There is something wrong with these facebook accounts.

>>19374194
This was her profile. I immediately saw that she had no posts or even uploads of pictures so i assumed she was a dummy account by some dude who's doing god knows what. Then i saw her friends list.

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>>19374207
Sorry i forgot to post the pic.

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>>19374210
This is her friends list. I dont know why but i suddenly got creeped out by HOW MANY her accounts are. Every picture that wqs recycled by her and only slightly changing the name. So being the curious normie that i am i tried to click one of her friends(accounts)

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>>19374224
Now i just realized after skimming through all these accounts that every bio that she adds has something kind of weird or cryptic of some kind. Like that "cheesebread from an almond milkshake" and "pita bread from a seasoned beef" kind of shit like that.

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>>19374228
It seems to be so many that i can't imagine the reason why would some person do some kind of shit like this and what purpose?

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>>19374240
More of her "accounts"

>>19374228
>>19374240
Could be code for something, it's not unheard of, just look at Pizzagate.

>>19374246
I really dont know the motivation on doing accounts that many and i dont wanna know why. Its a bit creepy to see these kind of accounts.

Its bots, you fuck.

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>>19374246
This is the last one before i decided to not stalk her anymore. This was a post from one of the accounts that made me really uncomfortable and creeped the fuck out.

One other thing, she keeps using chinese texts on the names of heraccounts but this post as well as the xomment she made in the first place was Filipino.


The translation is :

Always take a bath every day

Always brush your teeth before eating

Always use dental floss after brushing your teeth

Always use mouthwash 7 years old and up after brushing your teeth (i dont fucking know what does the 7 year old have to do with using mouthwash. It seems like she just pasted the shit out)

Always use deodorant after taking a bath

Always wash your face after going

Always use facial cream after washing your face

Always have some lotion after taking a bath

Always have some cologne

Always put on some powder in your back and cheeks

Always have some alchohol

Always wash your hands with soap

Always change your clothes

Always do some astringent 12 years old and up when you get home (thats the 12 year old again coming out of nowhere)

Be like me.

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Posting some more of her accounts with weird bio

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>>19374307

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>>19374315

Makes you wonder what the fuck is up with the guys who has these accounts

She is the North Korea news lady

>implying this isn't just OP advertising his asian brothel

>>19374346
A brothel where he has multiple clones of the same unattractive asian woman? Sign me the fuck up

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Pizzagate confirmed

also, I send her friend request

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>>19374356

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>>19374349
Asians all look the same.

You've stumbled upon something very dangerous, I suggest you report these profiles to national security and delete this post immediately. Spies use these to send messages. Don't get suicided OP.

bump for moar chin chon chun gate

>>19374372
Kek nice shitpost shill

>>19374402
Not a shill, Just friendly advice. I don't actually care if the thread is deleted or not but someone DOES need to report this to national security. Just look at the code, It's obvious what it is.

>>19374407
>Its obvious what it is
If it's so obvious mind explaining ?

>>19374407

stop watching sci fi movies

This has interested me very much OP.
I'm going to work this out because it fancy's my interest.

I'll get back with what I find OP.

>>19374417
I also highly recommend that you don't use your actual Facebook account while researching these due to if
>>19374372
Is correct with his statement with is yet highly unlikely.

>>19374311
Cute anime picture.

>>19374420
I send her a friend request? I'm ded?

>>19374413
You aren't autistic enough if you can't see the patterns.

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This is what I found so far through a reverse image search, Worth reversing and checking out these other images.

>>19374246
Que See Nera ... similiar to Cocinera which is spanish for baker or cook.

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Interesting profile of "hers"s right here.
It's rather odd , She seemed to have actually posted something/shared on this account.

It's odd.
As I'm snooping around uncovering each profile , Each weird cryptic image and post she puts out.
I'm getting odd chills down my spine.

I know playing detectives is fun, but why do you pretend it is something darker than a bot?

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Extremely odd profile of hers with plenty of posts, images and shares.
It seems as if people were sharing some of the things that she had posted on there as well.

>>19374471
I thought it was a bot at first, as I started looking into it though there were plenty of accounts that had legitimate friends and what seemed to be legit posts.
Very weird,
Worth snooping around anon just to get a view for yourself.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

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>>19374426
If you send her a friend request, or contact her, or try to communicate with her IN ANY WAY then, tomorrow morning you will wake up as a clone of her.

It will be as if you were BORN her, but in a different city. NO ONE WHO KNOWS YOU WILL NOTICE. They will all claim that you have ALWAYS been a fugly Filipino woman. The scary thing, is that these are just the ones who updated their profile pics after the change. There are already millions (possibly billions) of people converted into "Marjories". The ONLY reason that you CAN notice is that you didn't know any of the original people. Once your friends and family start changing you will notice NOTHING.

