Tell a scary story in two sentences

>>19355341
Baby shoes for sale. Never worn.

Spooky skeltal. inside closet

>>19355341
ice cream machine. broke.

>>19355341
Baby Jesus born. Adult Jesus dead.

Your friends aren't returning your calls. See your name in the obituaries.

>>19355352
my nia

Can I speak to Dana?

There is no Dana, only Zuul.

Quickly look behind you.

It has already left.

Just as it happened, the news finally picked up my story today! Too bad they didn't identify the body correctly though.

>>19355341
I was crying over her body.
Then she too was crying.

Hillary Clinton lost the presidential election; Donald Trump elected as president of The United States.

shit post on slow board. nobody replies.

>>19355347
:(

/x/ was taken down years ago.

>>19355559
this one got me

>>19355559
>two sentences

>>19355367
>>19355360
>>19355559
fug

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>>19355627
>implying everyone else here was doing two sentences
>singling out one person

>>19355636
I'm merely here to stir rustling where I am able good sir.

What did they just say on the news?
Trumps trans ban has been revoked?

>>19355764
Mexican crossed the border. Cost taxpayers dollars.

>>19355341
Hello. My name Jeff.

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>>19355415
Its supposed to be scary stories faggot. Not poetic justice.

Big hopes and dreams.

All are crushed and success never comes.

My webcam randomly turned on again. Now somebody is trying to open my front door.

>>19355341
I found a pair of panties.
I buried them in the woods.

Shivers went down my spine. It was parasites.

I saw piercing red eyes look at me menacingly through the shadow stained glass, I figured it just my brother. My phone rang, it was my brother making sure I had locked the door.

the cute girl in front of me turned around to look at me. she had no face.

Took a big shit

But the shit was nowhere to be seen.

>>19355837
Gasp!

They were all hanging by the campfire in a circle. Until the ropes gave way, that is.

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Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.

>>19355856
kek

>>19355665
>"Jokes on you, I was only acting retarded"

>>19355975
>you

I must pee
Too late

>>19355985
Shit you got me

You are now aware of your tongue. And your nose.

>>19356011
You are now aware of your blinking; and your breathing.

>>19355366
fug

>>19356015
I know anon. Don't scratch yourself.

My dog has been acting strange. I think it watches me sleep.

>>19356027
My dog has been acting weird past few years. It neither blinks nor breathes since I sent him to taxidermist.

The basement door is open. You left it closed.

>>19355341
No one else is real. I think they know this.

The last man in the world sat in his room. He heard a knock on his door.

She's pregnant. She's keeping it.

Everyone is facing a corner. I mustn't look at them.

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I'm Chris Hansen with MSNBCs To Catch a Predator. Why don't you take a seat right over there?

>>19355784
Not that nigger and independently of their policies, if you aren't scared that a reality tv show fag won over a crooked pollitician with tons of connections and experience who seemingly tricked the system, then please go back to watch MTV channel.

>>19356077
Hey man, I came here for the ghosts and ghouls. Not for bitter political bullshit.

>>19356077
>scared
We were made to watch the world burn. We'll fan the flames.

>>19356033
he said scary, not funny.

Once upon a time, there was a black skeleton.

He broke into your house and stole your TV.

Your son is dead. He was killed by an alcohol.

I didn't even realise how lonely it would be to be a survivor in a zombie apocalypse. Does anyone know whether you can contract the virus through semen?

The government didn't create AIDS. AIDS created the government.

Hell is real. You will see.

I'm in the basement with my dog. I go upstairs and see my dog on the couch.

>>19356058
noooooooooooooooooooooo

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There is a skeleton inside your house right now. He's using your computer.

>>19355341
Your girlfriend calls. "I'm late" - she says.

>>19356304
Sweet, they got team volley ball?

>>19355352
Understandable. Have a nice day

>>19356337

>those tts

>THICC SKELLY

>>19356350
Girlfriend calls.But she's 2d

Push me to the edge. All my friends are dead.

>>19356073
Shotacon is legal. I'm not breaking a law

Doorbell rings. You don't have a doorbell.

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>>19355784
You really should stop being so angry all the time. It's not good for you.

>>19355769
Good lol

Have two kids and a lovely wife. Find out that your sterile.

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>>19355352

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>>19356015
you're a terrible person

>>19355341
The stomach ache is getting is getting worse so you rub your bloated belly, was it something you ate?. You feel a kick

>>19356427
This happens. Your a male.

