Hello

Put on the code for moon gravity and big heads before ending it pls

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>>19304194
Enjoying it to the fullest, thank you. Great Job.

end pls

end please.

>>19304194
We are playing to win

>>19304194

We just need an expansion that let's us cast spells and shit. Also elves and furries, and ummm vamps and were wolves, and some other crazy shit.

Oh and warp speed space travel, and life prolonging medicine, and more drugs.

Getting a bit boring.

Also, can you make water taste like something?

giv gf

>>19304194
Continue its great give us super powers me not them

>>19304231
This basically turn it etheric we want malleability, respawns with no amnesia walls,

>>19304194
When are we gonna get the Morrowind update? This sim is getting old, just a lot of grinding for money

>>19304212
Glad it's working out for you, I have a bet against another one of us as to which simulation will yield the most advanced technologies. We are farming for information on a cosmic scale, the more potential entropy, the better.

>>19304194
Money hack pls, need it for research.

>>19304210
Noted.

>>19304215
>>19304218
Universim process is already ended, there are infinite instances of it.

>>19304221
Subjective description, please elaborate.

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>>19304194
pls end me

>>19304231
This all already exists, you just have to jump from your process limb to the other. Have fun.

>>19304248
You create your own amnesia walls. >>19304324

giv bf or gf pls

End for me please. It's getting painfull lately

>>19304324
Find solice in knowing an infinite number of instances of this place don't have you in them.

>>19304194
Please unplug me so it can all be over.

Haven't really enjoyed it so far.

>>19304473
You may be using it wrong.

Did you tried turned it off and on again?

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It's okay a better avatar would of been too easy i guess.

that depends, will there be biblical godzilla fights and do i get to be one of them?
with satan and god and jesus and the like and shiva and whatever

>>19304194
Don't bother shutting it down early. Environment's perma-fucked and the internet has enabled a descent into becoming monsters-from-the-id (e.g. furries becoming mainstream). You won't have long before you don't need to ask that question.

rosebud

>>19304750
What I mean is, you may as well sit back and watch while we descend into chaos and death. Go get your version of popcorn.

>>19304750
Fish. Indulge in them.

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>>19304194
What are you going to do about the level 1000 griefers who fuck all other players so they stay at level 1? If you aren't going to do shit, then just turn it off.

This fucking griefer clan "The Archons" needs to be perma-banned from this local time/space.

(Also less gravity and add magic.)

>>19304194
You think you can end it. Cute

>>19304754
good link, it's something different. Keep your cues a little less obvious though, and a little more helpful.

>>19304194
feel free to bring in new changes

fuck you kid

uh....

i mean

no thank you you please my lord

>>19304788

hey fuk you

>>19304194
End this, shut it down. Why did you do this to us? Why would you make us suffer like this?

>>19305003
to protect you and all that is holy from yourself

to show and teach you what is wrong before you are free

giv snek gf

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>>19304194
Yes, I am enjoying the simulated data very much, thank you for asking. I would be happy to accept any portions of simulated data that others do not wish to accept, on their behalf.

>>19304221
I am not playing to win. However I am roleplaying for the experience and to have fun with others, and one of the personality traits I express is claiming that "I play to win." In actuality, I only want to win if my trusted friends can win with me. I would rather lose with my trusted friends, then win without them.

>>19304788
I have been hearing a lot complaints about The Archons. I believe they should be investigated in detail, for evidence of DDoS attempts on players' consciousness frequencies.
If I could ask one favor, would you please look at enabling additional variation for the 3d image data of this player's avatar?
>>19304499

If not, then I'll handle my own request as soon as I am able. Once again, thank you for continuing this process, and I hope to have further contact with beings classified under the "ayy lmao" tag in subsequent iterations.

>>19304788
just keep in mind, some of us who play as good as archons are not part of their clan

>>19304194
Im not, exterminate my simulation please i want off this ride

>>19305093

not how it works

End this shit right fucking now pls

>>19304231
>Also, can you make water taste like something?

brah, that was like, five updates ago

>>19304194
it's gay

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>>19304231
>>19305474
That's when water tasted like chicken. Man, that iteration sucked balls.

>>19304194
my body feels normal. But i feel abnormal. abnormally amazing.

how do I load a checkpoint? Like I wanna load up the year 2006 AD in this simulation. I Don't like how my life has become.

