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Fucking nuts conspiracy theories

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Name some completely batshit crazy fucking conspiracy theories that actually exist, stuff that doesn't even make sense and no one would ever think that it is real. I'm not looking for "The government is lizards" or "The earth is flat". I'm looking for "The earth is controlled by interdenominational, intercontinental, interdimensional, interstellar inventions created by Leonardo Da voochi (the long, lost brother or Leonardo Da Vinci) that usually shape shift into the toenails of politicians to control them during speeches. They do this so they can control the world and create an endless supply of plastic so the next race of humanoid creatures known as the "quazublans" can use it to fuel for ship to get to a distant star once this one becomes a supermasive black hole because of all of the cosmic radio waves we threw at it." kind of batshit insane fucking conspiracy theories. So if you could provide some that'd be nice.

TL;DR
Give me fucking insane conspiracy theories that really exist. I'm looking for the really fucking nuts ones.
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>>19340221
There are multiple government, private company, and intelligence operations directly related to child sex trafficking.
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>>19340235
Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum....and I'm all out of gum.
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>>19340221
we are all interdimensional, time is non-linear

we are all but wisps in the mind of God, all of this is holographic as fuk
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>>19340256
10/10
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flump
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>>19340279
beyond that, there is no space, there is no where but on the point of a grid with numerous dimensions overlapping each other and timelines strafing out and between

there are no aliens, no reptilians, the elite are controlled by higher dimensional intelligences and they/it fears humanity awakening to the reality of their multidimensionality, aka true power of the self - creators.
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>>19340302
There is no self and no soul. All things are empty of any nature or substance. This is all an illusion.
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google search the ct about black helicopters and how they breed in cows blood. ill see if i can ffind it
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>>19340310
an illusion of what?

If all things are empty, then they must also be full.
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>>19340351
here you go
http://zapatopi.net/blackhelicopters/
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Bhutanese shadow market
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>>19340365
BHUTANESE PASSPORRRRT?

BHUTANESE... PASSSSSPORT
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We are currently in a glactic cold war with a space empire centred around tabby's star.

The james web telescopes first mission is to analyse the star due to the fact that its getting exponentislly dimmer which hints at a dydon sphere around the star.

Light pulses have been observed between stars oneof those stars is tabbys star. They have already colonised multiple systems which is why their has been such a push to colinise mars and our solar system.

Congress has recently asked nasa to develop a nuclear based space and engine research a roadmap for intesteller travel.

We ar at war.
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>>19340221
The earth is atleast a million times bigger than we are taught and there invisible portal walls in all the oceans connecting to other portals to give the illusion of it's size and block us from voyaging further from the limits.

Humans thrived and deteriorated on countless continents larger and smaller than the current ones for millions of years on an ongoing cycle and each an huge catastrophic event happened we just locked that section of the ''earth'' and moved to a different section. Had the nuclear war happened we would have left these seven ''continents'' and we would've moved another continents and forgot everything and the cycle would begin again.

Thinks of continents on this ''earth'' as small rocks in an peninsula with hundreds of thousands of islands. And we happen to only inhabit 7 of the millions of rocks.
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>>19340447
what the fuck is this.
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>>19340221
Now, it is possible to have an entire city dream the same dream.
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>>19340399
o lmfao, fuk off jews, first you want to war on earth, now you want to go warring in space, for fuck's sake
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>>19340221
The yearth is hollow.
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stargate
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The light of the starts reaching earth comes from dead planets who are already gone. We are alone.
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>>19340537
that is not a conspiracy that is a fact.
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>>19340553
>a fact
is actually
>>19340221
>theories that really exist
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>>19340537
It's not like all of them are gone. But it's pretty nuts how we could look at some "Earth like planet" thinking it has microbial life at best and prepare to shoot a probe at it, only for there to be a lifeform that has since advanced beyond us.
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When we had a large voyage of 28 thousand people to Antarctica we were actually in pursuit of the Nazis that fled there and established base.
When we arrived flying sausers attacked the armies of men. Haven't been back in such a large group
since
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>>19340221
JFK shot himself
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>>19340221

[KB Thread Archives: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/]

Nothing in them is "Theories" & the Shills do not like the Always Truthful Information.
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Hitler fled to Argentina and died there.
He had a double commit suicide to make it look legit.
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>>19340585
>prepare to shoot a probe at it,
to find out that this actually killed them, but as slow light actually is, we do not know this yet.
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>>19340614
dank 50. cal noscope before the ride, the round orbited earth before coming back to dealey plaza
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>>19340616
>Truthful Information
there one thing why everyone knows why you are a LARPer. Here is a way out, screenshot with timestamp.
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Flat Earth and Crater Gigantica
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>>19340221
Look no further than Axel Stoll. Several of Axel Stoll's conspiracy theories centered on World War II. He thought that Germany colonized the moon after the defeat of the Wehrmacht.
Among other things he also thought that the Aryan race actually are aliens from the star Aldebaran and that the earth is a jail planet for those who did wrong. In his opinion, all races are coming together to kill each other.
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>>19340221
Have you heard Alex Jones on Joe Rogan? Utter madness, but I'm convinced he's telling the truth
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>>19340614
Do you want me to tell you straight up who shot JFK?

It was the driver.
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Stuff like the dark ages never happened and a huge chunk of our history is made up or missing.

The catholic church invented islam.

The british empire never died and still owns america.
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>>19340616
>Flat Earth is truthful

dropped
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>>19340713
Muss man alles wissen..
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>>19340359
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>>19340875
aldebaran flyby when ?
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>>19340886
If you are a girl please be from Berlin.

