I dont go on /x/ ever, but I was looking at this and wanna know

I've tried myself at home three times. I haven't got anything that moves yet but they do form some sort of organic mass inside the egg that smells really terrible. Once it had blood inside as well.

it might not be a hoax at all if the guys' got the timing and quantity right. Also better eggs or something? Alchemy is weird and so is the creation of life.

If the thing is real, I firmly believe that at least humans have some sort of possibility to 'breed' with any species due elastic DNA.

I don't know

Alchemy is real

Magic is Mystery and Science is Understanding.

We got Chemistry out of Alchemy.

But we can still learn more like Bio-Engineering and Nanotechnology.

>>19357706
this man jacked off into an omelette

Im pretty sure it's real. I was tempted to try it but I decided against it. Seems like one of those big no no's that you get damned for.

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>>19357534
That's no homunculus, that's an ant.
>inb4 Op's an picrelated

>>19358199
Gave me an honest chuckle

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>>19357706
>tried it 3 times
>didn't take pics
>3 times
>doesn't post pics
>3

>>19359431
Go to utube, thousands of vids on this topic

I am not sure what to think of it... But I will try myself soon and if anything happens will post here. Some YouTube Videos were convincing, some were really shitty fakes

>>19359431
I would make videos if the thing was moving but they just came out as formless half-lifeless blobs that could be anything. And as the other anon said, just go on YouTube and you'll find other more successful experiments.

>>19357534
I really want it to be real.
I find it very interesting

I need some context, was there a video or something?

>>19360570
fairly sure the guy in question has a youtube channel about his hommuculus adventures. it's pretty neat and totally russian so I have no idea what he was saying in any videos i did watch a while back.

>>19357706
obviously you used fertile eggs, right?

maybe free-range fertile are the best, unless you know someone with chickens+rooster

>>19360884
For the last two I did. Guy my uncle knows has a farm nearby and sells all sorts of fresh stuff.
The first egg was bought and a supermarket and made the least smelly blob.
I plan on doing it again this weekend, I'd anything comes up I'm sure to post a video about it.

>>19361037
So what exactly is the process here? How do you begin the experiment?

>>19360884
i have a friend who has roosters and chicks. how do i know which eggs are fertile or not? I'm willing to give it a try and post results.

>>19357735
My sides are in orbit

>>19357534
You will need all of this:
magician semen
sun stone (a mystical phosphorescent elixir)
animal blood
a cow or ewe
sulfur
magnet
green tutia (a sulphate of iron)
a large glass or lead vessel
Preparation:
Mix the semen and sun stone and inseminate the cow or ewe.
Carefully plug the animal's vagina with the sun stone.
Smear the animal's genitals with the blood of another animal.
Place the artificially inseminated animal inside a dark house where the sun never shines.
Feed the cow or ewe exclusively on the blood of another animal.
Prepare a powder of ground sun stone, sulfur, magnet, and green tutia.
Stir with the sap of a white willow.

>>19362333
Thank you, I just tried it.

>>19361037
Use a homemade chicken egg incubator this time, i bet it would work way better.

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>>19360741
Is this the link? You know you can turn on english subtitles right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ&spfreload=10&bpctr=146207123

>>19357735

Perhaps next time he should add ham.

>>19361155

First, romance a chicken. It must be a hen, I cannot stress this enough.

Provide unto the chicken some wine, low candlelight, and quality feed. When the mood is right, inseminate the chicken. Cuddle with it afterwards, fall asleep with it. The chicken must not feel abandoned in the morning, this is of critical importance.

For the next six weeks, remain in frequent contact with the chicken. Take the chicken out to lunch, to movies - make it feel loved and that it is in a relationship. If the chicken feels that you are insincere, the experiment will fail.

At the end of six weeks, realize that you fucked a chicken and took it out on a date, then suck-start a shotgun.

It's your sisters vibrator for her tiny cooter.

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>>19357534

>>19357534
Yes, anyone can make puppets.

>>19357683
I don't know

>>19368114
can you repeat the question?