>>19355341

This is all how it is supposed to be. You are never going to know for sure, or escape it, unless you want it to end badly for you.

Get born. Be black.

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>Brb heard something in closet
>Last online: 562 days ago

Shes here. Don't look up

>people have broken into your home to turn on the oven
>you're on vacation

You wake up in bed and you can't move your legs.
You notice you have to shit really badly.

>>19356015

Focus in your breath makes you relaxed

>>19355347
God this is getting old like a dads knock knock joke......

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>>19355341
Kaiser abdicates. Bolsheviks take over Bavaria.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight and they stop at on at a side of road and he turn to his girl and baby, i love you very much and what is it honey and our car is broken down and i think the engine is broken and ill walk and get some more fuel and ok and ill stay here and look after our stereo and there have been news report of steres being stolen and good idea and keep the doors locked no matter what and i love you sweaty and so the guy left to get full for the car and after two hours the girl say "where is my baby and he was supposed to be back by now and then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN" and the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep and the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. She gets out to check and man door hand hook car door

Everyone will suffer. (((They))) have arrived.

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See you in September!

But remember, there is danger in the summer moon above...

>>19355824
>I figured it was just my brother with his totally normal red eye color

>>19356011
>>19356015
Get on my level nerds. I'm always aware of this shit.

>>19356297

lmao this one is underrated

Welcome to /x/.
Or is it /pol/?

>>19357186
If /x/ was /pol/ it would unironically be better. That's how bad /x/ is. I sometimes wish the people on /v/ who make quality spooky threads would just raid /x/. Not with bad content, but with good content.

The /x/ generalist retards would then find themselves to have always been the cancer and /x/ would be good again.

>>19355341
Hot dog. No bun.

>>19355837
Ghost Turds strike again

>>19355360
Hm. Not bad aktually

>>19356549
(((They))) have always been here, retard.

>>19355812
Vincent Price thanks you for this one.

>>19356077
>I'm smarter than everyone, mommy!

I crave chicken tendies. Mommy isnt home.

>>19355350
Holy shit spooked

>>19355784
>supporting trump
>supporting Hillary
You Americans are a fucking joke

>>19356280
BUT WHO WAS ALCOHOL

>>19355341
Barry White was on the radiophoneia. pop music is bad for ear

You wake up and see a child staring at you through a small crack between the door and the door-frame. You're single and don't have children.

>>19355341

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling you give love a bad name.

lol it's my nephew staying over nice try fuck offf

>>19356532
>run sentence a mile long

Nigger, stay in school.

You lost.
The Game.

Don't look behind you. I mean I know you wont because you know this is cheap bait, but is it really?

We live.
But only to die.

>>19355341
I got shot. now I'm dead

selling this short story to the highest bidder

>>19357756
fuvk

>>19355341
"Everybody dies. It just so happens that you're gonna die before everybody else"

The inability to move, breathe, or use any of your senses is terrifying. Being dead is fun, they said.

Congratulations on your son, anon.

Look, he is black like his late great grand father.

>>19355341
Trump is President. Hillary is not.

>>19355341
Satan hypnotizes quickly. 1 2 3 your soul is mine.

>>19356588
Red eye color is a legit thing tho

Blinking paintings on the wall, wake up it was only windows after all

It's weird how I wake up to my dog nuzzled up against me every morning. Especially since, every morning, I have to put his taxidermied corpse back above the fireplace where it belongs

I can do it in two words:

President Trump

>>19358023
Trump survives the first assassination attempt, but not the second. Mike Pence steps up and institutes everything we feared Trump was capable of

Lost spirits wander the earth. Wake up.

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>>19358023
>>19358068

These threads used to be good

>>19355341
Shit my pants
Wasn't wearing them

>>19355341
In Strayan public library. Hear footsteps.

DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

>>19355341
The last man on earth is sitting in his house. There's a knock at the door

The last man alive was sitting at home.

There was a knock at the door.

>>19358417
Aw, this guy, thinking the same as me

>>19358425
What are the odds of that...

>>19355341
It is amazing what technology can do today. For the first time in my life i can hear someone tell me "I love you".

>>19355341
The smell of flesh intensifies. I'm turned on.

>>19355341
A crash and then a bang in the basement followed by silence.
A hiss, a light hiss, of a crocodile??

yeah go ahead rape him! rape him like you raped me.

