LUCK

OR WHEN I FINALLY GET THROWN A BONE ITS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME

>>19327389
Luck isn't real, baby.

The only thing real in this world is the satisfaction of getting your privates plowed, and even that is fleeting.

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>>19327401
So deep.

Faggot.

>>19327425
why would you just come in here and yell at the first person that trying to relate to me
this is exactly what im talking about here

>>19327389
Take it with irony. Make it amuse you.

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>>19327401
WANDA... Why did you get out of the fish bowl?

>>19327389
have some lucky trips

protip: bitching about it makes it real.

>>19329065
Ha fail trips
Op give us a story, bitching and moaning ain't gonna prove shit
It's story time OP!

>>19327389
Luck is very real. I have been favored by luck for my entire life. However, it seems that for every stroke of luck, I have to "pay" an equal penalty. Find $20 on the ground? Go home and find my cellphone charger has vanished.... shit like that. The better the luck, the worst the repayment.

I've mostly broke this streak of luck. I found $100, then immediately handed it over to a random passerby and claimed it was his. I know this sounds absurd, but I was at work, someone saw me pick it up, and that money was fucking cursed - for one, it could have been considered stealing had I kept it, since it was found at a business. Anyway, since then I've had mildly good luck followed by only mildly bad luck, so it's much safer for me.

Your streak is still ongoing though. What I've learned: You can't fight the bad luck, but you can be prepared for it. Since you know that luck never favors you, use that to your advantage. Let it help you predict outcomes. Also, be EXTRA prepared. When that "good thing" comes along, don't take it for granted. Treat it as if it's about to be stolen away. Work hard to benefit yourself aside from luck. Create "good fortune" through your own efforts, and the flow of good luck will come to you naturally.

Once you manage to "break" your streak, it should be over.

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>>19329214
sounds like the yuyushiki episode where she see's money on the ground and leaves it to save luck for later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qp2IoOtgyI

I used to have amazing luck winning all sorts of contests. Then neutral for a while. But the last 8 months of school was just bad luck after bad luck so I don't think you can do anything to change it.

>>19327389
Luck is Fickle
Karma is a bitch
Misery loves company.

>>19329167
It's hard to remember all the bad things that happen, things just happen so frequently you learn to forget.

>>19329214
Maybe your right, this bad luck streak thats been happening for years just might be the cost of something really lucky later. I've been having dreams about Mansions and Castles frequently.