Could i summon a succubus with a ouija board?

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sure broski go for it

>why is it pronounced weejee
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Ouija
>Proprietary name, from French oui (“yes”) + German ja (“yes”).
It's the Franks' fault, as usual.

>>19374056
Tis prounounced weejee cuz the guy who made it said it was named after french and german for yes (Oui and Ja respectively)but that is BS as he just called it that 2 mek it sound cr33py.

As for a subbubus, you realy must be not be getting pussy. You do know dose kill ya/mek ya go crazy rite?

>>19374056
>Could i summon a succubus with a ouija board?
That's a simply yes or no question. Just ask the board itself.

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>>19374056
You literally asked if you can summon a demon through a device known to summon demons by mistake

>>19375465
>they make you go insane
we got any sauce on that?

>>19374056
>Could i summon a succubus with a ouija board?
Theoretically yes, but why? Not like you can stick your dick inside the board.
>also why is it pronounced weejee?
Because burger education.

>>19374056
Sure, just spell out "ASL" and see if they respond. If it's anything around 3000/f/Hell, you're in.

(Serious answer: It's not a summoning device, it's a communication device. Though I guess if you want to summon, then use the board to communicate... except I'm not sure if I even buy that it's anything but a toy.)

>>19374056
>also why is it pronounced weejee?
Fuck if I know, but I don't pronounce it that way. That's not how you say "Ja."

>>19377259
Serious question have you ever got a reply of 3000/f/hell

>>19374056
Yes,

And it's pronounced that way because it's named after it's creator, Douglass Weejee, He wanted to call them Weejee boards but Milton Bradley changed it to Ouiji because it looked cooler.

>>19374056
Yes but not for sex

I dont wanna Succubus just for sex.
I just want a woman that i can worship and care for

Are u that lonely?

>>19379404
Hold the fuck on kiddo. You have to really think about what you just said. You want a demon... Something that can and will kill you by sticking you donger in it's vagoo or sucking your soul out of your cock. When you can just go on Craig's list and ask around. Dont you think this is better? Worst case you get aids and live a shit life, best case you die

>>19379931
>Worst case you get aids and live a shit life, best case you die
Considering how retarded he is it might be for the best.