B E R L I N
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Niki manaj is actually just JZ sped up
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>>19340901
berlin is cucked like u r
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>>19340915
There are more than enough reasons to believe Berlin is cucked.
The fact that you picked, from this wide range of things, an image of a Menorah standing in front of the Brandenburg Gate during Hanukkah kind of makes me think you are a fucking moron..
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>>19340906
encore do you want more
crooky craw criddy crooky craww
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>>19340221
ALTERNATIVE 3
As early as 1962, the superpowers of Earth
undertook a secret space program to transport
an intellectual elite to bases on the moon,
where, with the labor of ordinary humans serving
as their slaves, they began to build a new world.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWqng9TnZOY
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I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>19340452
The truth.
https://youtu.be/PJpD_LmqngQ
11:35
>Earth's
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>>19341003
You heathen
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>>19340359
This site is obviously satire... like obviously obvious.
>don't get any ideas skitzo anons
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>>19340373
Kek
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Does anyone know the theory of the Machine King of Slowenia or Slovakia? I read it here once, there was an internet page and everything. Can't find anything on google but this shit was absolutly insane
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>>19340245
Either people need to start putting on glasses, or they're all going to be eating trashcans.
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>>19340925
Obviously..Anyone who uses a buzzword as a substitute is an utter moron.
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>>19340221
Jewish swimming lessons, God was raped, golf rumors (high risk)
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>>19340221
Hitler was a jew who faked the holocaust so that we could sympathize with them. This then gives them an upper hand. When they didn't need Hitler anymore, they killed him off and said it was suicide.
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Mexico doesn't exist, in fact, nothing outside of the US ir real. Everything is either a projection (neighbouring countries) or not real at all. Every time someone flies outside the country is actually killed and replaced by a clone that is a perfect copy of the original person with new memories implanted of their "trip" to another country. All travel agencies and border workers are in on it.
The US is actually a contained experiment by a race of superior beings researching our species. We live in a giant holo deck, the world outside of the holo deck was destroyed and colonized by the race that is running the experiments.
Also, the earth is flat and hollow.
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>>19340221
never gets old
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The Holocaust really happened
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>>19341553
2/4
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>>19341557
3/4
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>>19341588
4/4
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>>19340614
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Saturn sends satanic radio signals and our artificial moon amplifies them to keep us mind-controlled.
https://youtu.be/EKS2e3-z2js
Explained in this long session by David Icke.
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>>19341553
but JFK died in 1963
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>>19341658
that is what they want you to think
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Everyone is adopted. No one knows their real parents all babies are swapped at hospitals, microchip'd and injected with nanotech at birth.
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There is irrefutable proof that Paul McCartney died in 1966. Photo analysis and facial comparisons of Paul before he passed away reveal beyond any question a demonstrably different individual than the double who was hired to replace him post death.
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>>19341664
>post ends in 64
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
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>>19341599
This is like a Dec letter. It's good to see that somebody has taken up his mantle.
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>>19340221
The brain is emitting semiochemicals right before you're actually and willingy make a move.You've never actually made an independent decision.

The brain is our puppeteer.

> aliums?
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>>19340620
Prove he died in the bunker.
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>>19341832
I've this theory: The brain is the actual alien who's trying to go back home.
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Jay z is a time traveler reptilian vampire son of argentinian hitler
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>>19341832
Neuroscience, basically true.
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The "the tip of our atmosphere, and all of space, is actually glass" theory.
Something about how it's actually a huge glass dome outside the planet and that anyone who gets through the dome knows about it and can never tell the populace. Weird.
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>>19341291
OBEY
B
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There are 3.5 billion "people" on this earth. 500,000 of them are hybrids with various alien species. There is a galactic war happening above us, below us, and everywhere in between. Many famous people in history were hybrids. I can name many of them, and offer you the most "unique" history of this earth you will find. Promise. Pic related.
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>>19340221
so it's just a theory i have, but ever notice how you can see someone and never see them again? Like if you go to a big city, you see thousands of strangers, but you'll never know if you see them again, right? Well I think they're lying about the population on earth. It's not 7 or 8 billion, but closer to 10 million. I think Africa has like 10,000 people in its entirety. Half that shit is desert, right? Who wants to live there? Nobody, that's who. So they hire these actors to portray different people around the world. It's all just to push the globalist agenda for "green science" and food and blood storage for the elite.
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>>19340399
>glactic cold war
>which hints at a dydon sphere around the star.
How the fuck could we have any kind of "arms race" with a species that could produce mega-structures like that?

I imagine that either they're ignoring us or they've already thrown as asteroid in our direction and it'll hit us in a hundred years or so.
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>>19342082
Name some
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British accents are all fake. If someone uses a British accent, they're just seeking attention.
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>>19342184
Yes, no such thing as "British accent", because it's English accent.
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this one is one of my favorites... people zoom in on stars with their shitty digital cameras and assume they are seeing the star how it would look in space and not distorted by the atmosphere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tgxTCDjvBI
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>>19340447
I want to believe this. This sounds cool.
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>>19340713
Actually, the idea that Earth is a prison for humans goes back to some of the Gnostics. Maybe even further than that.
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>>19340359
>http://zapatopi.net/blackhelicopters/

hahaahhahahahhah
quick, /x/, get your AFDB's now

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
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>>19342295
Personal camcorders have created a hell of a lot of misdirection. I have seen people do this heavy digital zoom on planes too.

Pic related. The whole FEMA concentration camp / shackled trains / mass graves / coffins thing was BIG and still gets talked about today. It's unsettling, but batshit insane.
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>>19340256
I more or less believe this
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>>19340221
>interdimensional
Hammered right on the head of the nail. Interdimensional beings have learned to master the power of waves and particles. They communicate with us via the fastest known particles in the universe, cosmic rays. Cosmic rays travel at 99.99999999999999999999954% the speed of light. Very, very close to 299,792.458 kilometers per second. The closest object to the speed of cosmic rays we have measured is only on the order of 99.99999999% the speed of light, which was found colliding two particles at near light speed within particle accelerators. Cosmic rays do have a minuscule amount of mass which differentiate them from mass less photons, light. They constantly rain from above, penetrating every single object known, straight through the Earth and far beyond. Influencing the pathways of every cell of every living being. Some believe they are remnants of supernovae, collisions of black holes, or from solar winds themselves. Their origin is unknown, what we do know is they have been observed and measured. Do not underestimate the power of cosmic rays, they dictate our lives more than anyone could believe. Next time you receive a message from nowhere, think twice before you doubt those who harnessed this energy to modify the pathways of your nerves.
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>>19340221
http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/
Here is an entire site of barely coherent lunacy.
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>>19342111

lol this is so stupid, nice job anon
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>>19342295
dude needs to invest in a tripod
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>>19340221
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/sociopol_nexus7_05.htm