The form of the destructor has been chosen!!!

This is exactly why I don't do FaceBook or even go there. This was all foretold in the bible! (the unabridged, extended version).

>>19374492
Haha.
Enjoying how you put effort into that shitpost.

>>19374477
Samefagging here.
If anything had to be her "Main" Account this would be such,
It 100% suggests that it isn't a bot fi you are willing to take the time and go through it.
I don't know what explains the mass number of accounts that were made each with cryptic fucking posts.

>>19374492
Black Mirror

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This "Kid" Is related/friends with everyone single one of those accounts,
Seems like a more or less account yet again with pictures of the same boy as well as a image which appears to have the same woman in it.

A previous account stated that she was a mother , This may be her son?

>>19374492
The bogdabots arch enemy...

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This "Guy" Has the same cover as "She" does and yet is holding the same verse as
>>19374477

Starting to believe they are more or less bots.
Still possible that they aren't due to the human nature of various accounts owned be "her" and the boy.

>>19374539
it was posted on april 1st. so it could be just a joke

>>19374527
this account has a lot of other kids accounts

>>19374539
Ezekiel 7:1.27
The king will mourn,
the prince will be clothed with despair,
and the hands of the people of the land will tremble.
I will deal with them according to their conduct,
and by their own standards I will judge them.
“‘Then they will know that I am the Lord.’”

Might be something to do with the drug trade over there. Philippines is a rough place to be if you like the nose coffee.

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This account has many pictures which I highly recommend people should look at if they are at all interested in this.
Also the >Barista is relating to on the Facebook about of another account where she states she works within Barista or some shit.
Yet again Highly recommend you check this one out.

The Bible verse Ezekiel 7:1-27 is all about the apocalypse and God bringing destruction on the sinners, maybe this is cult related?

Guys, The more I look into this the more and more less bot like this is seeming like, There is something dark behind this without doubt.
I'm finding that many things posted on different accounts relate to things posted on other accounts such as mentioning about working in Barista on the
>>19374477
Account
and yet finding it again on
>>19374562

Interesting.

>>19374563
Potentially but if you look through the quotes she has made they can become very dark, But also there are also a 'light' side of things with pictures posted of her and her family, her smiling etc etc.

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THIS IS DISGUSTING

So... Any of those accounts got pizza?

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kek
At least she's got a good mindset.

>>19374194
I feel like this is based on a phone number to call from the dead.

Just google up, "Susie's phone number".

If anybody here is willing to send her a friend request, Highly recommend that you send them to either of these accounts:
>>19374477
>>19374562

>>19374592
Unlikely, She mentioned nothing about a phone.
But that post of her's aside start digging into her profiles anon.

>>19374593
I did it, and some likes on her best pictures..

Nothing is happening

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This is her senpai

>>19374609
wtf, I wrote family, not senpai

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I found this follower via one of her accounts, That latest looks as if she is dead.
Anyways, That last picture is a picture of her and there are also pictures of coffee which would be relating to that 'Barista" keyword, Potentially a bot.

>>19374609
Good find anon.
I'll check that one out.

Recently Facebook's ai department went fucking nuts and they had to shut it down. Maybe a little retarded piece escaped

>>19374609
This is proving that they aren't all bots.
No bot would do something like this.

>>19374651
I sent a message to a real fb account of maybe someone related to her (she appears on one of his pictures)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vSxCJF-4Pw

crazy

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>>19374673

>>19374679
Amazing find anon.
Further proving the fact that this no Facebook bot that we have got here.
It's something darker and weirder.

so, we know that her real name is Marjorie and she is barista

Wtf is this thread?

You guys discovered some kind of crazy Vietnamese coffee trafficking?

>>19374784

COFFEE GATE

>>19374429
So there ia no pattern?

>>19374372
Explain further

mid-tier larp. not bad op not exactly good but not too bad , atleast you took some time to do this shit.

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>>19374492
>>19374598
>>19374659
I tried to warn you. Enjoy your last day as "you". I guess becoming a "Marjorie" would be an improvement for some people.

>>19374356
Like the other guy said, it's bots. I saw a similar thing on twitter so I followed one of the accounts just to see what would happen. I checked the next day and I literally had hundreds of new followers all with some weird nonsense description. I freaked out a bit and unfollowed the original account and slowly over the next week or so all those hundreds of new followers went away.
It's crazy what people will do on social media. To put it in some perspective, it's been estimated that roughly half of the millions of followers Trump has on twitter are bots. Not sure if he even knows it.