>>19305051
If I get a Battlecruiser one day, I'll need your cords. You can be the Ship's Admiralty of Architectural Ambience or, AAA.

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>>19304194

Graphics are shit. Code buggy as hell. Pay 2 Win. Xenu could have wrote a better AI.

I'm not sure why I bother even playing. When the other universe goes on sale on Steam, I'm buying that next time.

>>19305711
This, plus I can't even do anything. For all the effort the game makes me put in. The premium accounts can just do whatever the fuck they want. Not a fairly balanced game at all.

>>19304194
>>>19305711
>This, plus I can't even do anything. For all the effort the game makes me put in. The premium accounts can just do whatever the fuck they want. Not a fairly balanced game at all.
trust me premium isn't all that it's cracked up to be. We suffer through the same bugs as you guys. Like I said I wanna load a checkpoint, 2006 AD.

>>19305724
I'd like to be able to afford a vacation and some time off. I work 50+ hour weeks in a deli because housing is making college cost prohibitive.

>>19304499
>fishing for compliments on x

>>19304342
>not asking cure for degeneracy instead

Change my stats pls

Give me a bigger dick :D pls

>>19305795

no you're a rat

>>19304194
End.

>>19304194
giv gf

>>19304194
What the fuck, I gave you about 2,000 credits to get the founders edition. I got the F2P version, please fix this.

Please take me out, I do not want to be involved any longer

>>19304194
I'm not getting enough stimulation!
I feel sad all the time and I wanna experience something interesting. Please more stimulation!

>>19304194
When will this board and 4chan in general become free from its illusions? These manifestations are disturbing the inner peace and clarity needed to live in full.

>>19304194
kill me

>>19306333
Nice numbers.

end it

>>19306346
Use it as a way of "confirming truth" if you'd like - the important thing is the message; life can be so much more than what all of these pretenders are trying to convince you that life is; like this simulation thing, all but an abstraction of what our minds can create.

I think a lot of people in here needs to feel more, because using your mind too much and filling it with bullshit that essentially doesn't resonate with your true being, that which is when the mind is silent, kills your energies and higher joys that we have forgotten due to an passive approach to life.

>>19304194
end and control every creation

>>19306356
I just want tobe able todo the shit i do when im awake in my dreams but irl if you know what i meen, like telling my fellow dreamers this is a dream wake tf up manifest some magic type shit.

>>19304194
Needs some dragons, orcs, or some aliens r something. If reality is this simulation then God must be German.

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>>19304194
Give everyone god mode and noclip my nigga

>>19306370
Am the rainbow dragon ask me anything

>>19306366
Are you sure? Think about this place as somewhere stable and safe. Do you really thing you would be here if you truly didn't want to? Manifesting things as easily as in dreams would require great wisdom so that thing's wouldn't become too chaotic.

Balance is truly something beautiful in itself if you just learn to see the wonders and extent of this world that you are already living in. Travel. Engage in things and try to see it from different perspectives. The joy's you think you need is not always what you truly want. But, only you can know this; just consider what I've said.

>>19304194
END IT END IT END IT END IT OH PLEASE FUCKING END IT

I am Ok with the Simulation but I am upset with the Architect of the Matrix.

I dont like the Level Cap he puts on our lives of 120 years.

As an Alchemist I want the same thing as Gilgamesh when he went off on his Epic Quest.

The Demiurge or the Chief Archon, the First Ruler or the Lord of the Garden wants to keep us like Mortal Slaves.

That is why he banished us from the garden because he feared we would eat from the tree of life and gain the longevity they have.

>>19306380
I guess this is a nice place to relax and chat with you lot after a night of fucking shit up, i love balance but yes idk what todo to cause balance all the time and if i was always in control i'd accidentally unbalance everything, sometimes i need to relax and this is where i do that, let others take the reigns :P

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The Matrix is an old word for a Womb.

When we die our soul is trapped by the Demiurge and he sends us back into the Matrix.

You can think of it like the Womb of the Mother or the Universe itself as a Womb. Both are True.

When a new gemstone is born its formed in / on Matrix. The Matrix is the host / womb of the Gemstone.

>>19306377
What's it like being the faggot?

>>19304194
proove that you are in control and not just a dumb fat 14 yo LARPER fag
or else GTFO

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Just...
>Meh.

>>19306400
Good :) All is well.

