Vampire Thread

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>>19320798
>last, now archived thread
>>19316669

>movies & books
https://pastebin.com/ZUQgzBEi

FIRST FOR FUCK VAMPIRES!

There must be more to life than this...

When was the last time they did their survey thing and how often are they doing it? I want to try next one

>>19320820
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/19220660/#19230393#

2-3 weeks ago, it was posted in this thread itself. However only one person posted their mail I think and they haven't heard back from them (that is, they didn't even receive a survey yet) last time I talked to them a few days ago so don't hold your breath.

Most people are ignored, forgotten or simply don't pass. And if you do pass even then you might never hear back. So whatever is going on seems extremely selective and arbitrary. Wouldn't put my hopes on it.4

why would you want to fuck walking corpses? that makes no sense anon, this is a research thread, please keep it together.

>>19320833
was for >>19320815

>>19320828

goblin how do you always know so much about them and what when where they post? u sure youre not one of them?

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>>19320828
>2-3 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK.
How could I miss it? I´m here every day. I literally see my posts in that thread.

>>19320843
she better not fucking be one

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>>19320843
Well, this vampire topic is my passion. And I just pay a lot more attention than the average person, is really all. Reading through old archived posts, taking screenshots, writing down things I notice. The ways certain patterns repeat, the way some individuals consistently mention things over years.

Or as I was called before from other people, the secret is, I am just "obsessive" and "autistic"... can't deny that. But! I am definitely not involved with any of these guys.

>>19320854
>she better not fucking be one

Idiot.

>>19320820
>>19320828

Can someone fill me in on what this actually purports to be? Sounds like it has history, so what the fuck is it?

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>>19320888
(Repost:)

There's not too much to say about this. Sometimes (like once or twice a year?) a thread is posted where people are being invited to post their mails.

If you do, they will send you files with these surveys. You fill them out, you send them back. If you pass them, you will hear back from them. Example of one thread: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18296635

Supposedly these tests determine if your neurosensory system is susceptible to forget. If it is, you can meet them, have a "fun" experience and then they erase your memories.

I have a difficulties to believe that this is what the test is really about. It sounds like a fake pretense to me... it might be about something else entirely. But I have no clue, just my thoughts, decide for yourself.

Most people never hear back from them or even if they do get a reply, sometimes they are just dropped. Pic related.

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>>19320888
One of the pages of the survey. Example.

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>>19320888
Another random page. It had several more pages, it was pretty well done. Apparently you get even more surveys if you *pass* into the next rounds but I haven't so I can't talk about that.

Every person who posted a mail got these surveys mailed to them so it's not some kind of secret data leak.

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>>19320875
>Idiot

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>>19320893
Or maybe... They did go to a meeting, and forgot about it.

Also, I can't make heads nor tails of >>19320903

I can't tell what the hell is meant to be going on there. Maybe I just don't have the right neurological whatever for it.

>>19320922
You should pay me money for stealing my reaction pictures! 100€ per picture, son.

>>19320927
>Or maybe... They did go to a meeting, and forgot about it.

(Sweating intensifies.)

>I can't tell what the hell is meant to be going on there. Maybe I just don't have the right neurological whatever for it.

Quote from 2015:
"Truly it's nothing you could comprehend. I'm not saying this in a condescending way, it's simply not what you believe it to be. Our neurosensory system interacts with the central nevous system in a special way. Much of the test will be nonsensical to you."

And from 2017:
"It's fine, it's all fine. You should know ifd you're not actually the person who made that post, when the neurosensory readers scan you and you're not that person, you'll be eaten.

I'm serious, they will actually eat you, they're savages. So just, don't bullshit is what I'm saying.

Seriously, don't. You have no idea."

>>19320938
Well, that deserves a rating of at least 4 spoopys out of ten. I'll have to keep an eye out for if they come back, and at least give it a shot.

>>19320938
You are using mine images to. Dont make me charge you for them kid.

>>19320938
nice to see they have dedication with posting this.
Is 2015 the first year they posted this?

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I want to say one thing about the survey. This is just my own theory and I could be totally off, probably am. But what I feel I noticed about the very few people who did pass is that... (after talking to them)... they seemed to be strongly sensitive people? Not in the sense of that they cry quick or whatever, I mean sensitive to touch, sound, taste and so on.

So just in general highly responsive to sensory impressions. I for example am not sensitive, I tolerate and don't mind all kind of taste, sounds and so on. Often don't even notice it.

Or maybe it's something else entirely or it's just random as fuck and has nothing to do with anything we could imagine because the way people pass is that they just roll their head on the keyboard and take who is left.

>>19320972
But I don't even use them! Also that >>19320922 is a boy. :^)

>Is 2015 the first year they posted this?

I think early 2015 was the first time or one of the first times.

>>19320958
You should. Just don't get your hopes up or expect anything from it.

>>19321051
Well, even if I did pass, I wouldn't remember to report back, apparently.

I wonder how much one of those hidden camera setups they use in documentaries are...

>>19321044
Those who passed and got contacted again were forbidden from speaking about it?

>>19320893
>>19320898
>>19320903
>>19320938
>>19321044
this is by far the most interesting thing ive seen here. how can i try it out myself?

>>19321051
But you are using brain damage.jpg and also used KWB pic few times !

>is a boy
>boy
>bra
doubt.jpg

>>19321044
Sounds quite similar to people who are more susceptible to hypnotism as well, so that could be a link. Like, a long lasting hypnotic effect to make sure that you don't remember.

I wonder if my déjà vu would have any standing one way or the other? Like fuck, I get it at least 2 or 3 times a week.

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>>19321077
Brain damage.jpg is mine! I posted that first! How dare you.

Felix is a boy. Pic related.

>Those who passed and got contacted again were forbidden from speaking about it?

Not that I'm aware of.

>>19321071
Just bring a whole SWAT team. That's gonna work best!

>>19321075
You need to wait and post your mail when it arrives.

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>>19321087
Yeah but... who would go through all this autistic amounts of efforts with surveys, mails, meetings and all of that for just a bit of blood donations? Is that REALLY the main reason for this whole circus? Doubtful.

If vampires exist and thrive for many centuries they must have already well-established ways and circles to sustain themselves with blood.

Also, one of the surveys is titled: for High Aptitude Aspirants

Is that what you would call random blood donators? I don't think so.

>Sounds quite similar to people who are more susceptible to hypnotism

Yes, it does.

I don't know about déjà vu but are you a sensitive person?

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vampires are rude and so are tranny goblins

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>>19320798

OP can't be helped

its all tourettes at this point, repeating the same nonsense and emotional wants in writing over and over because it makes them feel good, and woe is thee if you try to tell them otherwise

we have given all the information and guidance we know (assuming you even considered, it which is a whole other level of autism) and you can't even take another step unless involves discovering new anime

unless you want to talk about the definition of insanity and whether or not it exists in the world, or is a conspiracy in of itself by academcs and doctors, then everyone is wasting they time

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>>19321110
I'll be nice and polite to you all night if you want to.

>>19321113
>doesn't read the threads
>has no clue what's going on
>has no clue that we are making plans and learning new stuff every week
>just wants to give his irrelevant, butthurt opinion

Into the trash you go.

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>>19321114
i didnt consent to be bloodsucked

>>19321113

I want to marry OP and save her from spamming useless threads about vampires every day but she doesn't listen.

>>19321106
>I don't know about déjà vu but are you a sensitive person?

Kind of? I tend to notice things in music other people don't, but then again I am musically trained. As for everything else, I don't have much comparison.

That and I'm fairly... Dunno how best to put it... Spirituality sensitive? So I dunno, maybe I'd do well in this test, I'll have to see.