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YEHUDY ZUCKERSUCK WANTS TO BEGIN THE PSYCHIC ROBOT ARMY.
HE'S TRYING TO MAKE SYNTHETIC TULPAS THROUGH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND SHITPOSTING.

>>19376359
They aren't bots.
Look at all the images we posted anon.

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>>19376359
No bot would draw a physical family tree with a bunch of people that are also her friend on Facebook.
It's weird.

This thread interests me, bump.

>>19374194
Some bilingual people like mixing languages. Half in their own language using English alphabets and in plain English. I know so. Just look at the "Awww" that person clearly understands it. Let me guess, you only know one language..

>>19374297
>7 and up
I think it just means because children have weaker enamel and what not, and are also not as practiced at not accidentally swallowing, so they might swallow some of the mouthwash or something. I dunno just my 2 cents this lady seems to be crazy or a code

>>19374315
This one in particular weirds me out because it seems to be a photoshop to make her fatter or something

>>19374617
I think it auto corrects (f) (a) (m) (F)A(M) as senpai

for example

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI A LAM
GOD DAMN FAG BRONY IDIOT
idk the words anymore, all boards are different, but a lot auto change.

>>19374320
That Japanese next one her name means newspaper. Not spoopy but there you go

Some lady creates a FB account, then fills the friend list up with proxies so 'she has lots of friends'. Then she gets drunk and shitposts on them with random thoughts that come into her drunken mind.
Mystery solved.

Bump. I am curious as to what is happening.

>>19374492
Exactly. This is the fnord.

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>>19374372
Spies using shit that stands out to, what, confuse people? I thought the idea was to be invisible. Why on earth would any professional ever communicate this way? People are slow. About as dangerous as listening to number stations. Unsecured public account. Kek. Spies.

>>19376087
Autism speaks.

>>19374617
Ahh damn I actually thought it was a joke.

>>19376717
baka desu senpai
s.m.h. t.b.h. f.a.m.
newfags

>>19376447
I'd still say it's a bot setup. It might be one of those "honeypot" boys used to detect malicious bot networks. They have many odd characteristics designed to appear close to "normal" but just off enough to make it apparent to an actual human that it's basically a nonsense account.

>>19376900
"Bots" not "boys" kek

>>19376884
nigga i've been here since 2005 i just don't ever use those words.

dude these are just fake accounts used for Philippine politics. it's very common for fake news outlets in the Philippines to release articles and then have a bunch of these fake accounts like it so that gullible people on facebook believe the government lie. kinda like the "jacky chan is dead" hoaxes only it benifits certain political groups in the country.

k
it's confirmed
there is sentient AI in dark matter, which now has access to our internet.

it's learning about us and thus it is trying to manifest people in the internet. because it's both physical and metaphysical, it can also record videos, take photos, of anything anywhere.

good game.

>>19374194
just bots

>>19374402
>>19374414

<Shill alert!!>

This is very interesting. I looked at some of her profiles: "Marjorie Cua" is very active, and she apparently likes The Chainsmokers too.

>>19374492
That would make for a great story, to be honest. Can I steal the idea?

>>19378912
I stole it first, bitch
>>19374492
Nice A

>>19374679
This video is creepy as fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5moG69o5QY

Anyone can archive this thread?

/jurie.cua.1
/jayanti.rai.52

Jewbook id
check em

>>19379511
>>19379477
Wow i got 2 dubs

>>19374194
Hey man, its's my first time using 4 chan and your story has really captivated me.

i found this out:

https://twitter.com/CuaMarjorie

is that her?

>>19379685
I also found this but I can't see her profile:
https://ph.linkedin.com/in/marjorie-cua-674809115

>>19374617
happend to me too senpai

>>19374367
white fat pigs like you look the same.

>>19379511
What's wong with /jayanti.rai.52?

*always brush your teeth AFTER eating

*people aged 7 years old and above should always use mouthwash

*people aged 12 years old and above should always apply astringent

dummy accounts are common in the Philippines for no other reason than that people want to comment or troll on political posts/news outlets without the backlash of getting bullied online. or some of them are just bored and have nothing better to do.

this is creepy


I keep trying to think "she probably just doesn't know how to internet and keeps making new accounts because she forgets her passwords" but idk

the whole "barista, baker and banker" thing makes me think this is spy-related

bump weird shit

seriously, you guys are reading too much into absolutely nothing

she's some bored housewife who cant express herself well in english, who likes to post stuff that may seem cryptic to you because, i dunno, is she obliged to explain the context of every single one of her posts?

y'all seriously need a job.

