Not sure what to do

>>19366364
>pledge your soul to a demon
>WOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS WOULD DAMN ME FOREVER

>>19366375
LSD is how demons contact you. Don't do it.

>>19366377
The Bible says Jesus will forgive EVERY sin.

Send her my way.

>>19366364
Try an exorcissum. Don't try to appease the demon. It will simply grow in hunger if you feed it. God may save you in the long-term, but in the short term you may simply have to suffer through the consequences of your actions. If you are sincere in repentance, you probably will be saved.

>>19366480
I've tried 2 and it didn't work. My plan of suffering through it is hard and makes me want to give up. It's what I've been doing. I hope I can be saved.

>>19366364
Do what I do, accept her I've had mine for about 4 years now she's amazing anyways I can see you're to retarded to accept her how she was attracted to you is beyond me

>>19366488
Give into your porn goddesses. There is no escape.

>>19366494
Why do you want to go to Hell?

>>19366488
Succubus don't leave from an exorcism mainly because they don't posses you, you've got something else pretending to be a succubus

OP, you're lucky. I wish I had a demon.

>>19366501
Well the first two circles of hell aren't that bad

>>19366502
Whatever it is. I want it gone. I want to side with God, not Satan.

Do you hear her voice? Tell her to bind herself to me. Tell her I command great power in the universe and I will reward her.

>>19366494
If this is real, I genuinely pity you. You have no idea what sort of torments await you, and it will be made all the crueler by the betrayal you'll feel in your heart.

>>19366519
Hell is Hell. There are no circles of it described in the Bible. Is a magical girlfriend worth being burned alive forever?

>>19366512
Trust me succubus are the only good ones well other then the ones that summon and let you talk to your ancestors

>>19366530
HAHAHAHA *inhales* HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA do you really think taht humans could copy gods word exactly HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19366524
That's not at all how demonic entities work. They're streams of consciousness personified. You can't just tell them to go find some dude off the internet

>>19366545
Sure, if God helped them. Do you think it's impossible he helped them?

>>19366545
That*

>>19366549
Yeah you can, faggot. They know.

>>19366553
If God is so "Great" then why do people die all the damn time

>>19366561
Is having a magical girlfriend worth being burned alive for trillions of years on end? Repent and turn to Jesus bro.

I don't want you to be stuck with a demon.

God is taking a break as a human right now.

>>19366530
Depends on whether or not said GF knows the ins and outs of hell and can protect you even there.

>>19366576
God is Lord of Heaven and Hell. No demon can protect you from him.

Repent bro.

>>19366591
If God is physically present to to ensure you get tortured in hell, then

>>19366364
meth makes you crazy by poisoning your brain
you will never get yourself back

>>19366605
Then, your best bet is to learn his ways, learn to love him, and repent. He wants us to believe in Jesus and to follow Jesus.

Going against God is foolish man.

>>19366630
It's not going against god if he created a race of demon GFs that can save us from hellfire even if we fall in.

>>19366640
They can't save us from Hellfire. They're probably male fallen angels pretending to be women to trick men into hell.

>>19366646
Whatever. So long as the physical form they assume is female and they know hell inside and out, it's not all that much a risk if you think about it.

>>19366654
They will be be burning with the condemned. They and Satan are the guests of honor.

Don't throw your eternity away man.

>>19366364
Hmm, I've also been having dreams occasionally where my teeth will bend and crack moving inward into my mouth

>>19366654
You're possessed. I used to think like you before God drew me away. The demon tried to get me to follow it into disrespecting Christ. I resisted when God enabled me to, and it went from pretending to be my wife, to getting nasty like in the OP.

Would you rather meet the creator of the universe on good terms or bad?

He might even bring you a human wife who's beautiful. He did it for someone in the Bible.

>>19366657
>They and Satan are the guests of honor.
For crying out loud... Are you saying the literal God of the Christian Bible is in bed with SATAN of all people??
>>19366669
Christ has nothing to do with this. Either God created succubi or he didn't. If he did, it's only his fault if they learn enough about hell to help its inhabitants from having to burn just because they didn't know what a succubus was.

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>>19366576
>Depends on whether or not said GF knows the ins and outs of hell and can protect you even there.
Rev 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Good luck evading that hell fire youll be completely submersed in bro. Just keep believing those sweet little lies your demon gf (male) tells you.

>>19366687
Fallen angels and Satan are the intended guests of Hell is what I meant. It was made for them.