>>19321092
>Brain damage.jpg is mine! I posted that first! How dare you.
What? No. I remember posting it and you said something like "I really like this image".

>>19321106
if its is just rp autism its really dedicated one.
Have you tried googling his questions if they are original or from something else?

Do they change between surveys?

>>19321113
but you are the only one repeating same shit over and over again

>>19321123
Consent is optional...

>>19321154
>So I dunno, maybe I'd do well in this test, I'll have to see.

If it ever comes around again, absolutely.

>>19321172
I couldn't find the questions anywhere else. I only took the survey once so I don't know if they changed, because I didn't pass I don't bother anymore.

>>19321172
>Have you tried googling his questions if they are original or from something else?
I just googled the first two in
>>19320903

1, is a quote by poet Charles Pierre Baudelaire
3, is by James Joyce.

>>19321263
Oh, I misunderstood his question. I thought if these whole surveys are posted/used somewhere else. But yeah obviously they are using quotes and poems from other people.

>>19321248
>because I didn't pass I don't bother anymore.
keep trying tard dont give up

>>19321269
>obviously they are using quotes and poems from other people.
yeah...obviously..

>>19321263
you ever took these surves Bruce?


if I take long to reply its because new Diablo III season started

>>19321295
I've taken a few synesthesia tests which are somewhat similar, but I've never taken this guys stuff. I must've missed the thread for them.

Been lurking on here for a bit and never posted on one of these vampire threads ayylmao.

Reading about the whole "send me your email so I can eat you" stuff though is interesting and entertaining enough for me to at least ask if theres anymore to this, anyone here done it?

>>19321353
Here's a few archived threads talking about them.
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16855579/
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18047442

>>19320843
The tranny he she it works for them.

Right, back now, was visiting my Dad.

The thing about these survey guys, is it just implied that they're vampires, or have they outright said it? Has there been any reference to a location where they're based, or is it like, some international network?

And does anyone have the email they sent from, so I can try for a direct contact rather than waiting for them?

>>19321383
Yes. I work for the vampires. Bruce is a vampire. Knife Wielding Bird is Jesus brother. Convert is a tulpa. It all makes sense, so much sense...

>>19321388
No, it's not implied, it's 100% stated. You meet real vampires and they can prove it.

>>19321412
Well shit, I better keep posting so I don't stop existing then.

And okay, damn. Have they mentioned about being open to "giving the gift"?

>>19321412
Lucky is sprite

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Well I'd love being a human happy meal as much as the next guy but unless I get to be turned, no sale.

Like what the hell, spend all this time driving to a meet up date-rapey-ish thing just so some Vampires can eat me? When I want to be the person doing the eating? That right there is just the worst trade deal in the history of Trade deals, maybe even ever.

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>>19321421
Yes. Said something like it's possible if one of them takes a liking to you, but that this is extremely unlikely.

The same person also said that you need a certain blood type (AB- I think?) to even survive becoming a vampire, but he changed that story a little here and there so I think it might be disinfo.

>>19321427
Bring friend so they can snack on them...or bring a fruit basket with you

>>19321427
>>19321353
Original poster of these two btw.

Either way I'm going to keep watching this stuff now because I'm bored and interested to see how this plot shalt thiccen

>>19321427
Can you not see that it's not about getting sucked or chewed on? It's a chance to witness something that the majority of humanity never will. A real vampire.

If you had to give up some blood for that then it would be a fair deal in my opinion. But the whole going to erase your memories or possibly kill you and steal your organs... makes it a lot more unpleasant. :^)

>>19321439
I damn well hope that's disinfo. I don't know my own blood type, and it'd really suck, getting contact and getting turn, only to find out I had the wrong blood type and fucking dying.

>>19321450
Well yeah I'm a big sucker for "muh occult/vampire lore" stuff and I'd give up some blood to get confirmation that the shits real, but the whole "you don't remember" bit kinda ruins that and starts to get sus as it starts sounding like some organ thief tier stuff

>>19321445
where are you now?

>>19321464
oh fuck I thought you are the author >>19321463

>>19321466
Yeah I posted the pic of the smug demin, started name fagging because I'll probably post a bit here.

I live in Central Florida though so, from what I've been reading none of the "Vampires" in burgerland fux with the south. Shame though desu.

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>>19321484
>none of the "Vampires" in burgerland fux with the south.

You mean... True Blood isn't real?

Noooooooooooooo!

>>19321113

I like the threads.

>>19321445
Can you drop the email in this thread?

I want to see if I can get a response by contacting them directly, rather than waiting around to see if they ask for emails.

>>19321544

I think you just have to wait. If you look at the other threads this individual seems to enjoy the virtue of patience.

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>>19321573
He likes it when people talk about him too.

>>19321113
Einstein in your thumbnail... Yeah, no... He never said that. Never.

>>19321573
True, but if you don't try, you'll never know.

Im going to post pretending to be a vampire after reading all of the archives to get some kidneys from losers.

Just letting you know beforehand to make you all feel stupid afterwards.

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>>19321577
yeah its quote from this guy

>>19321576

I'm not trying to meet him. I know I'll fail the test, I can see the pattern they're looking for.

>>19321596
Tell us the pattern

>>19321589
Do you want my kidney, son? Come over. It will be yours.

(Plot twist: I wont be the one who misses a kidney next day.)

>>19321596
What is the pattern?

>>19321599
The pages shown are designed to manipulate the test takers responses. Each question sets up the next. Their looking to see if they can trigger a mimetic response.

>>19321609
And why do you think they do all these tests? What exactly is going to happen?

>>19321609

Each question is the key for the next. It's not about a right answer but a pattern within your responses.

>>19321589
But you would die

>>19321609
for what purpose

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I don't really care about the tests personally. I care about theorizing what the real reasons are and helping people to learn about it, but I'm not going to take them again.

Don't want to donate blood, I want to meet one for a few minutes and witness. That's it, then I go home. If I have to forget it happened then it would be utterly pointless anyway.

>>19321625

I have a couple random shots in the dark

1) these responses make certain hypnotic commands easier accept
2) they hint at possible proclivities or compatibilities, possibly when turned.
3) they represent personality types that are more likely to be molded to their culture and society. The second image contains a commentary about immortality that is quite interesting. Infinite ignorance.

>>19321638
You cant meet what doesnt exist.

>>19321647

Not meeting something isn't proof it doesn't exist.

>>19320798
Vampires aren't real, you roleplaying autists

>>19321638

It sounds like humility might be an important part of their culture. It could be these tests identify people more likely to pick up on certain emotional and aesthetic patterns necessary for their society to function. Violence would be cancer to immortals if you think about the long term ramifications... Grudges being held so long .

>>19321653
Being unable to meet something because it doesn't exist is proof though

>>19321662
Sounds logical. Have you read twilight too?
Team shiny vampire or team wolf?

>>19321638
>but I'm not going to take them again.
Why

>>19321662
They are quite arrogant and violent though, at least appearing so from their own posts. Talking about killing/raping people and just speaking in a pretty condescending tone. Insane too.

>>19321663

Lack of evidence does not imply evidence.

>>19321605
A tranny just cant have the physical strenght to beat anyone in a fight

>>19321667
Because there's no point.

1. My neurosensory what-ever-the-fuck is not compatible, that's why I failed the test. Repeating it over and over again wont change that.

2. He said that if you fake the test and put in random answers, trying to cheat, they will notice when you meet them and they will (quote) "I'm serious, they will actually eat you, they're savages. So just, don't bullshit is what I'm saying. Seriously, don't. You have no idea."

