Ol' diggy

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Woman sitting on a bench at a park
>Man in a trenchcoat walks over and sits next to her
>He sits quietly for a couple minutes
>A soft, deep laugh emits from him
>Lady looks at him, brushes it off
>He does it again
>She looks at him again, notices he has nothing to laugh at
>She tries to ignore him
>He laughs twice this time
>She taps on his shoulder
>He stands up and walks to the middle of the park
>Dead middle, without thinking, exactly in the middle
>It's an open field with a big crowd
>He falls to his knees
>Awkwardsilence.mp3
>He punches the ground once and laughs twice
>Everybody stares at him
>He punches again, but twice
>He laughs two times aswell
>He picks up the pace.
>He looks like Rocky Balboa
>Police are called
>By the time the police arrive he has started punching and laughing at incredible speed
>The entire police force is there, they're quivering in their boots, unsure what to do.
>They call for backup, the national guard arrive
>By the time the national guard arrived, he has achieved mach 13, which nobody thought was possible
>He starts to emit a low humming sound due to sheer speed
>His laugh has also picked up, which at this point sounds like a whistle
>Visibledentinground.jpg
>"Oh fuck, this guy again"-One of the national guards
>He starts to descend into the ground
>He is literally punching his way through the earth
>He has fought through the force of gravity in the middle of the earth and punched his way to China
>He punches his way through the floor of a ceramic plate shop
>The man behind the register recognizes him
>"Herro Ol' Diggy!"
>Ol' Diggy adjusts his tie, fluffs out his coat, and walks away like it hadn't happened.