Nexus7 material
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>>19342370
can confirm
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>>19341627
To be honest, that video is terrifying. I am going to start having to take the gnostic position far more seriously.
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>>19340221
Contrails and chemtrails aren't for weather control. They aren't to make us sick. They aren't used to make us into sheeple, but to keep us as we are. Governments tried to use chemicals to change us but made us all into something dangerous. Not zombies or mutants, but reversed our biological forward momentum and sent us reeling backwards physically and mentally. They spray now to keep us stable;an imperfect system to save a few. No elites, no illuminate, no aliens, and no escape for any of us. Just hope to fix us before we dark age ourselves into oblivion.
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>>19341599
can someone give me the footnotes on all 4 parts please? I don't fucking speak autistic engrish.
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There is a spooky skeleton inside each and everyone of us
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>>19341627
This guy actually believes his own shit huh?
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>>19342143
Marilyn monroe, Prince, Jesus, Lucifer, Hitler, Stalin, Joan of Arc. Bunch of others but thats all i can think of off the top of my head
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>>19342327
Please expand on this, I thought this was a Scientology belief. I'm extremely intrigued by Gnosticism
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IDon't you see why the Jews want to shut down coal mining operations? They are farming carbon to make diamonds! The Jews want to use their own biowaste Instead of coal to join the continuum


He is part of a group of clones created by papa john. I'll start from the beginning.

There are only two dimensions. To break through you have to become a crystalline entity. Jewels like diamonds are super compressed carbon, basically the same as human ash. The Jews were behind the holocaust to create ash to turn Jews into diamonds. Hitler recognized the Jews as the chosen people and designed the plan to make a giant Jew diamond for all the Jews to join in a mental collective transported into space by the "bell" space craft. The bell is what created the pressure via centrifugal force as it traveled through space time.

Also papa john is an alchemist and creates better atoms for his "better" ingredients. His company funded ceti to create his atoms.
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>>19340500
Its refreshing. You can't get away from pol even when you leave pol.

I love you sir. (No homo)
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>>19340221
Why is there a pie in space? In the vacuum?
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>>19341341
......read "all roads lead to rome"

You may find what you just said rather interesting
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>>19342622
Chem trails are sprayed to dry out your lips as a government conspiracy with big balm manufactures. Gov puts drugs into the lip balm to sedate the populous and big balm gets a fat check.
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>>19341003
Absolute mad man
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>>19343177
>>19343208
Like I said we are living In a two dimensional world. How come we only see flat screens? Hitler knew this and created the bell as a centrifuges and l pressure pot to cook the Jew diamond while he traveled to the future in 1964 when the bell crashed in kecksburg. Only through meditation and starvation could the Jews transcend into the true third dimension via the crystal entity. They still continue the practice of fusing to the entity which is located at ceti. Papa john, one of the clones, funded ceti to create his ingredients but to also blast dead Jew ashes into the crystal. In return the crystal is used to power Cetis mass replicator to make the ingredients.
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>>19340768
true
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>>19342327
Got any links on that famalam?
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>>19340727
Didn't he smoke a blunt in that? I couldn't tell if that's actually what he believed or if he was just acting for the humor (considering Joe's a pretty decent guy who doesn't delve too much into conspiracy theories)
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>>19340832
>dark ages never happened
Phantom Time is wicked cool: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngOaJ4fIRSk
>the Catholic Church invented Islam
For any anons interested, I stumbled across this the other day but I can't follow most of it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL9Aw68-sbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xasfYpvVMM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWc5ct2Ov3E
>The British Empire never died and still owns America
Fun fact, I can't remember the name, but there was a British author in the Colonies who supported remaining part of England and floated the idea in the future that the British Empire would be centered in North America rather than in England.
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>>19340658
>Crater Gigantica
Care to explain?
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>>19340221
The battle of Dulce, NM.

The typical account reduces to what looks like an excerpt from a bad sci-fi novel. Moreover, it references the same framework of underground bases and tunnels that come up in pedo hunt threads. The crux of it is:

> ayys are intergalactic pedos here to take our wimminz for pleasure n' genetics n' shiiit.
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>>19340221
The Iraq War was for stargates: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebShkAASqvY
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>>19341267
This
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Oj Simpson took the fall for his psychotic son. Idk how it was covered up, it's blatantly obvious.
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>>19341267
Can you give a quick rundown from what you remember? really interested
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Our universe is the holographic projection of the matter within a black hole. The universe is expanding faster than the speed of light because the further from the center of the black hole you are the faster time goes for you. They aren't moving faster than the speed of light, they are moving faster in time.
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>>19343459
Closer to true, though. I believe the "universe" we are in is a bubble caused by the explosion of a hyper-massive black hole, and that the enclosing universe may be much larger than we have predicted.

However, the hologram theory has its roots only in a mathematical model that is actually 3D in disguise. Hint: The extra "dimension" is realized through the underlying field - the complex numbers - which are nothing more than a particular representation of O(2), the group of 2D roto-dilations (orthogonal 2D matrices). Basically, wherever you see complex numbers in use by a physicist, it means that physicist thought there might be some use in computing a negative length.
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MK Ultra
Aliums
Beyond 3rd dimension perspective
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>>19340452
Schizophrenia
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>>19343177
>>19343304

Go to bed, C.J.
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>>19343304
Where do you get your weed, bro?
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>>19340221
The Roman Empire still exists and controls the world. They're based in Greenland.
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time to get busy
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>>19340832
>>19343367
more on fake history?

/x/ should devote more attention to the Mud Flood, look it up on youtube
LOTS of cities in europe are half buried, and there's evidence of a massive flood around the 18th-19th century, coincidentially around the same time people claim the fakers of history started building ruins, (greece/rome/egypt( etc.
but the mud flood definitely goes deep. half buried cities, EMPTY cities,etc.
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>>19343825
CETI
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>>19343867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1gUYYs2vvw
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>>19344111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlaIWqIXlC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJsf5TREl8M
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>>19344123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETyyIAWDOlI
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>>19343874
I need ayy weed BHO just isn't enough.
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>>19340221
>batshit insane fucking conspiracy theories
Big Bang
creating everything out of nothing all at once
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>>19340221
>Fucking nuts conspiracy theories
Darwinism
primal chaos accidentally organizes itself into your mum
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The brain is literally a foregin parasite that came from another world and evolved along side of us.
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>>19340863
get lost shill
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>>19340616

Go away you roleplaying faggot. I hate your pyramid bullshit.
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>>19341267

Of course the most fascinating post here is just left dangling with no elaboration or follow-through.

