthless cunt like that be a great friend to have?

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>>19383393

How would you tell his wisdom from any other wisdom of anime/mecha fan?

Odin, So many things I'd love to ask him.

>>19383227
Whoever can grant me magic powers.

>>19383409
She will turn on you the first chance she gets.

>>19383443
Did you have a bad experience with her?

>>19383450
Yes, she tried to kill me.

>>19383451
Why did she try to kill you?

>>19383441
Well you're already here, and that's the person that can grant you magic powers, so it looks like you're all set.

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>>19383455
Because I didn't respect her chosen gender. She claimed she's an "otherkin" but I know there are only 2 fucking genders and everything else is a mental illness. Needless to say I almost lost my dick in the aftermath of our argument. It's functional but I have a hard time keeping it up since some of the tissue had permanent nerve damage.

>>19383227
>>19383403
An aspect of Lilith that isn't a lying torturous cunt then.
Free succubi for everyone!

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the all mighty Choronzon

>>19383393
>the bible is a lie that was constructed to stop the collapse of god.
>Mfw he made women as punishment to men so that you can be miserable.
>mfw the great god pan was a god gifted with oracle powers and seen the events of the future.
>Mfw it was the fall of the Olympians and the freedom from the wrath of Zeus for Prometheus giving you fire in your spirit for protection.
>Mfw Pandora was the first woman on earth
>the great god pan died when Jesus was born.
>your god is a titan named Prometheus for he created man and only wanted the best for you.
>he was tricked by Zeus by accepting a wedding gift known as Pandora box, despite being told not to accept gifts from him.
>pandora opens the box and it creates the paranormal world with spirits who mean to cause you suffering.
bible is about 2 gods one who hates you and is angry from past events and one who will go to war so that the suffering you have been doomed to repeat comes to an end because of the god.
put the bible down summon the demons ask them about the book of the dead and pandoras box they are key elements to what is about to happen.

>>19383227
Hypersimensions, primarily the cartoon universii.

>>19383403
As someone with deep experience with Lilith, I recommend not really talking with her.

People who come to her with desperate love in hand find themselves leaving this life more desperate and destitute than they started.

She's a lot like my ex girlfriend, cold bitch.

>>19383424
By it's fruits

>>19383634
Can you describe your experience with her?
I'm not really sure what you mean.

>>19383759
Lilith, is very demanding. She isn't demanding for sex as often as much as she's demanding for power from your soul. Like all demons it's always a game in order to gain more power from an individual than it is to actually have a relationship.

I had a pretty good fun time almost setting some guy on fire though with her... Funtime indeed.

i sometimes think how this day would be just another forgotten day in my lifetime.

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One of the eldritch gods. Or just God, as cliche as that sounds.

>>19383403
All women are lying cunts. Still love them, just have to pass the shit test and make them love you back.

>>19383227
Honestly I think 4chan would help Lucifer's mental health substantially so Lucifer.

>>19383227
Someone who delivers good stories, someone subtle enough to avoid the Control haunting this cursed place, someone friendly. How about VALIS?

>>19383451
She tried to kill me as well but guess whos dead

>>19385910
Her. I killed her too.

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hey guys

>>19383549
lol lilth is degenerate through and through i guess

The last Delphi Oracle

>>19385811

this , you just gotta be a SOLAR ALPHA

>>19383227
my qt pure atlantean waifu

>>19386770
There's 2 Liliths one is fine and the other is a cunt

Good posters.

succibus

>>19386962
If you invite a succubus to this board and ask how to summon more of her race, and she tells you that that's not how it works, you'll need to be ready to accept that answer. No point inviting something in only to reject it once it arrives.

>>19386973
Or I guess she could just post pics. That's what I come to succubus threads for anyway.

Cthulhu here. AMA you insignificant cunts.

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>>19384775
I always suspect we have at least one eldritch god, lost in the modern world with an internet connection, because why not, with nothing better to do than spread chaos and forbidden knowledge.

a decent janitor for this fucking board

glycon the snake lord because why not i like snakes and snake lords

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>>19383227
>If you could invite any paranormal entity to this board, what would it be? Assume it'll be cool and answer questions and shit.

A high level Archon. I would like to know why they do what they do, and what are their philosophies. Also, how they keep humans spiritually asleep.

>>19386999
i believe you, the thought of having an ultimate power that is just shit posting all over the internet gives me the bubbles.
>as you post your lord kek pics, he laughs because he knows he is the one making it happen.

>>19383227
Mothman.

We could invite baba vanga if we went back in time but what she typed wouldn't be readable. I don't think clarvoyancy works on a keyboard.

>>19383227
Whichever one murders flat earthers in an extremely brutal fashion.

>>19383227
I would invite an /x/ moderator and ask them what they think about the larping on this board

>>19385910
Damn, what a fuckin badass

>>19388566
this.

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>>19383227
Why can't I get a gf like pic

>>19388849
cuz u ugly lol

>>19383227
I would only wanna talk with my eldritch demon goddess waifu... if she could exist in this dimension...
But just talking to a random real human telepath would already be a GOAT achievement for /x/... Anything that was actually true...

bip

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A serial killer. We've already had a couple, but it'd be nice if they would talk.

Death, or the grim reaper, actually if the entity does exist first thing I would do is ask for what it goes by name wise

And then ask for its perspective of things what's like being a reaper

lastbump

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>>19383227
one of the bogdanoffs

>>19383537
>magic
>real

>>19383227
Is there more of this grill?

my friend!

>>19393506
I have no idea. I snagged it from an /x/ thread the other day.

>>19383393
>>19385872
>>19388147
You know if the Buddha or Christ or anyone from ancients times were able to see what we've accomplished today, they would weep in thanks.

>>19394951
Probably

So it sounds like the major thing people would want to meet is some sort of deity.

>>19383227
Wendigo

>>19396479
It would be a lot of fun to shitpost with a deity.

>>19397915
Now we just have to find one that would actually be cool with it.

>>19383227
How about inviting /x/-tan?

>>19383227
Enki cuz magic and shiieet

>>19398833
God shitposts here all the time but people normally call him a LARP.

>>19399482
I dunno, I kinda think god would have to not use a tripcode if he's gonna be cool about being here.

>>19394951
they would weep, alright.

>>19399520
4chan is for the anonymous, tripfags are just dancers for anon's amusement <3

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>>19383227
Zozo

God.

>>19399482
I fucking love the idea of a bunch of paranormal people/entities/monster hunters spreading dis info, and shit posting on /x/. Only made better by the idea that 80% of everything on here is true

>>19403273
>/x/ was actually really spoopy all along but no one noticed
ebin

>>19403273
wait i thought that's what was already happening? haha

The problem is, if we name something, larpers will try to play the part. Faff and humbug.