I summoned a succubus but now I want it gone? Help??

>>19353500
Just be yourself

My incubus vanished when i turned to God. If you speak with a pastor, they may be able to help you even if you are not a believer.

>>19353528
What kind of pastor do I need to find? I don't know what to do!

Star ruby maybe?

If real, OP, visit this site immediately.
http://www.kheper.net/topics/Hermeticism/LBR.htm

Memorize the ritual and conduct it ASAP.

>>19353544
O-okay! Thank you oniichan! I'll conduct the ritual like you said :)

How'd you do it?

>>19353581
I used Wiccan candle burning magic over the tinder dating app to try to get easy sex ^^
Suddenly
... There was a knock on the door.
The really got me off but now shes standing on the corner of the room facing the wall holding my kitchen knife :(

>>19353547
>>19353605
underage please leave.

>>19353500
try being fat and poor, should do the trick

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>>19353505

>>19353500
Break up with her

>>19353500
Fake and gay
How did you summon said succubus?

>>19353500
>I summoned a succubus but now I want it gone? Help??

Fucking why would you summon a succubus?

>>19353500
Nvm I read the reason just now.

Fuck it into submission.

>>19353505
fpbp

>>19353500
>successfully summoned a succi

lucky son of a bitch.

>>19353852
Done.

>>19353528
>Reverend niggerfaggot, I summoned a succubus and now she won't leave
imagine being a fly on the wall for that.

>>19353605
Be serious idiot, tell us how to summon a succubus.

>>19353536
try to find a pasteur with cows in it.
that,s usually where you can find the right kind of mushrooms growing

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>>19353500
When was the last time you saw someone actually summon a succubus on this board, anon? What makes you think anyone here would know what to do?

Damn, that must suck for you. I sure wish I could help, maybe I could take her off your hands. I've got a bunch of vitality to spare, so I can take one for the team.

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>>19355984

You dont want to summon spirits of the Archons.

Lilith is Samaels Wife, He is the Chief Archon.

Lilitu are Succubus.

>>19353500
Next time tell her this: "Adam and Eva are welcome in this room but not you, leave"

>>19356175
I don't know why now that seems like it would get her angry. That's like saying niggars and specs not welcome get out :-)

>>19356183
You must be a progressive person to think this.

>>19353500
we warned you didnt we?
we told you stay away from that crap.
No, you have to go fuck a ghost, you couldnt just lower your standards a bit and find some mindless normie to screw around with.
noone will touch this with in an inch of your life.
youll be lucky to get out of this deal unscathed

>>19356157
This

I want to hear some of the stuff that's happened to you that you legitimately cannot explain.