I need a luck potion, ritual, enchantment, incantation, anything

>>19376768
Go to park and look for 4 leaf clover

i bestow upon you good luck OP

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Rub two pennies together and say "my worst fears will not come true" three times while rubbing them.
Then lick one of the pennies and stick the other one in your underwear.
Trust me, I am an expert.

>>19376768
Pray to Saint Expedite and your worries will be gone, friend.
https://sites.google.com/site/churchofexpeditus/home

I got really lucky at poker the first time I tried MDMA. Maybe it'll work for you.

>>19376768
Ask Jesus to rebuke the demons. With love and mercy

>>19376768
luck is nonexistant. its all about the will. just will the result you want

trust me. im an expert. luck implies randomness which dont exist in our deterministic karmic universe.

I need an idea, it's the plot for a porno I'm working in. So I actually need something that can go wrong like a potion too.

>>19376768
Alright but you need a few ingredients that shouldn't be too hard to find in your area.
>one part corkbulb root
>one part corpus weepings
>one part guar hide

Let me know when you gathered them.

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>>19376768
Get a piece of sadalite at the local rock shop. Carry it with you at all times. It will grant you any wish as long as there is no time limit placed on the wish. It's also nice, blue, and cheap.

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>>19377291
You mean sodalite?

>>19377200
JUST KEEP GOING PLEASE

anyone?

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>>19377327
Yea SODalite my bad. SADalite makes you depressed and go poop. (jk)