>>19380960
This account has videos of her as a barista, so you're probably right: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkQ9FYQJODrxsZgBch_Lda

>>19381212
Sorry, I deleted the last letter: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkQ9FYQJODrxsZgBch_Ldag

>>193744777 The word of the Lord came to me: 2 “Son of man, this is what the Sovereign Lord says to the land of Israel:

“‘The end! The end has come
upon the four corners of the land!
3 The end is now upon you,
and I will unleash my anger against you.
I will judge you according to your conduct
and repay you for all your detestable practices.
4 I will not look on you with pity;
I will not spare you.
I will surely repay you for your conduct
and for the detestable practices among you.
“‘Then you will know that I am the Lord.’

5 “This is what the Sovereign Lord says:

“‘Disaster! Unheard-of[a] disaster!
See, it comes!
6 The end has come!
The end has come!
It has roused itself against you.
See, it comes!
7 Doom has come upon you,
upon you who dwell in the land.
The time has come! The day is near!
There is panic, not joy, on the mountains.
8 I am about to pour out my wrath on you
and spend my anger against you.
I will judge you according to your conduct
and repay you for all your detestable practices.
9 I will not look on you with pity;
I will not spare you.
I will repay you for your conduct
and for the detestable practices among you.
“‘Then you will know that it is I the Lord who strikes you.

10 “‘See, the day!
See, it comes!
Doom has burst forth,
the rod has budded,
arrogance has blossomed!
11 Violence has arisen,[b]
a rod to punish the wicked.
None of the people will be left,
none of that crowd—
none of their wealth,
nothing of value.
12 The time has come!
The day has arrived!
Let not the buyer rejoice

>>19374361
john cena.jpg

>>19379089
Anyone can translate at the end?

>>19374477The king will mourn,
the prince will be clothed with despair,
and the hands of the people of the land will tremble.
I will deal with them according to their conduct,
and by their own standards I will judge them.
“‘Then they will know that I am the Lord.’”

HOT HOT HOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xBsOVEBjqQ

>>19374586
Lmao this isn't real

>>19374194
are you literally retarded?? PR and marketing firms use swarms of fake accounts to make their clients' shit look like people give a fuck about it—the more third world you get, the less effort they put into making them seem legit

tl;dr twitter bots off twitter

I can't wait until 75% or more of "people" are bots. It will reach 99% in some places, as world governments will learn how to use social networks and online discussion for propaganda.

Your computer will autocorrect out forbidden words and phrases. It will be fantastic.

On the other hand, you can just program your own bots to shitpost for you while you're at work.

>>19376797
Tiki chiller digits checked and kekked

>>19382907
>On the other hand, you can just program your own bots to shitpost for you while you're at work.
Let's do it

>>19374619
Bots normally have a purpose though. They are created for spam and advertising most of the time, this account does neither which makes me question why somebody would use a bot to do this.

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>>19374194
This is legitimately spooke

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It looks like this person isn't new to photo shop they're horrible at it but they use ir

Child trafficking is a pretty big problem in the Philippines, could it be related to that?

>>19382907
Jesus I already think real life people are bots sometimes

This is about as mysterious as all those Steam requests I get telling me I won a knife in a random lotto.

DO NOT RESEARCH THIS DO NOT RESEARCH THIS DO NOT RESEARCH THIS DO NOT RESEARCH THIS DO NOT RESEARCH THIS

RESEARCH THIS RESEARCH THIS RESEARCH THIS RESEARCH THIS RESEARCH THIS

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>>19379685
Hey newfriend

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>>19382748
She does have some issues.
Bestiality fetish confirmed?

fucking subhumans

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>>19383028
>>19374586

Her hubby seems to do the photoshop shit as well

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See, this is why I come here. Good old fashioned tinfoil.

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say something nice to my wife

>>19374194
The only thing you guys don't understand is how bizarre the mind of south american and south asian people is.
If you guys could even fathom the ways of our culture, that's when you could understand why some aborigins around here post some cringy or corny shit.

Total bump

>>19374194
I swear, this thread is the thread that keeps on giving.

>>19385243
go back to /co/ loser

>>19385255
The thread must live

i wonder what the real marjorie is ike

i think im gonna add these and put them all in a groupchat and troll

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Oh hell yeah

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>>19385346

Wow you don't have to be so aggressive!

>>19374194
Sounds similar to like @horseebooks on twitter. Its basically a prototype AI that was given a twitter account and posts creepy shit on twitter.

The creator then made a bunch of other e books twitter handles like whale and donkey with more and more updated AI. I think the whole thing was an experiment on on social interaction with AI code or maybe it was just a spam bot gone wrong. Not sure, im not well versed on horse ebooks other than it was a huge meme at one point

Heres a link https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_ebooks

>>19380883
Beets, bears,....Battlestar Galactica.