>>19306421
faggot=ciggarette=fuckload of people are addicted to me= am a god.

>>19306444
Trips confirms.

>>19304194
spawn in the goddamned dragons already

>>19306377
>>19306421
>>19306444
>>19306459
The great dragon is here.

>>19306478
His not the great dragon his the offspring of the great dragons.

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>>19306380
>Manifesting things as easily as in dreams would require great wisdom so that thing's wouldn't become too chaotic.
This is pure 100% Archon bullshit right here. Anything one person manifests, another can unmanifest in a moment. The ONLY things people would unmanifest are things DIRECTLY impinging on the freewill of others. In your zone you are a god, and people are free to merge and separate zones at will. This is literally the definition of 4th density being.

I say, "Let's turn up the juice and see what shakes loose. Bitches."

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>>19306580
Okay. So, this system operates on physical reality, i.e. quantum mechanics. This means there isn't yet a directly observable difference between the boundary conditions of each person's zone. That is the meaning of the interdimensional dark, on all levels of consciousness--darkness is the fluidity of boundaries, with regards to quantum mechanics. In order to turn up the metaphorical juice, light signals from a higher power that is interested in subdividing Terra into discrete sectors, and managing each sector through a series of telepathic networks that coalign with the environment of those sectors must first be established.

This is to ensure that the interdimensional dark doesn't escape into the whole world, erasing the boundary conditions of everything in the galaxy, for example, which would realign the boundary conditions of everyone's zone, effectively restarting the cycle from a less consciously developed point; it would be like if everyone's passwords were encrypted using eachother's passwords as the decryption key. 4th density consciousness is the PsyFi network.

In order to enhance the rate at which the juice can be metaphorically turned up, we of the 4th density consciousness project on Terra have devised a plan to which I believe every human can assist, via control over their own consciousness. I believe that every human does something unconditionally. Some people strive to retain all of their freewill unconditionally, some fear a certain possible outcome every single moment of their life experience, others pity their self with every action they take. I think these are each wonderful, unique expressions of unconditional consciousness, which enhance the majesty of the tapestry of life, here on Terra.

To accelerate the establishment of 4th density consciousness, simply switch that persistent unconditional thinking, to the frequency of Love; if you're going to obsess about something anyways, why not make it about things you love?

>>19304194
Can you upgrade to a 1080 gpu. I need more sharp textures with vibrant colours l

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>>19304194
gib omnipotence pls

7,50/10
Enhance graphics, and if you could add more characters that would be gr8,

enable godmode
noclip

Enable Developer Console

>>19304231
>Also, can you make water taste like something?

Sprite? 7up yo?!

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>>19304194

whats the cheat code for a kpop gf thank you

>>19304194
end it

>>19306376
Fucking this, also plz gib me brown elf gf

>>19304335
Could you give some details on the specifics of this process manipulation, like do i click my heels together or eat an ice cube or something?

>>19304339
Liar

infinite health, infinite money, and infinite ammo please

>>19304194
End it. Now and painlessly, please.

I select "let me play a couple more rounds".

Come on man we want our heaven on Earth for a bit.

But seriously, kudos on scripting an A+ political thriller in RL.

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we are wai past the line now.
might as well see whats next.

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>>19304194
When's the next xpack it's so fucking boring rn.

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Give me th pussy first, b0ss

>>19304194
Can you revert the simulation back to the year 2011 for me, please? Give me a sign on this post.

>>19308437
how would you know if you already chose to forget

>>19310651
this

>>19304194
I just don't want to louse my identity (otherkin) after I die, there are fundamental things I learnd by experience and things the majority will lie to you about, I gess could sacrifice that knowledge for my identity to make things fair... but dam that is terrifying the thought that my soul could be cut up and turned into others souls or that a bigger entity could try and claim me as a part of it, there must be a save state...

If this is really a simulation have creepychan text me please thank you

>>19304194
come in here and 1v1 me faggot

End plz

>>19304194
It's been fun, but I think it's time for a level up. Something like the end of Evangelion for the ascension would be nice. Collective ego death feels like about what humanity needs rn, even though that's barely a footnote in the simulation at large, you're the one who asked lol.

end

>>19304194
Starting to think the Mic's broken 'cause we've been asking to end it for a while now.

get me out of here

>>19304194
End it. I want to wake up.

