You wake up at 4 AM and you see this in your bed. What do you do?

>>19328785
feed her eggs

Wonder why someone would break into my house just to leave a statue like that there, then probably call the police.

something something morning wood.

>>19328785

embrace chaos and insert three grapes into my rectum

>>19328794
best answer

>>19328785
Looks exactly like the stuff i like so prob just put it in the livingroom

>>19328785
shit pants

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>>19328785
1 paper bag later and I have a perfect sex doll

That's my cat.

Try and fuck it

Wonder how my ex got into my house after I changed the locks

>>19328785
It's smiling, so it's clearly incapable of hurt you.

>>19328785
Give the entity a hug and say it'll be okay.

Piss on it and assert dominance over it.

>>19328929
There is no try, only do or do not.

>>19328789
FPBP

it's Tuesday already?

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>>19328789
>>19328962
kek

>>19328785
Go back to sleep again

Does anyone have the pasta about fucking that thing?

>>19328785
Date her. I mean, the teeth aren't even pointed. And she's obviously into me if she came into my house all on her own. Besides she looks a lot less menacing than a girl I was living with years ago.

>>19328785
I would fucking pound that thing it has got a tight ass body holy fuck

impregnate her desu

benis in vagina :-D

Mating press.

>>19328785
would fuck

>>19328785
make her my mate and fug for hours, then cuddle

>>19328794
Sell it on eBay

>>19328785
grab knife...

>>19331173
Try as hard as i possibly can to get pregnant while smashing.

"It's not illegal to rape whatever you are...time to bite the pillow bitch!"

>>19328948
Underrated

>>19328785
fuck it
i like skinny pale red heads

>>19328785
its pitch dark at 4am in my room. i wouldn't see shit

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>>19328785
ahh my soulmate

>>19331173
pretty much this, just imagine how good touching her skin would feel like

>>19328992
im ded

>>19328785
Put it back on the shelf. I must have fallen asleep attempting to hotglue it.

Probably flip shit and try to shoot it, but assuming it hasn't killed me by the time I got my gun ready I'd probably figure that if it was gonna hurt me it would have done so by then

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>>19329018
OMFG PASTA PLS

Can't keep my dick in my pants

Fuck it. It obviously wants the dick if it got in bed with you. My semen will claim it as my property.

>>19329018
There´s a pasta?
Who Im kidding, I can fug everything that has tits and a hole

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>>19328785

>>19328785
>rape

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>>19328785
>naked redhead in my bed
I drop my spaghetti all over my sheets.

>>19328992
I can't fucking even.

>>19333620
dear lord, this is bigger than i thought

> glock 19 by bedside
> pulls slide
> feeds bitch soft tips

Check em

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Tripp-p-ppy doof'd3

>>19328785
Realistically, I'd scream, jump out of bed, and run out of the house. Also, here's a link to the sculptor's DA page in case anyone's interested: http://nnhmn.deviantart.com/art/Jessica-519900882

>>19333771
^

>>19329018
FIND PASTA
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>>19328785
does it have a vagina and how fast is it, if yes and slow then beat it and make it my sex slave or something idk depends how much it complains

>>19328785
kick it off, push it into my closet, lock the closet, call cops

>>19328785
if statue: this >>19328794
if real thing:
- kek answer: have secks with her, she looks hot
- real answer: shit my pants and probably die of cardiac arrest

>>19328785
wake up at 4am....

fell for the go to bed early meme.

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new gf

>>19328785
turn away from the mirror

>>19331340
Yes, also this, totally. Long and blissful lovemaking until she is knocked up.
>>19331468
would be sublime

>>19331463
Id rather fuck that one. At least that one could finger me instead of fist. Plus im a sucker for platinum blondes

>>19333771
That's not how trips work you summerfag waste of oxygen.

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Trow it out like it was a cat

>>19328785
throw a condom at it and hope for the best

>>19331463
>Put on oculus rift
>Merge "Neko_para_girl" bones to her through a kinect
>Pretend she is a cat girl
>all is well so long as I don't take the goggles off

;-;

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>>19335685
That one is a male fyi.

>>19336606
M-male?

Bonemerge "Futa_Neko_para_girl_feminine_penis.morphg"

>>19334818
Yeah, same.
Also
>Artfag answer:
"Incredible piece"

>>19328785
stick my dick in it's mouth

>>19336616
Yeah. It's my go-to nonhuman fap material.

>>19331463
so pretty

>>19328785
Be happy you bagged a redhead.

>>19328785
...C'mon Why don't you just come here babe
Tomorrow is full of work
Come here you need sugar but sshhh don't wake the kids..

>>19328785
fug

>>19336606
fe-feminine penis?

>>19328785
do she have puss puss?
if so, i think you know the rest

Redhead, decent body, ah hell, why not?

>>19328929
>fuck it
this is the only correct answer

its hard to imagine what one would do, when this beautiful woman creature doesnt exist.
the time and effort put into making this look so alive is amazing

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>>19328785
The deed, of course.

>>19339621
Someone mentioned a pasta for this creature. That better not be it.

Also is /tg/ somehow a spot for this stuff? lol

>>19328785
I die from shock?!?!

>>19328785
Kill it with the knife I have under my pillow, obviously.

>>19331173
>cuddle
Fucking degenerate. What's next, holding hands?

>>19341216
Of course not. Holding stubs. She has no hands.

