Hello /x/ what happens if I use my cum as an offering.

>>19311127
Not much. Use it to charge things, not as the actual offering itself.

Blood would work better but if you aren't a human being of much important then your blood wouldn't be too valuable to anything either.

Try the soul, or your mental health.Or a first born son.

Also, depends what you are bartering for.

>>19311156
Are you one of those reverse jews thst believes demons are evil and you have to offer blood and sacrifice living beings.

>>19311160
yes

also demons aren't evil, so no thats i don't believe. i also don't believe in the sacrifice thing that was a joke

>>19311162
Ive heard that cum and blood can be even insulting to demons. What the fucj do I believe, what is true Satanism, a lot of them are just vile cunts sacrificing animals or even people. If thats not true Satanism then why does it work?
Is Joy of Satan the legit path of Satan?

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>>19311127
Little soldiers.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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>>19311127
If you drink it you get stronger.

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>>19311168

>Jewish demons realize people will barter with them
>Willing to pay extremely high prices for things easy for the demons to do
>Someone gets pissed off about how one of the demons fulfilled their bargain
>Starts telling everybody that you have to sacrifice cum to them
>Demon's face when they keep getting jizzed on instead of showered in coins

>jerk off
>inject cum into egg
>???
>get homounculus

>>19314903
im actually curious now
Should i experiment with this?

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>>19314920

>>19314939
i dont like it

>>19311127
write down what you want and smear some blood on the paper, faggot

>>19314903
thats no good. it only works if the egg has spaghetti code DNA or you do

you need to harvest your scum when you molt. whiteish grey stuff like if you had a cast for a while but instead when you molt. scrape away with your finger nails when your skin is wet

after a while you might get enough to make something but dont try to make a life sized you it will go bad before you get enough. form it into a shape or dont who cares. then exhale on it and keep it wet

soon my little ones will crawl upon the surface. then we shall see who is king then

>>19315147
[puts on dog outfit]

>>19314903
>>19314920
>>19315181
I recall some YT channel about this shit, let me find it.
Here:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLneC76OgQbbilzeqh7HvpBpqvN_b8nNhi

>>19315187
Lucky for you