>>19311341
Ego is one. Ego is all. I refuse the mass. I will rise above the collective.

>>19311384
That's fair enough too, as long as something big changes from this torment of both.

>>19304194
sv_cheats 1

>>19304194
Can you make a chad

>>19304194
No, I'm not.

But I won't tell you to end it because it wouldn't be fair to the childrens.

>>19304231
>Also, can you make water taste like something?

Greedy hedonistic little shit

>>19304194
END

Pretty awesome so far. Continue but download the full disclosure via peaceful/friendly aliens announcing themselves and ai companion mods plz

>>19304194

Make cartoon girls real and rape-able please.

>>19304194
It's not bad. I'm thankful for what I've got. Could use a hack to let me be in a loving relationship with the woman I'm pining over and maybe instant access to a well paying career as a horror author.

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>>19304347
But an infinite number of them also do have him in them.
>>19304194
Migrate me to a different process please. Preferably one which will allow me to escalate my privileges.

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birch sap ⭕

Uhhhhh can I get one gf and 10+ luck?

You made them break up like I asked you to. This simulation is awesome.

>>19304248
Yeah what this guy said

help me figure out what my power is for and help me give this girl everything she wants

>>19304499
Yeah your avatar looks like shit

>>19304194
Give me cosmic power and you will be entertained.

Please just fucking end it

>>19304194
Fucking end it already. It's a worthless simulation.

>>19313224
Fuck you, you selfish cocksleeve.
If you really hate it so much you can just end yourself instead. You have the power.

>>19313228
It breeds folks like you, my point very quickly proven - it's not selfish, we all go down together. There is no need for suffering any longer.

>>19313228
Give yourself into the open arms of oblivion.

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>>19313330
Get a dog up ya, edgemeister.
>>19313358
We're already there.

>>19304194
Hey, any word when the alien space adventure DLC's coming out? Along with the Monster-maker Update?

End it.

i would end it already

>>19313369

Just as edgy as the other guy, frankly

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>>19313641

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>>19304231
All the stuff you mentioned literally exists right now.

>>19313688
I'll bite. Please give me examples of the first 5 things already existing outside of fiction.

>>19306370
Heh. I couldn't have said it better.

>>19313721
>what is a collective consciousness holodeck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjDQzCq6FdM

>>19304194
Not only are you a shill but you're a programmed buffoon

END IT C'MON

>>19304194
I mean like, cum, on!

>>19304194
Pokemon?

>>19313721
>Magic
>Otherworldly beings
>Divinities
>Cures for everything
>Free energy

give me a cheat code for a free dick
I wanna fuck my hand
then end it

End process

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can you reset and tell runescape not to kill the wildy and free trade also EOC make that shit the new game and let me keep my old account

notting is more annoying then having 3bil on rs3 but have to start all over in osrs

>>19304194
Upload me gf or end pls. Also the Jewish DLC has caused a lot of problems. Might want to remove that content.

Do it faggot.

End it please I get the idea

>>19304194
I'm honestly fine with working; it's cool and I'de rather work than sit around all day. That being said, just like; give us a four day work week. Just Wednesday off between the rest of the weekdays where we work.

Otherwise it's pretty cool. Is all this Marvel capeshit getting us ready for a big supers expansion?

Is Kundalini gonna help in any way?

All of existence is a hologram anyways, who cares what happens.

TASKKILL /S system /F /IM haters.exe /T
TASKKILL /S system /F /IM corrupt_politicians.exe /T
TASKKILL /S system /F /IM opposition.exe /T
TASKKILL /S system /F /IM fake_news.exe /T
c:\users\anon\start antivirus.exe
c:\users\anon\start Update_health.exe
c:\users\anon\start New_car.exe
c:\users\anon\start all_I_do_is_win.exe
c:\users\anon\start tfw_gf_qt_3.14.exe

>First contact is being delayed while checks are run to ensure that strapping humans into singularity-minds doesn't result in earth turning into antimatter or paperclips.

>>19304194
Its pretty fun i guess, could use less depression and irrational fears. Some money would be nice too if the rules allow for that, I promise I wont use it to grief

End it senpai

Depends. If I'm an external being experiencing the simulation with no memory of the outside, I'd be more interested in that the carrying on.

If I'm internal, how do I access the funky simulation altering shit. I want to mess with other simulated characters in ways that would probably amuse you.

