What are viable career options? I know a lot about this stuff,

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>>19348261
Astrology is incoherent BS. Your love life is what you and your partner(s) make of it. Chances are, you'll run into many brain-damaged assholes, or just people who don't "jive" with you, before you can settle into a relationship of mutual convenience with someone. That way, neither of you are expecting some unreasonable amount of attention, you're both still independent, and you both benefit from being in the same home with one another.

Also, go study something with contemporary value, like mathematics, CS, or physics. That will help to develop the part of your brain responsible for reasoning with the many uncertainties and lies you'll encounter throughout the rest of your life.

>>19348261
Try either animal groomer or hair dresser