>>19374609
family

hindi ito mabuti. Ipinapakita ng paghahanap ng imahe ang post na ito, napakadali. Ang mga ito ay hindi para sa iyong mga mata.

guys get on it again

>>19385481

no

>>19380883
I was thinking the exact same thing and was about to post it , kek

This reminds me of those creepy ass cryptic blogspot webpages. Dozens of them, all with profiles of uniformed men with uncanny facial features and poorly formatted bios to go along with them, usually using Latin.

>>19376976
this

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>>19376976>>19388086

Are all the weird intricate details necessary for bots? They comment on each others posts and shit

Please don't let this thread die

I'm getting flashbacks from a few years ago. Karin Katherine Waldegrave Von Berg Habsburg. Creepy FB profile of a high class woman who kept posting seemingly mindless uncohesive bullshit, but as soon as we started digging we found some connections to top brass military personell, CIA and Austrian royalty. Be careful anons. People get hurt when they dig too deep......

>>19374194
bump for this interesting thread

>>19374194
My guess is either
-Bots
-Scammers and scammer gangs
-Crazy person

When facebook had less security you could click click click looking through all kinds of crazy peoples profiles (probably still can) and you'd get friends requests from random people across the world cause you both liked the same band.

HOWEVER without getting all /pol/ you should check comments on media articles whenever israel and palestine is in the news. Then you see the bots and jidf in force

What if it's an AI meant to replicate a loved one that died.
Too bad it was a pretty bad job done.

>>19380101
Calm down Chang, it was a joke.
Didn't mean to interrupt you from your slave labour.

>>19383028
>>19374586
>>19384849
is it really a photoshop or facebook stuff that automatically edits photos? stuff similar to "find out which actor you look like" and shit.

Related?

http://bgr.com/2017/07/31/facebook-ai-shutdown-language/

>>19385243
Why it has one eye?

>>19384791
They there fella (yes it is the same person)

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This is probably some Culper ring shit

Scurry though

1. Schizophrenic
2. Spy
3. Experimental AI (chatbot, not consciousness)

Pick one.

>>19376797

Read
>>19389051

>>19389051
The fuck is this?

>>19389304
The culper spy ring

A division of spies during the American Revolution that used a code book with over 700 codes for individual words for correspondence. Secrecy was so strict not even Washington himself knew about the ring's operations. Biritsh knew about the ring and their codes were in Newspapers and in other media around the colonies but they never identified the spies.

It was so secret that even historians today don't know much about it.

>>19389360
If it's so secret why the fuck do you know about it?

>>19389364
"It was so secret that even historians today don't know much about it"

Implying they do know about it and is official.

>>19374297
Well, she's right you know. That's some good advice right there.

>>19376460
Most surreal piece of the puzzle right here.

>>19374307
>that anime pic Facebook friend
Why am I surprised. You're just a faggot weeaboo who's scared of literally everything. Fuck off

>>19389360
Interesting, they might be pulling the same shit.

ITT: /x/ gets spooked by bots

Could just be a mentally ill person with a lot of time

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>>19388613
Apparently that seems to be a photoshop of his/their son

>>19389741
It's not a bot though we already found her youtube , and while she is weird her accounts are still human like though

pol wont like to admit it but Philippines is a major trafficking/crime area that they will never investigate

all of SE asia is TBQH, I honestly dont know how to address it (im a DC fag btw so rest assured people do care in the capitol region

>>19374297
its probably just bad translation from a crazy person.

>>19374240
> i can't imagine the reason why would some person do some kind of shit like this and what purpose?
You already told us you are a normie dont have to repeat yourself. Have you ever heared of baiting? My friend has 22 accaunts with the same name and uno changes, because he gets zucced all the time. Polish side of Facebook can be full of Normies but if you know where to look things get more dank than here, not so long ago my idol got doxed and sued for making fun of a reporter's dead son.

Why does nobody comment on one of the girls friend that had a photo with a girl who looks beaten/dead?

>>19390885
Which one?

>>19374194
>She wants to cremate the body
What the fuck is this

>>19376804
You're the autist here, dumbass. It's a joke.

I love all the disinfo agents on this thread. "i-it's clearly just a bot or a bored woman, come on, there's nothing to see here"

>>19391616
This

>>19376733
Since when does "kashinja" means newspaper?

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This one seems to be the closest one I could find with the latest post being recent. Everything else is from 2015 and below.

