How do i make a deal with satan?

for what

>>19343817
Money, Fame, power. Ill give up my soul thats fine.

Who says Satan wants to make a deal with you?

>>19343827
True. Demon? Lowly scamp? Dude im pretty much giving it away for some money and pussy.

>>19343821
usually people are chosen before birth for that sort of thing

>>19343835
If you're just willing to give it away you're less likely to get rid of it. Is your soul worth 7.50 and a dry handjob?

>>19343859
Yeah sure

Don't

>>19343797
Depictions of Satan are incredibly hot.

>>19343797
There is no Satan.

>>19343797
suck your own dick for five hours and he will appear

>>19343797
go to your local rabbi, he'll walk you through from there.

Dude just throwing your soul at Satan isn't going to attract him...

You're Like a fat drunk girl at a party...sure anyone can get some but it's not very rewarding. Be the hot girl watching her booze intake. Hard to get but more rewarding.

What I'm sayin is ya gotta reel Satan in a bit...make him interested in your soul. I'm not saying for him into a 6 month relationship before he even gets a wide of sweet sexy soul but goddamn romance the bastard a little.

Nobody wants your cheap ass slutty whose of a soul. It has to have some value to be worth anything and to pursue.

Not interested in giving up my soul orsome other shit. Just would be interested in any job openings he might have as I am currently out of work atm.

You kill someone for money.

Fucking idiot. Making a deal with Satan doesn't mean he literally owns your soul, it's a metaphor for giving up your morals and your sacred commandments for personal gain.

>>19344953
Where dp i start

>>19344982
LIterally murder a hobo in an alley for his clothes.

Congratulations, you're traded your soul for some hobo clothes.

>>19344998
Shit thats lame

>>19344982
Do Coke and steal people's shit for a living
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>>19343840
this.

>>19343797
The standard ways humans make deals thesedays