Plant Magic

>>19376754
Let me see what I can do

If dubs plants grow well

A green thumb

>>19376754
got a spell: mh 18:6 hps 12:12 honor to thy ph tester and nutrient solution

A magical concoction called miracle-gro

>>19376754
Cum on it and call it your whore

>>19376754
Try farting on it, plants like carbon I think.

Rub poison ivy on your dick and say "yabba dabba grow" and it won't be 2 inches anymore faggot

pyramid power

sing to it, idiot

>>19376801
Its magic when your so dumb you dont know whats in it.

>>19376754
You can't really make it grow faster so much as better. Talk to your plant and nourish it like a child. She is working hard to grow a pure sacrament for you.

>>19376754
Re-pot those seedlings an inch deeper otherwise your weed is going to get stringy and die. Also get them a proper light source since they're starting to etiolate.

>>19376754
Nitrogen Potassium and Phosphorus

Bat guano is supposedly "the shit."

IANA gardener and i know this is controversial but it’s been said that plants can actually harness and thrive off of energy from mighty Sol and mother Gaia themselves

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>>19376754
High power lamp + NPK fertilizer. Every day say over the plants: "sticky icky smokey lickey big and tall puff puff wickey"

>>19377262
This spell is most effective if you also add more co2 to the grow room, but only when the light's on.

>>19376754
try casting "if it ain't dro, u got to go" and up your game you fucking wetback

>>19376842
This is the only valid reply in whole thread.
Singing and CLASSICAL(seriously) music DOES help with plant growth.

Dude, your soil looks like fucking shit.
Better soil, get a simple grow lamp and figure out light cycles. Don't fuck that plant up, asshole. You don't deserve it

>>19376842
this, and try them nicely, say nive things about it, like "you are so pretty" and such.

>>19376754

>Buy some magic exlax from drug store.
>Eat a bunch of taco bell
>Take exlax
>Squat over pot (make sure pull pants down)

Congratz you made homemade magic fertilizer.

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>>19376754
I life in a area full of crickets
I dig a hole and put as many big crickets I can find,along with dead plant leaves and a few broken chicken bones,
then I burry it under good soil, and plant the seed.
Theoretically,they(the bugs) will serve as nutrients for the sprouting with their decomposing remain
Dunno if it really works but my last harvest with this idea have been stronger than earlier years
Not magic,but eh

Not a spell but. Easy music, nice words, and respecting the plant as an equal have all been shown to give positive results.

>>19377555
Checked and kekked

Use a pyramid

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goats blood worked for me last year..use nitrogen and organic fertilizers every 7 days or so after your plants get deep enough roots dipass

>>19377567
I tried playing classical music on my potatoes daily for 3-4 hours per session. They died. :C

it looks like it could use a little nitrogen before the leaves yellow, put some coffee grounds on top of the soil

also diatomaceous earth is great for pest control