>Woman sitting on a bench at a park
>Man in a trenchcoat walks over and sits next to her
>He sits quietly for a couple minutes
>A soft, deep laugh emits from him
>Lady looks at him, brushes it off
>He does it again
>She looks at him again, notices he has nothing to laugh at
>She tries to ignore him
>He laughs twice this time
>She taps on his shoulder
>He stands up and walks to the middle of the park
>Dead middle, without thinking, exactly in the middle
>It's an open field with a big crowd
>He falls to his knees
>Awkwardsilence.mp3
>He punches the ground once and laughs twice
>Everybody stares at him
>He punches again, but twice
>He laughs two times aswell
>He picks up the pace.
>He looks like Rocky Balboa
>Police are called
>By the time the police arrive he has started punching and laughing at incredible speed
>The entire police force is there, they're quivering in their boots, unsure what to do.
>They call for backup, the national guard arrive
>By the time the national guard arrived, he has achieved mach 13, which nobody thought was possible
>He starts to emit a low humming sound due to sheer speed
>His laugh has also picked up, which at this point sounds like a whistle
>Visibledentinground.jpg
>"Oh fuck, this guy again"-One of the national guards
>He starts to descend into the ground
>He is literally punching his way through the earth
>He has fought through the force of gravity in the middle of the earth and punched his way to China
>He punches his way through the floor of a ceramic plate shop
>The man behind the register recognizes him
>"Herro Ol' Diggy!"
>Ol' Diggy adjusts his tie, fluffs out his coat, and walks away like it hadn't happened.
Ole Diggy has been at it for months and none of you have bothered to say shit
i feel like my IQ has dropped a few points just from reading this
Thanks for the laugh op.
I don't get it.
>>19362413
NO DIGGITY
>>19362402
who hurt you anon?
>>19362378
Im not sure what i just read but hey alright
1976, de-colorized
American troops attempt to apprehend Ole Diggy
>>19362378
>"Oh fuck, this guy again"-One of the national guards
Does Ole Diggy do this regularly?
>>19364090
Yes, he's a national treasure and a protected meme.
>>19362378
Fucken KeK
>>19364056
>de-colorized
kek
>>19364925
In the bottom pic, it looks like his eyes are trying to see each other.
>>19362413
BRUUUUH
What is his endgame? Will the tunnels eventually collapse the planet?
>>19362378
>thread on no fap 404
>thread on chastity 404
>thread on ol diggy still up and running
What sorry as bunch of mods do you have /x/ is he sponsored by pornhub or someshit ?
Shitposting on /x/ has been taken to an entire new level
>>19364925
I'm so sick of looking at this ugly pig faced piece of trash
>>19365406
He digs therefore he is. He is, therefore he digs. And to those who oppose him, a dark endless sinkhole awaits.
>>19365686
Slit your wrists you nigger
>>19365735
Note to self: Sounds like a dangerous foe, or powerfully ally.
>>19362378
Does he ever get tired?
>>19368163
Listen, and understand! That Ol' Diggy is out there! He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop... ever.
>>19365449
At least it was a green text worth reading you dumb bitch. I can't stress how much of that we've been lacking lately. Where are the nope threads?
>>19368163
Never, he's powered by weaponized autism and tastycakes
>>19368322
They'll be a little more prevalent when summer ends
>>19368555
>summer ends
Summerfags are a meme, you fucking meme.
>>19368555
I hope Ole Diggy punches you
>>19368555
Noice! Ain't no better feeling than se/x/ in the fall.
>>19362378
>Superfast Diggy punching at incredibble speeds
>>19362640
Flat earthers btfo
>>19362378
Is it like... baby butters Herro Kitty?!
Have I told you about the blue man group?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kejKrwLnrio
wtf is this, anon?