>>19340399

Wuld b gud except that any Dyson-Sphere using civilization would be so far beyond us that any concept of war with them would be absurd.
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>>19340447
I keep having dreams that the earth is actually much fucking bigger, and the area we inhabit and know as earth is just a small patch of land.
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>>19341627

How exactly would an alien race that can build a space craft the size of the fucking moon not just enslave us through direct military might? Once you're in space and can stay there you've basically won, a redneck with a stolen flying saucer could just drop towed meteors on major cities and military bases until Earth surrendered to the new Emperor, much less a fucking Death Star with a B-track of telepathic control. Never mind SATURN
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>>19343867
>18th-19th century, coincidentially around the same time people claim the fakers of history started building ruins, (greece/rome/egypt( etc.

Are talking about Christopher Pfister?
http://www.dillum.ch/html/manifesto_historical_criticism_ch.pfister_2016.htm
He's more radical than Fomenko.
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>>19343433

Preach brother.
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>>19340245
It's time to chew ass
-Dick Kick'em
>you got it wrong pleb
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>>19340235
I don't think it counts if it's true and there's evidence...
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>>19340245
Modelo effect is real it's actually "time to kick gum and chew ass and I'm all out of ass."
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>>19340221

The moon is full of water
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>>19343351
Original poster here. (not Op)
I think he's a decent guy as well, I don't think he smoked anything but he did have a few glasses of liquor durring the podcast.
>Also I've been a daily weed smoker for about 7 years now and I can tell you it doesn't fuck you up in the way the media keeps telling us it does, it's actually quite hilarious when I hear them trying to explain how weed feels and what it makes you see and do, it's always a akin to a childs fantasy than reality.
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>>19341677
can i see this irrefuteable proof?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30
This.
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>>19340727

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30.

Wew lad.
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Evolution is Non-Darwinian.
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>>19341248
t.gman
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>>19341267
I think you are talking about Francis Dec, he had a computer god of slowene.
http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/rants.htm
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>>19343433
Explain please, never heard this theory
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>>19343850
It's not like they're going to tell us anything. But who knows, maybe they'll let something slip. I did hear 3rd hand that Johnson's people in Texas were bragging about taking out JFK. I haven't lived in Texas for about a decade though, and I wasn't really close with those people.
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Pharmabro martin scarelli purchased a secret copy of Steve irwins death tape for 5000 bitcoin.
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>>19340221
without fish-eye lens
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>>19341006
So Earth's doesn't mean multiple planets like it sounds but an obscure metaphor for a another large area of the same planet
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>>19340553
Not most of them duderooski. There are countless more stars and planets yet to be created
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>>19346193
What if Francis was right all along?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOYrCHi7yjM
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>>19340768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguBcLpWBS0
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>>19341677
Post it. Post it now
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>>19342057
Thats some crazy shit. Post proof
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>>19340221
Nah, the flat earth is the most retarded of them all
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>>19340221

why is this a picture of a pie in a tin sitting on something in orbit over earth
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>>19342082
Bro there's more than 10k people living in sexy ass green and water laden Botswana. No it's not all desert the whole continent is surrounded by ocean
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>>19342284
No Californians have an English accent
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The last expedition of humans and hybrids left in aincient egypt. Christ is an agent of that body of power and came to tell us to surrender since he is one of the leaders of his organization and time is nothing to them because they can move faster than light and time itself hence the coordinates of the egyptian pyramids mirroring the equation for the speed of light. stories of those sons of gods are actually clones that came to war against man that christ body of power created. christ himself could of possibly been a test tube baby or a clone hence gabriel impregnating mary through "spiritual means" its most likely christ is a clone of himself and his conciousness eventually caught up with him to fullfill his agenda possibly why he clearly states he is the alpha and the omega the bright and morning star christ aka lucifer.

let me know if i should continue
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Yahweh is a dragon

1. The highest heavenly creatures are called Seraphim, a word which the highly esteemed and scholarly Jewish Enclyclopedia states means "fiery flying serpent", though medieval Christians have transformed these "dragons" into the more familiar, swan-winged, "cartoon" angels of popular culture. When the ancient Jews translated the word Seraphim into Greek, the word they used was drakon, which is the word our modern "dragon" is derived from.

2. The only graven image/idol Yahweh ever permits is that of a "fiery flying serpent", obviously his personal image, This image has supernatural powers, and Yahweh allows it to be freely worshipped in Solomon's temple. As soon as the idol is broken, disaster befalls Israel and it has never recovered until the late 20th century.

3. The flood story of Genesis is believed by most Biblical scholars to be a "retelling" of near identical, yet far older Sumerian versions in which the God name Enlil, who is also subservient to a greater Creator God is called "a Great Serpent-Dragon of Heaven". His hymns also associate him with rainbows as we see in Genesis, and he is called "the good shepherd".

4. Some scholars acknowledge that the Name Yahweh comes from the Cannanite Dragon God Yaw, who like the Biblical Yahweh is a god of storms and floods, but is a "son" of the true Creator Elohim, also the name of the Creator in Genesis, not Yahweh.

5. Virtually every world culture had identified the winged intelligent dragon as a real creature, and most of the earliest cultures recognize it as the creatue that brought them knowledge of agriculture and technology. This is also true in the Judaic legends with the reptilian "watchers".

6. In Exodous, Yahweh leaves his dragon sized tent, and flies ahead of the Israelites to burn away impassable briars and scorpions. He marks the route by spewing smoke and fire.
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>>19346707
7. Yahweh plops his huge dragon body in the bed of the Jordan River upstream to divert its flow so the Hebrews can cross its bed to attack Jericho.

8. He is specifically described spewing fire from his mouth and smoke from his nostrils, exactly like the dragon like Leviathan that the Bible states he "plays" with. (A female dragon?)

9. Many biblical passages imply that Yahweh physically consumed his meat offerings unlike the "fake" gods of other cultures. The Bible is very specific that Yahweh wanted salt on his meat as well, suggesting these offereing were physically consumed and not merely burned to ashes.

10. Like many legendary dragons, Yahweh occasionally "consumes" humans as well, to include two of Aaron's sons who prepared a sacrifice wrong. In scripture, Yahweh demanded the first born of all Israelites, but the bible says it was possible to pay him money instead, on a sliding scale, also indicating the univesal dragon love of hoarding treasure.

