Powers out /x/ Innnawoods state What do

Grab glorious kalashnikov rifle and prepare to do battle with the eldritch hordes

Oh this is good... I need you to go outside with a flashlight and a cell phone. Start recording video and wander around until something exciting happens.

Unless you count getting rammed by a moose exciting, I'm good.

Anyone got some stories of power outtages?

>>19314155
If you live with others. Have some fun getting spoopy with each other. If not, save your phone battery and get off /x/ and get some rest OP.

>>19314184
>Live on East Side of Des Moines
>2007-2011 there was at least one power outage every summer on the east side
>11 o clock at night
>Some dumb fuck decides he will take advantage of the power outage to rob people
>Targets my house
>Isn't aware of the family Rottweiler
>Decides he's gonna get through the window
>Pitch black and guy isn't using a flashlight so he's 100% unaware that doggo is actually outside the kennel that I'm assuming he saw
>Wait a good minute
>Let doggo go
>Doggo propels at intruder full speed knocking his ass out of the window
>Intruder hurt so bad he couldn't move
>Go outside and zip tie him to fence
>Call cops
>Intruder gets arrested
>All is well

Get some rest OP.