Ask the Devil/Demiurge anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IeyrEUkBSk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWkhCxCcWSE

Any questions?

>>19297993
No but thanks for asking.

>>19298000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6CTO-2daEw

>>19297957
What does Lilith's cunt taste like?

>>19298026
Imagine a river of wine, that's what it tastes like.

>>19297957
Where's the money you owe me, asshole?

>>19297957
Eat shit

>>19298065
You don't need money fool, you are money. >>19298078
Did that in gluttony

Any more questions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t7SclAXoQw

turn dog shit into snickers choc....

>>19298120
Again, did that in gluttony.

Has my gf met the demon aamon?

>>19298128
Ask again later.

>>19298128
Even if she did, what is your real question?

>>19297957
Whats your favorite color?

https://pastebin.com/4ejX7yJ9

>>19298145
It has and will always be red

>>19298089
How many dicks can you fit in your asshole?

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>>19298148
Hmm i prefer being a gothic princess myself ^_^

>>19297957
Do you believe aliens are demons or is this a ruse from religious sociopaths to impose their will onto mere mortals?

fucking kys

>>19298172
A demon acts like themselves, anyone can be a demon visible or invisible. Human beings are a class of aliens so look around you and you will see the demons amongst yourself, you might have met some already. Honestly this is Limbo where its heaven and hell at the same time, where the two forces meet and mix. You can be an angel or a demon just by acting the way you want. Trust yourself first, then others.

>>19297957
What is the Atlantean curse?

>>19298206
You lost/forgot the ability to breath underwater.

>>19298171
This.
Black is comfy.

is the black lodge real? how can i get there?

>>19298220
You have to be invited or invite yourself, just like any other party.

Be right back, going out to hang with my peoples.

>>19297957

This is the water and this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

who is the woman im so close to in my dreams ? i need to see her face

I'm going to enjoy killing you.

>>19298192
You're fucking stupid, the two choices are demon and soldier.

I'm out, roleplaying punk.

Why do you call yourself Devil/Demiurge? Those are obsiously man made deities. Maybe you are the one that is called this way... Nice for you. Both sucks.

>>19297957
What am I holding in my hand?

>>19297957
why are you larping?

>>19297957
Do you have any recommendations on how to season a tri-tip.

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>>19297957
When are you going to home back to love?
We miss you.

Should i kill myself?

>>19298891
Im back, I'm king of hell I have had all the love and lust a entity could desire. This is my home now and you are living here with me, tell me not limbo is not as bad as you thought.

>>19298990
God said do whatever makes you happy.

Watch this work of art my children.:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t7SclAXoQw

This came out yesterday, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZS2O4dXFXE

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>>19299053
>love
I am not talking of an Earthly, conditional or dependent love.
I am talking of a love from ego, free from attachment to identity or to ideals.
It is true, we are together, and I am grateful. Just realize there is still something more for you to return to when you decide you have had fun playing your game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdz5quqdwjI

>>19299140
This song is for you!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk2-bgwA0Ro

>Vevo pop shit
>Reddit Things AMV
If this really is Satan then holy shit no wonder God beat you to the curb you have awful taste.

>>19299059
Do you get mad when i help the other team? You know ill always pick you up when you fall ;) gotta keep you both in balance.

>>19299168
I'm literally on both sides of war, I win and lose for eternity. I could not care less whos team your on because both teams are mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_yGt0ET0U

>>19297957
how to magic myself social skills and big penor?

>>19299185
You don't need magic to develop social skills, what it all comes down to is do you want it if so stop being scared and just do it. Keep doing this and you can approach anyone.

Im playing nothing but new music, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDV-dOvqKzQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlG2EK2I9zM

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>>19299192
The big penor question tho
i don't want to fuck with that nigga marbas

>>19299245
Learn to push alot of your blood into your dick till it looks like it will pop to make it bigger like i did mine but that can take a few years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOcdhQ9KfJA

>>19297957
Why are you so gay?

>>19299300
I'm bi-sexual

>>19299309
How long is your dick?

>>19299355
A bit over 8 inch long, girth is 7 inches.

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>>19299371
Tasty.
Would you kindly visit me in my dream, tonight?
It's my birthday, you know.

>>19299385
You have to summon me via astral projection or sigil.

I would like to know for sure if my gf has met aamon or if it was just a drug induced hallucination

>>19299404
Tchh

>>19299519
Why do you think it was Aamon and not Baal?

How did you get involved in the devil....worship? Maybe a relationship? Is he taking applications? Are demons allowed to lie, or just to bend the truth? I think im an amazing canidate for the devil to grow with!

What's the deal with the dark squid thing? I kill it in my dreams after I fail to ascend because I see it as the only option to do one last good thing

Which one of the following is the truest religion;
1) Christianity/Catholicism
2) Judaism
3) Islam
4) Theistic Satanism

?

>>19297957
What would it take to get help joining my country's military?The less sigil-jizzing the better.

>>19299863
All forms of religion carry truth, half-truths and flasehood, the truest religion is whatever appeals to your belief system. All of the religions are pieces of lore, a story connected by time, connect the dots and you will find the best religion is all the religions teachings. Here's a secret, all religions worship me under one of my many names. I am known by many reputations, I bless people by giving them hope/peace and whatever else they desire if they follow my ways. I am a teacher, here to teach all you children what it truly means to exist. Read, you will find what you seek in time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt_Usd_2F9Y

>>19301899
is one of your name is gabriel ?