11. The preferred prey of dragons in most cultures are "human virgins" for reasons which are not entirely understood. This trait is very apparent in the Bible as well, where Moses presents Yahweh with 32 Midianite virgins after the Israelite destruction of this tribe. No more is said of them so we can only assume they were "consumed" like Aaron's sons.
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>>19346713
12. The Persian Zoroastrians, whom share much reiligous doctrine with Christianity clearly state in their own scriptures (the Denkard), that the "God" of Judaism and Christianity who watched of the Israelites and provided their laws was a dragon, and brother to the dragon Ahriman in their own religion. Interestingly, the storm dragon of Sumeria who flooded the world happened to be brother to the dragon Enki who livied the the garden of Eden and who "tricked" a man named "Adam" out of eternal life.

13. Some Christian gnostics also state Yahweh is a dragon in their scriptures.

14. Jesus stated the Pharisees were worshipping a creature that was NOT his father. Many Christians claim Jesus meant Satan, but this does not make sense, for the Jews clearly worshipped Yahweh and clearly recognized Satan as a distinctly different creature which they definately DID NOT worship. Could Jesus have been referring to the Yahweh dragon? After all he did not call to Yahweh from the cross, but to El. The first paragraphs of the Bible show these are two different entities, for El's creation story is completely different from Yahweh's, far less scientific one.

15. Yahweh is described with "feathers", as depicted on most of the most acnient dragon wings and this idea lasted until medieval times, after which dragons became less commonly seen. Saphira in Eragon is reminesecent of these ancient dragon depictions, and probably inspired the design of this character.
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>>19340221
Magical random number generators from the 11th dimension created information from nothing creating the universe and all the life therein.
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>>19344402
Nigga just say oil. A lot of the shit you buy doesn't even use butane anymore
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>>19343832
Why would you reveal that
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There is an alien probe orbiting Earth for over a century called The Black Knight.

All attempts to capture it have failed.

Nicola Tesla heard broadcasts coming from it.
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>>19346736
shut the fuck up you purposely snitched when you confirmed it and you got me indirectly dry snitching by calling out your bullshit


jesuits sage this shit
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>>19344509
Well he likes the same porn I do so who cares
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>>19344823
Why would it be
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>>19340221
we all died in 2001. if you are born after that year you are a simulated person.
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>>19340310
Sounds like teen angst, or nihilism. >Everything is nothing because it's all a joke you pleb.
No answers whatsoever.
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I read a book once. In a section it told of a man who went deep into the South American jungles and met a tribe. He chewed this weird concoction of herbs and began getting visions. He said he saw reptiles flying to earth escaping their enemy and continue to this day to hide out amongst us.

I know you said no reptiles but it was the most mental thing I've heard that wasn't from Alex Jones.
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>>19340713
I read a book which said that a man saw very short long blonde-haired aliens ordering around bigfoot creatures to carry things for them.
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>>19340768
As wild as that would be, the blood spray in the picture is directed forward, so it's unlikely that that could be a thing. Could just be the angle of the pic, but...unlikely.
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>>19343507
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/search/site/mk%20ultra
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>>19346753
Any form of evidence?
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>>19340221
The lost years of Jesus was cause he went east to India where he learned Buddhism and came back and tried to explain a dumbed down version to the sand monkeys and they killed him.
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>>19340256
>we are all interdimensional, time is non-linear

Mind blowing what really proved it for me. Once saw a picture of a bunch of holy men in India and I just think oh I bet hes not legit as in enlightened then I do a close up of his face and its like hes looking straight at me like oh yeah motherfucker!? Im like oh shit!

pic related guy on left
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>>19340447
reminds me of pic related
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>>19340221
Not really a theory, per se, but God actually works in very mysterious ways.
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>>19343304
wat
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>>19340235
Very quick, shill.
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>>19347235
lel
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A majority of the world's population is subtly manipulated and hypnotised through radio waves and chemical dosing. Nothing you do or think is coincidence. The fucked up thing is the people who initially started this might be victims by now too. Nobody knows who is pulling the strings and any idea you have about it will be wrong since they're completely blacklisting that train of thought from your brain with wave coding, which you are being made susceptible to through the biochemical cocktails in the water, food, and air. You are a marionette and everything you do is coordinated closely to fit the grand plan. The only way to be freed is using chaos theory to subvert your expected programming, allowing you a moment of un-controlled thought. Drugs might overload the radioactive and chemical signals for a second, allowing you to pierce the veil and look at the puppeteers in their hidden dimension, but you will he able to fully comprehend and remember. Most paranormal events can be traced to the extradimensional masters or your coding malfunctioning. Free will is an illusion in that it is a closely monitored construct. Your very consciousness is subtly manipulated. And nothing I said was true because they wouldn't let me. Which proves its validity. In that it is untrue. Or rather that's what I need to come across as. Break free.
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>>19341332
go on plz
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>>19340221
North Korea is actually a paradise and the most spiritually advanced society in human history and everything you hear about it is 100% lies. They achieved enlightenment almost half a century ago. Their founder was actually the first and only human after Buddha and Jesus who achieved enlightenment. Think about it. Would backwards people really be able to create nuclear weapons, something which maybe 10 countries ever achieved?

They used banned knowledge from Tibet to create a perfect utopia where man achieved peak spirituality and got rid of burdens like greed and competition. They are capable of telepathy too and travel in other dimensions and they have contact to other civilized aliens in the galaxy. Other countries don't because aliens only contact civilized countries.

If it was ever leaked how good North Koreans live it would basically bury the Western, capitalist system which is based on unhappiness.

The North Koreans participate in this deception too for pure survival, since telling the truth would result in their nuclear annihilation. Communism is nothing but a mask. However they know that they can't keep lying forever, so that is why they developed nuclear weapons on their own.

TL:DR: North Koreans are the first truly civilized nation on earth and they look at us like any people would look at savages: with disgust and fear.
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>>19348257
This reminds me of something. Haven't the rulers in 1984 perfected their system to such an extent that even the leaders themselves genuinely believed it was a good system? Like they forgot about the bad things of the system and then forgot about forgetting, which resulted in double-think. The system even eliminated the human component which can be faulty and became the perfect totalitarian enslavement.

