Can /x/ help

The CIA is monitoring you because you've been going on the deep web and whacking it to cp.

>>19308695
jesus christ it's Hebrew you fuck

>>19308695
>strange symbols that don't look like any language I know

nigga you foreal?

>>19308719
>>19308721
I'm not Jewish and this TV is from Korea why is there Hebrew on the screen?

NIGGA, THAT'S YIDDISH/HEBREW, WE NEED TO TRANSLATE THAT, THIS MIGHT BE A REAL THING, LET'S FINISH THIS, OMW TO TRANSLATE THIS, THIS IS AWESOMELY COOL , CREEPY AND INTERESTING!
>>19308695 (OP)

And of course, dude, might be some technical issue with your tv or you're being monitoring or so if you have gone to the DW

>>19308743
I haven't been on the deepweb tho

>>19308733
gee fucknuts, maybe something connected to your tv is set to Hebrew

>>19308759
None of the remote buttons or TV buttons work when this happens

>>19308695
CIA niggers

>>19308765
Have you actually even called your TV people

To banish the evil spirit of Yehudy, you must scream at it "GET BACK IN THE OVEN" repeatedly. Instead of "power of christ compels you" scream "HEIL HITLER."

>>19308769
We got this TV from a garage sale when some neighbors moved

>>19308695
fake and gay

Only one thing is off why would the confederates sell you a Spanish radio

>>19308777
Trips don't lie, I guess

somebody typed the words "we come" into google translate

>>19308790
Probably a prank then right, I mean I'm open to believing this is all bullshit just I want a explanation that's not CIA

Yup, can confirm translation is "We come."

Welp, then someone might chip-chan you and has been monitoring you if it has been happening for more than 3 weeks tho, another option is that maybe your tv is messed up but we need to know for sure

And the text says: We're coming
Who? We don't know. Might be aliens or someone, again, tries to chip-chan (read the stry about chip chan if you haven't quite interesting)

Dude, that's kinda creepy for sure

>>19308695 (OP)

Why does OP look fucked up in the reflection?

Says "we are alive" in hebrew, take that as you will

>>19308802
why don't you tell us? you're the hoaxer.

>>19308813
Okay I'm comfy with believing its a chip, just why Hebrew
and why does my radio turn on the same time the TV does this shit?

Because he might be highg while doing that or in terror which is normal

>>19308826
we already figured out it was "we come" anon

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>>19308813
>Might be aliens
>Hebrew speaking aliens

>>19308695
Someone learned how to use the CIA backdoor to make you a prank.

Cover all cameras and use your phone while on the toilet constanly.

>>19308843
Ayy vey! It's anotha Roswell.

>>19308839
I read, so facts
>TV says "we come" in Hebrew for some reason
>radio and TV do a freak out at the same time
>radio has fire damage
>my friend is a paranoid

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>>19308828
>why hebrew?

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Well, dunno why in hebrew for sure, but, have you shit bricks yet? Because, anyone or anything that's doing it, it's not playing around, and if its playing around, it's just a prank, but quite a wild one, but it's strange, creepy and eerie the fact that your radio is doing the thing simultaneously as your tv

It might be paranormal, so, be prepared to shit brix OP


>>19308695 (OP)

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>>19308843
duuuuuuuuude, if its alieans, we will kind of freak out, I mean, we're doomed if they try to reach us with the message that the op is sending to us

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>>19308864
I sleep in the living room so I usually notice when it happens, It usually goes off at 3:30am, 9:30am, 1:pm, and whenever it wants from 2pm-12pm. I really hope this is a convoluted prank.
>maybe my friend keeps calling about shadowy figures trying to kill him to spook me

God is trying to talk to you.

>>19308894
time stamp

>>19308894
just fucking unplug it, bada bing, problem solved

>>19308908
Alright next time it happens I'll make sure to capture it with a time stamp

I too came.

Srsly though. You might want to turn on the radio and vocaroo it so someone can translate.

>Jesus made us click on this thread
>Jesus is trying to communicate to us with his Jewish speak

>>19308773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAom8ws8qp4

>>19308934
Dammit.

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Ouija Boards never go wrong

looks hebrew fucking kikes messing with your tv

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>>19308934

>>19308695
Cool tip to entertain us.

Capture it all on video, and turn on the radio at the same time.

>>19308894
Ahm ....................

We're god" is what it translate grom GT

hoooory shit

Same Rob as before OP

Aswering via cellphone cause electricity were i live went off

>>19308695
Put it in the shower

>>19308964
>>19308915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXbzRTI2pXA
here's what my radio sounds like when it's on

Gonna take a shit, nobody do anything

>>19308695

noice gamecube/n64

>>19309116
ok I'm back, somebody do something

>>19309099
Cant really heard the words so i cant translate. Doesnt sound like mexican music though. Nit enough acordian and tuba

>>19309126
Did you wash your hands you dirty little bastard?

