Remote Viewing Test

I'll bite.
There's an item just to the left of my keyboard.
What is it?

Theres an Object behind the phone im looking at. What is it?

>>19380020
anon we're all waiting

I have object number 3 ready

What object is to the right of my monitor?

>>19380029
It is your mothers dildo that you are ashamed of telling her you use
>>19380034
a pocket pussy you found in a trashcan that you use on the weekends as a SPECIAL TREAT

>>19380044
a issue of Playgirl magazine with page 32 stuck together

Alright, anon. Make me believe in your abilities.

Yo, I said LOOK at it, not break it. Fucking asshole.

>>19380042
it is an oily sharpie marker that you shove in your peehole

>>19380060
an old pizza box with one old piece of pepperoni pizza (age unknown) and five paper towels with some liquid (semen?) inside the box

Now waiting. I`m interested how it works.

>>19380085
there was only four semen rags in the box, your abilities are broken, never mind two were stuck together, Good Job

What's the main object in front of the fire place

>>19380095
a google image result page with animal penises on it, you just clicked the goat dick

So did OP get fried or what?
This shouldn't take this long.

>>19380120
you don't have a fire place, you live in an apartment that smells like cat pee

>>19380020
Fire up them neurons boyo

What object is to my right hand side on the table sitting halfway off the edge?

>>19380125
my meditative states are making me sleepy, i dont have many more in me, fried mind burn faint, quit surfing Amazon for wizard wands, your never gonna buy one

>>19380144
Fried it is.
Thanks for playing.

>>19380138
it is a stuffed animal with a hole in the genital region that you stick your finger in while pleasuring yourself while pretending its a vagina

>>19380127
damn ur good

https://youtu.be/ErCAOMi5EGM

>>19380020
Your other thread was better, i wanted to hear more from your brain. Nevertheless what do you see through me?

>>19380310
I have found the cosmic egg through the path in your brain, Imaginary infinity stops when the race stops counting, the biological clock the entire human race is and was a timepiece for the aliens we evolved into to be able to live in space while mastering time portal technology to go back to mine the storm on Jupiter, time was not important only space to conquer, when the human race dies with the inevitable transition of our sun to red giant our evolved forms will set up an array of ships with large solar sails to ride the blast to unexplored parts of the milky way, different galaxys, and the center of what was the big bang to study the nature of the universe, when they reached the big bang center they realized a similarity in the electric activity at the nucleic center that was the same as cells of deep sea fish, our universe is self contained in the bioluminescent cell of a fish, the cell wall on the edge of the universe trap light and the other side of the cell displays light, the universe the fish is in will take a really long time to map because of our size, we must steal energy from the fourth dimension to sustain existence,

Object to my right touching my leg.

>>19380020
okay I'll play along

>>19380549
that is your cat who is trying to tell you to change the litterbox, but when you think of the time you got a boner looking at a picture of your mom in a swimsuit while your cat is touching your leg i get that memory too

>>19380579
Too bad I dont have the right equipment for this scenario...

I just can't stop wondering what the goth scientist lady from CSI looks like now.

>>19380599
Illuminati lies!!! he is the milky way boy of eternal wisdom, his galactic Galactorrea gives the gift of the galaxy key, put the picture down and tell him your sorry, he meant lady boner DYKE

>>19380625
I meant I dont have a cat.

>>19380632
was i right about the pussy tho?

>>19380635
Wrong about all of it. Perhaps I'm gifted as well.

K. Left of me there is a window, Im looking at what is above it. Better make it a good joke

>(through the cosmic electrical energy in the universe i will jump electronicly from my eyes to the photons emanating through the screen through the energy of the computer network to the photons on your screen into your eyes into your brain to the frequency of your thought then back in reverse into my mind)
That's not how it works you lil' shit

>>19380656
it is a large abstract art collage picture you made of the mass graves of holocaust victims you found on the internet (all the bodies are naked) you use the sharpie that has brown marks on the tip to draw a Hitler mustache on yourself before you pleasure yourself in front of the window as the elementary school kids walk by.

>>19380020
Do it senpai!

>>19380774
Wtf i wrote:
Do it senpai

Why does f a m change into senpai?

>>19380774
>>19380785
>>19380792
LOL

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>>19380774
My brain is hurt, you are holding a fidget spinner that you are very proud of because one time you got it spin it on your boner for 45 seconds until it fell off, you don't tell anyone you practice nightly with the dream of one day to break the world record for Boner Fidget Spin

>>19380803
Kek'd

>>19380608
Man, I forgot all about her...too bad goth chicks arent into asian dudes

What's the object on my right?

>>19380837
a 12 year old retarded boy from Indonesia you have trained to be your sex slave

>>19380843
Right, Try this, Whats his name?

>>19380856
Chad... why Chad?

what's on the small table to my left?

>>19380020
What's resting on my right foot?

What's in between me and my keyboard?

well first off it would take a couple of hours and submitting yourself to a good mind fuck.

how about this.

What's inside the big Islamic Box (other than a meteor)???

any rv's wanna try that? It's supposed to be a big fucking secret.