The only way to escape Hell is to accept Christ into your heart. Succubi prevent that, as you cannot take part in the table of the Lord and the table of demons.
1 Corinthians 10:21
>You cannot drink the cup of the Lord and the cup of demons too; you cannot have a part in both the Lord's table and the table of demons.

>>19366571
i believe you 100%

>>19366364
Your doomed to literal hellfire fucktard...you bound it to your soul idiot. Jesus and trump are the answer, get off your ass and get a job and stop being a NEET,maybe you can so some good before you fry inThe next.

>>19366693
I don't have a demon GF, I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with having one so long as enough of hell stick out of the lake of fire to keep its inhabitants safe.

Fire, even in lake form, isn't all-consuming. There are things hell can do to fight it.
>>19366699
You don't drink from a succubus; they drink from you. That's what the whole "stealing your life force" thing is all about. I don't see any reason, based on your guys' two Bible verses, to think that God didn't create succubi for a reason.

>>19366725
There's nothing anything can do against God if he doesn't let them. You cannot beat God. No one can.

Don't believe the lies you hear on 4chan or from demons. Repent and turn to Jesus bro.

*demon tortures you* posts on internet*

>>19366364
>stuck with demon
>high on methamphetamine

Can't be the drug and a psychosis, huh?

>>19366561
Because God makes us die, because we are shit. Do you think you deserve to live forever?

Get baptized OP, by an actual church.

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>>19366725
>enough of hell stick out of the lake of fire to keep its inhabitants safe.
LOL. Really grasping at straws there kid. Like God would be so incompetent as to let a single sliver of hell escape the lake of fire. Such a powerful delusion you're under You're completely hopeless. Enjoy burning for all eternity k? ;)

>>19366364
Do some more meth, smoke some cigarettes, 20 hail Marys and jerk off in front of a mirror.

>>19366763
I have been. Was a good experience.
>>19366764
Do you really thing Jesus wants you talking to fellow humans like that man?

>>19366734
This has nothing to do with God. This is between hell, the lake of fire it were thrown into, and any qt3.14 succubi gf god created. There's no reason you can't be sitting at the Lord's table, sipping from the cup of the Lord, and having a demon GF suck you off under the table. In fact, the Lord's cup probably has immortality juice in it, so your succubus (male) can drain your life force without ever depleting it. I don't see the conflict here.

>>19366364
Are you serious? You're expecting me to believe you? You're ridicolous, please kys
Succubus aren't evil you stupid cunt

>>19366764
Why would God want to fully submerge the lake of fire if all the innocent soul-sucking succubi he created live there? Seems like a dick move TBqH.

>>19366772
If you're already baptized, confess your sins.

I would also suggest looking into people with expertise in satanic ritual abuse, they are going to be the most qualified people to handle this if you're not a catholic, which I assume you aren't.

>>19366570
Stop repeating yourself

>>19366576
Exactly

>>19366804
God didn't create demons, they are the souls of dead Nephilim.

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>>19366804
>soul-sucking
>innocent
pick one

>>19366807
Not Baptized. I didn't know it was a sin to confess if you aren't Baptized.

>>19366763
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>>19366734
BOY YOU SURE ARE STUPID

>>19366803
You are pretty smart succubus aren't evil

>>19366831
don't ever reply to me again

>>19366821
What are Nephilim and why did God create them so that their souls would be born as hot succubi GFs that can be freely summoned if they died?
>>19366825
Why do you think the Lord's cup is filled with immortality juice? It's because everyone's having it drained in heaven to revive the souls or the Nephilim so they don't have to be so dead after dying.

OBVIOUSLY it's not literal soul sucking, since the myth of the succubus is that it drains your life force. Anyone could be attacked by a rogue (male) succubus so it'd stupid if God punished people for having their life force drained.

God can't save you, faggot.

God doesn't want us playing with demons. You can end up stuck with one for a very long time. I've had mine for years. I want it gone.

It only got nasty AFTER i decided to stop having sex with it and talking to it. I thought they were good/neutral before too since they pretend to be friendly and helpful.

God is the one who will truly help you even if it's hard.

>>19366863
>decided to stop having sex with it
Anyone would get nasty if you take away their literal food source. They need to feed on your life force (in the form of sexual energy that you'd just end up nocturnally emitting anyway) or they'll die.

This is succubus 101 here, come on.

>>19366850
Nephilim are the result of rebel angels coming to earth and impregnating human women, God didn't create them.