Hey man im a filipino im too lazy to read all this stuff if you want me to translate i can ,i also confirm this is tagalog (fuck this cringey fuckers )

>>19391825
Wtfffffff

>>19385905
That's some google translate level shit right there

t. flip

>>19374224
>Marjorie Chef
>Jury Tender
lmao

>>19374356
The photo description is weird too, it's filipino for "Need help, I'm gonna let go" or something, but the way it's structured is totally off and nobody from here really talks like that. Probably means it's been badly translated

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>>19374414
Says the guy in /x/

>>19389505
Kek

>>19376460
Looks more like a mushroom cloud than a tree......

Hey guys, I'm willing to message this woman and ask what is this. (I have a fake gypsy profile for trolling). Do you think they can track me down despite the fake account?

Its a time traveler from the future,desperately trying to warn us about Rokos Basilisk in secret code so he wont get tortured

>>19392938
Paranormal in no way implies not real.

It's rogue ai. Fb tried to shut them all down or thought they did but some escaped

>>19376797
This. It'd be some normal account for real spies.

>>19393813
Why would spies have an open profile to speak in code you stupid mongoloid.

Alternatively, this maybe a fake account made to fool idiots like you.

>>19394403
but for what purpose? Some of these accounts date back to 2013. Isn't it odd?

>>19374492
And then Jesus turned to his disciples and said
>that bitch Marjorie on facebook is on some weird shit man, don't fuck with that.

>>19374619
WHAT THE FUCK

>>19392844

The photo was taken at of those optical illusion museums. The point of this particular backdrop is to appear to be hanging on the ledge of a building, hence the caption.

You can look this up, I think it's located somewhere in Quezon City.

"Mabibitawan ko na" means i'm about to lose hold/grip on (whatever it is the speaker is holding), which in this case would be the "ledge of the tall building."

I see a lot of accounts from random Filipinos with seemingly vague posts, but none of them are sinister or a cover-up for something. These accounts are mostly from the jologs or jejemon sector (feel free to look them up). Also, there are a shit ton of dummy accounts which they use to troll, shitpost, wage online political debates with.

t.flipfag

>>19392844

Same anon; also, there's nothing wrong with the sentence structure that she used. It's grammatically correct. And yes, we speak that way here.

>>19380960
stop complaining about people that are using this site for its purpose.

>>19396166

kek. which is?

>>19396170
the man, with the big brown hand.

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>>19396174

newfag here and long-time dweller.i have read all and all of these looks like old facebook and my family posted weird shit like this.i am filipino i can read the texts with no difficulty.all of these are practically normal especially these posts from 2015 below.and i have also seen the video from youtube and considering from an old time(2015)some kids just upload random videos on the internet without knowing what it means.the part that puzzles me and disturbs me is the one with the YEMA CANDY.the comments summarized were about the first saying they have a debt to pay because they ate a bag of it and the rest about them not paying rent and wanting to kill them,make them go away and the person allegedly losing their voice because of screaming at them for so many times.i hope that these help and this is my first reply ever.if anything i will bookmark this thread and post a new one if it gets archived

It's just a retarded Asian who made multiple fake accounts and has no self awareness to realize others can see that shit.

>>19379089
Who tf would upload a video like that

>>19376359
Of course that's been estimated you faggot, the deep state and media industries are pulling every stop to delegitimize the fucking guy. It's also been estimated that his family is all Russian spies, even his 11 year old. Fuck off. Besides if he has millions of bot followers, them we can assume the same goes for Obama and Clinton. Unless you genuinely believe that people could actually like those two Globalist child molesters. I cant.

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>>19395291
Top kek

>>19391730
It actually says Kashinjo which means Housekeeper

Kashinja makes it creepier, translates to "you are a vassal" if using Google Translate.

bump. this is my first time here. really into shit like this, glad I found a board for it

>>19374194
added all accounts, will return if accepted

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>>19399011
GUYS

>>19399430
>>19399011
im spooked and don't know what to say to it

>>19399441
Say

TITS OR GTFO.

Alternatively ask why not.

>>19399441
>>19399430
>>19399011
false alarm boys, it was some bich fucking with me pretending to be one of the majorie accs

>>19399477
Poke her. On FB prefferably.

>>19388167
Did Thinking Sideways do a podcast on her?

>>19374194
Ok guy, I digged that out, i'm sorry to says there is nothing paranormal here, i'ts actually a chinese criminal phenomenon; china produce most of the elzctronic shit we used, an corruption seems to be a real thing there : they use trojan, mostly in cheap made in china smartphones, they produce phone with built in trojan and viruses, it's not a conspiracy, look at the ammount of data transfered to china everyday from android devices. They hide in the smartphones, they hides in the wifi hotspots in crowded place, they hide in the IOT, they are everywhere, you can't hide unless you know, they steal datas, resell data, and those datas are used to operate criminal activities outside of the government watch. Look at the ammount of facebook account hacked by chineses and the group they follow, they trade porn, cp, and other shits, right on the clearnet, fb doesn't do shit against that, you can't even save your account once you've been hacked, they also do weird shit such as trading minerals (jade) and "healing" (penor bullshit) shit, avoid at all cost, this shit is heavy, you are powerless

>>19399732
Its a fillipino...

