fucked up delivery

>>19370465
>we don't have the brand she normally likes, but it's the same medicine
>try to call her back to let her know in advance
>get busy signal on phone
>try 2 more times over a 10 minute period
>second time another busy signal, then just radio silence
>she'll just have to deal with it
>I set out on my adventure

For perspective, we're already in a rural area, and she's WAY out in the woods. If the woods are the sticks this bitch is in the roots

>The sun is already setting, yay daylight savings time
>less and less traffic or signs of human life as I go nearer to this woman's home
>get a generally uneasy feeling about it. shrug it off, probably just anxiety, i'm a nervous person anyways
>house is down a dirt road in a dark pine forest
>have to drive about 3 minutes down the dirt road before you reach the home
>woman has a lot of cats (like six) chilling on the porch, and some yard chickens doing whatever it is chickens do
>when I shut car door, hear something in woods fly off
>see several crows leaving nearby tree branch
>neat.jpg

>>19370465
>very small home
>as I get on porch, realize this place is probably older than the fucking dirt road
>in seriously bad condition
>cobwebs all over corners of the porch
>chains holding up porch swing rusted all to hell, 0/10 would not sit on
>cats all just staring me the fuck down
>Knock on door
>waiting
>radio silence from the woods, save for the wind
>getting progressively more uncomfy
>knock again
>is this bitch REALLY not home?
>knock third time
>"oh, come in!"
>go in home
>home is in shambles. clothes and trash strewn everywhere, why am I surprised
>couch has several obvious tears in it
>there's... paint? on the recliner?
>like, someone spilled black paint all over the brown leather
>claw marks all over the walls; hopefully from cats
cont

write faster m8, can't w8

>>19370465
>find woman in kitchen
>she's hunched over the sink, washing her hands
>she seems far more stable than she was on the phone
>maybe this won't be too bad then
>explain to her about the brand change; totally calm and accepting of it
>something feels off
>she's still washing her hands
>ask if she wants me to leave the medicine on the table
>says she wants to look at it before i leave
>turns water off. just hovers over sink, moving her hands as if she was drying them but she has no towel
>there are pots and pans on the stove, but stove is not on and nothing is in them
>table is set as if she's expecting company
>the phone- old ass landline- the cord is cut?
>explain we tried to call her. comment on phone, laugh nervously
>"She won't mind"
>what
>"She. won'tMind"
>Regret asking anything now
>repeats it a third time, I dont acknowledge it
>"would you like to see the medicine?"
cont

exciting shit

>>19370465
>she nods, but gets stuck in the motion? and sort of just sways her head while watching me
>i walk over to her, take medicine out of delivery bag and open it
>only difference is pill is white rather than blue
>immediately, she takes the pill. no water or anything, just swallows it
>ask if she wants to give me cash for the medicine (it was like $8) or to just send her a bill
>calmly takes medicine bottle and dumps them all down sink
>lets out a fucking banshee scream, grabs my arm
>her head is swaying more violently now
>she is surprisingly strong
>wrench free of her grip, start back peddling the fuck out
>she's screeching now, fucked up voice
>"COME IN! WONT MIND! SHE! MIND! COME IN! WONT!"
>words are becoming progressively more garbled as I sprint back to my car
>cats are all hissing at the doorway as I walk out, chickens have flown the coop because they're smarter than I am
>jump in car, turn on headlights, slam it into reverse and btfo
>look back at porch before I leave
>see tall, misshapen shadowy figure in doorway, thrashing about
>looks like it's shattering christmas decorations on the porch?
>looks up at me and waves
>nope the fuck out
>run like 80 down this dirt road
>see movement in woods, slam on breaks- deer is not stopping my escape
>it's the woman
>keep going
cont

>>19370465
>get to paved road
>woman standing in middle of road
>she runs up, grabs my car door, screaming at the top of her lungs
>bitch I will drag you to your death
>hear through window "IT'S IN THE HOUSE! IT'S IN THE HOUSE!"
>not today satan
>speed down highway, leave her standing there
>get back to pharmacy covered in a cold sweat
>calmly get my coffee mug and say I'm going home for the day
>call store owner, explained what happened
>he's a bit skeptical
>next day, sends the regular delivery guy out to check on lady
>says he found her sweeping glass off her porch, whistling to herself and had no recollection of the day before. phone was still out of service, too
>to this day we no longer deliver outside of the city limit

>>19370465
hope you guys enjoyed my experience more than i did

Gee lad, that's some fucked up shit. Any ideas what the fuck it was in the house?

>>19370613
Doesn't explain the age old question of who was phone.

>>19370579
cool story bro. I read the whole thing and enjoyed it,but it's a shame it's fake.

It would be cool to receive a follow up video of you going back there if just for a look, or coordinates or something.

>>19370718
i think the woman ended up moving not too long ago. she's still a customer. i can't provide coordinates to the home because of HIPAA laws but i'll see what I can do.

as far as to what it was, a skinwalker? maybe? but there was definitely no smell of copper or the other ticks that give those away, so i really don't know. there's fucked up shit in the parts of the world that mankind doesn't visit often, and i'm happy to say that I don't have much firsthand knowledge of it.

>>19370757
You have to go back to that house and upload the video to youtube to appease the memers and schizos on /x/.

Do it. Tonight.

>>19370757
Probably some occult shit m8. Weird old witch lady's

>>19370465
Don't go back. Gib coordinates or general location of site.

>>19370539
1/10

>>19370511
>black paint all over the brown leather
nigga that sounds like something decomposed on that chair.

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>>19370579
Capped it for you.

>>19372676
Your work is silently appreciated.

>>19370799
Hipaa laws, numbnuts