ghost turds

I haven't had a single solid shit in over 10 years.

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>>19356367
It just goes out of view in the u bend
I hope to god you still wipe your ass

>>19356367
Since shit can be more dense than water they sink. by sinking in the water they cause water displacement, and a current so they move behind and you can't see them.
Basically they autoflush
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>>19356386
>>19356409
>Falling this hard for government manipulation.
Wake up

For a moment I thought this thread was about Ghosts leaving turds in your bathroom.

>>19356367
my guess is that they interact on a quantum level causing a shift in reality and end up in a universe

ever walk in a public bathroom and there is shit all in the toilet? psyop government shills will say someone just "forget to flush" but i believe this is where they end up

>>19356367
it is al-fecal a trickster deity worshiped by early beduin tribes

This is the kind of quality content I come to /x/ for

"my shit is being phased into a different timeline"

>>19356431
That would be disturbingly awesome.
Imagine if people could theorethically go shit the bathroom of their enemies. Or shit anywhere near them, for example.

You bet the world would be a much more considerate place than it is now.

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>>19356367
>>19356386
>>19356409
It's called a "torpedo shooter". That's when you make a perfect hard dense turd that drops straight down with almost no splash and then shoots through the toilet pipes before you flush.

It's so rare and hard to do (no pun intended) it should be an olympic sport.

Quality thread here, people!

>>19356409
What about the ones where you wipe and there's nothing there...?

>>19356378
You should prolly get that checked out.

>>19356367
don't you mean... timeline shits