>>19380020
What is on my lap

>>19380020
There's an object below my computer monitor and in front... wat?

>>19382414
>What is on my lap
cat

>>19382542
You're wrong but I was looking at videos of a cat on my phone earlier

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>>19380020
what am i looking down at right now OP?

>>19380020
What brand of monitor do I use?

>>19380020
Alright, get me. What is on the desk in front of me?
There are 5 objects, name them.

There is a guitar on a stand next to my tv. What is painted on the pickguard?

>>19380020
I got an empty booze bottle on my nightstand. What does it say on the label and what used to be in there

ok

What picture is on my mug?

>>19383372
Brown bottle, green label or lettering. Not in english... german maybe?

>>19383389
Wrong on all accounts. Green bottle, yellow label. Thatchers' Katy cider

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>>19382314
>>19382350
>>19382362
>>19382383
>>19382414
>>19382539
>>19382542
>>19382996
>>19383267
>>19383293
>>19383367
>>19383372
>>19383379
>>19383387
>>19383389
>>19383396
Psyche Out, I actually don't give a fuck at what you are looking at, I just needed to steal all your minds for my cognitive computer network (sorry for the slight retardation, it wont last long) What i have developed with your brain power should help the human race entirely, I noticed the cosmic pattern of earth by noticing people who notice cosmic patterns (James Watson's Son, Albert Einsteins Son, and John Nash all very good at finding patterns in the universe schizophrenic, and saw a spiral pattern, (double helix, black holes, and game theory, all spiral pattern)) A cosmic emotion storm will show proof with the upcoming solar eclipse AUG 21 in the USA (lunacy has always thought to have been cause by lunar activity, we just have phones to tell time so we don't ever notice) to chart said pattern with benefit lets look at the emotional pattern of lunar activity on fish, (for a long time people have known moon events make fish hungry), the best fishing days peak for three days a week in July, Aug, and Sept. This will also effect the human cycling of emotions and create a desired hunger that peaks for three days a week and not the rest, people with sensitive nervous systems and people with neurological conditions will be affected more emotionally and may start acting weird, look at the solar eclipse map and watch the emotions on twitter, news, and text message activity become slightly more angry, I predict mild rioting and protesting around the country watch Baltimore

>>19382383
a brain frequency radio that collects thoghts and gives a nice feeling when prayed to, happiness is a simple frequency we gave the muslim people to create the concept of a higher power in their minds so they would protect the portal device inside that the aliens we evolved into sent here, its a 3rd dimensional computer that runs us like a biological clock, making us advance in other places around the world, and a large army of believers to protect said device, clusters of thoghts when try go talk aliien thru. more cognitive shielding thats all i got from it

>>19384312
You know not what forces you're trying to control

>>19384473
When I open the eye forever all dreams will flood back to the race to begin our next phase of evolution.

https://youtu.be/JsWFgxChnJA

Don't listen to this, trust me?

Next Target Aquired,
https://youtu.be/YgGzAKP_HuM

Delta Quantam Mark Exececute, quadrant 8.14 x 36B5 Dogma Charge Zevo Vacant @ 90:43:7450 Nuclear Pothead Sigma 15437150 fire fire fire

What am I touching

never posted on /x/ before, here to laugh

>>19385166
A prostate, your fingers are in >>19385195

>>19385195
your fingers are in >>19385166

all I find is fagots, MOAR BRAINS PLEASE

>>19380608
>>19380825
I can communicate through sound waves now,
the answer

K. Mart

https://youtu.be/6ND92KjDy1E

>>19380020
A pink cup

Their are two objects to the left and right of my legs, what are they?

>>19385952
Who the fuck wasted a remote view finding the goth chick from CSI in K Mart? We could be finding terrorists but no, were more interested in the goth chick

>>19380020

test

>>19380020
symptoms aren't manifesting atm but feel free. what is my poster of?

I have a shoe in my room, in front of me. I live in the caribbean region.

Do it.

I feel your presence. You are close.

>>19389127
That's because I transformed my cosmic energy into a molecule of methane I put in your anus, when you feel my spirit leave your body wipe your ass

what the fuck happened to this board.

There's something on my mesh pin board made out of beads. What is it?

OP is a fag. What is to my right?

>>19380020
Okay Op Do me next. I have an object to the left of my keyboard. What is it?

>>19380020
quit thinking about that stupid dancing hotdog.

^message to self btw

>>19389375
Dreamcatcher but that won't keep me from stealing yours

>>19389777
The aborted fetus of a black crack baby you stole from a medical dumpster you use like a flesh light

>>19389958
A cyclops x men action figure with jizz on it

>>19389192
People like you saying what the fuck happened to this board, Your not even a real person, illuminati AI Bot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>19389119
Are Sandals even shoes, there is some gum stuck to the bottom of it

>>19389101
You are in an isolation room that does not have any posters

>>19380020


Lets see if I notice anything, what is to my right?

>>19387322
It matches the dress you are wearing

>>19387533
You lost you legs in an accident

>>19389963
Peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time

What am I looking at?

>>19390190
Holy shit he is real