I think the Illuminati operate in a similar way. Basically the personality is split into 2. One abuser and one victim. The people higher in the hierarchy abuse the ones below since early childhood. Really traumatizing stuff like torture. And the guys at the very top are the ones who engage in double-think and would deny the knowledge of any of the bad stuff even under a lying detector. The evil gained their own life and is hidden away inside them and only comes out with hidden triggers.
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>>19342645
learn to read idiot
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>>19348355
There's always someone on top of it, the system it's perfect as it could have been for his creator, but the world changes and the faults get hidden.
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>>19348451
The world isn't changing.

They are changing.

The world is simply the projection of their internal worlds.
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>>19346707
>>19346713
>>19346714
My nigga, my dawg, my man, you gotta site some sources. For example,
>The only graven image/idol Yahweh ever permits is that of a "fiery flying serpent"
Is this the healing staff that Moses used?
> Yahweh leaves his dragon sized tent, and flies ahead of the Israelites to burn away impassable briars and scorpions
Never heard of god flying out of giant tent
> He is specifically described spewing fire from his mouth and smoke from his nostrils
>Leviathan that the Bible states he "plays" with. (A female dragon?)
Never heard of wither of these, especially god "playing" with the leviathan.
>Yahweh is described with "feathers"

I'm not saying you're making this shit up or anything, I'm just saying I've been around the block and have never heard of any of this.
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>>19346753
it fell.
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>>19346753
Radio free albemuth
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>>19342393
>more or less

JAJAJ ke manco
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Craziest shit ever. There are no aliens. All of the same seed. Just grew up different. Light=knowledge Love=Why Dreams=reality
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>>19348956
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>>19348300
Why is there niggas on the roof?
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>>19340235
That's true though.

>>19340602
>we were actually in pursuit of the Nazis that fled there and established base
That's true too, look up post WWII arctic explorations. There's a reason the nazis were so interested in the place.

>>19340620
That's also very probable.

>>19341341
That's a good one. Just enough truth to go insane.

>>19342379
Fema camps are real, just not in the deathcamp sense. That's the result, not the goal. They do stockpile coffins and mass graves though.

T. Disaster planner for local hospital.
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>>19340221
you ever have dreams or memories that somehow lurk in the back of your mind as if they actually happened? or when you're in the middle of doing something and you start to remember dreaming about the exact gestures you're doing? the multi-verse is real and when this happens, the universe where it actually happened somehow the vibrations matched your vibrations so they became your memories.
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>>19340727

I don't know. His description sounds a lot like the Roko's Basilisk meme.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Roko%27s_basilisk

But I kind of believe him about it though so maybe Basilisk is real.

Oh shit it gave me a helicopter for my captcha!
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>>19349262
Nice try, but I'm not falling for that one again.
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>>19349262
I don't want the Germans to be utterly destroyed, I just want Me*rkel to fuck off.

t. eastern Eurofag
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>>19340447

ALTERNATE

TERMINAL

PARALLEL

CROSS-DIMENSIONAL

SEEK THE TRUTH DJX458JG54NMSJDF84
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>>19340235
Damn yeah i believe that
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>>19340713
FUCK ME M8 THATS WHAT I BELIEVE
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If you want a crazy ass conspiracy with tons of material you can check out http://www.heavenly-angels.org/english/default_en.htm

Some shit they include in their theories:
More than 7000 pages of texts and more than 5000 pictures and articles (like pic related).
Basically there are over 2 million extraterrestrial races out there and this guy Ivo is trying to evacuate earth so we can spread love and brotherhood between us, hes fighting the government demons because they want to chip us and enalave us
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>>19349863
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>>19340302
There's power Jews lobbying for western civilization's destruction, while also lobbying for their own ethnostate in Israel.
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>>19340235
>>19340235
>There are multiple (((government))), (((private company))), and (((intelligence operations))) directly related to child sex trafficking

ftfy
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>>19348182
Shills are on the opposite side, bub
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The sun is shifting from yellow to white, and the planet should've burned sterile back in 2012. Chemtrails are the government keeping the planet cool long enough to finish developing synthetic bodies for the Singularity. 2045 is when chemtrails won't work anymore.
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>>19346765
And everyone born before that is ...?
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Black goo / arachnoid ai conscnoiusness taking over planet earth.
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>>19348300
>capitalism is bad
>a system based on consensual transactions for mutual benefit is somehow rooted in unhappiness
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The whole point of humankind is to ascend the gypsies. They are the chosen nation, always capable to exploit other nations. The whole earth is their garden of eden, they take anything they want because they are the rightful owners. Not grasping the decadent concept of possession and having powers we consider paranormal, they are true children of god. Every attempt to punish them makes them stronger and smarter. They are truly made by God's image.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5RWofyyXdY
rocks are petrified remains
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>>19346801
Ayahuasca is one hell of a drug.
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>>19340221
The moon is actually made of cheese, when Neil Hamburger landed on it the scientists didn't know if it was Gouda. And the Swiss have a subterranean base, but that is Nacho information.
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>>19346687
do .
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>>19353030
>The moon is actually made of cheese
There may be more evidence for Darwin's theory, but still
they're both just theories
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>>19352655
0:28
Talk about yer hotdog down a hallway!
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Heavy shipping is way more efficient than it has any reason to be. Usually we brush off any questions with made up nautical jargon. We hope to have real answers once we can run simulations on fluid flow with quantum computera.
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>>19344595
intergalactic space force or whatever. Since they're beings way more advanced then us they can't directly take control without facing the wrath of everyone else (other advance beings). Saw this somewhere on /x/ before
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>>19347973

yup it's gotta be true
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>>19340221
everyone is just a slave to the 1% of the population that controls the world. fact that we have no real freedom confirms this. the idea that we need to conform to a set of rules because it is "normal" and have to work jobs proves that we are slaves. as humans we should be able to do anything we chose to, like punch an asshole in the face, or not have a job. but most of the time we get sued due to the rules they imposed to keep us working for them.