I'm not into the idea of being murdered.

3. I want to remember.

>>19321681
Any link to this thing?

>>19321678
Huh? A tranny still has the body of a man. They could knock you the fuck out probably. But I would just rely on my acid. Acid all over your body.

So mean and edgy. Ha Ha Ha.

Cure my autism, honey.

>>19321670

To humans. They see each other as gods walking the Earth. A special brethren tucked into the edges of human awareness.

One can only imagine the selective pressures they've put on the human herds...

>>19321672
You have to prove the positive though.
Ergo, vampires don't exist

>>19321690

No you should really take a logic class.

Nobody is saying we have proof of vampires, it's speculation. However saying that because there is no evidence they don't exist is also false.


It's like you're a Sam harris autist. You probably pester religious people too.

>>19321693
Who is Sam Harris?

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>>19321689
Yes, you are right. But still leaves a bad taste... reminds me of HUMANS who treat their "inferior" (animals) without respect. I don't like these people either.

Pic related I guess.

>>19321678
Ofcourse. Unless you are little bitch. Are you little bitch anon?

>>19321681
Maybe you didnt fail tho? Maybe they were just full at that time and thats why they didnt respond? Trying again wont cost you anything.

Then dont cheat silly.

I dont believe the mind wipe thing. Also before you go just tell someone/record yourself saying what are you about to do. This way even if you wont remember it you will know that SOMETHING happened. Better than nothing,no?

>>19321690
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evidence_of_absence

>>19321697
An american philosopher and neuroscientist

Holy shit. So, I just did a bit of crossthreading, did a divination trade for how this search is going to go for me, got this response...

>
If you do decide to, its going to be a long time coming before you see any results. You might have good intentions but unfortunately morality doesnt beckon the big guys towards us. Any return you get will be in the future and you need to be prepared for a lot of struggling to get there and conflict once you do get there. If you succeed some people wont like that.

Bricks = Shat.

I actually laughed at how accurate that sounds.

>>19321729

I have a feeling I will meet one one day regardless. I'm pretty sure I know the name.

I'll probably try to take the test just to learn more about them. I've seen a lot in dreams. I would like some answers.

I dont know if this counts as paranormal but i ate some really spicy noodles yesterday and i cant stop shitting out liquid hellfire. Thanks for reading.

>>19321734
>I'm pretty sure I know the name.
What makes you thinm that?

>>19321707
That was my idea too. It just seems so easy to "cheat" and keep your memories by telling a friend or recording yourself beforehand but someone suggested the following to me in some thread:

What if they *scan* you for that? For example,

>meet up
>they look into your head or whatever to see if you told anyone about this or prepared stuff to remember
>A) You get killed
>B) You get controlled to go home and remove the evidence

I know it sounds silly like some kind of anime scenario but it could happen!

>>19321742

Difficult to explain. Something in a dream.

>>19321734
Where is this test at, anon?

>>19321750

Apparently it's posted here occasionally. They post an invitation and then you post your email and you get a response.

>>19321750
Read the fucking thread.

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Aren't most modern vampires descendants of Cain?

>>19321756
Tanny, i dont have the time to read thru all your stuff.

>>19321771
*Tranny

>>19321776

Yeah we got it.

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>>19321771
You wont get shit then. No spoonfeeding of information for you lazy cuck.

>>19321776

At least you have time to correct yourself.

>>19321784
>using image from 9fag

>>19321797
It's not from them, they just put their mark on it, retard.

>>19321785
We must always correct ourselves when in the wrong, theres wisdom in that.

>>19321784
Best way to get results is going out there in the field, actually.

>>19321688
if youre not a tranny why call yourself tranny?

>>19321801

there's

>>19321806

Where is this field?

>>19321807
Spoiler : Im not bird either and I dont even have a knife

>>19321811
Out there in the streets i mean by that, buying info and that kinda stuff, eventually you will reach your goal, if such a thing as vamps exists anyway.

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>>19321807
>if youre not a tranny why call yourself tranny?

Why not? Just a name. I like it. Oh and anon... I'm not a goblin either.

>>19321806
Do you mean to travel? If that's what you mean, I'm slowly trying to warm up to that and making progress. If you mean something else please tell.

>>19321808
Thank you, still learning

>>19321819

Go on.

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Could you even become a vampire? Or is it some wack dna shit?

>>19321827
Nothing much to add on that, start small, people who live in the streets claim to see weird shit now and then.

>>19321827
Maybe if you snoop around enough and if such a thing exists it will start to take notice of you, just a guess

>>19321846
>inb4 vamps actually trawl this thread for victims, using the feel of the energy from their typing pattern and any info users divulge about themselves.

Damned lurkers, they could at least post in the threads!

>>19321745
Well did they say you cant talk about it? They could kill you even if you followed their rules to the point.

You could like livestream it to someone. Good luck removing evidence then. Are they going on rape-murder spree across the World to tie up loose ends? I doubt it.

>>19321784
I remember now, its beem quite some time since the last one tough, ill try it next time for sure.

>>19321855
That would be nice, but i dont know man, even with tech all around some things ypu cant reach sitting behind a computer screen

>>19321860
I can't be that easy. If it's real, they aren't fucking around. Probably threaten your family or just kill you.

You think we know what these immortals are able to do if you cross them?

>go there
>livestream the event on twitch

KEK.

>>19321880

Lol. If they take you to a location with the right materials you won't have a signal. They can search for electrical devices. They might scan your mind.

>>19321867
Very true. It's just finding somewhere to start that's a pain. I mean, someone suggested paying off homeless folks, but all the ones where I am would make up shit just for the drug money.

>>19321880
>Livestream the meeting on twitch

Then everyone who watches it calls it a hoax, and nothing of value is gained.

Unless twitch saves the streams you make, then at least there'd be proof for yourself

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>>19321880
Im not saying to cross them. If they forbid it then obviously dont do it.
Whats not forbidden is allowed in my book.

Just stream it to 1 or 2 friends and not public on twitch dummy.

>>19321909
Scan your mind? Is mind reading a vamp thing? Never heard of that one

>>19321911

This would get you killed so fast. And yeah they could have stuff removed and easily use viruses to neutralize any threats. People cracked WikiLeaks insurance archives. Doesnt do any good because nobody hears from them anymore.

>>19321909
You're right. And it would be silly as fuck. I would never do anything like that. Even if you wont get harmed it would just be stupid to possibly ruin the chance to talk.

>>19321911
True but I don't know if vampires want their face all over the Internet in HD. Even if people think it's a hoax.

>>19321916
Nigga, I wouldn't stream it at all. I would be polite and be thankful just to have that opportunity! And so should any of us given the chance.

>>19321918
Yeah, at least the cainite ones

>>19321911
That sucks, could also try dealers, some anon couple days ago told some weird shit happened with him

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>>19321918
They (the people belonging to this group, or the single person talking as many people) have implied that vampires have mind control powers. Their mind interacts with yours and alters it.

But again, he kind of changed these stories. I don't think the truth was ever laid fully out here. For example, at some point he said it is possible to erase memories and fuck with the human mind but only a few "specialist" vampires can do it and it's very difficult.

Is that true though? Or did he say that so people would have lower expectations of the average vampire and be unprepared for any mindtricks?

Your guess.

>>19321925
Nigga Im trying to help you remember in case they do some jedi mind trick shit. Im not talking about streaming the meeting. Just like stream yourself going to their location so you have proof that something happened in case you dont remember it afterwards

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>>19321911
Im gonna start looking into this shit seriously after i get some funds.

