AMA

>>19380933
What are UFOs?

>>19380933

Name one entity type/kind.

>>19380933
What expertise do you have to provide an AMA?

>>19380944
Bullshit or a supernatural force fucking with you.

>>19380946
Angel>>19380963
Hunt paranormal beings and come from a family of paranormal researchers.

>>19380933
Can dogs smell demons?

>>19380933
How to summong a sunkubus?

>>19381023
Not smell but they can sense them

>>19380995
YOU DIE SLUT CUNT

>>19381026
sigil,burn it.

>>19381032
I'm a dude. I'm clearly a player.

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>>19381004
As a hunter, what's your least favorite kind of normie?

>>19380933

Is there a spirit that absorbs orther spirits..to gather universal knowledge?
And if so, how does it work.

>>19380933
Mister Burke, is it? Please, continue. I find myself... enthralled.

>>19381053
Not for knowledge,no.

>>19381048
hmmm,hard call but I'd say police Chads,they think they're tough but act like a little bitch when faced with a legit monster.

>>19381083

For what then? Fun?

>>19381106
Power.

>>19380933
How can I use the paranormal to find my soul mate/twin flame?

>>19381115
Soul mates aren't real.

>>19381113

It's actually knowledge. They do it to harness that knowledge, not to use it, not to share it, just to steal it.
An entity can only grow powerful in groups, not by destroying another entity.
Thanks for the replies.

>>19381085
How do you track legit monsters?

>>19381115

Soul mates are very real.
You can't do anything to find it, it either comes on its own accord or it won't.

>>19381128
That's bullshit,stop spreading bullshit on my thread this isn't your AMA.

>>19381130
Monsters have patterns,you'd have to be able to notice strange behavior in an area then based on their habitats or huntings grounds go there.>>19381131
Also bullshit. The

>>19381131
The wishful thinking won't get you laid anon

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>>19381133

You started that yourself from the get go.
;)

>>19380933
Was Kolchak a real person?

>>19381168
No.A hunter would kill you for writing about them without their permission

Is there a supernatural way of gaining power that is worth the risks or tradeoffs? (e.g. vampirism, pact with a demon, magic)

>>19380933
Are memes a way of controlling the masses?

>>19381207
no.

>>19381203
If you had an object you take power from and you can use your own psychic abilities as well. But other than that not really.

>>19381004
What does a hunter do when he comes across an angel?

>>19381253
Can you elaborate? How would one obtain such an object?

>>19381285
Depends on the angel/>>19381290
There are a lot of ways and a fuck ton of different object It'd be a thread all its own.

can i fuck a ghost

>>19381336
this also can i impregnate one
very important

>>19381301
>>19381253
Powerful objects, huh...
Sounds like it would make for a fun thread, assuming that /x/ is willing to play along for long enough with such "obvious" larping.
(The hunter larp is something of a recurrent joke, I've noticed.)
Ever come across a dagger with a grieving aura?

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>>19380944
Let me answer that for you

>>19381336
If they possess someone but ask yourself,can you fuck a living person? If not you have no chance with a ghost remember they are also people

>>19381357
No I have not and not LARPing here actually if you have the proper contacts you can verify my info.

>>19381374
OK then, so what different kinds of angels did you come across and what did you do to them?

>>19381399
OK,classic angels of the LORD,usually work with them,somtimes have to fight them though but its super rare. Benevolent Fallen angels,same deal.Archangels same deal as angels of the LORD. Lucifer,I fight him. Princes of Hell which were former angels I fight them. And that's about it.

>>19381374
I don't believe you, but I don't believe anyone here. I can't verify your contacts, but I have no "legit" contacts. I do have some weird experiences that make me inclined to play along in hope and curiosity. For instance, I was asking about the dagger because I've been wishing for years to find it again.

>>19381445
I don't know everything but I know enough

>>19380944
>>19380995

Its always good when RP exposes itself right away.

>>19381357
Bump, I'd like to see that thread

>>19380933
What is kind of ghost is in my house ?
It has a beige dress and only pops up in the side of my eyes feels sometimes like trolling . Stuff moves around but for the rest nothing also feel pretty calm in my house and have alot of luck when i'm working here.