i cannot wait for someone to target these so called "higher ups" one by one and kill them. cant wait for humans to use the barter system again. wouldnt be suprised if the people "above" worship the devil himself.
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>>19352185
>mutual benefit
lol
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>>19344823
This one's supposed to be somewhat true. An impact from I think part of the Apollo space program resulting in a constant moonquake for something like 10 straight minutes makes it likely that the Moon does actually have water underneath the crust. The water would presumably keep it "ringing like a bell" as the effect was described.
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>>19352655
So why are all these fossilized giant-guts just lying around? Why doesn't the big vagina have a big belly button somewhere above it?
God truly works in mysterious ways.
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>>19341267
If you're referring to Francis E Dec's Communist Gangster Computer God, the man himself did actually believe in it as he was an actual paranoid schizophrenic; indeed he was the originator as it was from his delusions.
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>>19352655
This is wild and crazy and fascinating, but he kind of lost me when he started saying Stonehenge is a foot. Is this for real?
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>>19343177
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>>19348355
The leaders in 1984 did believe it was a good system but only sometimes and I think only through doublethink, though they probably did do so as a safety valve to get rid of any chance of remorse in addition to the general brutality of the superstate socities. Otherwise they recognized and reveled in the cruelty and ultimately naked power lust of Ingsoc and its counterparts in Eurasia and Eastasia - they'd created it close to solely for said self-aware evil that the systems were meant to bring about and maintain for eternity. They did use doublethink in the ways mentioned, presumably also for both a sadomasochistic view so they could enjoy their own "equal" trampling by the Party. I think all the real rulers of the superstates at some point went through what Winston did so they would rule forever and because anyone smart enough to be able to govern would both potentially be a threat or at least someone who managed to get away from their dominance (they probably HATED the thought of someone like Winston dying before they finished destroying his mind) and because of the built-in unpredictable sadism that resulted in never ending purges of "Goldsteinists".

I like to see the Party as a rapist that wants its victim to struggle futilely when it doesn't want to control them in other directions - not one that can truly escape it when possible.
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>>19344595
Humans always rebel. To control humans, you have to make it seem like they are not controlled at all.
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>>19346545
more like having problem with Atlantis, so it was destroyed/removed from Earth or this universe/dimension/time.
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>>19340221

governments are dealing drugs trough secret agencies and military
you can find it out at areaa 51
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>>19340221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo5W7EWPwY0
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>>19354520
That is Iran/Contra level shit. It's known to everyone who actually read a history book. Governments take over countries to just for sugar or bananas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnqSpeeFoMQ
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>>19348182
wtf? Shills are the ones who would deny such an obvious statement of fact.
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Ayys take people, sexually abuse them, video it ,then sell the tapes to the underground Ayy lmao market. Awesome if true.
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Testimonies which are true but so mind blowing that nobody will ever believe them:

Ted Gunderson: Ex FBI director spent his time investigating milk-carton kids and discovered a massive child traffiking and satanic network.

Lou Baldin: Shares some of the truth of the ET presence, everyone has their own experience but there is crossover re the spiritual.

Ingo Swann: lead talent on the remote viewing phenomenon, spoke of viewing the presence on the moon.

These are big pills to swallow, many would never believe no matter the evidence presented.
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>>19346467
it's beautiful
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>>19354780
You forgot dr Peter Beter , Bill Cooper, and Phil Schneider
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>>19354819

Peter Beter, maybe. Cooper and Schneider no. Same with Bob Lazar a disinfo agent.
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>>19354819

Peter Beter, David Icke. How to coverup something that's right there in front of everyone's eyes? Just tell it like it is but include organic robots and reptilians. Now anyone who talks about the elite cartels looks like a nut because they're instantly associated with organic robots and reptilians.
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>>19345500
I fucking love this.
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World Health Organization headquarters are actually not Geneva, Switzerland...
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>>19355023
W.H.O. lives in a pineapple under the sea.
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>>19354723
The person making those can't even spell some foreign names correctly, which, considering their access to the Internet, doesn't make them seem credible.
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>>19340221
>>19340235
Adrenochrome is real and they are harvesting it from living humans.
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people who hop onto everything in the mainstream media trying to find conspiracies in it.

this one in particular was about the guy who died on the state fair ride in Ohio
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>>19355061

Adrenochrome is easy as fuck to synthesize, easy as fuck to purchase on the clearnet, and the high is shitty as fuck adderall or modafinil is closer to a limitless drug lasts alot longer too.
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The Illuminati are real.
They have garnered biological nanotechnology that allows them to take control of the human brain, and thus the body.
They are a spiritual folk who know of the great work of the Father. The great work is to produce a second Christ, the fully divine human, from the body of mankind.
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BUGS BUNNY IS REAL AND HE RUINED MY LIFE
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my conspiracy is that bill gates is doing much more to africa than just "helping" them.idk like experiments or want to extinct them or some shit idk
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civilization is way older than we're told it is
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>>19354819
>Peter Beter
HOLY CRAP, LIKE FOR A FREE IPHONE 5
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>>19341422
What if I was born outside the US?
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Hitler Fled to Argentina and waited for Himmler to give a ''green light'' to come and join him trough the entrance in antartica to hollow earth where the native beings already agreed to their arrival aslong as they don't cause trouble as they don't involve in the way of man. So Himmler gives a greenlight and Hitler joins him.
Due to Hitlers bad condition after many years of drug abuse and old age had to give Hitler a new body, and build him into a robot. Himmler then a few years later found out how to rejevunate the body whole and still lives to this day with Hitler and a breeding pack of SS soldiers preparing to take over earth with far advanced superior technology. Hitler will then rule as a robot over his Reich. Ending all political and financial schemes and make all non aryans a slave to the aryan race. Not even illuminati saw it coming! Hitler will then launch a jetpack and search in space for other civilisations to take over whilst Himmler rules with an iron fist over earth.
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this one is true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-z4mOr0AU
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muh russia collusion
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>>19340245
Let's have at it.
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>>19340447
My dad had a notebook where he used to draw stuff when he was a teenager. And i remember he had a phase where atleast 50-60 pages were filled with strange maps which contained countries with code names.
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Mandatory page 10 bump
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>>19340221
We are in a dying Universe. Our little corner is the last remnant of life that is slowly fading away. It won't die for a few billion years...but Vast societies have come and gone for trillions of years. They are all dead, Our solar system is the final few pages of the book of reality.

The universe will cease by loss of energy. Coldness into inert nothingness
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>>19358983
>coldness into inherent nothingness
So do you link the first flame or...?
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>>19355061
and penguins...
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Reptile MBD = Metabolic Bone Disease

Patients with severe MBD may present with a jerky gait when walking, repeated tremors and twitches, lethargy, muscular fasciculations, paresis and seizures.