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>>19321958
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THESE GROUP DONATION MEETINGS! I WANT TO MEET THIS ONE FAGGOT 1on1 WITHOUT ANY MIND JEDI TRICKS!

He has to agree beforehand that my memories stay with me. Then he can't get mad anyway if I do write myself a letter beforehand and record a video before I go.

>>19321939
>Dealers

Finding a dealer for me is probably about as hard as tracking a vamp. Besides, what would make them have more info than your average person, unless they happen to deal human blood?

>>19321945
I mean, people have the power to effect others minds through hypnosis and trickery. It would make sense that, as vamps are most likely spiritual altered in some way, that if a person had an aptitude for that before the change, it would alter and possibly enhance those skills.

>>19321964
I think most people aren't really susceptible for hypnosis if they don't want too though...

>>19321945
Too many ifs and maybes from likely unreliable sources. WHAT'S REAL?! Also about time to join the tripfags, Mahou Shounen the raging fag has joined! (I'm also the guy who talked about being in Romania last week btw)

>>19321973
Oh ya hypnosis! I've got a bit of personal experience regarding that. Basically at a bar with some friends when we meet a hypnotist, two people I know are way big into and fall deep into a trance meanwhile myself and another friend (while trying to believe it) are completely unaffected by it. Not sure if it's who one is, their mindset, or what.

>>19321973
I was thinking more along the lines of the precedent existing for it, and why it might only be some.

I mean, I've never heard of permanent hypnosis either. I'm guessing that the psychological test thing is just to cover their ass, make double sure that it'll work, because of extra vamp juice, and them already being susceptible to it.

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>>19321975
Don't be an entitled brat, please.

The topic of vampires is one of the most difficult ones because it's so damn polluted with mental illness, roleplayers and disinfo.

You have to approach it with A LOT OF patience and be fine with making little to none progress for weeks, even months maybe. It sucks but that's the nature of the beast.

>>19321962
Well I would go and this ia what I would do.
Also I dont believe its about draining blood. There must be easier ways to get victims

>>19321981
A lot of people want to believe this stuff and can suggest themselves into roleplay scenarios. You said the two who got controlled were into it, no?

>>19321982
>I'm guessing that the psychological test thing is just to cover their ass, make double sure that it'll work

Yes, I can agree with that. IF... the test is about forgetting at all though which we don't know. I stick with my opinion that all this effort and hassle to find a few donators who can forget seems shady.

Maybe it's just my paranoia (to be fair, I really am very paranoid) but I can't shake the feeling.

Also two of the people I talked to who said they went to the meetings didn't forget. They still had their memories, but they didn't want to clarify what exactly happened besides receiving proof. So....

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truth is mortals cannot become vampires easily

for every successful conversion there are 20 more who have died

this is partly due to one's physical health as most of our applicants are merely seeking our help out of fear and impending death

>>19321995
Well shit, now that's a nice nugget of info.

So, it doesn't always work, even with the test? So what is the test for? Is it just to make sure you're the right kind of person? Maybe a test of patience and dedication? Maybe they only wipe your memories under certain circumstances, like they won't turn everyone that wants it.

The rabbit hole deepens...

>>19322006
Do you look as good as your pic too?

1 to 20 isn't that bad, to be honest.

>due to one's physical health

Clarify please. What kind of health is needed?

>>19321964
That i dont know, but if they be involved in human activities they could be also into illegal ones. Just guessing tough

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>>19322006
Riddle me this, blood nigger. Where is vampirism from in origin?

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>>19322007
I didn't get the impression that it failed on them. The vampires just didn't attempt to erase the memories or harm the person.

But I can't tell you much more what even happened, the people involved themselves seem confused.

Maybe it really is (as it was suggested here before) to find possible aspirants and not just blood sluts or whatever willing donators are called these days.

>>19321983
Not sure how I was acting like an entitled brat but sorry if that's how I came across. I'm mostly just here to observe and see what's going on or what happens, while making the occasional inquiry or comment.
>>19321995
I don't know if they had a predisposition to be easily influenced by the hypnotic suggestion but to some extent ya. They were definitely welcoming it I can say that at least

>>19322006
If you don't mind me asking, I have a few questions.

Where do these applicants come from and how do they apply? Are you/the group you belong to just based in a certain area, or do you have a wider field of operation? Are you willing to reveal yourself and show proof to a person without attempting to change them? Would that person still be applicable for the change at a later date?

I'm sorry if that's a little too probing, I'm a bit new to all this.

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>>19322006
Well, if there are vamps that means theres other ways of becoming immortal, right?

>>19322018
>Blood sluts

Kek, I like it. I'm sticking with blood sluts from now on.

This group really is a riddle wrapped in an enigma then. I suppose it makes sense, can't reveal yourself to every Tom, Dick and Harry with an interest in horror movies, gotta make sure they're worth your time.

How come vampires fucking spill blood everywhere? They get it all over their chin and fronts, it's fucking disgusting. Use a fucking napkin you god damn animals.

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>>19322024
The human mind is very efficient in deceiving itself. And none of us is safe. Memories are easily altered by yourself too. For example, I managed to fully convince myself into a false memory to remember a name as Niklas instead of Nils, because it would have made sense.

But when I checked my diary I saw it was wrong, before that I was fully convinced about that false memory too. You get what I mean?

Or those psychological tricks that if you a friend a fake memory 3 times they will eventually believe it as a fact.

>>19322042
Someone here referred to herself as a blood slut and wanted to become one for these survey vampires, that's where I picked it up from. :^)

>>19322079
*If you TELL a friend a fake memory 3...

Sorry, am not writing properly. I'm jumping between all my tabs and my mind is all over the place. Apologies for typos and stuff, etc.

>>19322079
I mean yeah, for concrete proof and a possibility of turning, I'd gladly be both a regular and blood slut, ngl.

Whose undead cock/pussy I gotta play with to get me some immortality?

Not sure how I feel about the whole mind control stuff, Petar Blagojevich's "case" was pretty much the opposite of him running around mind washing people

TL;DR he'd literally just go in while people slept and drank from them, and if they woke up he'd beat the shit out of them.

>>19322079
Can't replace a memory if you don't remember anything in the first place! But ya, I know all about that tricking yourself into remembering things differently.

>>19321761
no. Cain meme needs to end.

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>>19322093
Regardless what they look and smell like? Come here, give me a kisss... pic related.

>>19322249
For a chance at immortality? Sure. Its not like I just have a vampire fetish or some shit (I turned down vampire roleplay with an ex-gf before) I just think immortality is worth it, no matter how ugly or gross they are.

So why would a nigga want to become a vampire? Immortality gets boring

>>19322324
not if you harness your power and use it in the right way with proper tutelage.

>>19322269
Forgot trip like a dumbass. FFS.

>>19322324
Depends on your perspective. I personally have an ability to find almost anything interesting, and to have an eternity to learn everything, master every craft, and create new experiences with new people, and see where the future goes?

Hell yeah I'm down for that.

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>>19322269
>"Behold mortal! To become a vampyr yourself you have to suck off 10 elder vampires in the next 30 minutes to prove your undying determination and total commitment to go forward in pursuit of your goals!"
>you proceed to do so
>"Apologies human but it was just a ruse. You can't become a vampire. Here's an award for the best mortal blowjobs though! Have a nice day."

Certainly a good story to tell your children in the future.

>>19322330
And do what? gather enough knowledge and guide humans?

>>19322342
vampires don't try to "guide" humans. they have their own exiatence that is seperate and clandestine.

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>>19322353
>Being a literal parasite while being useless to the existence of everything as a whole

Sure sounds like fun

>>19322376
How are you not a parasite as a human though? Leeching off nature, animals and other (poor) humans.