>>19381474
Sounds like possibly a woman in white.

>>19381462
Says the guy who believes in little green men from Mars even though we've done numerous expeditions of the place.

Is there a possibility there is a demon within me

>>19381509
Possibly

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>>19381409
>the LORD
Hrm.

So what kinds of monsters do you hunt? Do you work with the police, then? How does one get into monster hunting?

>Stuff moves around
If things move around but you've seen the entity, it's likely an intelligent haunting. I would suggest looking into the history of your house in the town records, maybe see if you can track down the woman in question. She could be a previous tenant.

>>19381505
do i have to expect any weird shit going on soon ?
For now she or it has been shill and i hope to keep it like that but i can't really give her a cup of tea and discuss it

>>19381409

You are such a shit Larper.
I hope no one is falling for anything that comes out of your little mind.
And if you really belong to a paranormal team, i'll just say this.. Fraud.

How to astral project?

How do I become a monster Hunter?

>>19380933
Why wont Linda talk to me?

>>19380933
It sounds weird, but I sometimes think I can transmit my thoughts to others who I am close with. Have a lot of weird examples of it. Is this a common thing? Or do you have to be especially sensitive or close to somebody? Is it just coincidence?

>>19381532
I've occasionally worked with FBI but most lower police are ignorant to the paranormal. There's multiple ways to do it,most have powers or just do it. I just did it. I hunt a lot of monsters would you like a list of what I've previously hunted?

>>19381583
I'm not like on ghost hunters man,never claimed to be so stfu.

>>19381601
lots of ways to do it,I would have to show you my method.>>19381605
Lots of ways previously answered this.

>>19381662
Who is Linda?

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>>19381181
They let him survive.

>>19381744
Nah I've never seen it done.

Why some people are more prone to have paranormal experiences while others (like me) just simply don't see jack shit?

>>19382062
Yeah, I think we'd like a list. Point us at cryptids, we love that.

>>19382461
its honestly random but once you're in you know where to find it.>>19382780
Name some cryptids I can only thing of three at the top of my head

>>19382905
Ohh well, thanks anon

>>19383110
No problem mah dude its what I'm here for you have any more questions do not hesitate at all to ask

What happened with the two dutch girl who disappered in Panama? Did they only got lost? Or something else happened?

>>19383127
Link me up and I'll tell you what I think happened.

>>19383130
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_of_Kris_Kremers_and_Lisanne_Froon

>>19383130
>>19383152
I'm really interested in this story too.

>>19383157
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_of_Kris_Kremers_and_Lisanne_Froon

Its no doubt a spirit. I think they were murdered by a demon or a Banshee but it was murderous spirit of some sort.

Q&A over for tonight I'lkl be back tiomorrow but leave my questions while I'm gone I'll answer em when I'm awake.

>>19383174
Thanks for the answers, good night anon

What happens after death?

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how do i talk to ghosts and shit

how to remote view past

I fucked a ghost regularly for about 4 years. She does not seem to be interested in anything else. How do I get an idea about her inner personality, about her essence?

>>19380933
What do I say to her when/if my Valkyrie comes for my spirit?

How come I can see the future on some events in my dreams? I once dreamnt of my house burning down and it did, I once dreamt of being hit by a car and I nearly did I dodge it because of the dream and I once dreamt of being pranked and I called it out while it was about to happen making them ask how I knew? what is this?

>>19380933
Who's the falcon? No not Horus but he's related

Are vampires real? How do I meet one?
I know it's dangerous and I will probably die, that changes nothing.

>>19380933
Why didn't you just learn how to rig the detonator to the nuke yourself?

Can I impregnate an angel?

>>19384004
yes but she and the baby will be executed.

>>19383486
Vampires are real. Seek them out.

>>19383463
All I can find is it being Horus so you'll have to show me what it is.>>19383444
lots os possibilities it'd be a whole thread unto itself>>19383429
nothing.>>19383390
You don't just enjoy the sex

>>19383219
What do you believe happens after death?

