What is poop and what is pee and how to I turn it into what I want?

>>19313894
Ask Jesus

>>19313900
It's not for him to tell me and you know that.

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>>19313918
Got me.

>>19313925
Well the problem is that I get these clouds of farts that follow me. Some of them smell good and sometimes I can just say POOP really loud and then all of a sudden I feel like I'm literally on crystal meth.

>>19313894
For all the things to laugh at tonight it had to be this.

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>>19313894
>how to I turn it into what I want?

>>19313894
OP you didn't know it, but you turned it into this thread

All hail the Poop King of downtown Chicago! May he bless our mess for a hundred years!

Whut?

What is it that you want?

anubis

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>>19313894
>...how to I turn it into what I want?
I can't really define what they "are" (metaphysically or spiritually), but you can turn them (back) into food by mixing them with dirt, and leaving them in a pile for a year or two.

I usually turn poop and pee into apples. I'm not sure if this would work for making a "poop tulpa" girlfriend though. Let us know how that works out, if you try.

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>>19313894

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_XVyMZlF8