Spooky greentext thread?

>>19328545
>boo

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>didn't even have the courtesy to post a spooky greentext to start off the thread

Ok.
>be me
>walk home
>hear noise
>walk faster
>noise gets closer
>turn around and knife
>no one
>spook

>>19328545

Your question mark indicates an uncertainty of intention. Therefore this thread is paralyzed and confused. Uncertain intentions manifest uncertain results.

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>>19328620
Your storytelling skills are legendary OP.

>>19328609
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh

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All right, gotta go to sleep now. Hopefully some other anons will post some stuff in here.

>>19328780
this one got to me.

>>19328702
this is a nice one.

>>19328617
Pretty spoopy. Havent seen that one yet somehow.

>>19330341
lol

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>>19332025

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>>19332064

>>19328545
>go out to buy a lunch
>buy pizza
>pizza is thic
>very.very thic
>spooky

>>19332130

God bless snowman. I love stories like these.

>>19328725
Maybe the snow angel knew he was a mobileposter and was trying to punish him.

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>Be me
>Wake up

>>19328702
>tfw no doc bro to save your hide.

I've requested this a few times but does anyone has a screencap of that indian(pajeet indian) anon ? going to India later this year and wanted to read that

>>19328702
MOAR!!!!

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>>19337010
No more to Doc, as far as I know.

>>19328545
contribute faggot

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>>19337066

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>>19337082
>>19337076
Instead telling the already comfirmed faggot to contribute to the thread, why don't you help out? I'm starting to run out of greentexts.

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>>19337091

>>19328617
10/10 creepypasta, the final part of 'you almost walked into the grave it dug for you' really drove it home

>>19337093
I cannot believe I posted that pic, it was supposed to be something else, I'm really sorry guys

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>>19337145
It's okay anon, we're all degenerates here.

>sister saw spiderman homecoming with her boyfriend weeks ago
>ask her how was it
>movie was decent except there was a guy that just stared at them for the entirety of the film

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>>19337210
Probably this guy.

>>19332153
Nightmaires
Noightmayers.

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>>19337432

Or you could help us with real life spoops and spoop out?

>>19337344
Come join in.

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And that's it. I'm tapped out. The well's run dry. I have no more spooky greentexts. I do have a 'spooky' story from a friend though that I could tell if anyone is actually interested.

>>19337093
Delish, desu famalam. I like your style

>>19337680
Please tell us

>>19337475
>It's another anon shilling his ARG

>>19337823
I do not know what an ARG is.
I'm just bored as hell watching people post emails, and wanted banter whilst reading gr33ntext.

>>19337680
Sounds interesting! :) Tell us!

>>19337830
A.lternate
R.eality
G.ame
Aka a game where you go around getting clues around towns or online and try to solve the mystery

>>19337830
>>19337837
And in the end it just turned into some kid who liked to talk about soup and stopped responding.

>>19337841
Kek, I didn't even have to look at the thread to see the obvious RP

>>19337841
We had fun while it lasted xD Which is the important part!
The thread will be archived, and we can move to other threads.

It was a pleasure.

>>19337851
Time wasted.
Banter gained.

Wasn't a good trade lad xD

>>19337860
>xD
>namefagging
>Not seeing the obvious RP
L U R K M O A R
U
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K
M
O
A
R
Or just obvious bait

>>19337770
It's not super interesting but okay.
>be middle school aged friend named 'Z' for purposes of this story
>other friend 'L' has bags under his eyes and has been real tired lately
>ask him what's up
>looks around to see if anyone else is around and quietly tells Z that he think's there's a ghost in his house
>Z calls bullshit and waves over friend 'A' to come and laugh at L for being a superstitious fuck
>L gets pissed and says that if they're so brave then why don't they come over and spend the night
>Z and A take L's challenge and come over next Friday for a sleepover
>They come over and play some games and just hang
>Sun goes down and it's time to sleep
>they all sleep in the living room
>hours go by and no sign of haunting
>L and A pass out sometime after 2
>Z is still awake, but drowsy and waiting for ghosts
>he gets it
>sound of something start scratching on the floor
>totally wakes him
>looks around the room but sees nothing
>sound gets louder
>shakes L and A awake
>A is slower to rise but as soon as L hears the sound he shoots up
>'I fucking told you!'
>Z gets them up to look around for the noise
>as they start moving around the sound starts moving
>heads to the back door of the house
>they follow
>then the sound starts scratching at the door
>None of them want to open it
>Z does
>and as soon as he does, a flash of white shoots past them
>and out in the moonlight lawn is a white dog
>it looks at them and runs to spot in the corner of the yard where it starts digging
>it lifts it's head up like it was howling but no sound comes out
>dog runs through the fence in the backyard
>they all decide to go back to sleep
>in the morning they go to dig in the spot where the dog was digging and see what he was looking for
>They found collar buried there
>No dog tags
>left the collar unburied in the corner of the yard where it was
>the next night the dog collar disappeared from it's spot in the backyard and the hauntings stopped

>>19337885
Fun.
But not premium spoopy unfortunately.

