how do I become a skinwalker?

>>19325012
It involves animal pelts and murdering your family

>>19325012
>Go to McDonalds
>It has to be one with a red roof and a 2 lane drive-thru
>Go to the outside lane drive-thru at 3:00 AM
>When the drive-thru person asks what you'd like respond with
Is everything alright in the court of yesterday
>If they reply with anything other than "What" you know you're 'in'.
>Now the most important part
>Order a McKillYourself

>>19325012
You have to eat your family

>>19325012
You literally have to originally be dominantly navajo for the transformation to work. If you're genetically more than 75% navajo, then you need to eat your fucking family.

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To become a skinwalker requires the most evil of deeds, the killing of a close family member. They literally become humans who have acquired immense supernatural power, including the ability to transform into animals and other people.

>>19325114
foolproof plan

i am skinwalker thanks to this technique

>>19325113
Close, but you gotta eat someone and the sacrifice an animal

>>19325012
what kind of fool would like to be a skin walker? stuck roaming the earth in eternal damnation, walking around as a stumbling rotten filthy corpse feeding off of others

>>19325713
>Sacrifice an animal
Anon literally all you have to do is
>Be native american
>Like actually native american none of this 1/16 bullshit
>Eat people until it happens

>>19325719
You pretty much just summed up "normal" life on this plain of existence.

>>19325012
I'm not too familiar with the Navajo way but I know that in the North East most skinwalkers have to eat a human. To eat one of your own is considered the worst crime of nature and becoming a skinwalker is the punishment.

>>19325012
Skinwalkers are not YOUR pic thats a wendigo