>>19309133
of course

>>19309128
It was a bitch to record, i had to unplug it a lot and fuck with the knob till sound came out.
> never works when I want it to

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>>19308706

Ha! Hebrew to keep you fixated on kikes, /x/ to relay it to others, and anons to to keep it bumped. It's almost as if electronic harassment exists.

>>19308912
Decided to let my phone charge and wait, Its been loosing signal ever since I took the video but I'm guessing that's from lack of battery power.
I'll time stamp around 3:30am eastern time when it happens.

>>19308695
where do you live? you seem dumb like an American, but i have to be sure

>>19309227
Even better anon I'm a dumb American and I live in Florida about a mile away from Pulse night club

>>19309246
Holy shit we're close man, don't bring the jew alien/ghosts to me.

>>19309226
Please do, anon.

>>19309226
If you do, I'll do my best to be up for it.

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>>19309396
I'll try to be up to post with a time stamp

Jew here.

heheheh man, youre fucked

>>19309506
That is some terrible ass quality. At least let what it says be legible.

Jew here again. Notice, there are no vowels.. This is ancient Aramaic. Not Hebrew. heheheh. You are FUCKED

>>19309535
It went off quick

>>19308853
kek

>>19309541
I'm no genius but isn't Aramaic a dead language?

>>19308695
>We're coming
Haha okay OP. Have fun with your Jewish demons.

>>19309568
Languages don't really die.

They get lost.

>>19309541
You wouldn't happen to recognize ANYTHING on that TV as words, would you?

Captcha code: STOP MODDER

OP should try to capture some EVPs. Also do not go the Ouija Board route. You will be fucked.

>>19309595
Seconded. Ouija Boards are fucking terrifying, and you will be fucked till you burn that board and move

>>19309541
>implying Jews didn't make up a language and call it Hebrew
>implying Jews didn't lose their original language

I would attempt contacting Chabad. They MAY help you.


then again they might kill you
jew here again

>>19308894
2pm to 12pm huh? So all day then?

>>19309594
I really don't understand what your saying, I just tried to boot up my GameCube to pass the time and this was on for two minutes

>>19309629
pretty much anon, it just does it at random during those times, or maybe multiple times. I wouldn't know I'm usually at work when it happens weekdays.

>>19309630
Oh, not you OP, unless you're also Jew anon, but I was just asking Jew anon if he had any idea what your screen was trying to tell you.

>>19309613
>burning board
No, that binds the fuckers to a location or a person. AKA no way to end the ritual and the fire symbolizes hell.

so essentially you have an old Zoroastrian/Sumerian demon on your hands..or a cult...or both


you are probably fucked

>>19309675
I'm not Jewish
>barely christian
sorry I got confused for a sec a lot of strange sounds, anyways the error screen contained location IP and some kind of customer script
>probably Nintendo shit
I think that was a error message in the last photo I sent and not "Jewish demon alien ghost"

Demons all be programming your TV and shit ... 'dem technical skillz tho ...

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>We come

The jews are gonna invade Florida

>>19309852
interesting theory anon, I think you're the first person to suggest this.

>>19309866
kek

OP is too much of a fag to keep us updated. Prolly gonna get fucked in the ass by his stupidity.

>>19310004
Update:
>still not 3:30
>noises are happening
>Friend calls scared
>no Ggghost

>>19310024
Good luck OP. Hope you don't die

One day my laptop screen showed a bunch of colored pixels while the battery level went over 100% to a much higher number.

Also a small sansa clip I had, I was listening to the radio and it got stuck to a certain station, no matter how much I turned the 'dial', it was always the same song.

>>19310080
You think our situations may be similar anon. Also did you ever find a explanation for these events?

>>19310080
What was the song?

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>>19309852
Beware da joooos

>>19308695
על פי איך שזה נראה , נדפקת. אני מקווה שהשד יקח אותך בגלל שאתה עושה לארפינג

ואם לעולם יש אפוקליפסה
אני אהרוג את כולכם
פחד יהיה בשפע, המוות יהיה שופע
לא אחסוך אף אחד מכם איכרים
לעזאזל עם הדת שלך, הכומר שלך זיין ילדים
ויש לי שנשלח לכלא PC
ראיתי את השטן, הוא בתוכך ואני
אתה צריך לשמור כדי להאזין לזה, ראה
לך הביתה, לחתוך את הפינה הימנית כך שאף אחד לא רואה אותך
תכבה את הטלפון שלך
תשאיר את זה בבית כדי שאף אחד לא יוכל לעקוב אחרייך
מסוך את הביטויים שלך
בואו להיות רגועים, הם לא יקראו את כוונותיכם
ברגע שאתה בפנים
תן לכולם לדעת מי הם כולם בנוכחות
אני רוצח
אני שד, בן נחש
מהי האמונה שלך?
מה שווה לך?
האם אתה מרגיש הכרה?
אם אני אהרוג אותך עכשיו, האם תלך לגן עדן או לגיהינום שאתה מאמין בו?
המוות מתקרב אליך
30 שניות, לחשוב לפני שוכב בים הדם

There is no Dana. Only Zuul.
Check your fridge

We was tech-savvy Hebrew demons and shit. H3

>>19309568

its dead but you can learn it online if you try hard enough. this could be neo-christian or biblical aramaic. then id look into syriac aramaic

Gotta keep this bread alive. I want to know if OP did mess with the cult previously or is just trolling us or being trolled

>>19310304
>>19310311
Shalom to you too my jewish friend.