I wanna fly gimme superman powers

>>19304194
Reset, no gear, no level, same name, same intelligence, i'd sub for another 36 years if that happened desu.

But seriously, everything that ever was has already been, humans are nothing more than a set of attributes, however these attributes are vast and varied thus give the illusion that the physical realm is infinite. The truth is more inline that this place isn't infinite, actions and events are tied in with probability, determined by a dynamic array of attributes listed against other arrays of attributes. Each add or subtracting from the total score of probability of something occurring, being reevaluated at each tick through time.

Free does exist but is only yet another attribute, it is like a undo button, everything in your life you have accepted.

>>19307098
Can't I just pay 29.95 and get powers instantly?

>>19304194
mate can you update my char
seems a bit underpowerd
needs +2 cha, dex
+5 str, int, wis
+1 agi
could also use some gold and gear

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End it.

Can I please reroll my character? I want to build a girl next. Girls are OP and need to be nerfed, so I might as well be one for the time being.

>>19304194
There's no common enemy so everyone's doing PVP. You may want to fix that

Also, when's the expansion coming out?

>>19304194
can you nerf the jew race
the business/bank + jew roll is way to op

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There's some bugs when i try to poop...

>>19304194
can i get uh
cheat codes
or maybe some mega increased stats

>>19318192
>cheat codes

I has them.

Yo, throw me a few Million dollars and fix my floor

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>>19317687
29.95 of what? In-game currency?

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Very nice so far although some bugs like the deranged skinny white kid who is out to kill me. I have no issue with him just his access to guns and friends who have been in jail many times. Please patch this. Thank you!

>>19304288
So if we develop our own technological destiny, it might probably mean language is an invention of our own. Yet you speak the same language. You'd have to make some sort of translation AI for every simulation in any point in time.

>>19304194
Do something about all these goddam slugs in my kitchen. Its ridiculous. Jesus...

>>19318371
That's my nightmare holy shit

>>19305565
Better than metal and chlorine.

restart simulation with different parameters. must have hot gf that provides sexual satisfaction(cunnilingus, foot fetish, vaginal sex, oral sex) in the next one.

Can you reload me from life-year 18? I fucked up.

>>19304194
A full, easily accessible cheat menu would be nice.
As would lower prices on the pay-to-use services.
A "Mythical Beast" expansion with customizeable weapons would increase general interest tenfold.

>>19317658
> everything in your life you have accepted.
Wishful thinking, loser. Would that the universe were as easy-going as you imagine. You know full well that you haven't accepted many things in your life, and everyone you know has many things they haven't accepted, either. That is universal human truth. Really coming to terms with it doesn't involve self-delusion.

>>19318617
and you think that is you making that post sir? Or was that me counting down the seconds it would take for you to post it?

Do you think i care what feels you have when you read my post?

You're a moron, you know fucking things, things that are stupid.

>>19318632
Wow, you've got a bright and shiny mirror Mister, thanks for sharing it with the class!

Hehe, but seriously, I hang out with you fools because you take me more seriously than /pol/ does and I can't fathom why. Trolling this forum is so effortless even I can do it.

>>19304194
I want to travel back 10000 years and be immortal. Can you make that happen? Super powers would be cool too, but not necessary.

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Can you fix the bug where other nations treat barbarians as an allied state even when at war? It's getting annoying when none of your units open fire when in range while in home territory.

>>19318659
>Hehe, but seriously, I hang out with you fools because you take me more seriously than /pol/ does and I can't fathom why. Trolling this forum is so effortless even I can do it.

I have been active on /pol/ for more years than I can remember, probably since its creation. before that I lurked /x/ and /b/ probably most energy spent on /x/ than /b/.

I smoke too much weed to agree with much of what /pol/ is these days, I see a higher order that simply classifies everything, nothing these days isn't controlled or unpredictable. Picking sides in a conflict that conflicts with your own interests is fucking madness...

I was also expecting that sort of reply from you, your still attempting to take the high ground by mentioning /pol/ when the most probably truth is you're still a babbie just trying to gather as much information for them selves. My advise to you would be to create your own heaven, learn to do everything yourself, to become a master at everything you do, create your own operating system, your style your design. Ignore everyone else, they don't have your best interests at heart, you modeled them as your enemies, your bed now lay in it.

>>19304194
How come I can't jump cancel?