I cut off my arm so the poison didn't spread. The arm ran off.

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I died yesterday morning. Everything has gone away now, except the pain.

The spiders lived inside the walls and the floors, but Dad got them out. Unfortunately, now the spiders live inside Dad.

The wall. Unbuilt.

>>19355834
they see my face and run.
i will always be alone.

>>19356465
Who the hell is Shes?

>>19355341
A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare to it now.

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Under moonlight I stood, wild and naked.
I felt no shame, just my spirit awaken.

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>>19355341
The phone was clawed out of her hand, the violent smack stung her forearm and face.

Under the pale moon - the werewolf standing over her body, arched its torso backwards and let out a horrific howl.

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>>19355341
Hillary Clinton ran for president. Democrats voted for her.

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pull down panties. benis.

I opened the cupboard and a can of beans fell onto my big toe. I lost my legs in 'nam.

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>>19360013
Hillary Clinton ran for president.
Not only Democrats voted for her.

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>>19355341

All my Posts. Is all Truth.

[KB's: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/boards/pol.x/subject/Knowledge%20Bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/]

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>>19355780
Nice

Next time you take a shower you'll get the creepy feeling somone is standing behind you. Do NOT open the drapes or look into the mirror.

>>19360050
I like this a lot

>>19355341
I was told that a new world order was never going to happen and that I was just a "crazy tin foil hat conspiracy theorist". The brainwashing is particularly strong in this one.

You're a kid now. You're a squid now.

10 years ago aliens touched my penis. I hear people die in their sleep to this day.

>>19358729
I want spiderdad

>>19360373
You wanted spiderdad.
You get dadspider.

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don't forget, you're here forever

Crawling in my skin. These wounds they will not heal

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DRINKYOURMILK

>>19355350
spooky skeltal.

inside you.

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>>19355347

I took a poop. It kinda hurt.

>>19355341
>

There is no God. There is only Death.

You receive a text from your friend. "Anon wtf turn on the TV your house is on the news"

"Anon your sister found your computer turned on and unlocked after you left. We are going to have a talk when you come home"

>>19361216
Wtf is that?

>>19358660
shiet, that nostalgia game

>>19361387
a sigil

with every beat of your heart you descend further into madness. theres something in your blood that cannot be cured.

>>19361426
I dont like it. Bad vibe

>>19361318
Fuck

>>19361216
I can't believe i understand this goddamn meme

>>19355341
My wife gave me a BJ last night. She's been dead for 6 years

>>19357901
>Being dead is fun, they said.
Who the hell thinks death is fun?

>>19355341
These threads are reddit-tier.

>>19357351
this tbqh.
None of them seem to be aware that it literally does not matter in the slightest way, which dumbfuck they ellect.

>>19357351
For the keks my man.

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>>19356073
fug mang

>>19361500
care to explain?

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>>19361655

Sitting at your computer, you hear three quick knocks at your door.

Your closet door.

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>>19361805
you're better off not knowing
high risk stuff

On sale: Shoe baby
Please do not wear

The world has ended. Episodes of The Simpsons still air.

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>>19361912
I can see it in this comic as well

>>19355341

I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn.

consumer teleportation hits the market. Our clones don't tell us that we die using it.

>>19355415
Oh shit, that would be ho... wait a second...

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>>19361216
Oh come the fuck on

How's your drink? It...doesn't taste like poison does it?

>>19355366
Best Creepypasta Evah

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>>19356291

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>>19356393
Stop that kind of attitude

>>19361318
>Implying

>>19361813
kek, i wanted to post that

>>19356368
Im the only one who gets it im here with you anon

I tried to post a reply. you cant reply to this thread anymore.

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

>>19362770
Penis Book
By (Your name here)

>>19355824
Your brother has menacing red eyes?

>>19355341
she pregenat. your father.

>>19355415
Gets mad trump says he wouldn't except the result unless there was an investigation. Spends every waking hour not excepting the results of the 2016 election after countless investigations that lead to no where.

I thought it was a fart.
I was wrong

>>19355341
the last man on earth sat in a room alone. there was a knock at the door.

>>19355341
Seeking roommate. Gemini sun, Scorpio asc.

>>19361216
nice

>>19355347
good old meme

>>19355824
Those are four sentences.

>>19357206
i fully believe /x/ is the only board an outside force managed to kill. The people here got too close to something and suffered the consequences.

