Have any of you ever been the spoopy thing? >be me in college

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>house looks kind of like pic related
>located about 50 feet from the road
>tons of shrubs and decorative boulders and what not in front yard
>large windows that peer directly into the family room
>see this house with the lights on and from the road I can see some older man asleep on a coach while the TV is playing
>decide to be devious
>start yelling really loudly trying to get the mans attention
>no words, just loud noises
>nothingburger.jpg
>decide to kick it up a notch
>creep behind some bushes in his front yard
>about 20 feet from the window at this point
>start throwing twigs and little pebbles at the window trying to get the mans attention
>keep this up for a few minutes
>nothingburger.jpg
>proceed to scream really loudly again after every little twig I throw at the window
>finally the man jolts awake
>starts to look out his window
>I stop screaming and throwing things
>pitch black outside and lights on in his house so he can't see shit
>I can see him clearly
>he gets close to the window just staring out into his yard
>i remain motionless

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>he stares blankly outside for a couple of minutes
>I'm looking back at him from behind a bush not making any more noise
>he eventually turns around and presumably was going to go back to the couch or something
>the second he turns around I yell again really loudly
>he immediately turns around
>I stop making noise and remain motionless
>this time he only stays by the window for about 30 seconds
>he turns around to go to his coffee table to reach for a remote (I think, couldn't tell exactly what he was doing)
>Start yelling and throw a pebble at the window
>he doesn't even turn around just turns the TV and lights off
>I stop yelling and go back to being still once he turns off the lights
>his house is now pitch black and I don't see any movement going on inside
>I assume that he's staring outside his windows still
>I keep scanning the house for another few minutes thinking that he'll eventually turn a light on to go to a different room or something
>keep scanning the house for a few minutes and then I see his silhouette at a window near his front door
>he's there just looking at his front yard
>I'm still creeped up behind a bush
>eventually the silhouette leaves the front door window
>immediately yell and throw some more twigs/pebbles for a very short amount of time
>lose track of the man
>keep staring at the house for a solid 10-15 minutes
>no signs of movement or anything, no lights turn on or anything
>eventually try and sneak away from his house entirely and just walk home

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A-anon I...I think you need some comon sense.

This is not paranormal. Ill sum it up for others
>anon goes to college
>looking to get into debt for years to come
>drinking and smoking like normal college cuck
>Has a party
>decides to leave party and do drugs walking home
>finds random old man to bother
>screams at window and throws objects at his home
>terrifies an old person
congrats anon,
your an idiot.

>>19362033

>be old fag
>like really old
>get home after long day
>relax and watch some tv
>fall asleep after a few hours watching
>get woken up in the middle of the night by faggy screaming
>back in my day.telegraph
>look out window and I can't see shit
>eh fuck it decide to go to bed
>faggy screaming and pebbles being thrown at my window again
>I'm to old for this shit man
>turn off lights to get a better look
>still to old to see fuck all
>walk off and the fagging continues
>finally go outside to see the ruckus
>it's just OP being a faggot
>he thinks I can't see him
>this nigga stupid
>could blow him away with my old rifle
>nah don't want to waste the cost of a bullet for such a fag
>Op sneaks off thinking I can't see him
>what a faggot
>Go back to bed

Neck your self anon

>>19362033
No, I'm not a nerd.