>>19366827
I'm not sure if it's a sin, but you're supposed to be baptized either way.

>>19366834
Thanks

Idk why people pray to the socalled human form of God "Jesus" instead of God, the one creator above everything in the universe. History is full of lies and so is Satan, chances are that Jesus was actually a demon ("the sun of God"). Just stick with the one entity that created everything, believe in him, ask him directly, and he will protect you.

I am god. I forgive you for your mistake and will welcome you in the kingdom of heaven if you live a righteous life. that demon is not welcome in you or around you, and you are forever stronger than it. you are free.

>>19366876
Why did God make it so that angels and humans could have children that would eventually die and go on to become hapless succubi that need to feed on the life force of other entities to get their wings back?

Next time it comes down a good thunder storm I want you to put blood(Your blood) on paper then roll good tobacco, Hair(your hair) and drops of good alcohol on the rolled paper. Then burn it while saying ( i give this sacrifice to Thor, Odin and loki.) Thor grant me the strength and protection to fight this demon, Odin grant me the wisdom to know how to remove it and loki grant me the gile to trick or out smart it in removing it.

When its all burned to ash, Use it to draw a hammer on your chest.Then show no fear and demand it to leave you, Do not back down, Do not show fear. If it won't leave, Demand it to show its true name to you. Use it in to aid it in removing it.

If it works right and its removed, Go find a thors hammer and wear it to help keep it out.

Now do not ask those gods to remove it them selves, Only to aid you in doing so and grant you the strength to do so. Also be careful with asking loki any thing, That shit can hurt more than it can help.

>>19366901
shut up jew

>>19366904
ask him yourself faggit

>>19367017
I tried but he just sent me a qt succubus GF. I had to turn her down because I didn't want a qt succubus gf at the time.

>>19367011
Above all else, Know that you have the strength deep down to remove it, You're a goddamned human and we're far far worse than any parasite demon. We are the most destructive, Vile, God creating and destroying force there is. Man the fuck up and demand it out.

Happy trails to ya kid.

Op still around?

>>19367330
Now I am. What's up bro

>>19366393
And North Korea says Kim rides unicorns.
Bible is nothing more than propaganda.

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>>19366364
It's all in your head bro

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>>19366364
>I'm stuck with a demon. I agreed to bind it to my soul when high on methamphetamine 3.5 years ago. i've been trying to rid myself of it through Jesus Christ for two years and 2 months

Reclaim your soul!

Satan is NOT in charge of this world!

>>19368256

>>19366904
Why won't anybody explain this to me???

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>>19366364

chilla. my man, chilla.

Hell is the biggest contradiction ever.

You can't say that God loves you and in the same breath threaten that this loving God will torture you for eternity if you don't appease him. It doesn't make sense.

And before you say "sin sends you to hell, not God", that argument is about as ridiculous as the idea of a loving father-figure sending his children off to be tortured for eternity because they made mistakes or didn't worship right. According to the bible, God created everything, which means he created hell for the sole purpose of torturing his beloved children.

Another way to look at it:
God knows everything that's going to happen before it happens, yet he creates sinner souls knowing full-well that they're going to burn in hell. That's absolutely bonkers.

>>19366364
>succubus
Is this larp?

>>19366364
You don't have a demon, you have mental and physical health problems, retard

>>19368407
I'll pray for you. Hopefully you see the light of Jesus before it's too late. Church is tomorrow anon, you can still save your soul. God bless.

>>19368423
Choice doesn't erase God's malice.

>>19368370

Hope this helps.

http://kheph777.tripod.com/lilith.html

>>19368407
Hell is a fiction created by Satan. >>19368256

>>19368433
So if I'm reading this right you're saying that God doesn't hate succubi and they do factor into his plan, which doesn't punish people for having been attacked by a succubus.

I performed a self exorcism recently. It was extremely intense. I screamed out Psalm 91 in Hebrew and said a bunch of other stuff and was overtaken with spirit which broke my curse and got rid of the dark beings plaguing my life. I would like to try to help you

Stop playing with ultra weapons and/or STR builds in general like an insufferable faggot you are.

As soon as you start using any build other than 'LOOK MY WEAPON IS SO BIG AND I CAN'T PLAY WITHOUT POISE/HYPERARMOR BECAUSE MY DICK IS SMALL' your life will become much, MUCH better.

>>19368458
How did you initiate the self exorcism?