The cause of MBD is an imbalance of Calcium:Phosphorus:Vitamin D

They needed Uranium to turn on the stargates for reinforcements from Saturns moons. They needed organs and bones for food, skin for disguises, and blood to revitalize the dead skin disguise. They used white phosphorus to balance calcium levels. They cant get UV light for Calcium+Vitamin D because they wear our skin, this causes low calcium levels. They put us on a diet of dairy and red meat - a sin beast diet to neutralize our light - but they forgot this depleted our bones of calcium. The phosphorus was too strong, it causes CaP stones to form in the stomach. The 'beasts' hide below because we massacred them while Satan was trapped.

The reptile existed in Eden not by God, but by Satan (The Great Dragon). As above, so below. God above, Satan below. Lucifer is not Satan. Lucifer was the strongest of light, he aspired to be God - he learned he would never be God status and left the Kingdom of Heaven in search of a way to create light - he found the below. The below has light through coal (dark matter) - forged by fire and pressure. When Lucifer discovered this he also found Satan. Lucifer used his knowledge and attempted to dethrone God with gems and gold. When he lost the firmament was torn, but Satan had a path to obtain light. He used Lucifers knowledge of light to wage war - the Nephalim were created from the reptilians of Satan and the sons of God to fight this war. Solomon of David trapped Satan, the war ended for thousands of years and light powers were lost. Christ returned to teach man(Jews) the powers of light and sound - they were to spread this knowledge in preparation of Satans return. This knowledge was instead sold to Satans golden cow. The 33 fallen are now Satans hope.
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Sphere cucks still exist?
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>but muh ISS

Go fuck yourself
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>>19355030
That's semantic. These are all real posts and facts that can be found yourself. They are true, it doesn't matter if they're spelled wrong.
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>>19340221
Everything on this image is true. If you don't believe something on this image you need to do research and if you REFUSE to believe them you are most definitely bluepilled.
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Oh look another "le flat earth a crazy wacky theory on par with reptillian shapeshifters, and ayylmao xddd" yeah fuck off
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>>19341627

>Hexagons, cubes, eyes, cows, horns, beards, crosses, snakes, Santa Claus are all elements of Saturn worship

Will he shut the fuck up?
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>>19341627
Oh hey look a disinfo agent to make conspiracies look bad.
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>>19351445
dead. he just fucking said it
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>>19360424
but I was born before that and I'm alive
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Has anyone got any theories about the swastika?

Think about it, it's an icon that has popped up in stone/Iron Age Britain, across Asia, Europe and I believe even the Americas. Though I'm sure it is sic prevelant because it represents the four positions of the stars throughout the yearly cycle/the seasons.

I just find it interesting that imagery can be global without any connections made between peoples. Like the bow and arrow and sling. Developed independently across the world. Sure it's an "obvious innovation" but it's just interesting.
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>>19360552
the swastika was some indian symbol of luck or something before it was flipped and used by hitler
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>>19360876
Well no. It's used by Indians yes but as I pointed out in my post, it's also found across Europe, Africa and Asia. Not just India...

Hitler didn't just grab it. It has a different meaning within Europe as it does to asia
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>>19360552
>>19360876
Retards who dont know history
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>>19340221
Why Devil Worshipers Have The Missing Crown of Liechtenstein
This is why Devil Worshipers want the Missing Crown of Liechtenstein. Quoting the book, "Liechtenstein: The Princely Collections" ISBN# 0-87099-385-2:

"According to Emperor Rudolph's physician, Anselm Boëtius de Boodt (1550–1632), diamonds have an inherent power that wards off evil spirits, rubies protect against illness and poison and will warn the wearer when danger threatens by turning dark, and pearls strengthen the health of the wearer and counter the effects of poison"
The Stolen Ducal Crown of Liechtenstein was designed as a shield against evil, according to their alchemy beliefs when the Crown was made. That's why Devil Worshipers have the Missing Crown of Liechtenstein. Pertinent pages from the Liechtenstein art book are here in this pdf, and also see the Wikipedia article about The Missing Crown of Liechtenstein aka the Liechtenstein Ducal Hat.

Also see Liechtenstein's Missing Crown: Proof It Exists, Not Fiction.

The Liechtenstein Crown (ducal hat) was designed as a shield against evil according to their alchemy beliefs when the Crown was completed in 1626.

The ducal hat of Liechtenstein, commissioned in 1623 by Karl von Liechtenstein, completed in 1626, was discovered missing in 1781 following the death of Prince Franz Joseph I, and still remains lost to the House of Liechtenstein today. In 1976, the people of Liechtenstein presented a replica of the Crown to Prince Franz Josef II on his 70th birthday. The replica is based on the only drawing of the Crown, dated 1756, and is on display in the Liechtenstein National Museum.

1756 gauche drawing of Liechtenstein Crown

replica of crown

I personally saw the Crown on an NSA Devil Worshiper's witch's altar in 1982. Read 1982 MKULTRA Brainwashing Details & My Sighting of Liechtenstein Crown.

http://www.usa-anti-communist.com/ard/Why_Devil_Worshipers_Have_Liechtenstein_Crown.php
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>>19360890
post examples of it being in europe, africa and asia before the 1940's....if true that doesn't mean it didn't come from india
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>>19343099
are hybrids aware that they are hybrids?
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>>19340925
Good goy.
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>>19360943
Idiot
>>19361004
Here you go dude. I'm not saying it didn't come from India. What I'm saying is that the symbol was developed by different people. Meaning there's a global reason to it. Like what I said, the positions of the stars during a yearly cycle
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>>19361046
>>19361004
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>>19361057
>>19361004
My point is that it's a symbol that developed independently by people who were unconnected.
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>>19361064
Apologies. I forgot the image
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LEAFY IS A REPTILIAN
YES IM BRINGING THIS MEME BACK FUCK YOU
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>>19355129
LOL WTF
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>>19340245
>PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR
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>>19343304
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>>19343304
far out dude
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>>19340310
This is the truth
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>>19346753
This related to Trump...wasn't Tesla his uncle or something?
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>>19340221
Why is there a quiche in space?
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>>19360876
It wasn't flipped. It's got a dual nature.
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>>19346801
plumed serpent
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