I'm Satan and im locked here forever. Any suggestions?

Dick pick pls

I'll do anything for immortality

>>19361006

yeah im currently researching it
im old but i loong very young

>>19361006

the immortality will be much different than you think
you will be able mentally control every aspect of your body including chemical reactions breathing, The change of elements. It isreal but h4rd to imagine

>>19361039
Thaffuk r u sayin nigga

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>>19360989
First suggestion: Use a trip code.

Before we can help you, could you take a few moments to tell us about yourself, your history, your feelings. What's god like? Have you seen him lately? Perhaps just a general run down of who's who and what's what in the universe (from your perspective).

kthx!

>>19360989
escape

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>>19361093

If you're Satan why did you use some streetshitter goddess for the op?

>>19361160
Because Satan utilizes the DESIGNATED feces as portals for his demon minions from hell.

>>19360989
What do you mean by "locked here forever?" and "I'm Satan?"

Enjoy it?

>>19360989
make art

>>19363198
bro you're on the surface. we're on the ocean floor. keep searching.

>>19363498
Is that literal or figurative?

>>19360989
Close your browser.

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>>19360989
>I'm Satan and im locked here forever.

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>>19360989
I've come for your throne. Deal with it.

>>19360989
Hi Satan can you please ask Lilith if she likes me?
Yes, no, maybe.

Kys?