>>19368468
First I bought a CD that translates the old testament into phonetic Hebrew so I could read aloud in Hebrew. Something lead me to that particular Psalm. I think I said a few things like: god I ask you to break this curse and turn around any spell cast upon me. Then I started reading the Psalm in English out of my Bible then I started SCREAMING in Hebrew. Psalm 91. Like blood curdling, death metal screeching. Then I lost control of my words and body and I started moving in a swirling manner and started screaming words that were not my own.

Disregarding what enraged catholics and hopped up in speed evangelicals may have told you, the cult of christians if a mixture of the cults of baal and el that israelites adopted and synchretised, it's a mixture of religions and I don't see how that would save you from demons.

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>>19366488
dont do meth kids
:^)

>>19366364
as if masturbation is the only sin you psychotic ninny

>>19366364
If you agreed to it and signed a contract there may be nothing you can do.

Approach an Orthodox priest about the sacrement of holy unction which calls for seven priests to perform, and is usually a healing rite but may help in your situation.

They will likely make you go through the Divine Liturgy first, as demons do not like it and may do the trick without further intervention.

You have the power to cast out the demon, remember that. Once you say you don't want this thing here anymore, it will go away. Maybe slowly or immediately.

>>19366757
I think many people deserve to live forever, myself among them.
Do you think all humans deserve to die?

>>19369345
Afterlife is living forever. Actions determine where you go.

>>19367985
E D G Y

>>19366519
Why do you believe that there are circles of Hell? It's in a piece of literature.

>>19366561
You're fucking retarded.

>>19366561
Dumbass neckbeard. You sound like a 12 year old that just discovered Atheism.

>>19369345
Becoming immortal would be a hell unto itself.

>>19366364
who cares about demons its more important to have 60 fps in Dark Souls, though I still get the occasonal dip to 50 or even 45

Never do meth or LSD guys. I did stupid things that invited the demon in on them.

It's insanely hard to get rid of.

>>19366364
Remember to level up luck to 99

Find a different deity that's willing to help or in the worst-case scenario find a stronger demon that's less evil

>>19366364
Take your most prized possession that you earned from whatever work you do and destroy it before the most high.

Pray to him and prove that he is above all things.

Fast for at least three days, if you have to eat, restrict yourself to just vegetables with minimum sugar and only small amounts of water as needed. (just do your best and don't hurt yourself anymore than you already have)

Ask in Christ name for salvation because even if you do all these things it's still up to God to save you, have faith and you will learn of God's mercy. I'd do more than the bare minimum. Give it everything. Joel 2:12

>high on methamphetamine

>>19366377

its not eternal, just v e r y long time

>>19369898
>Fast for at least three days
Why do people always recommend this shit?

>Your body is God's temple
>Let's fuck it up by starving ourselves! God wants us to be malnourished!
>#jesustakethemusclemass

>>19370159
Fasting reboots and strengthens the immune system

>>19370266
One day is enough. Three days is overdoing it.

>>19370281
Two days is about right. Agreed three is overkill but it probably isn't hurting much.

/x/ help a nigga out, how do you summon a succubus

>>19370562
You dont.

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Go often to christian meeting

also armageddon is coming soon

you wont suffer much longer brother

>>19366364
>Black knight greatsword

Lothric knight greatsword is GOAT but still good taste

What would you guys recommend doing to be less lazy? I think i need to stop that then maybe Jesus will help me. I am depressed and lay around doing nothing a lot. Not giving life my all.

My parents don't need much help around the home, I volunteer 7-10 hours a week every week. Got on SSI when c oming off meth and am still on it. I doubt im c apable of working full time right now while a demon berates me an possesses me and makes me do mistakes. I'd hate every second of it. I also loose medical insurance from my mom if I am employed. Which I need.

What sort of things can I do to not be lazy? If I stress myself out too much I'll probably go back to hard drugs.

>>19370784
what is that?

>>19370825
You need something you really love, for example hiking or whatever you really love. I personally think being in nature is very important, so whatever you chose, if it isn't in the natrue you should search for something else outside you like and also so that. I your position, if i was stable enough i would search for a qulifyed physician and try to get of SSI. You also should move yourself (at least 2 hours walking a day) and try to eat as healthy as you can, this is also important. You can also try to get a skill set for a certain jobs even, if you can't actualy get into them at least in the near future. Live is a struggle, but there are so many beautiful moments actualy worth it you need to just be open to see them. Much luck