>>19308695
That's kike speak

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op didnt eat kosher friendly food now he's getting fucked

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>>19308695
Nothing to worry about if you don't have any secrets or you're not an important person. Just typical Tel Aviv wiretapping.

OP give us a time stamp already

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>>19308695
Sound of falsehood and homosexual post in original faggot

This is retarded

>>19308695
The Zionists clearly have some interest in you. Be careful my friend...

>>19308695
>and weirdest of all showing strange symbols that don't look like any language

that's hebrew

also

Fake&gay

What if you're some kind of Jew sleeper agent and they're attempting to activate you but it's failing?

>>19310311
Worst xxl freestyle ever. Lulz

>>19310311
And if there is ever an apocalypse
I'll kill you all
Fear will abound, death will be abundant
I will not spare any of you peasants
Fuck your religion, your priest fucked children
And I have sent jail PC
I saw Satan, he is inside you and me
You need to keep listening to it, see
Go home, cut the right corner so no one sees you
Turn off your phone
Leave it at home so no one can follow you
Masking your phrases
Let's be calm, they will not read your intentions
Once you're inside
Let everyone know who they are all in the presence
I'm a murderer
I'm a demon, a snake boy
What is your faith?
What's worth to you?
Do you feel recognition?
If I kill you now, will you go to heaven or hell you believe in?
Death is approaching you
30 seconds, thinking before lying in the sea of blood

Thats what translates.

Well, dunno if OP is alive, or raped, oe fucked in the ass and dead

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0

This thread is still up?
Nigger had a janky old radio and a television.

>>19308773
Bump

the jews coming to get you lol

Fake and gay, like everything else. The fact that you roleplay to this extent is paranormal. Paranormally gay!

>>19311915
Youtube: XXL 2017 Cyphers or XXXtentacion's freestyle. Whoever posted this is probably roflcoptering away. Lolz.

Well, this is curious. If not fake then its definantly a demon. Im a hardy boy and i have got a raging clue. Do not oauji call a rabbi or a raghead or something

>>19311915
First line, op.

If there is ever an apocolypse.

So you are going to be okay. Unless it does happen. Then youre gonna get ass rapped.

OP is dead.

>>19313125
rip

>>19312376
You guys are legit retarded. Have you ever thought of looking up this "message"? It's literally a rapper's verse from a magazine hosted small hip-hop show promoting up and coming stars.

>>19313289
I bet your the same asshole that keeps ruining the creepypastas aren't you? Welp. This is no fun anymore.

>>19313404
What if this post is a Jewish conspiracy?
Or a supernatural force attacking /x/

It's cybertronian

>>19308695
Alright I'll bite you larper

I plugged the hebrew into translate and it says "We're coming"

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Yawn

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>>19308733
Hahaha oh Jehovah

>>19309506
You take pictures like a fucking woman m8. We don't need to see your ugly mug, just the screen.

I have had some weird electronic phenomena lately too. The other day I stood up and my monitor flickered like I bumped the HDMI and the picture got all distorted, like old shitty tv signal and a giant masonic eye was in the center of the screen for a few seconds then it fixed itself and went back to my desktop screen which was a galaxy photo. The eye could have been the distortion of the center of the galaxy I suppose.

Just yesterday I turned on my OBS to stream and my webcam came up as usual but it was all low resolution. So I open up the webcam controller to try to fix it and all the sliders started going crazy, moving left and right on their own, no rhyme or reason to it, it was glitching out. I unplugged the camera and plugged it back in and the picture was in high res again, sliders were still, just had to reset defaults because the settings were all messed up. The camera thing freaks me out most, I hope I'm not being hacked

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>>19311915
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>/thread

>>19313404
not really much to "ruin" considering someone put a fucking rap through google translate to begin with now is there you fucking retard

bumperino

>>19315963
bump again

>>19308695
Kike here. It says "we're coming"

>>19308843
jews are aliens confirmed

>>19316249
Jewish ghosts are scary, what with the eerie mazeltovs shaloms and L' Chaim s

>>19309852
I thought they already did

>>19316249
Ok now get out

>>19309613
>>19309595
I've played with ouija boards and even created one and nothing has happened.