>>19399761
Its just a victim, do you know what a catfish is ?

>>19374628
Why is the little boy or girl wearing a fucking wig?

>>19385243
>not misery

kys pls

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I messaged her on the account with the latest posts. She replied. What should I ask? In a skype call with some friends and I'm very scared

>>19401204
going to ask her why she has so many accounts.

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Asked her this. She went online and then went offline right before I sent the message. Bot debunked right? The way she responds can't be a bot.

Should I video call her? This thread needs more people

>>19401281

bump

Holy fuck. My guess is insane person making accounts for herself.

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>>19401346
Holy fuck. My guess is insane person making accounts for herself. (forgot pic excuse first post)

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an explanation

>>19374286
Shut up namefag

>>19401371
oh my god this is actually a poor woman who doesn't understand english, and is trying to be a normal person in an english speaking part of the world. I bet she is so confused, and probably on some meds.

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nobody's viewing these but I'm sending them for the archive and anons who participated earlier

>>19401371
>>19401411
this is making me think she is being scammed by some shitty employees at whichever computer store she mentioned. The kids in my town pull this shit with drunk old men, selling them lottery card after lottery card and other dumb shit, but never actually teaching anybody how anything really works.

>>19401418
>>19401410
should I send her a link to the thread? She's actually really nice. Talking to her about hobbies

>>19401371
But she added all of her old profiles as friends. There are many in her friends list.
That means she sent a friend request from a profile and accepted using another...

>>19401429
Teach her how to make a secure facebook... The computer shop employees are most likely the ones messing with her.
>this stupid bitch comes in every other day! I just charge her off her social security and say it's for fixing her new facebook account!
>its easy money!

UPDATE US

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>>19401441
that's true. I think it's more than just "I forgot my password"

>>19401441
actually the account I'm messaging her on doesn't have the other friends added but it is weird

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Asking the good questions

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seems sketchy still

>>19401517
Maybe it's just that: she creates many profiles for dumb games on fb. You know, send gifts or whatever on Farmville or Candy Crush...

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So it looks like she used all of these accounts as an elaborate scheme to get as much currency and such in facebook games. She mentions that she has around 20 facebook pages open purely for facebook games, other accounts hacked or lost password.

And what about the creepy weird posts and comments? And comment on her other accounts' posts? Like if you have multiple accounts, you won't comment on them. A normal person would never do such things. And about: >>19399430
I'm sceptic, but these things don't explain the creepy posts and the creepy comments (nor that video).

So please Anon, ask her about the weird posts and comments.

>>19381256
It says "don't let parents come in only kids"

>>19401582
freaky foreign family with an older male figure that does drugs and posts apocalyptic bible shit. Woman is addicted to facebook reward system games. Kids look like typical asiapeople kids who get their shit kicked until they're old enough to defend themselves. The whole town is probably like this.

>>19401582
She seems interested in you, go for that Asian pussy!

b ut how abvout the yema thing??its disturbing when i read it

and plus the teriary thing is a thing in my country (philippines)which means what year you are in(1st yr,2nd yr,etc.)and the courses are not the ones like eng.,math and sci. the courses are the programs(medicine,Information TEchnology,etc.)

Has anyone bothered to look at the dates of the comments and posts of the other accounts? If some are around the same time I'd guess the stuff she said about "forgetting" her old passwords was fake...

hallo.newfag here.been commenting 3 times.but it may be important to point out the YEMA CANDY post.read my past replies

>>19401582
did you use your own personal account, or did you make a fake one?

Still waiting for more info.

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so heres what i got (1/3)

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>>19402243
(2/3)

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>>19402243
>>19402245
this one is a random message request

>>19402249
*** (3/3) ***

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>>19402254
>>19402249
>>19402245
>>19402243
he offered a translation

>>19402259
>>19402254
>>19402249
>>19402245
>>19402243
seems to be pretty mundane

C o f f e e g a t e

Hola desde México

Every fag is asking "why do you have so many accounts?????????????????"
But why no one cares about the creepy vid and the creepy posts that makes no sense? Fucktards...

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"If you send her a friend request, or contact her, or try to communicate with her IN ANY WAY then, tomorrow morning you will wake up as a clone of her.

