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The Dark Knight in the woods just outside of our house. Me and my friends would go to this large rock that we had found about a mile past our neighbor's house we called it the alter. We frequently went there to smoke blunts but one night we went out as the Sun is setting. We let the blunt and about as soon as it got dark we were all stoned out of her mind it was crazy we were all laughing at jumping up and down and reality was in and out. About what felt like 10 minutes past but it was probably like 2.. we all got calm all of a sudden and we are hit with like this moment of complete silence. Everybody stop talking pretty much at the same time and we all just became blindly aware of something. Paranoid acknowledging yeah that was weird how we all stop talking at the same time. We decided to walk back and the trail is narrow and dark, we just got past our neighbor's house close to home and a skeleton popped out. We all ran back home sober as hell now. We get home and talk about what had just happened. But we realize we're all faggets.