Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?

>>19362799
Nice try, Mr. Governmant Man.

According to this im going to heaven, even tho i killed two people. I think this is kinda bs

>>19363569
Answered yes to that as well, though it was self-defense in Iraq.

Heaven also.

>>19362799
Limbo and from there ill create a heaven and hell perfected by my imagination that i can travel and visit at will.

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>>19362799
Heaven sounds gay anyway.

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>>19362799
Limbo masterrace

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great

If I'm lucky, I hope to go to Valhalla.

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Catholic here, I guess my faith has paid off.

I'm too lazy to take a screenshot but I got hell 80% and heaven 0% or something like that

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>>19363823
Satanist here
My faith in paid off too

>>19363945
I guess i got that 10% hell because im rooting for the demons

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>>19362799
Bullshit

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Already in it.

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Thought it'd be Limbo, oh well

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Welp there's worse.

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Oh well

80% Limbo

sounds alright

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This is Really Christian based isnt it...

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Why not purgatory?

Anyways, limbo master race.

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Russians hacked this poll IMHO

>>19364600
Oh damn. Who screwd my picture? It is Hell 92%

I'll see you cunts in Limbo.

Limbotard here.

>>19364647
already here
x is the real sign of the cross btw

>>19362799
This test in inherently blasphemous because only God knows where anyone goes.

>>19362799
It says I'm going to Heaven, and I hope it's right.

I'm going to limbo with all the unbaptised babies

See ya in hell
From the heaven

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Yay :)

Neither I will go to one of my gods halls, whoever decides to have me.

89% heaven
79% limbo
0% hell.
Hell yeah !!

>>19362799
Heaven and Hell are overrated. I mean, you have Angels that got thrown out(not so chill heaven) and angry god who gave his creation sin and put them with the fallen angels(what an asshole "God"). According to the Abrahamic religions and bibles, God gave all kinds of ugly orders and shit. I'm convinced you who worship the "God" according to Abrahamic religions are worshipping the Devil.

>trapped in limbo with Aristotle
fucking gay pham

>>19362799
>Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?
You are not going anywhere. You simply cease to exist. grow up and stop believing in fairy tales, fucking morons

>10. What personality defect do you have? Yes, you have one. Pick the closest one.
Where is the all of the above choice?

>78% leaves you in limbo
Hmmmm....

>>19365726
*tips fedora*

>>19365331

God knows fuck all...

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BARELY avoided going to hell.

>>19365726
>given an infinite amount of time everything that can happen will happen, someday everything that makes you you will be reconstructed in the exact same way and made to work in the exact same way

>you will look like you, smell like you and act like you, and be made of everything that you're made of now, down to the lowest level

>it'll be you, exactly as you are now, but in the future

>implying you wont be able to think and act again when that happens

I'm going where the wild things are

I got limbo

Good thing we are not judged by are works

MUH GOOD DEEDS XDXDXD
kys

>>19363755
if Aristotle is there I'm not crying too much about not living in the sky

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>>19368249
My results. It's fucking retarded, like I said, and didn't warrant a thread.

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Satan is NOT in charge of this world!

>>19368256

Heaven by 93% yet I feel somewhat disappointed.

>>19362799
Heaven. I've been reading the Bible recently, and I now have faith in the LORD.

>>19362799
>limbo

I guess it's time to slaughter some people

>>19362799

That quiz sucks

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sweet

>>19362799
I can't believe in Hell.

If there is a Heaven, and the souls there are happy with Hell existing, then Heaven doesn't deserve to exist.

>>19362799
No screencap but its limbo. Does that mean one more round of this bullshit down here? Reincarnation?

I can't believe I'm going to heaven! I'm so happy! I killed someone!

>>19369459
and why have you killed someone?

>>19369472
It was an accident. I was found not guilty.

>>19369473
was it an accident?

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>>19369486
No.

>>19369544
you are half way love. I think you know that this is why you are being tormented. Repenting your sins to Jesus and god will not be enough to compensate the pain you have caused others as a result of that death.
>i know you are a good person
>i know the suffering you have to endure because of this.
the dreams will stop when you have paid it forward. i cannot tell you how, only that you must.

>>19363822
Dubs confirm an afterlife of beer, brawling, and unlimited bacon.
Hope to see you there.

>>19368171
Time and entropy will turn everything to nothing, eventually even protons will decay and in an almost completly empty and dark universe the only sense of time passing will be on the quantum level.

>>19369770
And then boom universe again out of nowhere.

Why do we listen to this hacks?

>>19369971
>I'm too dumb to understand this
the reason must be gawd farting the universe out

>>19363945
>faith
Satanism os not a faith, you pleb, it's an ideology.

>>19362799
Limbo. How fucked am I?