How else can you explain the insanely-shit quality of posting here?

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>>19355341
I heard my voice. From the outside.

>>19363281
Two compound sentences.

>>19363303
No. Four sentences and two grammatically incorrect commas.

>>19363316
The commas aren't the issue. It's that there's no transitional 'and' 'but' 'then', etc.

>>19355347

Fpbp

>>19355341

9/11 was an inside job, but Bush and Cheney had nothing to do with it. After the second tower was hit, Cheney called Bush on a secure line and said only, "There are traitors in the White House," but they never discovered who they were.

>true story

>>19355824
Did you know mostly prey animals have red eyes when they get reflected in the dark? Predators have green eyes in the dark, so you need to be more concerned about green than red.

>>19363269
Sounds like my dream man desu

Anime will never be real. Even if it were, your waifu would hate you.

There is the last man on earth and somebody knocks the door

He sees missing signs on all the trees around him. He finds his name on one with todays date.

>>19355341
It was me. I was phone!

>>19355341
'Couple 'o hockey players came up to the produce stand... theotherdeey.

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>>19355415
Dude, what the fuck? Do you think Americans would be that stupid?

>>19355347
That is sad not scary OP

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. He started fapping.

>>19355559
Good one

>>19363524

It's implications are creepy.

>>19363543
Why? Most people's minds lead to the obvious that it was a couple who was buying stuff for an expected pregnancy, but do to a failed pregnancy they had the remaining babies things.

baby shoes for sale, always worn

It's been fun, but I must be going. It's almost sunrise.

Hitler is dead

If you were reprogrammed to regard all experiences as unconditionally positive, you wouldn't be able to protest your lack of consent as a nephilim ate you.

>>19361828
Aaaaahgghhhhhhh

As I was walking into the hall one day, I saw a strange shadow out of the corner of my eye that made me think of the dragon himself, and after seeing it, I became so over come with fright that I never wanted to leave my room again because I was afeared of the shadow, so I have stayed in my room for the past 50 years in constant light in order to avoid having another encounter with the creature because if I ever saw it again, I would probably die of a heart attack, so I have been wasting away my life in order to live without being slain in isolation, and now it has gotten to the point where I am running out of things to make up, so I'm just adding onto this sentence in order to make it longer because I think having a really long sentence would be amusing, and I want keep going, so hopefully nobody actually reads this part because it is just what I am thinking right now, and then I died because the mighty shadow came bursting into my room asking to borrow about tree fiddy. It was super scary.

You drank a fifth of 151 rum. Not even a buzz.

>>19355341
I wouldn't worry about it. Go back to sleep.

Open captcha. Everything is in Spanish.

Girl says you should put a condom on. Realize blow up dolls don't talk.

You told the salesman you were just looking, now you have to ask to find something specific.

>>19355849
I liked this one...

>>19356454
In the feels man...never knew I was afraid of this

>>19355555
fall asleep in dream, wake up in reality

>>19358010
Not bad anon. Do people ever taxidermy (is this a verb...to taxiderm?) their dogs? I've always heard stories, but never seen it.

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>>19364419

>>19358506
Cochlear implants are amazing

>>19358660
Daaaamn that one is spooky

Fapping alone. Heard a voice say "yesss"

We are only two on /x/

You, and me.

>>19355341

I was early. A few days later, she was late.

>>19355341
no mans sky, no multiplayer.

The spider lays it's eggs inside the host so that it's offspring can.. wait... what is that itch?

The doctor's diagnose: testicular torsion.

>>19355341
It's.
The Jews.

I was the only one in the race. I still lost.

>>19364793
But you're female.

your ded n dis iz heven.
it dont get no better den dis.

>>19355350
>>19361054
God damn Chaika.

A man sits on last door on earth.
Somebody knocked it up.

>>19355341
Black erect penis. In your anus

Drove with some friends to go camping in the middle of nowhere. When we were going to leave there weren't enough car spots.

Too many teeth it hurts.
Girlfriend never blowjob again.

>>19363524
it's a meme you dip

>>19355341
You feel a spider crawl over your foot.
When you look, it's actually crawling down your neck.

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>>19366348
don't really think ya nailed this one.

>>19361216
Is this loss?

Once upon a time, a home alone 7 year old girl answered the door. It was a nigger.

>>19355341
You drop the hand. You feel something hard.

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Watching them struggle and make a decision I would never want to make. They are stuck in water, holding their breath, under an oil fire.

