*blocks your path* What do /x/?

>>19348197
>play Sun's Song
>hack at it while it's frozen in place
>repeat

>>19348197
360 walk away

>>19348197
*teleprots behidn u* heh heh...nuthin personal, bub *unsheahts ademantian claws*

Beat the shit out that bitch

>>19348197
Question it on why it's blocking my path

>>19348335
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*you are frozen*

>>19348197

>try to stun it to get it incapacitated
>throw it into the plane with my other buddies who went hunting
>continue to stare at it with a stun prod ready as we fly to our home base
>get to home base and carry the body to the boss
>boss looks at it with disgust as it smells like a dick in someones asshole
>"take it to the lab and hand it over to that faggot Wilbur"
>"ok boss"
>take the body with my friends to the lab and find wilbur studying meticulously over the table and jotting down notes
>friend says "hey faggot we got another one!"
>feelbadaboutthis.gif
>say "hi wilbur"
>Wilbur turns around and not a second too soon as my other buds toss the body to wilbur to purposly hit him in the back
>wilbur is shoved forward and his notes fall off the desk
>I shove the guy closest to me
>"hey watch it you fuck! you might wake up the fucking body!"
>Wilbur realizes what it is as he finally turns around and says WTF
>i run to the body next to wilbur with a stun prod and tell those assholes to stop being fucking asshats
>help wilbur put the body onto the table and strap it down
>Wilbur reluctantly tells me to leave
>i walk away as i see him injecting the body to a soon to be corpse as it is heavily sedated before operation commences
>my job fucking sucks

Falcooooonn puuuunch!!!

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>>19348197

>casts turn undead

>>19348197
suck its dick

>>19349020
It has no dick

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>>19348732
>my job fucking sucks
But your efforts will be never forgotten

>>19348732
You are the reason this page sucks.

i would wait until I have obtained the correct TM

>>19348197
Tell it I don't have any change, but the soup kitchen down thestreet has Dunkin Donuts.

>>19348197
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>19348197
>pull out my dick
>fap with my +69 gauntlet of masturbation
>bust massive nut on monster
>hand it a $20
>progress forward

>>19348732
That was just a boring nuisance to read.

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>>19348732
TLDR

>>19348320
what the fuck is wrong with you are you a bot? no mortal could post so autistically with such frequency.

>>19348197
If digits; I wrap with up with toilet paper and turn him into a Gibdo, then hang him by a tree.

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>>19348197
When I was little, I was being attacked by one of these, I would walk up to the n64 without looking at the tv, and reset the system.