>>19322376
so who's useful to existence? everyone's a parasite, no?

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>>19322341
Worth it. Not only would I have proved their existence to myself, I'd have sucked 10 elder vampire dicks, 10 more than most people have.

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>>19322324
Your perception of time would change, hundreds of years would be for you as decades are for mortals, you would problably learn a lot of trades, change jobs and identity, the experience would never be the same cus the world is always changing and so are people

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>>19322388
Oh you degenerate...

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>>19322382
Because I, for one. Want to give back what I take. And I can. I could help clean up forests, plant new trees, n such.

I could start a farm and grow lifestock or animals such as deer

I could help the poor by employing them to help in both of those efforts

>>19322389
the perception of time stays the same.it passes the same for all of us a minute for you is the same as a minute for a vampire.

>>19322399
You still leech off the planet though. You sustain yourself every day with the death and suffering of other organisms - meat, dairy, plants. You benefits at other's expense. You are by definition a parasite and so am I.

Also, why would a vampire not be able to plant trees and start a farm? They could do work like that too.

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>>19322389
What jobs can you really have if you burn in the sun?

>>19322393
You bet I am, why do you think immortality is so interesting to me anyway? Shit is a hedonist's dream, a potentially infinite amount of pleasures, sexual or otherwise.

>>19322353

Yes, but they've still affected humans... Our development. They have undoubtedly applied certain pressures to the gene pool if they do exist.

>>19322340
I'm on the same boat as convert, an indefinite amount of time to learn (music in my case) would be amazing
>>19322341
Don't threaten me with a good time

>>19322412
>I'm already a piece of shit so I'm gonna become a bigger piece of shit

>>19322414
>Any store that has night shifts.
>Any job that lets you work from home.
>Anything completely indoors with no windows.
>Mining.
>Nocturnal life biologist.

>>19322414
that is a tough one. weaith has been accumulated over the centuries. investments have been made. stocks have been purchased. it's been a long endeavor, but no actual jobs need to be done anymore if you're in the right community.

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>>19322419
You're the opposite of me then, I suppose.

If there's ever any situation where vampires have to be swayed with sexual favors I'll make you sure to call your number and get your ass there to do. :^)

>>19322426
Another one? We need the inquisition back, I'm going to faint...

>>19322429
So not as many as you'd want

>>19322428
How is a vampire a bigger shit than a human? Do you have any idea of the extreme damage that the milk and meat industry take on the planet? Our how our modern countries thrive on the back of poor people from other places?

If anything, vampires would take some pressure from the planet and nature if they would remove humans.

>>19322426
Music would be my main focus as well, just imagining how much better my shitty solo projects would be if I knew how to play every instrument in the world.

>>19322432
Yeah cool, if they won't even meet you without it, I'll be there to take one for the team. :^)

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>>19322440
You ever heard of Posadism?
I'd think it'd be right up your alley

Also you're pushing a very romantic idea of vampires

>>19322414
I dont know for sure if they are really killed by the sun.

>>19322456
You're just a hypocrite. Calling vampires parasites when you're the living definition of a vampire yourself. Do you give a shit about all the animals that are being enslaved, murdered and tortured for your own benefit? No?

Then shut the fuck up and stop pointing fingers at other beings that are supposedly so much worse. Put your own house in order first.

I never said or think that vampires are beautiful, cuddly and gentle creatures. But I doubt they run around murdering and destroying everything in sight either. If they only bite humans here and there then they aren't worse than us in terms of parasite status.

>Posadism

A form of Trotskyism based on the politics of J. Posadas. No, I don't know what that is.

>>19322468
Posadism is the idea of killing everything in the 1st world using nukes and then waiting for the aliens from some socialist planet to pick up the humans for doing so well

But now you're saying a regular human is
essentially already a vampire?

You'd be leeching less if you lived like Diogenes, no vampirism needed

>>19322495
>Alien Communism

Psssssh, it's all about Space Capitalism yo. Colonising new planets, exploiting resources, and creating a galaxy-wide trade network.

... No, YOU'VE been playing too much Elite Dangerous.

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>>19322010
No. The more time a vampire as spent their existence as such, the more their looks develop. Fangs, claws, pale skin, etc. These features take decades to establish.

Also I should clarify that we induct roughly 20 mortals every year. It is just most of these mortals are elderly, sick, mentally incapable, or just in over all poor health; it would do you well to be in youthful and in optimal health (sorry diabetics, and congestive heart failures) to survive the transformation. We mostly use these desperate people as easy blood sources.

>>19322017
This is actually a perplexing mystery amongst vampires themselves. Legend is the first vampire was a dying man in sub Sahara Africa that was sent out to perish in the heat for coveting a younger woman already belonging to another.

>>19322040
Yes there are multiple ways. The easiest is to have another vampire convert you using their blood. Nothing but a little poke, and a week's worth of suffering.

Another more risky way is to summon a demon willing to grant you cursed "immortality." This is purely hearsay, but it must be an arch demon or the dark prince himself. I expect such "sacrifices" to penultimately be in their favor, and the rewards benefiting their goals. Such summoning rituals are beyond my knowledge.

The last way is actually one that is practiced more among ignorant fools attempting alchemy than anyone else. It is rather common knowledge that every action has an equal consequence, so it goes without saying that suspending one's life or mortality would require some serious resources at hand. Which ones I will not say in detail, but it does require virgin blood of your descendants.

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>>19322495
I actually think that's pretty fun.

>But now you're saying a regular human is
essentially already a vampire?

It was a typo but still not that wrong. I wanted to say parasite again.

>>19322552
So where do you live? Can I look at you IRL and give you some money and candy as thanks?

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>>19322032

I can only speak for my clan's method of inducting others into our fold. Our younger vampires, those that have not had enough time to develop the stereotypical vampiric features, are the ones doing the recruiting. They frequent nightclubs, bars, churches, and other locales with plenty of opportunity. They just look out for easy prey. Take you home, mesmerize you a bit, siphon out some blood (killing the milking cow is bad after all), and off they go. We don't need much, just enough to satiate the cravings.

As far as induction is concerned, that must be approved by the clan mother. We have very specific questions to ask, and very specific answer to report back to her. She wants certain individuals for the clan and other barred. As stated early, we get rather desperate people who think they can cheat death using her blood. It should be noted that she keeps our numbers on an as needed basis. It should also be noted that any vampire can infuse their cursed blood into a mortal, and thus convert them; If any clan leader finds out, don't expect friendly reception from any vampire outside the major, minor, and slave clans.

Last, we do not reveal ourselves. Not matter how certain a mortal is about our identity. It is amusing when a mortal attempts to reveal us.

Interestingly enough my clan has a well established blood bank to draw upon through very controlled monetary donations, and some brute force. Our area of operations is purposefully kept down to a certain large city. It helps to keep other rival clans from warring against us, and us toward them. Simple territorial disputes.

>>19322574
>different clans
>vampires look like pale, hairless elves
>magic powers
>matriarchat

Sounds like roleplay to me. But still fun to read.

>>19322552
I'm youthful and in fairly optimal health, how do I sign up?

>>19322552
Yo, where do i apply for turning? If not possible ill go summoning route or other spiritual way.

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>>19322558
Clever. Amusing. I will decline this donation, and treat however.

>>19322594
Don't worry about that. If we want you, we will find you. It just takes time, but that is no concern to us...

>>19322604
Conversion is strictly up to the matriarch. I have no say on such a decision.

But, do know there are other methods of conversion. It all depends on how much you are willing to sacrifice...

