Family of magic users ask us anything. (Pic semi related)

>>19328808
Nvm We are going to bed. 3A.m.

>>19328808
is this mogic cat?

>>19328808
Why is there a family of magic users at all?

>>19328808
Its the kat your grand master?

>>19328808
Can you make a large group of beautiful big dicked traps appear in my room and gang fuck me?

>>19328808
Can you cast Magic Missile?

>>19328808
Did any of you at any point attend Hogwarts?

>>19331093
I-I was serious about this.

>>19333630
How in the actual fucdid you expect us to do that? Ducking he'll Anon. OPs back btw

>>19333661
Fuck us. Fucking Autocorrect.

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>>19328808

We never really expected to get some replies. Ask us anything.

>>19333683
Say what you will but that was a great show.

>LARPer
>phoneposter
>doesn't know shit
magic is fake and gay
post more aliens

>>19333661
How the hell am I suppose to know? You're the magic man.

>>19333745
Teleportation magic isn't used in the physical world dumbass. It would kill people if it was. And traps? Seriously Anon? Call a goddamn sex hotline or click a Pornhub Ad.

What type of magic?

>>19333774
Bullshit
I've had friendly cryptids teleport to me multiple times

>>19333806
Then ask them for help!

>>19333819
>ask them for help
Nah they're cool. We get along and chat. I'd hate to be the guy that contacts them from the other side and bothers them for mundane shit.

>>19333803
Combat type magic. Our sight sucks.

>>19333832
Go ask Occult general. We are combat type magic users.

>>19333841
>>19333832
I am not >>19333745 this guy
I am just shitposting
>combat type magic
I know how to pump supernatural strength into physical blows, and fuck with people mentally if it's a battle of wits type thing. Nullifying is easy.
What are you willing to share?

>>19333856
Nice to hear. We do that too, make blades, elemental attacks, enhanced flight, armor, all the standard stuff you'd expect.

The only really interesting thing is we can call on our Arcana (Tarots) and the World Arcana to enhance our abilities. And we get cool outfits when we do so.

>>19333889
>make blades
Regular steel? Any pure iron ones for fae? Silver knives have any practical use?
Is it regular forging with some symbol or focus bits tossed in or do you power forge them? Pretty sure you need a dedicated team for that. If you have a whole family it would be possible if you were lucky...
Any direction you want to point me for elemental attacks?

>>19333919
See the thing is all of our magic happens in what we call the Auric world. Its a layer of our world that magic can be easily called upon.

We fight enemies and hunt down targets in the Auric world. Its possible for us to use magic in the physical world except the results are anywhere near as dramatic. Many of our weapons are invisible.

As for elements. We can use all of the elements. Its a family thing. Which element do you feel a connection too? Any spectrum.

>>19328808
Did magic really helped you to get money, and if so, how?

>>19333955
We don't make any money. The Auric world doesn't allow us to make or get paid in physical currency.

Not that we would take the payment.

>>19333945
>Which element do you feel a connection too?
I just picked up practicing again precious few months ago and I haven't gotten around to water yet. I'm strongest in spirit by far.
I'm glad to know some bizarre plane I've never heard of is apparently protected by /x posters.

>>19333990
Being connected to the Spirit element is rare in my sector of the magic world. But you'll be adept in summoning others to your aid and creating weapons and armor.

Also we only operate in the US. But we have stopped Multiverse destroying threats.

We have a rule not to go to Africa though.

>>19333834
>>19333841
>Combat type magic.
Elaborate?

>>19333889
I don't expect any of that, I need more information. Where would one learn that kind of thing? What does it entail? Any pics of the weapons or armor?

>>19333945
>Many of our weapons are invisible.
...Hrm...

>>19334039
None of us here expect you to believe us. For our weapons and armors we can't describe them well. We can try if you wish.

And as for learning how to make them. Focus your energy into crafting the armor/weapon in your mind. It won't appear physically but again our sight for magic is terrible so it may or may not appear to you.

>>19333889
>we can call on our Arcana (Tarots) and the World Arcana to enhance our abilities. And we get cool outfits when we do so
Been playin too many jrpgs recently?

>>19334060
Yeah. But to be fair anything that helps us better comprehend the Auric world the easier we can transfer our spirits into it.

We think it's cool.

>>19334057
>Focus your energy into crafting the armor/weapon in your mind.
>For our weapons and armors we can't describe them well.
Hrm.

What battles have you been in, exactly?

>>19334076
Battles that have saved the multiverse, evidently.

Whomever sent the hot traps to my house, thanks!

>>19334072
Could I, theoretically, go into the Auric world and astrally suplex some evil spirits? I know that probably sounds condescending, but if I'm ever in that plane and things go rogue, that's pretty much the only backup plan I have

>>19334076
Ever tried to be a tactician for a motley army consisting of Fae, Angel, and Demon forces with their respective leaders God, Satan, and the Grand Fae Council? Fighting the King of Ages. A being so powerful that God, Satan, and the Fae Council weren't enough? Stuff like that. And that was January.

Kept in mind not all the battles were this crucial but we have had to deal with 3 more instances of it.

>>19334099
Thanks for the laugh Anon. And yes you can. Just make sure it doesn't kill you. Being Revived hurts like a bitch. Just make sure to call a friend from a faction with you.

>>19334112
> the King of Ages
I don't like the sound of him.
Glad you took him down a few pegs. I say it's time for a new age.

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>>19334084
>>19334112
And yet you have difficulty seeing it?

This is the gayest most fake nonsense larping thread I've seen in a long time on /X/

This board has hit a new low.

>>19334125
He was really fucking old and slept for all of creation. Then he woke up and said fuck this shitty Multiverse I'm a King. Hard Battle. We almost died. Brian Red Rose the one posting for us almost did. He was also the Teams best medic.

Round Two A whole army of the Kings like 1 mil were 50x stronger and we wiped the floor with them! We hate it because it makes this sounds like a fucking anime. It was still scary though. We have very real chances to die from this.

>>19334133
That is something I would say. We are not so different, you and I.

>>19334127
Our spirits slip into the Auric world. Due to Brian RedRose's poor Auric eyesight we can't see shit. But we can still feel everything happening to our bodies.

>>19334155
>we can't see shit because of someone else's poor sight
I don't even understand how this is supposed to work.

>>19334170
Brian RedRose is the host. The rest of us are spirits in his head. As in dead. Yeah it doesn't make much sense but he rolls with it.

To be honest this is just another part of his life so its just normal to him.

>>19334170
We're sorry we didn't answer your question. Our bad. But with Brian as the host we substitute his Auric eyesight for ours.

>blind multiple personality ghosts led a ragtag army of supernatural entities against the ultimate evil
Real or not, I'm very impressed.

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>>19334184
>The rest of us are spirits in his head. As in dead.

>>19334204
Believe what you will but we truly are a family.

Kaliena and Makoto= Married.

Jessica and Aerith= Adopted daughter and her girlfriend.

Cassandra and Veronica= Married adopted by Kaliena and Makoto.

Raven= child of Kaliena and Makoto.

>>19334206
Sad as it is. Yeah. All of us except for Brian.

FUCKING LARPERS RRREEEEEEEEE

Night everyone. Post us in the screencap for "Stupidest shit on /x/"

>>19334271
at least this one is entertaining