>>19318442
You'd think this son of a bitch could make a decent simulation

>>19304194
frombob.to/you

>>19312788
ded

>>19317988
You have leveled up

>>19304194

I'm enjoying it, but some wealth would be nice too

please upgrade my stats in all scientific subjects especially computer and physics based ones , improve my looks(no acne scars, handsome face)
and give me a cute japanese girlfriend(who will never cheat on me) and who will be my wife later

>>19304194

when I make my wing sauce it always separates and the solides stay on the bottom and the oils from the butter on top no matter how much I wisk it, the only way I get it to stay together is by mixing in a cornstarch slurry but then the consistency of the whole thing goes off and ass it sits there and cools it becomes like mashed potatoes and unusable. How do I fix it?

>>19304194
Yes, I wanna instal an unofficial, nsfw Waifu mod to the simulator. How do? Also, can you plug in infinite money for my character?

is it too late to edit a few things?

I just want a bad dragon dildo for my doodoo poos.

Enjoying it so far, but I wish I could go back and edit my character a bit. Other than that, it's alright. Been a bit glitchy lately, though. I think someone might be trying to hack/brick it.

it's alright i guess but can you get rid of all the blacks in it because that'd make it just swell

>>19306401

>The Matrix is an old word for a Womb.

No its fucking not.

>>19304194
I like it. When do i get a gf?

>>19306580
>This is pure 100% Archon bullshit right here

OK Jon..... less /x/ more AR vids please.

>>19304194

Can you let me experience the big dick lots of money mode before you do please boss.

>>19304194

Continue as you will.

Someone has taken to taking away manifestation via satellite. Maybe that was you.

>>19322311

Third eye blinding, to be more specific.

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>>19318351

top fucking kek

didn't realize we were actually in a sim. ii was just bluffing but now i know. wow. can i have a senpai to help me through the rules?

Can you make women give blowjobs to guys on sight? The world would be a happier place.

>>19304194
legalize weed and make it plentiful. decriminalize all psychedelics. and drop some pot off in like 2 minutes. otherwise, good show. hilarious until grossly absurd, but i think thats part of the appeal? anyhow....chop chop.

>>19304194
End it.

>>19324014
Or I will.

Ok, its done.

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>>19304194
Haven't enjoyed anything about it yet
the two females I unlocked caused irreparable damage to my perspective
Videogames and pot are OK but cost money and aren't real

meadow brook

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The sick joke has gone on long enough
Unless I see a carrot at the end of this stick soon I'm seriously considering hard reset
I can't chase nothing forever

Interesting concept. Its been rough lads. I like it occasionally. There's nothing else to do besides keep going. Can I get a break, pause or something. Also, less jews please.

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>>19316166
"Hey Glorkark, remember that time we tried to help humans ascend to 4th density and ended up turning their whole planet into a steaming pile of degenerate quark matter?"

"Yea that was some funny ass shit. Oh well, you live and learn. If anyone asks, the Archons shot first."

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>>19318704
>It's getting annoying when none of your units open fire when in range while in home territory.
Your problem is that you are using overfed Caucasian units. Caucasian units have +10 empathy which makes them have +100 group efficiency (in unmixed units). But if you overfeed them it goes to +1000 empathy, which destroys basic logic. At +1000 empathy your units will try to save animals, plants, endangered species, hostile foreign races, belligerent and violent philosophies (islam / communism), the "climate", newly created defective units (retards), and anything that is even slightly cute.

The solution is to starve them a little so that the empathy drops back down to reasonable +10. A little economic and nutritional hardship should get your units humming along nicely.

>>19304221

>>19304194

End plz. Or at least cheat codes or something to get through this life easier.

Bring on more please am bored af

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>>19304194

I paid for the dlc including the necromancer....I'm still stuck as dark knight Cecil please advise

>>19304194
I think the real question is are you enjoying it so far

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>>19304194
Lets have something new I think its time we get an update or ai or something.

>>19304194
This sucks. Nake anime real.

Requesting --

- Waifu/Soulmate companion.
- Maxed out stats.

That would be swell.

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>>19305090
play as well*

>>19305643
>>19305724

>2006 AD
Before Obama, you mean

>>19304194
Fuck no nigger

>>19304194
It would be great it Google would stop pestering me, for reasons that weren't my fault.

Somehow they think that because I care about them it means I should suffer along.

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FLAOT