September 23 2017 is when aliens will come!!

Sames except my gut is telling me to go get some cheese

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>>19310376
Get over here bread head!

>>19310595
im allergic to peanut butter and this picture triggers me

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>>19310376
>>19310601
The thing that triggers me is that the bread should be toasted. I really feel a bread helmet should be toasted for some reason.

Also, any aliens that arrive in September will be fake, especially if they "attack" earth.

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>>19310719
>a bread helmet should be toasted
I totally agree
Not to be nitpicky about emergencies, but my preference for armor material is more towards dark rye for this purpose --- just seems more protective (or whole grain wheat at least) and I've read some claims that caraway seed is resistant to a lot of stuff that happens in the fall months