I abduct aliens

>>19341364
What do you feed the aliens?

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>>19341364
kek, this is a good one.
Who would have thought a human will abduct aliens?

>>19341453
worms and shit

>>19341489
Do they like the worms?

>>19341585
i think so

>>19341592
Good, make sure you treat them nicely!

>>19341602
bastards almost got me once, luckily i had my trusty handgun, one shot and bam, wounded alien

>>19341489
>worms
Anon, are you sure you aren't getting fish mixed up with aliens?

>>19341620
Oh shit, nevermind those niggas mean

>>19341620
Damn, son, greentext time.

aliens are quasi-physical, etheric inter dimensional beings, so wat the fuk u mean you abducting aliens

how the fuk you gonna abduct something thats not of this realm?

>>19341364
Dude... Ayyyyyyylien abduction... You got it wrong. You supposed getting abducted.

>>19341364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpXx5ROJJ20 poor Bob. He doesn't like being bothered.

>>19341364
You sound like a complete fucking retard.

>>19343872
Are you implying were the only physical entity?
Get a grip fag

>>19344493
his post is of above average intelligence for /x/

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>>19341364
Show one of them this picture and gauge their reaction

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>>19345905
Then this

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>>19345907
and finally this

>>19343872
OP is in posession of some of their fleshsuits

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>>19341364
Do these aliens per chance look like beautiful women? Do they insist vehemently that they are NOT aliens? Do they put the lotion in the basket when told to, or do you have to use the hose? Do they have agents in law enforcement and the FBI looking for you because you stumbled upon their true identities?

Welcome to the club, mate!

>>19343915
Maybe he made a mistake and merely abducted some harmless marxist hipsters.

have any aliens you abducted try to counter-abduct you instead?

how much do i need to pay you to fuck one?