Glitch in the Matrix Thread

>Having a walk in the woods with my dog kinda two months ago
>Find a stray dog IDENTICAL to mine
>She seems quite docile so... okay maybe it has an owner
>I'm a volunteer in an animal care center so I have a microchip checker when I have a walk with my dog.
>Check her(it's a female, like mine). ID says it's My dog.
>Wtf.jpg
>Check mine. Same result.
>Okay?.png
>Do this twice with same results
>Decide to pick her to my car(which has a cage big enough for two dogs) to leave her in the Animal care center
>Had to stop in a gas station because low fuel
>Go to check the cage
>Only my dog is there(and She's scared af). Cage was perfectly closed so... I don't understand shit. I don't openly freak out because I was in a public place.

>>19329342
You found your dog's doggleganger. Ha!

>>19329342
i saw this greentext in another thread

>>19329401
And it was posted by me.
It's my very own story

>>19329404
do you have other stories?

>>19329411
Not that I can remember.
I even did write that one in multiple places to never forget and/or lose it.

>be me
>Like 2 or 3
>mom is low income so she got one of those donated toy presents for Christmas
>already came wrapped in a box
>mom says right before I opened it I asked what was inside
>"what do you want to be inside?" She said
>tell her I want a blue and green van
>I open the present.
>mom and grandma look at each other and make a face
>It's the fucking Scooby Doo mystery van

Still a big deal for my mom to this day

>b me
>be around 8 at the time, sleep in the top bunk of a bunk bed
>wake up in the middle of the night no clue what time
>hear movement in my room
>peer over the railing to see my mom kneeling next to me dresser putting clothes away
>she isn't quite glowing, but is clearly visible in the darkness
>she turns and waves, i wave back
>she starts to move her mouth like she's talking before beginning to fade away
>looks like sand in the wind
>sudden lucidity hits me and i realize I'm leaning over my rail waving to nobody
>sit there with my hand in the air like a confused dumbass for a few seconds
>lol whatever
>roll over and go back to sleep
>
>sleep straight through to morning
>wake up to my mom calling my name to get up for school
>roll over and don't see her
>sit up and see her kneeling in front of my dresser
>she turns around and waves
>"it's time to get up honey, theres a bowl of cereal for you in the kitchen"
aaaa

that must have been some good shit you where on then lmao

>>19329342
That one is really nice. I had something similar happening to me some years ago.

>at bedrrom, late at night
>cat scratching on the window, wants to get it
>get up. open window, she gets in
>cat goes to kitchen where her food is
>go back to whatever I was doing
>scratches on the window
>open window, same cat goes in again
>what the fuck is happening? Did I let another cat get in before accidentaly? No I'm totally sure it was her.
>she goes to the kitchen exactly like she did before
>follow her, she stops at the kitchen's door
>get in the kitchen, turn lights on
>nothing there but cat refused to get in for the rest of the night

>>19329507
damn that's strange.

>>19329507
i thought he was gunna walk the dinosaur

>out and about doing dumb teenager shit
>see empty shopping cart
>push it off sidewalk gently
>it starts rolling off the curb at an angle
>first wheel off curb, cart doesn't tilt at all
>second wheel off, still no tilt
>third fucking wheel off, still completely parallel with curb
>last wheel gets half way off before gravity resumes its job and it makes contact with road
My buddy and I both watched it, so I know I'm not crazy. It also wasn't pushed hard enough to where the momentum would keep it up, it just kinda... Didn't fall.

>depressed as fuck
>do nothing but collect acorns and browse internet
>decide leave the house one day
>go to store to get string for acorn necklace
>calmly ask lady for necklace string
>leave store
>cant find car
>check whole parking lot, its gone
>start walking home
>mom and dad driving see me walking, pick me up
>lead them to where i parked, still not there
>look around again
>finally see it
>i get in
>somethings not right
>seemed like my stuff was moved
>dirt on floormat looks different
>try the keys
>it works
>flabbergasted i drove home

my parents tried to console me, "dont worry! you spaced out, it happens." had a hard time believing that. i knew where i parked and didnt forget by the time i exited the store. the car just wasnt there.

>>19331474
crossed over into a parallel world line.

I saw a literal glitch a medium seized black cat walked in front of me to the right I dropped a coin taking out my phone when I resumed walking a black cat of similar size walks in front of me to right. Im totally sure it wasn't the same cat since there wasn't enough time to go left and right

>>19329342
nigga you stole that shit from another thread im calling moot on your ass

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>talking with two of my housemates in the kitchen (3 of us)
>chatting away and heard the loud click noise of the cooker switch (pic related )
>we all wtf and look at the cooker switch - it's now ON
>of the guys: "ok you guys all saw that right? That really did just happen?"
>me and the other guy confirm it did just turn itself on
>nope.jpg

If you ever used one of those switches you'll know they are designed to be a really heavy action in order to prevent accidentally switching the stove on. Even if it had switched from OFF -> ON, I could try and convince myself it was some safety feature to cut the power....

To this day I have no sensible explanation for what happened.

>>19333444
or... OR he posted it again?

>>19333538
I did exactly this.
It's a repost.
>>19333444
Instead of whining look who posted it in those threads.

>>19329260
>be me
>get black kitty
>Life's a glitch.

>>19333541
moots coming you lil tripshit

>>19333577
I'll be more scared when it's hiro and not jewmoot

>be me a few months ago
>feed cats, one is missing, other two don't care
>call for cat
>no cat
>search house
>look all over, check cabinets, etc.
>bed is on floor, so can't get under
>all other furniture can see under
>check bathroom cabinets, etc.
>check bedroom drawers just in case, closets
>worried he got out
>look all around yard, he's just gone
>search house again, on top of fridge, bookcases, still no cat
>couple of hours pass, still worried
>get up to go to fridge, check side room to kitchen
>not much in there, just a small table and couple of chairs
>go to get drink, hear something, turn around
>cat walks out of room I just checked

It's like he just roamed into another dimension or something. There was literally nothing he could have hidden in, in that room. But just a couple of seconds after I walked out of there, he came out.