>2017 September 23
>Calm morning
>People frolicking in the streets, WW3 averted after UN enacts statute requiring heads of state to give each other brojobs
>Pizzagate out in the open, pedos on the lam after further prosecution of human trafficking
>In last dark act, the pedo cult of moloch gather in Somerville, MA
>With dark incantations, they pull a demon through hyperspace into our world
>Rift pours energy into local marshmallow fluff festival hosting 100th anniversary party.
>Maelstrom of fields begin to accrue mass
>President Trump notified, begins activating Majestic-12 resources
>At 8:21PM, Stay-Puft Man forms.
>Moves with ungodly speed, blinking between victims
>All innards filled with marshmallow fluff
>Within minutes, casualties reaching levels of hydrogen bomb detonation
Proof: http://www.flufffestival.com/
>>19365060
Booty vortex will be performing sweet I'm going now
>>19365028
>>19365028
Probably something like this
>>19365488
Stop posting this stupid shit. You're the same fag that's trying to discredit the September 23 threads, and you'll have to try harder than that.
>>19365859
>discredit the September 23 threads
You honestly can't discredit them more already, considering they had no credibility to start with.
>>19365859
u mad?
>>19365488
Try this
>>19367217
Wrong
>>19365859
>discredit
>>19365028
guys I'm so high I don't even...
>>19366428
>>19365048
>Twenty floors above the dark streets of the city, Dr. Light lived in a run-down tenement.
>An eccentric and brilliant man.
>Light was a loner, a thinker, a man of ideas.
>Ideas forbidden in Illuminati society.
>The society for which he worked.
>The society in which he lived.
>The society that he would set free.
>And so Light worked, far into the night, when the watchful eyes of Illuminati robots weren't upon him.
>He'd set his skillful hands to the task of creating a device to bring about a change, to create a machine to bring freedom, to create a man to save the world.
>Twelve years Light worked and on a cold night in the year 2017, Protoman was >born.
>A perfect man, an unbeatable machine, hell-bent on destroying every evil standing between man and freedom, built for one purpose, to destroy Wily's army of evil robots. Ready, willing, prepared to fight.
>>19365028
>>19365048
I honestly KEK'd, well done lad.
>>19367915
That picture describes my life so perfectly I could almost cry.