>>19322586
Yeah, now I've read through it all, more than a little larpy. Plus:

>We don't reveal ourselves
>Totally okay with saying we exist though, you just can't actually see us

Wew.

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>>19322616
So Solas from Dragon Age is a vampire? The more you know... he was pretty cute.

>>19322621
hell yeah

well i had fun with this, good night everyone

>>19322627
Good night.

>>19322618
Ya mad cuz the bloodsucking asslords of fourchin don't wantcha?

>>19322627
FUCKING ROLEPLAYERS REEEEEEE.

In all seriousness, props on making it interesting at least. Night.

>>19322616
Well, im willing to sacrifice what i have, wich os not much tough, my life, computer and my car lol.

Speaking of sleep, seen as I don't have to be nocturnal yet, I'll get on that as well.

Night all, see you tomorrow no doubt.

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>>19322674

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Wish all the topics on here that are way out there wouldn't get filled up with larp and shitposting so quickly but I mean hey I guess you kind of ask for it when you go talking about this shit on 4chan

>>19322695
Well other than discussing rumours and theories, it's not like anything else would realistically happen. Like vampires would actually reveal themselves to convert 4channers, still gotta be optimistic though!

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Speaking of rumors and theories, if anyone here knows of interesting folklore or historical events tied to vampires please share them. Books especially

>>19322809

How many different kinds do you think there are?

>>19320798
OP i hope you get cancer. you know its your fault the state of x every day a vampire faggot thread and everyone using a name or trip this is not myspace KYS virgins

>>19322859
Lmao, says the guy who replied to said thread

we induct roughly 20 mortals every year. utter horseshit. can't greentext on my phone.

>>19322826
different kinds of what?

>>19322859
Good for contaiment purposes tough.

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>>19322859
I don't see the problem. If people are enjoying themselves and don't break any rules, why does it bother you?

We're all just here to distract ourselves and learn a little bit.

curious about the psy vampire stuff

>>19323000
Nothing to it from my experience. It's annoying people and people who circlejerk about energy scanning and astral waifus. No "psy vampire" ever had any effect on me.

Supernatural vampire doesn't equal delusional human who thinks he drain energies with his mind because people around him get tired quickly of his annoying ass.

>>19322980
shut your ugly kebab mouth and kys

asking about supernatural vampires and whatnot and then having some dude tell you about his "psi vampire" experiences is like asking for Grand theft auto 5 and then getting some Korean knock off like "Grab that auto 5"

>>19323251
Sleeping Dogs is awesome tough.

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>>19323126
Why don't you come over and shut it for me? And see what happens.

>>19322809
Solomon will always be the best

>>19322412
>You sustain yourself every day with the death and suffering of other organisms - meat, dairy, plants. You benefits at other's expense. You are by definition a parasite and so am I.
By that dumb definition literally every animal is parasite too

>>19323359
I'll shut it if you fill me up with that vampire wannabe cock.

>>19323483
Yeah, but animals can't make moral decisions and humans leech off the planet in total abundance. We don't just take what we need, we take what we WANT. Big difference.

My point is that it's ridiculous to call a vampire a parasite but not consider humans as parasites too. We are like meat-vampires to animals, pretty scary.

>>19323505
I have no dick. Will my fist suffice? I'll shove that down your throat.

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>>19323419
Solomon was an hero

>>19323483
Honestly as long as you hook me up with that immortality senpai, I don't care much if people call me a parasite lmao

>>19323511
>I have no dick
And I am no longer interested.

>>19320798
I'm a vaginal vampire, I suck vagina until it dries out.

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>>19323517
Enjoy yourself: >>>/lgbt/

>>19323521
There is nothing wrong with feminine vampire dicks.

>>19323532
Yes, it's not wrong at all. It's also okay to be a faggot in 2017 so you can be out and proud my dear.

>>19323532
inb4 Schrodinger

>>19323537
>>19323538
Listen, if you're attracted to the feminine side of the dicks then its not gay. Therefore, I'm not a homo.

>>19323544
Right, forgive me. I forgot about this:

"A feminine penis isn't necessarily "small", "cute", or "shaven". It is just an inherently quality of a penis. When you see a feminine penis, you know it is feminine. You can just sense it. That way you know that the msm sexual encounter you are about to partake in isn't gay.

A full bearded, 6ft 6 masc may have a 9 inch thundercock that is feminine, so no matter what you do with him, whether you fuck him, or he fucks you deep and raw while you squeal like a little slut, you know that you are not gay because his penis was feminine. It's pretty easy to understand desu."

You are 100% straight. I wish you good look in finding a feminine vampire dick.

>>19323511
Let me know when I can live a healthy life as vegan without having to supplement shit...

Problem with humans is that there is just damn too many of us and it will get worse.

I dont see this "parasite" thing as a bad thing. It is just what it is. Nature gave us these cards and we are playing with them. Feelibg guilt over it seems just as dumb as white guilt for example to me

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>>19323552
You already can live very healthy as a vegan with only one cheap supplement which is B12. There are many studies on it. I was vegan for over a year and my blood tests were better than ever. I mean there's even vegan body builders and what-not...

>I dont see this "parasite" thing as a bad thing. It is just what it is.

I'm not HAPPY about being one but I don't see it as horrible either. It's kinda just how it is.

If vampires don't kill every time they feed (and it's very likely they don't) then they are not worse than humans.

>>19323564
Still its unnatural for humans. We evolved as omnivores. We are omnivores. I think nature is pretty smart and going against it is dumb...I think your blood test got better because you were eating less retarded shit. They would be better on healthy omnivore diet too

Most of the so called vegan bodybuilders were meat eaters for decades tho.

If vampires don't kill every time they feed (and it's very likely they don't) then they are not worse than humans.
Agree for same reason why I dont think that eating animal products is bad. Its just a food chain. If cow could eat you it would eat you desu but nature gave us different cards to play with. Sucks to be you cow,my condolences.

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>>19323629
But homie, natural doesn't always equal good. Appeal to nature is a logical fallacy. I'll just quote this:

There are very many things in this world that are “all natural” and very bad for you besides cocaine, including, earthquakes, monsoons, and viruses, just to name a few. Whereas “unnatural” things such as aspirin, pacemakers, and surgery can be very good things.

You see. You can live perfectly fine on a fully vegan diet (if you take B12), there's plenty of studies and examples of it. But I don't blame you for not doing it, I stopped as well because I was too weak to maintain it.

>Its just a food chain.

Well, it's still cruel. It is in our power to grant them a long and nice life, but we rather keep them enslaved and suffering for our own happiness. Meh... I hate this topic it makes me feel bad. Whatever.

>>19323663
>comparing our dietary needs with natural catastrophes

poškození mozku?

>You see. You can live perfectly fine on a fully vegan diet (if you take B12), there's plenty of studies and examples of it. But I don't blame you for not doing it, I stopped as well because I was too weak to maintain it.

If you need to supplement something its shit to me. I could become vegetarian literally right now and I would have no issue with it because I would know that I´m not fucking myself over. What would you do if b12 supplements didnt exist?

>Well, it's still cruel. It is in our power to grant them a long and nice life, but we rather keep them enslaved and suffering for our own happiness. Meh... I hate this topic it makes me feel bad. Whatever.
yes it is very cruel. Most of the animals spend their whole lives inside and never even see sunlight. At least you can buy bio stuff where animals live kinda normal lives outdoors I guess. I dont support these mass death factories. Unless I´m pigging out on kebab and burgers :^)

>>19323708
It doesn't change the fact that appeal to nature is a logical fallacy. I could you many more reasons for that, not just natural catastrophes. A thing being natural doesn't make it good or better, simple as that.