>>19337891
That's why I put 'spooky' in quotes. It's just a garden variety ghost encounter that I always liked.

>>19337885
I used stay at my friends house all the time and one time I was sleeping in his room with his nephew who was 3 at the time laying on top of me. I didn't realize the nephew was sleeping on me until I tried to get up when I heard noises outside the door. I heard light feet slapping the wood floor outside of the door. I leaned up to get the nephew was outside the door and noticed he was already laying on me. Didn't get up the rest of the night.

>>19337921
The more I think about my life it creeps me out how often I have been spooked by stuff I couldn't explain.

>be me, 24yr old fag
>living in rural mountain town in Cali
>over at friends house for party/DnD
>night goes well, get tired and say goodbye
>friends house is p. huge
>exit house start walkin down steps
>hear soft crying
>see nothing cuz fuckingdark.jpeg
>continue walking some spots of diffused light as eyes adjust
>crying intensifies
Hello?
>"Yeah, I'm lost and trying to get home"
Do you need help?
>"No I'm home now, this is my home"
>wtf.jpeg, never seen this bitch in my life
>awkwardly move closer to my car
>she doesn't seem to pay attention as I get into my car
> she begins crying again
>call friend and let him know
>says he didn't see anything
cont.

>>19337921
My mother is an exorcist by hobby so any spooky shit that happens around me and my family gets shut down pretty quick.

>>19337949
It doesn't help that my family isn't religious or anything, and not that I believe in the stuff, but I was never baptized or anything which people have told me means i'm vulnerable to paranormal shit.

>>19337942
cont.
>start car and drive away
>10 min. later friend calls back panicking
>chick showed up and tried to force herself in the house
>he's panicking because they locked up their
>house, they stopped her from getting in
>but she was still outside trying to get in to the storage under neath the entrance
>friend called the cops, but when they arrived they never found her.

>>19328637
I don't know when to use question marks?

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>>19328702
No thanks Doc.

>>19337983
The baptism thing is a load of bull, my whole family was baptized(we aren't religious anymore due to bad experiences with the church) and before my mother started learning how to do exorcisms we were haunted as shit. Spiritual but not religious is an apt description in my case.

Anyone have the story were a guys says his younger brother talked to a stuffed animal and it eventually told his younger brother it was going to kill him.
I think at one point the older brother says he saw it walk across the hallway to there room

>walking home late one night
>I was coming from a friends house where we were drinking and I didn't want to drive
>on a side street I hear screaming
>like blood curdling screaming coming from a house
>I saw the lights were on so I got closer
>I snuck up to the side of the house
>as I peer in through the window I see a woman emerge
>it's candle lit and she's lying on a table screaming as this dark figure looms over her
>I realize the woman is my grandma and the dark figure is Satan
>"Oh fuck me, fuck grandma!"
>I get my dick out and start wackin it
>Satan starts going faster
>just as he and I are about to him he rips her head off and she starts spewing cum from her mouth
>I cum and walk home

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>>19338305

>>19328702
>Tfw no doc annoying you, saving your life and giving you odd bits of advice

I guess I did have a dream about my dog telling me not to go to the bar while I was napping.

>Big shoot out at the bar that night

Thank you dog, I love you.

>>19328617
Why do these fucknuts save these as .jpg? Fucking retards.

>>19337994
Meth heads dude.
Don't fucking deal with them ever in your life if you can avoid it.

>>19337093
blue board fothermucker

>>19328545
>

self
propagated
oral
onanism
kindergarten

>spook

>>19337093
kill yourself LoL is absolute trash

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>>19338305
OP said spoopy, not hot

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>>19339999

>>19329754
Any follow ups on this??? It's so outrageous and so well written that it just feels like /lit/ but part of me wonders if (hopes that?) it's true.

>>19328545
does someone have that interactive greentext with the guy with amnesia who had parents who refused to tell him what happened?

>>19328725
Heart skipped a beat when it became obvious the thing could fly. Points for that.

>>19340150
>>19337066
>>19337082
>>19337091
>>19337109
Did you even read through this thread?

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>>19328609

>>19337134
The dog is so obviously shooped. 1/10