Drunk Innawoods Thread

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>Be me, a decade ago.
>Young and stupid. Terribly stupid.
>Traveling around with an old friend of mine, trying to find the spookiest places and get artifacts from there.
>We'll call him Rick
>Rick usually takes me around, even started the whole idea of traveling to random places.
>I went along with it, because I had nothing else to do with my life.
>One day, me and Rick go down a path innawoods.
>The trees have peculiar, egg looking objects hanging from them.
>Curious.png
>Rick gets excited, picks one off and breaks it in half so we could both keep a piece of the artifact
>Confused as to why he couldn't have just taken two
>Stutter when asking him bout it because muh anxiety.
>His response still gives me chills.
>"Y-you got to shove these seeds waaaay up your ass, Morty."