>>19382905
>Name some cryptids
Just list some experiences. Greentext that shit. Don't make us do your work for you unless we're gonna become hunters.

>>19384260
There is any way to save them?

>>19380933
>>19380933
Am I suffering from Schizophrenia or Demonic Torment?

I've lately felt a "dark presence" glaring at me whenever I'm not looking at "it". It only shows up when I'm about to sleep and it's making me really tired.

In addition to that, I've had nightmares for the past month that follow the same pattern.

Usually I end up alone in a very dark place where no light can reach, and I can't see what's following me trying to reach me. The anxiety is unfathomable, I wake up with my heart being loud and fast, usually sweating a lot.

Please help me.

>>19384810
Not OP but get night vision

>>19384852
why

>>19384872
>Usually I end up alone in a very dark place where no light can reach, and I can't see what's following me trying to reach me.

Nightvision
Maybe a gun

>>19384810
You can start with not being a scared bitch. You would be surprised how powerful an unabashed soul is.

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>>19384810
Meditate, stop all substance abuse, do not drink alcohol.

Whenever you feel the dark presence, tell it to go, demand it, command it.

I've woken up in the middle of the night, still asleep but just coming to, I'll feel a dark presence at the edge of my bed or over me or what ever, and I've caught myself waking up and telling it to "go" or "go away".

Eventually had some struggles in the dream/astral realm, a battle or conflict with this force, but it left. Whatever it was, whether it was my own unconscious or an astral entity, I defeated it.

You can do the same.

Usually they attack at times of weakness in your life, so if you have anything going on that's draining you emotionally, mentally, or spiritually, even physically, you may need to strengthen your resolve and reserve.

>>19384774
Save who?>>19384810
I think you just have sleep paralysis

>>19384915
The baby and angel from the execution.

>>19384899
Not him but
>Dont drink alochol
kek thats how I survive I live near a native reserve iv seen some spooky fucking shit if I wasn't drunk on whiskey I wouldn't be here Whiskey + Shotgun have saved my life countless times

>>19384949
Yes avoid angels and kill any angels that find you.

>>19385044
Any specific weapon to deal with them?

>>19384899
>so if you have anything going on that's draining you emotionally, mentally, or spiritually, even physically

all of those apply to me...
Your post was the only that seemed to genuinely try to help me, I'll try your suggestions, I'm desperate and just want this to stop and leave me alone.

>>19385067
>>19384899
>>19384899
I forgot to say...
do you have any recommendations for someone before they die? anything I should do? or something I should say to those close to me?

>>19385061
Their own weapons,superweapons,holy fire and weapons blessed by them

what is god's name?

and if there is no god, what are the names of some powerful paranormal entities?

>>19385119
He doesn't have a specific name,or at least one we know of.

>>19385131
>at least one we know of
no shit thats why i asked

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how can i contact the ghost realm? do i need a ouija board? how can i make a ouija board?

>>19380933
When will the skeleton wars end?

>>19385267
Well we got Brahma and Yahweh and all that but if anyone heard his real name they'd probably be obliterated from the sound of it.>>19385281
Not a oujia board there are other ways too,just give them something to move write on or speak through

>>19384952
I want to second this one. Alcohol is great for dealing with crazy shit. Some of the crazy shit has an aura of fear effect, and alcohol fucking blocks it. It blocks fear auras. It makes you stupid too, but you don't have to get sloppy drunk to block a fear aura.

>>19385509
so i just sit alone and ask if someone is there? "if so, pls move open my door/move something/etc."?

>>19385525
that's one possibility but weaker ghosts can't do that.

>>19385594
and something for weak ghost? what can i do to know if they're with me

How do I astral project, or at least achieve sleep paralysis so I can astral project?

>>19385651
Use a white noise detector.>>19385659
Its a thread all its own mang

Why there is so many strangeness regarding Big Foot? Queer lights, sounds, UFO sightings, smells, etc. The same with Nessy.

Are poltergeist psychic phenomena or spirits?

>>19385706
Spirits>>19385700
Well Nessie is the last of her kind her kind being a dragon. Big foot and UFO is bullshit or supernatural beings using illusions to fuck with people

>>19385711
Oh, you are one of those guys. Man, since when /x/ turned into a fundie Sunday school?