>>19358534
I'm watching that episode tonight, thanks. :)

Last man on Earth sits in a room alone.
Someone knocks.

>>19355834
>the cute girl in front of me turned around to look at me.

I shivered

How do you fish bass with a rage bug? Where do you cast and when do you reel?

There once was a farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his cock

>>19355341
We were born yesterday.
But Tomorrow We'll die again.

>>19355415
He said scary not inspiring.

>>19356039
My basement doesn't have a door. Faggot.

>>19355341
Married. Twice.

Wake up in the middle of the night.

Night light is turns off.

Be american. Get shot

>Weren't there mannequins here?

>Huh, when did you move one of them Anon?

Write great story. No one replys

Life is what you make it but you're already damned.

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>>19357682
Why are you scared of children? I can beat 6 or 7 kids without even getting tired.

It's weird isn't it. Your skeleton is a symbiotic entity

If I tell you not to turn around, it'll know that i'm aware of it.
Keep very still.

>>19367337
Was that from goosebumps? What was the episode

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>>19356337

>>19356454
>>19364693
Is there a story behind the pic and the sentences?

>>19362360
Splain pls

>>19355347
The boot to big for the godamn babby feet

>>19355366
You win the thread.

>>19355341
I knew that pressing this would forever trap me in a time loop.
I knew that pressing this would forever trap me in a time loop.

Time itself has been stopped on several occasions by now, once for about 20,000 years. Of course, you wouldn't have realized, what with being frozen there in front of your computer for so long, no matter how hard I tried to get you to snap out of it.

>>19358917
Donut give up schizophrenic/underaged friend

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>>19355341
My name is Jamal Tyrone, I am attending Malcom X High School. May I date yo daughter sIr..?!

you climb the staircase out of your basement. from behind you, the light switches off

>>19363521
>having the notion that you're intellectually superior
tips fedora, also you're a beta faggot

>>19355415
MAGA

>>19355341
I listen to Pink Floyd a lot. But only after Roger Waters left.

It's true that I killed my mentor. Yet I am not his murderer.

You're 12 years old.You're alone in a catholic church.

You have 20 strains of marijuana in late stages of flowering.Some asshole steals all of them, your 3 month patience shattered.

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>>19355837
Here. Guys. I'll ruin your shits

Once I saw a gost. But the scariest part was that nobody had died.

>>19366085
it's Hemingway

Are Spiders Land Octopi
Or are Octopi Sea Spiders

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>>19367647

Your crush texts you back. Replies with I have a bf

>>19355415
7 and a half more years. Liberals will hopefully die.

Allahu. Akbar.

>>19355341
Ummmm, sweetie?
*sips tea*

>>19367604
It was only twice, not forever. The spoops were lost

>>19355347
My son was born prematurely. This almost happened to me.

>>19355341
The next poster is a skeleton. Do not trust what he says.

>>19360050
Ha

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>>19355415
Why's it always Leftyfags that start this shit?

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I'm just gonna dump some spook off the top of my head.

>It's been a week since we've been lost in the woods.
>Taking the first bite wasn't as hard as I thought.

>For our anniversary I cooked and made love to my wife like we were kids again.
>God, I miss her so much.

>It was pitch black, so I bumped my head against some wood while waking up.
>There's not a lot of room to move.

>Last week I noticed our rescue dog's tumor was gone.
>I've been hearing scratching in the walls ever since.

>"Mommy, daddy says he's coming home and he wants to take us to be a family again".
>"Dear, I told you that scares me when you say that".

>The monster shambles up to him.
>Then who was phone?

>>19367280
Be Brit. Get acid thrown in face.

Be European. Get blown up.

Be Australian. Die from wildlife.

Be anything else. Die in a way that nobody cares about or can find on a map.

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>>19371071
More from my ol' noodle:

>A cloud ruined my view of the night sky by drifting in front of the stars.
>But it didn't ruin my view of the moon.

>I feel a tickle in my throat and a funny feeling in my stomach.
>I need to throw up, but I don't want to see what comes out this time.

>An accident at work has left me blind for almost a decade now.
>But recently I've been "seeing"... things in my peripherals.

>I was born into royalty: pampered, fed, and massages any time I want.
>Mom says our friend's funny word "food" means "kings and queens".

>I've completely memorized every detail of this basement.
>They caught the killer but forgot me.

>Ghosts
>And skeletons