Do you want to bang Jesus?

Welcome to /x/ ladies and gentlemen

>>19377536
Considering he was probably ugly as... SIN
not particularly, no.

>>19377536
He's hot in some depictions, but real life Jesus lived in the desert and probably bathed yearly, probably was pretty emaciated too, still might fuck tho

>>19377536
nice shitpost
7/10 got me to reply

>>19377536
He was either a Jew or sand nigger so no

Sounds like y'all could use some Derek Jarman movies. Sebastiane will fill the homo-erotic Christian fetish, and Jubilee deals with John Dee and the Queen as well as queer dystopia.

>>19377536
Is he into men?

>>19378471
No, but he's chuckling in heaven at the absurdity of this thread

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Would Jesus DO ME instead?
Just cause he loves me that much?

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Never have I felt such unbridled hope for humanity. I'm dead fucking serious.

I wish I didn't have to keep my mouth shut. I love you guys.

>>19377536
Don't listen to what the mentality ill part of this board says

I don't think Jesus was into men, I was mainly asking the girls.

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>>19379825
>Feeling a romantic and sexual attraction towards one of the greatest examples of humanity
>Mentally ill

I want you to sit down and think about this.

The question is would Jesus bang me?
He probably knows i have genital warts, because he sees everything.
And he watched me massage my prostate.
Kinda creepy desu