/rme/ - Recent Mandela Effects Thread

Woha.

>>19317336
Did you notice that spell correct picks woah up as incorrect spelling.

Biches, I spell woah everyday. This ain't Johannesburg shit this is just simple difference in vernacular trash. Try again.

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>>19317334

Hwa?

>>19317334
fuck that, you are just a fucking retard

spelt used to be spelt spelled

>>19317334
I remember that. I spelled it wrong for years until I realized that I was the only one spelling it right.

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https://youtu.be/QjkHkKjjqx4

>>19317334
The Vernor's ginger ale used to be called Vernon's

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>>19317817
Thanks for a hearty kek

>>19317334
That UNICEF India song about defecating in toilets, without looking it up, what do they say in the chorus?

>poo __ the loo

What's the missing word?

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No silver leg here

>>19318642
this

>>19319253
around

Does anyone else remember Jay leno getting shot? Just me? okay...

>>19317334
8/10 this gave me uncontrollable lols

>>19319375
I remember shooting your mom desu anon.

>>19319253
to

>>19319392
You got it, but most people remember it as "poo IN the loo". Bad collective memory or different timelines, who knows.

>>19319253
In

>>19317436
Upvote, everyone I know says woah

>>19319441
You've been Mandelad, friend.

>>19317334
I swear the Mandela Effect used to be called the Mongoloid Effect in my original timeline, it was named after the mongoloid look of the people with downs syndrome who make threads about it.

>>19317817
Was it that people say sex in the city not and the and Bernstein and Mandela I know what's with field of dreams and chik fil a ect?

>>19318674
http://gawker.com/315179/sex-inand-the-city-the-lawsuit

this made me hysterical.

>>19319401
The song has always been "take the poo to the loo". It's the /pol/ joke that says "poo in loo".

I swear to god fruit pastilles used to be called fruit pastels, am I retarded?

>>19319742
And now they are all spooks amirite

>>19319322
Leg? He had a silver arm, didn't he?

>>19319982
you're retarded and probably spelled it pastels because thats how it sounds and you were younger. pastilles is a word for sweets or food, pastels is not.

>>19318642
"Hows it spelt? Oh i see you spelled it correctly"

Thats the contexf ivevalways considered those two words in

I'm "Fat-kidGeneral" And I noticed that my silverware has become transformed and elongated.

Go check your forks and spoons if you eat like how Rizozo and Rice eats!

There are two true madela effects.
Kennedy's limo
Pikachu's black tipped tail.

>>19321732
I would also include Dolly's braces and the Sinbad genie movie even though I don't remember either, I have plenty of friends in my circle that remember one or the other.

Also the Lindbergh baby

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this thread

>>19318642
This I remember

Hi guys ever since i found out about this and started warning people ive found it to effect me.

My girlfrien, my friends, my parents... all vanished without a trace as tho they were never there... is this the madela effect at work? Seriosu answers only please

>>19321788
just asked my father if he knew what happened to the Lindbergh baby. he remembered as i did: he was never found. i checked and he was found dead in may 12th of same year. either both dad and me are from another dimension or people remember it wrong.

Okay people need to start taking this a different way, So a growing number of people are remembering things alot different. So let's take out the "People have shit memory and refuse to say they are wrong" part and start to think what would cause this.

1.Some how people are shifting into other realitys.( We can skip taking about this one if it keeps people from arguing and keeps us on topic.)
2. Some thing on a mass scale is fucking with peoples memories.
3. False information was set out through different part of the world as an experiment and due to so many people using internet now they are noticing.
4. Other shit you all can think of.

>>19322873
We can as well focus on the top five things people are remembering weirdly, Should keep it more focused and on topic.

>>19322753
Welcome to the Great Game. It's best if you just go with the flow friend.

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>>19317334
why not both?

>>19318642
see
>>19323006

>>19317387
and nobody of the fans had their cellphone ready? you would think they would film and take photos when their star arrives at the airport.. what a koinkidink!

not even a word about it lmao

>>19319804
terrible to read. probably on purpose. only confirms mandela effect shenanigans

>>19317334
i just read where the mandela effect came from

dragon con

so your telling me a whole bunch of dumbasses who don't know anything about south africa thought mandela had died in prison is like some conspiracy instead of a failure of the american education system?

>>19317334
I hear you, bro. To add to that.


Issues used to be Problems.

Repurposed used to be Reused.

And when did people start driving with their lights on in the daytime? Creepy shit, man. This universe is crazy.

>>19322873

Hmm...what would cause this...

I know!

"People have shit memory and refuse to say they are wrong!"

The simplest solution is usually the correct one.

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>>19321732
So yeah I went to look for my special edition Gameboy with Pichu and Pikachu on it(and couldn't find it) but I found a picture of Pikachu from June 2002 instead.
I personally don't remember him with a black tipped tail, I think people are just confusing him with Pichu.

When did men start being referred to as "guys"?

>>19323079
Dubya Bush said Mandela was dead in a speech so I think he used to be dead cause if bush said it it's gotta be right. You see there's an old saying in Tennessee well it's in Texas it's probably in Tennessee it goes fool me once shame.... shame on you. Ya fool me ya can't get fooled again!

>>19323114
They must of timothy mcveighed him then.

Also a lot of this stuff is just slang english is a living language lads we keep creating new words to describe things.

The podcast Rabbits makes this more fun.

>>19323089
>The simplest solution is usually the correct one

According to who, your whore of a mother?

>>19319322
How old are you?
Threepio's silver leg has never been consistent in Star Wars merch or media.

>>19317387
I used to think the reptilian thing was a troll until I saw it irl. I arrested a meth user who was running in traffic waving a knife around saying he was "fighting demons no one else can see." While transporting him to a psych ward he just started staring into my rearview mirror, then kind of nodded off and blinked. I saw the same damn eyes, not much variation from what you see in the videos except they glow a bit irl. They almost seem like holograms pasted over their real eyes, like they're not really there but I'm 100% certain of what I saw, I turned around, took my sunglasses off, and looked to verify.

It's either legitimately something paranormal or a side effect of speedballing. The guy had priors for meth so maybe that had something to do with it, though I don't know how it would. He also thinks he's "Joshua from the Bible" and we're all trespassing on his earth. He has mentioned the "illuminati" but wouldn't go into detail. This sounds so bogus and cliche, but honestly so is he. That's just what my experience with him was.

>>19318642
"Spelt" is ebonics for "spelled." It's just that ebonics has become so commonplace it's replacing American English. For example "lose" is now spelled "loose."

>>19317334
youtube.com/watch?v=kj5pXytIY_4
>woah
>>19317387
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11825811
>Adele's confirmed what everyone suspected: 'I don't know if I will ever tour again'
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/tours/adeles-heartbreaking-note-to-fans-on-final-night-of-mammoth-world-tour/news-story/4295071ecb6c754216da1ef4d2ee78e6
>>19323360
I remember your story, mister officer.

>>19324214
oops, wrong url
http://yournewswire.com/adele-caught-shapeshifting-reptilian-new-zealand/

>>19317334
It used to be hitler killed 6 million jews. Now he didn't even kill a single jew.

>>19324214
What was the whole point of posting those shitty articles? I can't believe I read that garbage. I hope you get fucking sleep paralysis.

>>19324236
but......... adele