What color is my dick?

Also, can sleep paralysis be achieved on command?

>>19384265
How? Do you have any advice or tips on it? I don't even know where to start.

>>19385732
wtf are you talking about?>>19385825
There are literally apps on your phone you can use for it

>>19385732
Wtf are you talking about>>19385825
There are literally apps on your phone for it.

>>19385842
>>19385855
The fuck apps are you talking about? I've never found any.

>>19385863
You've never seen a white noise app in the app store?

>>19385920
What do those have to do with vampires?

>>19385928
Wait oh uiure asking about vampires. I thought you were the ghost anon what's rhe question again?

>>19385959
How do I find vampires, where do I start? Any advice is helpful.

>>19386065
Bars,clean drug dens,high schools

>>19386203
There any way to let them know I'm looking?

>>19386575
well you have a pretty equal chance of being put in a psych ward but you could hold up a sign saying free vampire food I guess

>>19380933
How do you get a GF?

>>19380933
i would like to fins something of the paranormal were should i start looking? nothing that could endanger me though

>>19387446
summon one via Craigslist.

What's the best way of exorcising a demon?

>>19380933
where can i start to study there paranormal properly

>>19384810
yeah schizophrenia symptoms and night terrors are very alike. You can even have auditory / visual full blow hallucinations before sleep or after waking up

>>19383365
Mix bleach and ammonia in a small unventilated room

>>19388443
repeat after me
>can you please stop, i would like to be civil about this.

>>19388201
All of it will endanger you so you're out of luck. Best bet is a witch.
>>19388443
Roman Catholic Church sanctioned exorcism in Latin IT MUST BE IN LATIN

>>19388558
Join a coven,RCC,hook up with a scholar,study under Thoth,get in the right division of the FBI lots of options.

>>19381027
cats too? Often my cat is hunting ...well nothing...at least I see nothing, and I really look for a small fly but nowehre...I suspect he sees what we call "ghosts" or alike

>>19389210
A cat isn't supernatural

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>>19383486
>>19384265
>>19385825
>>19386065
DO NOT SEEK THEM OUT.

>>19389616
Unless you know what you're doing

>>19380933
what is the occult symbolism of spoon clank

what happens when two people try to summon the same demon at the same time? Are demons like a deity where they can be in multiple places at once?

>>19391889
>Are demons like a deity where they can be in multiple places at once?
Not OP but I would expect so. Otherwise it's gonna be pretty rough that so many demons' names are out there for all to see.

Seems like you'd be better served having your own personal demon, but I know nothing about the subject and probably shouldn't even be responding to you.

Though honestly, with more people believing in them, it probably makes them strong enough to deal with more shit anyway, doesn't it? Like you said, like a deity.

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>>19380933
Last night I was sleeping on my stomach as usual and when I woke up I flipped over and there was a dark metallic triangle pyramid thing floating above me. It was small, reminiscent of a spear head. I freaked out and swatted at it and I ran out the room. When I came back, it was gone and I went to sleep like normal.

What was it?

>>19385516
>>19384952
yup, alcohol + guns is a great combination (not even being ironic either)

Am I the chosen one?

How much of the show Supernatural is truth, and how much is fiction?

>>19380933
redpill me on witches
not necessarily the trained kind, but "naturals"

What does A367 mean?
I found a weird looking doll in my dresser with the number on it.
Ever since I encountered it, strange things have been happening. I've been seeing people walking towards me. Am I fucked up the head?

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>>19392843
>not necessarily the trained kind, but "naturals"

>>19384952
tell some stories senpai
what spookies have u seen?

>>19389551
but human is?...topkek

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>>19380933
Ok

>>19393476
Never said human is>>19392843
None are naturals witches by definition can't be naturals. >>19392837
A good majority is truth actually. Maybe 25 percent is fiction.>>19392830
no.>>19392108
You high
>>19391942
Demons cannot be in multiple places at once
>>19391889
They would pick one place to show

>>19393026
I'd have to have more details>>19393443
I met the Devil several times