A whole diet is shit because you need to take a pill once every two weeks even though it's proven to be healthy and cruelty-free? Wew, lad.

Either way people like us who eat meat and dairy shouldn't cry if a vampire eats them. Though they probably smell bad. Red meat makes you smell way less attractive. :^)

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16891352

Results of repeated measures analysis of variance showed that the odor of donors when on the nonmeat diet was judged as significantly more attractive, more pleasant, and less intense. This suggests that red meat consumption has a negative impact on perceived body odor hedonicity.

>>19323730
If our ancestors didnt eat meat we would still be stuck on trees,prey to everyone else and you would not be able to live your comfy neet life :^) humanity would not exists so it seems kinda hypocritical to me. Also I hate these obnoxious,loud,self righteous vegans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUvwsPyO4bw

>A whole diet is shit because you need to take a pill once every two weeks even though it's proven to be healthy and cruelty-free? Wew, lad.
well the fact that you need supplements makes it shit. What would you do if you could not supplement b12? Your quality of life would be shit

>Either way people like us who eat meat and dairy shouldn't cry if a vampire eats them. Though they probably smell bad. Red meat makes you smell way less attractive. :^)
I bet they were eating shitty mass produced meat full of hormones and not healthy meat from happy grass fed cows :^)
Guess vampires will have to put clothespin on their nose if they want to eat us :^)

>>19323521
Im interested now. Wheres the pussy at?

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>>19323786
>If our ancestors didnt eat meat we would still be stuck on trees

If ancestors didn't rape and murder they wouldn't have survived either as the dominant species. Natural too, see? You want to experience that? I'm sure we have some volunteers in this thread. Kek.

> What would you do if you could not supplement b12?

We only need to supplement B12 because we clean our food, because our food is "unnatural" as you would say. The reason animals have B12 is because they eat the unclean foods with the bacterias on it and we don't do that anymore.

If we lived like back in the day vegans wouldn't need B12 supplements.

>Guess vampires will have to put clothespin on their nose if they want to eat us :^)

Yum-yum!

>>19323790
Go kill yourself is where it's at, maggot.

>>19323832
>If ancestors didn't rape and murder they wouldn't have survived either as the dominant species.

wat

>If we lived like back in the day vegans wouldn't need B12 supplements.

Yeah I heard this meme before. You think that before people were not washing their vegetables? Like they were eating them with dirt and shit?
Also before vegetables were not available whole year. It was a seasonal thing. Meat was available always. In some places vegetables were not available at all.

>Yum-yum!

I will take shower and apply my best deoderant and cologne if the vampiress lets me know beforehand :^)

>>19323832
I cant die man.

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>>19323873
Well what do you think happened in our past? Civilizations were at war all the fucking time and that includes murder and rape. Or before that... primitive humans, how do you think dominance and success were asserted?

>meme

It's not a meme, fool! Pic related.

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>>19323893
proof? I could end you if I wanted

>>19323899
Humans could still thrive without murdering and raping others. It was more like fun pastime than biological need.
Bet your pic is some vegan propaganda website and does not cite any sources that support their "humans loved to eat their veggies with side of dirt and shit" theory

If you meet one, you will regret it. That's all I can say. They move and act differently than others, similar to a psychopath. The darkness may seem intriguing, but it's all downhill from there.

>>19323923
I dont want to end, fuck that. Quick question tough, if there were other ways of achieving immortality besides vampirism, would you still choose the latter option?

>>19323929
You seem to think that people in this thread have no brain damage. That is incorrect. We have massive brain damage, so we don't care about warnings.

>>19323923
We could thrive without eating meat too.

>Bet your pic is some vegan propaganda

I'm going to give you vegan propaganda irl with my fist in your face you smug retard.

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>>19323929
I bet I could use my charm and sweet talk some cute vampire girl from killing me

>>19323948
>We could thrive without eating meat too.

no there was not a single vegan society.
Veggies were not even available in some parts of World. And you could not store them either. Also seasons,winters etc.

>I'm going to give you vegan propaganda irl with my fist in your face you smug retard.

Come and try it I fucking dare you kid

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>>19323973
>I bet I could use my charm and sweet talk some cute vampire girl from killing me

Reminds me of the girls who loved Pyramid Head, some article I read some years ago:

"The sheer brute force and brutality he displays is the same thing that drives good girls to like bad guys," adds Katrina. "The hope or fantasy that should you come upon him in reality you could be the one that he does not hurt or rape, that you could 'tame the savage beast.' It's a pleasant fantasy."

It never works like that in reality though. It's just a fools fantasy. And YOU are a fool like these girls! Rename into Knife Wielding Fool right now.

My favorite quote of that article though:

"He's so sexy, how he kills everything he sees," says Sharon, 14.

Kek. Holy shit. Sharon... calm down. To her defense, she's only 14 years old but that's still a bizarre fetish for such a young person.

(http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/issues/issue_198/5984-Love-Triangle)

>no there was not a single vegan society.

Yeah but what's your point, KID? I just explained that all big civilizations went to war and destroyed/fucked up shit. So that's natural or nah?

>Come and try it I fucking dare you kid

On my way.

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>>19323929
> It's all downhill from there.
Anon, the fact that we're engaging in this thread is a pretty good indication that whatever warning someone's gonna give us is going to be ignored. We all want to meet our own spook.

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>>19323988
I dont love them tho and I dont find killing anything sexy. I´m just sure I would be able to save my hide :^)

And yeah girls are retarded,especially teenage girls. But we both know that dont we ? :^)

Seras is still cute tho

>Yeah but what's your point, KID? I just explained that all big civilizations went to war and destroyed/fucked up shit. So that's natural or nah?

You are comparing BIOLOGICAL needs (like you had 2 choices : eat meat or die and we evolved thanks to eating meat) with hobbies.

>On my way.

Kiss and say goodbye to your parents before you go.

>>19323988
Thats disturbing whats wrong with our generation??

>>19324024
>And yeah girls are retarded,especially teenage girls.

Teenage boys are objectively worse.

>You are comparing BIOLOGICAL needs

So why are killing and rape not biological needs? Cause you don't have the biological need to eat meat more than you have one to have sex. I'm really tired too so you're in luck that I'm not writing long, highly intelligent blocks of replies...

>Kiss and say goodbye to your parents before you go.

Why would? I will return safe and sound... with your head in a box.

:^)

>>19324025
>goes on 4chan
>disturbed by that article

Huh.

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>>19324025
> Disturbing
Anon, this isn't the most fucked up thing, unless you're a middle-aged soccer mom. If anything it's sad because that kid probably got hit or something when they were younger, or have some screw in their head loose in order to think that a killer is hot. Reminds me of those 10 year olds I met a while back that wanted to fuck a creepypasta serial killer.

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>>19324037
>Teenage boys are objectively worse.

Wrong. Boys dont adore female murderers and dont feel that retarded "ohh he is so bad....I bet I can change him!" thing.
The article shows how degenerate you are :^)

>So why are killing and rape not biological needs?
humanity didnt need to have this to survive and thrive but it needed meat.

>I'm really tired too so you're in luck that I'm not writing long, highly intelligent blocks of replies...
Of course...VERY lucky. Go get your beauty sleep moron :^)

>Why would? I will return safe and sound... with your head in a box.

Womanlet like you cant even reach my neck especially with your EXTREMELY short , t-rex like arms.
All I would need to do to pacify you would be to stretch my arm and put my palm on your forehead. You would never be able to reach me :^)

>>19324063
I'll leave you to your delusions and go to sleep. Peace.