>>19328785
Flick the bean

>>19341328
Rude

>>19328785
2 options:
1. If I can only see "her" face I would just close my eyes and put back my head in my bedcover, faking death.
2. If I see her whole body, I would think that "she" isn't a threat since she has no claws. I'll try to knock "her" done so she'll end up on "her" back and wouldn't get up.

Tell my wife we're about to have that BDSM threesome we were talking about.

>>19341730
how

I got it covered anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD7eaFSNXkQ

>>19328785
>no hands
>no feet
>no resistance
>pin down and payback rape it for scaring me

Id rape it until its dead, then record myself raping while its dead

Rape it until it ls ded

>>19341824
In the second option she'd probably stand up and bite your dick off with those massive teeth

>>19328785
Throw them hands

>>19328992
epic post

>>19328785
Spank that brad girls bottom until it's cherry red

>>19336606
Im ok with that. Hence why id prfer fingering to fisting but dicking is good too.

>>19343073
yo virgin the monster is actually a guy

>>19343079
EVEN BETTER

>>19331463
it's a trap

>>19328785
notits , its a faggotry test isnt it anon?

>>19343073
You should post that shit in the /aco/ nightmare waifu thread and link it.
Posting it here is only going to get you banned.

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>>19343122

ruh roh

>>19343130
Enjoy your vacation

>>19343079
Your point?

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>F U C K I T

>>19328992
You made my night

>>19328785
"Ay girl how your friday lookin?"

post it on 50+ but horny sites

>>19343079
OP's isn't

Shit pants in self defense

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It's naked and in my bed. It could have killed me in my sleep but it didn't. There's only one logical conclusion.

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>>19328785
Make fun of the nugget that looks like a madness combat character then put it in the bin

>>19328844

why are you sleeping with your pants on?

shit myself, then realise its a statue and keep it
or sell it, depending on its worth

>>19328785
shit myself
then realise its a statue and look up its worth on ebay

hit her with an axe i keep by my bed for home intruders
then rape her of course

>>19328785
obv fornicate if it's down.

>>19336638
lackluster at best.
It is generally unimaginative and misogynist.

it's clearly one of the creators ex girlfriends who
cheated on them a bunch which is why she's on all 4s and nude.

to get over the trauma he made her a monster.

>>19345036
>an ax for home intruders

its like you want to be murdered. Just one pumped up nigger could easily dodge your first swing and youd be history. if you cant have a gun for whatever reason, use a short sword or just a bat would be better.

>>19342138
You mean "suck your dick off" right?

>>19328785
Is it bad that I want to fuck it

>>19335685
The main problem with the first one was the mouth, freaking too large, therefore gives the uncanny valley effect

>>19328785
in this order
>get scared
>push thing outta my personal space
>turn on the light so i can see
>fight the thing if it is a theat to me, if not figure out a way to take it out of my place
>once is settle, grab some booze and try to forget.

>>19331463
Cutes when?

>>19328785
My prayers have come true. I finally got my redhead girlfriend.

wrap it with my bedsheet in one smooth motion

beat/rape it to death

>>19345608
the real monster is you

>>19328785
I see with my 1911 under the pillow
I'd probably put a round on its head

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Would you?

>>19328918
>ANCAP VS REALITY

>>19345964
Of course I would, in a heartbeat,

>>19328992
Oh fuck, not again, you got me hard

>>19328785
Fuck it mercilessly since I'm on nofap and the urges are surreal

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>>19345964

>>19346499
too weeb to be appealing

>>19328785
>he sleeps through the night
fucking weirdo

>>19346499
Sauce?

>>19346505
Must be a newfag to /x/.

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>>19346535

Don't have it. Just reverse search.

>>19346557
Looks like a work in progress. Hushabye Valley is the artist.

>>19328785
move it the living room table so all my guests can see this detailed sculpture

>>19328785
What else?
FUCK EM
FUCK EM RIGHT IN THE ASS

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>>19328785
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME THIS TIME

How big is it?

>>19328785
There's gotta be someway to fuck it?

Try to get life advice from it

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>>19328785
I'm kicking the thing out of my house.

>>19328785
Tie it down and fuck it obviously what are you a beta or something

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>>19328785
I'd much prefer her brother.

>>19328785

>almost 4am
>been having succubus problems

WHY.

FUCK YOU, OP.

>>19329018
thisthisthis

>>19335330
>tfw creepy vaguely feminine humanoid creatures with low self-esteem are your fetish
Umm, anon, just wondering. Would you like to maybe cuddle sometime? It's okay if you don't want to.

Fuck it, or let it fuck me, I really don't care either way.

>>19345964
...maybe. Depends on shared interests and bedroom preferences.

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I will fear I'm Alpha warrior

>>19346500
You're on an anime image board, newfriend.

>>19350180
You're lost and confused
>>>/a/

>>19328918
is the lizard ok? ):

>>19339907
/tg/ shares a sizeable part of userbase with /x/ and /d/ due to fantasy/paranormal themes and creatures existing in all of related content.

>>19328785
I would say "wow what a creepy looking statue, how did this get in my bed without me waking up"

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>>19350944
No, anon. You are.

>>19350180
anon, all I said was that image was too weeb to appeal to me, I like the realism of OP's more
what is your beef with that

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>>19328785
eat her ass

>>19350180
>>19351339
>more non-anime than anime boards
>top 5 most popular boards are non-anime related

>anime imageboard

>>19345964
I think I am in love. Just might make some art, who is she?

>>19351838
Thale. Movie about a Norwegian folk creature.

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>>19352073
Bit of a butterface IMHO.

>>19331463
Bedside Marlen a cute.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/bedside_marlen/1