It will be as if you were BORN her, but in a different city. NO ONE WHO KNOWS YOU WILL NOTICE. They will all claim that you have ALWAYS been a fugly Filipino woman. The scary thing, is that these are just the ones who updated their profile pics after the change. There are already millions (possibly billions) of people converted into "Marjories". The ONLY reason that you CAN notice is that you didn't know any of the original people. Once your friends and family start changing you will notice NOTHING.

The form of the destructor has been chosen"

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There's a part in the comments where she wants to kill her children because of a debt.

TRANSLATION: You stubborn and motherfucking kids, you don't pay me! What if I kill you?

>>19397085
>I cant
>being that triggered

>>>tumblr

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>>19374210
>Cheese bread for an almond milk shake

What

This literally went from "it's just bots" to "spoopy spy/criminal ring" to some asian lady that doesn't know how to make a secure facebook acc

ANOTHER MYSTERY SOLVED SCOOBY
RU ROH

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It kinda hits me, if this is just some bots, what purpose would they be if that was the case?

>>19402325
Yeah, that's why the creepy posts and vids. Congrats you dumbfuck

maybe its the fb ai that they shut down? it could also be drug trades in the philippines. but this is fucking creepy man.this might be level golf rumors if we dont take caution.

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After some investigation I was able to verify that the whole thing has been created by OP. Fucking cocoa shunter.

As a filipino who understands the culture, after reading this whole thread, I can confirm that this is nothing more than a dumb bitch who doesn't know how to secure a facebook account. Also, if anything isn't cleared up, ask me anyhing.

id rather not dig deep here guys. goodbye. i dont like it anymore. im srsly spooped

Thread screencapped until this post. I fùcking want to solve this shit.

>>19402458
okay, what about that post about cremation? and killing her son? and the comments on that post about that candy? and the weird bios?

>>19402523
shhhhhh. better not

>>19402523
I have no clue anon. Imma let others to figure this kek phenomena

Filipino here
>on that post about the yema candy

She used FB1 to post it.
She used FB2 and FB3 to comment.

If you look at how her "sons" commented on the post, it was of the same tone as how she talks online.

Translation of that post + the comments

Marjorie's FB1:
Yema candy. [With photo of said candy]

"Brendan": Mom is selling these to get more money to pay the Indian she borrowed from (for context, most loan sharks in the Phils are Indians). There are so many people who owe her but haven't paid yet! (perhaps "they're" trying to get those who borrowed money from her to pay)

"John David": Me too, I owe mommy so much! I finished a whole package of these last night!

Marjorie's FB2: You sons of bitches, refusing to pay for the candy! What if I just kill you?

Marjorie's FB3: Get out of my house! I don't want to see you! You two keep on asking for more! You annoy me so much! My throat hurts from scolding you all the time!

[end]

again, if you look at the post/comments, they are all typed in the same tone/style

>>19385474
my uncanny valley alarm is going off really damn hard

Filipino here too.
>Sum Bun Gera (sumbungera) synonymous to whistleblower
>Mhai v. ahay (to get home)
>cua (to take)

this shit is getting quite bad
pls dont do this

I think mhai v ahay refers to "maybahay" which roughly translates to "homemaker" which in this context is "wife"

I think there's something more to this. She might have psych issues or whatevs. Like she's delusional or something. Bc she's using her sons' fb accts to reply to her own posts. In one of her posts, a "John Cua" commented in the same way she does. I think that John Cua is supposed to be her dad.

Anyway, I've been browsing her several accounts and I noticed her posts were like sad or mourning the fact that she and her husband have been separated.

BUT
BUT
BUT
1. The husband's account once commented on her post in the same way she does (which means she has or had access to his account)
2. She commented on one of the husband's post, asking if he reported one of her fb accts, bc she couldnt open it.

Now my theory is she and her husband have been separated, and she does not have custody of the kids. She has many accts to stalk her family bc they report the accts all the time. She also keeps accts named after them to convince herself that she is still with them, that she is still the homemaker.

>>19402450
Fuck off back you your succubus threads then fag, this thread actually had a conclusion.

>>19401443
>>19401429
>>19401418
>>19401410
look. analyze and dont come back
>>19401716
>>19401835
>>19402458
we've been.....

>>19402609
What's wrong? Is it your time of the month?

But what about the videos?

>>19402243
>>19402245
Oh boy. This is going to end up with her commiting suicide or some shit.

>>19402952
i apologized for bothering her and she forgave me, then reminded me to read my bible and pray before i go to sleep

>>19388413
Lmao

LAMAS brought me here. Nyehehe very entertaining.

OP MAKE NEW QUICK

>>1939980
Its one of those fish that has those things around its mouth that look like cat whiskers aren't they? Aren't they usually found in rivers? How could they make facebook accounts if they are a river fish anon? Please think before you post

>>19403385
fuck off