>>19324119
Night night

vampires dont exist. get real and stop looking.

>>19324314
Proof?

>>19324352
none needed. just good advice. dont waste your time. be productive

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>>19324352
Disregard him, keep looking. Eventually, if it exists some of you will find it.

>>19324551
Sounds like something a vampire would say to get us to stop looking for them!

So, here's a question for others... Say you were to find proof, what would you do with it?

Are you just looking for personal confirmation, or would you try and reveal it to the world, at the risk of looking insane, or even putting yourself in danger?

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>>19324606
Cool picture, consider it stolen.

>>19324314
Disinfo. Disregard this anon.

>>19324834
I don't think you can reveal this to the world unless you are already a very powerful and relevant person who has the means to pull this through like Bill Gates or something. And even then it might be close to impossible because most people just don't want to believe it.

But as a normal person... good luck. You could have video tapes and witnesses, it would still be called CGI, editing, scheme to make money or get famous.

So no, I just seek personal confirmation and that's it. You?

Vampires are rare.

Probably one in 20,000 I'd say. Maybe one in 100,000.

Wouldn't know, really. I've seen the allusions in media. Music, and television and shit. In a Lady Gaga music video, for fuck's sake.

Too few to get organized. They just exist.

I'd answer questions if I could, but I can't.

>>19324834
I would certainly not reveal it with the World. Also I doubt that people would trust me and I have no idea how I would do that anyway. Bring a live vampire on national tv? People would think its some prank anyway.

I would only share it with like handful of people.

>>19324868
>I'd answer questions if I could, but I can't.
well you are not very helpful then

>>19324862
Personal proof, potentially conversion. I don't think trying to reveal it would be worth the media hounding you and calling you crazy the rest of your life, and I doubt they'd want to be revealed or reveal themselves, or they would have already.

>>19324868
I personally think you're seriously high-balling those numbers. That'd mean that there are 350,000 to 70,000 vampires on the planet. I can't see there being as many as that.

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>>19324834
Honestly If I ever had known for sure they were real and had ample proof, I'd keep that shit to myself. Same with occult stuff really, if I ever really learned stuff worth telling people I'd never make that stuff common knowledge so to speak.

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>>19324890
Don't even think the media would be interested, son. Have you seen how many "paranormal proof" videos there are on Youtube? I recently saw one of a mermaid and it was pretty damn good but literally no one gives a shit.

I tried to talk to a few people IRL about vampires too and all you get is that "Yeah sure honey.... now go back and play with your stuffed animals."-kinda look and reaction.

>>19324908
Yeah as much as supernatural and occult shit interests me I'm not autistic and assume people won't think I'm bugnutter batshit crazy for mentioning it in public lmao. You can't go around saying "WHERE THE VAMPIRES AT CUZ".

desu though most people today couldn't care less about anything out of the norm, like fringe science, complex politics, people are just boring.

>>19324908
Yeah, but also look at people who claimed to be abducted by aliens. They get put on "this week in crazy" type news segments, and get interviewed for documentaries and shit.

The videos like that probably never got sent to the press. Either that, or because of the internet the media (except the History Channel) just isn't interested any more, because there's oversaturation of it online.

In a weird way, I'd assume all this would help shit like Vampires stay hidden. Since anything that is actually real that'd ever be found out about them would be considered bullshit.

>>19324924
I don't even yell where at the vampires at! I just take their hand, look into their eyes while breathing heavily and ask: "Do... Do you think vampires are real? Because I do."

>>19324929
Aliens are faaar more accepted and taken more serious than vampires though. And still you barely hear about it on the news.

>>19324929
Noone wants to be associated with crazy

>>19324908
>I tried to talk to a few people IRL about vampires too and all you get is that "Yeah sure honey.... now go back and play with your stuffed animals."-kinda look and reaction.
Hope you are telling vampire stories to your kebab delivery boys instead of giving them tip :^)

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>>19324953
>talking to delivery boys

NO!

Well, they get a tip. But no vampire story. I don't trust them....

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>>19324908
Gotta die to become a vampire.

>>19324964
Becoming a vampire should really not be the priority or main concern for anyone here right now. That's a whole different story. I mean we can theorize about it but the focus should be on confirming they exist at all.

>>19324943
Yeah, that's a very sensible point. I mean, there's plenty of people out there that believe in aliens, but no other paranormal things like ghosts or whatever, just because of the statistic likelihood of them existing with the size of the universe.

>>19324953
But if no one wants to be associated with crazy, why am I here with you guys? :^)

>>19324958
Delivery boys would make the perfect vampires. Think about it, people usually order shit for delivery after dark...

Wonder how they feel about people who order garlic bread?

>>19324958
who do you talk irl about vampires? I cant do that. I have to keep up my masquerade

>>19324969
I cant speak for anyone else here but I still feel sane desu

Looking at all of these posts of people so fascinated with the concept of becoming a vampire or just seeing a vampire
The thought of a vampire existing at all sickens me to my core.
So which things about Vampires ring true?
>Can't cross running water
>Can't enter a home without invitation
>Die to wooden stake
>Holy implements are more effective
>Garlic?
>Sunlight negatively effects them
>Mind control
>Hypnosis
>Turning into Mist
>Turning into Animals
>Inhuman strength

>>19325141
>Hypnosis
>Sunlight negatively effects them
>somewhat stronger than normal

These are only things on your list that I believe could be possible

>>19325141
>The thought of a vampire existing at all sickens me to my core.

Oh shit, sounds like we've got a hunter on our hands.

I was having this discussion with NTG the other night. I think it's a safe bet to say that things that there are precedents for in humans and the animal kingdom are true. The stake to the heart is just a way of stopping blood flow, mind control and hypnosis exist to a lesser extent in people, jellyfish dont actually age, things like that. Also there are humans who are actually allergic to sunlight, due to severe melanin deficiency.

Things like metamorphosis would probably be on the less likely side of things because things like that don't actually happen. I feel the same about needing invitations or not crossing running water. And holy items and signs of the cross effecting them seems like something the church would say, to make people think that they have power.

But, until we find an actual specimen, we just can't know.

>>19325183
>Things like metamorphosis would probably be on the less likely side of things because things like that don't actually happen. I feel the same about needing invitations or not crossing running water. And holy items and signs of the cross effecting them seems like something the church would say, to make people think that they have power.

Yeah this seems like some high fantasy stuff. Other things can have scientic explanation.

/tg/ pls

and they say /pol/ is a containment board

>>19325183
So decapitation and to a lesser extent bisection would also probably kill a vampire.

>>19325765
Decapitation definitely. No brain connected to the body and no blood to the brain. That's death any way you slice it.

Removal of the heart or brain would do it too. Blood loss is questionable, with stories of vampires entering a state of near-death when blood is removed. That too could just be folklore rather than fact, but if they do have better healing properties, they could produce blood faster or live without it longer somehow?

>>19325808
Do we know if they feel pain

If they real they most likely from space

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>>19325829

>>19325819
>Do we know

The only I can answer questions like that with is no. I don't *know* anything. Until I actually find one, and have proper confirmation, I've got nothing but conjecture.

If I had to guess, then yes. Potentially to a lesser extent, but lack of pain means lack of nerves, and no nerves is a problem.

>>19325846
>and no nerves is a problem.
Why?

>>19325865
No nerves means no sensory input.

No wonder Vampires have to stay hidden, in reality they have barely any power at all, relative to what's believed in fairy tales. One man with the knowledge, will and strength to destroy them could do so.

>>19325871
I remember watching some documentary about girl that didnt feel pain. Shw seemed fine except the retard kept chewing on her own tongue and nearly fucking ate it