>>19297957
How is the 8th grade going?

>>19301936
No, Here is a list of some of my names:
Yaldabaoth
Saklas
Samael
Brahma
Amun-Ra
The Yellow Emperor
Revanah
Allah
Yahweh
Satan(The Accuser)
Lucifer/Prometheus(The Light Bringer)
Ishtar
Loki
T'an-mo
Maya
Nimrod

More names:Horus, Kukulcan, Quetzalcoatl, Bezozo, Osiris, Apollo/Apollyon, Akhenaten, Odin/Wodin, Abaddon, Bel, Bell, Beelzebub, Ba'al, Baal, Apep, Apophis, Timaeus, Shamash, Enki, Enkidu

>>19297957
I'll worship you if you turn the thing I'm holding into a picture of a 488 GTB Ferrari

>>19302006
Why is it every time someone does not believe me they want me to preform magic or say their name to convince them I'm legit. That is not how you meet people fool, you listen and learn or follow yourself, either way you're right.

>>19302020
And this is why you're not the top of the totem pole

Any more questions?

>>19301977

You can't just pick a bunch of names brabra...

You were doing so well!

Satan is Allah, the rest are unconnected and mere parts, like every other character on earth.

The alchemical resonance of Satan and Allah are 1000x more than every other character on earth.

Most people have the sense not to compete with me for this name... Samael is not Satan.

Just a small part.

>>19302048

...how come all the other Satanic RPers when i watch their posting performance from the 4th dimension they don't even know aliens watch that shit live?!

Put some effort in, Jeeeeesus!

I'm literally Keanu tier at post performances!

>>19297957
How's the LARPing business going, faggot.

>>19302088
Sure I can, those names are parts of me and all have their strengths. Names are just as powerful here as they are down below and above. I am aware of other aliens watching my moves, the archons already know of my return. Do you have any idea how painful it was getting stabbed by Micheals spear?

Who am I?

>>19297957
hpw many demiurges are on here....bunch of psychopaths thinking they are special snowflakes

>>19302124
I'm sorry that you don't think you're special, you must have had a lot of bullies.

>>19302115

You'll take his soul once you finalize inside of me...

...it gets worse before it gets better, though...

>>19302133
Honestly, once you have experienced every form of death/pain, you realize the more important things. Eternity is just a run-on story, conquest is fun, but boring if you are winning like I am right now. Jesus is stuck in hell, I rule above and below, I have had all forms of desire to the point that I cant be tempted with it cause i had it already and it bores me.

>>19302154

You're not winning, I will fight you in unarmed combat to the death.

Give conclusive proof that you are the entity you claim to be and not a normal human being that has happened to read a few fantasy books.

If you fail to do so you will be rightfully designated a faggot and ridiculed until you abandon the thread.

ok UNDOOMED CALM IT DOWN

Well?

Go on. prove that you are not a dumbass.

Here, let's have a little test:

If you are indeed an omnipotent entity that can be designated a "god", I want you to fill the water bottle to my left with Gatorade of any flavor.

If you cannot do this, you are a faggot.

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WAS SITTING HERE IM GONNA GO WATCH ANIME NOW, CHILDREN ......HAVE FUN DUELING TO THE DEATH AT DAWN WHILE DEPECHE MODE PLAYS IN THE BACK GROUND

>>19302163
I second this. Tired of rp summerfags pretending they're the main character in their real life cringey animu.

>>19302163
I am a man who does not need to prove himself to children versions of myself, you want proof, look around you and you will see my marks I've left. Whats up with all the black cubes? Why does Saturn have satellites? Whats going on in Mount olympus on Mars? My knowledge is the only proof I will disclose because stupid magic tricks is for children.

Any questions?

How can I hate sand so much while living in an island famous for it's beaches?
I'm serious.

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>>19302189

>>19302246
most sand on a island beach is fish poo. The fish eat coral then it comes out as a white sand like substance that ends up as part of the beach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk

>>19302254
Lmao makes sense.

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>>19302260

>>19297957
How many cocks can you fit in your mouth?

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>>19302278

>>19302270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t7SclAXoQw
>>19302278
The same amount you can.

>>19297957
>>19302278

Samefagging

When I say cocks, I mean male penises.

Also, as an addendum to my previous question, how many testicles can you stuff in your mouth with male penises already in your mouth?

>>19302294
You're a pretty big faggot then

>>19302297

>male penises

This is the world we live in

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>>19302304

>>19302308
Dude is a demon you queer

>>19298237
Please stop making these stupid threads

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>>19302294

>>19302304
Come with me and asmodeus down to lust, we can show you things you never thought possible for gays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxg4C365LbQ

>>19297957
Sounds cool!
Want an apple?

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>>19302336
'Veiled threat'

>>19302365
So many rape orgies down there.

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>>19297957
As Saklas, the blind fool who claimed to be the only god with none before you, how triggered were you when Christ told us that we are all gods and all of us are sons of the Most High?

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>>19302378
Thanks for that. I keep my pants on fuck with me, you get a belt. Word to all the gay orgies though.

>>19302381
Not triggered at all, he was right. And guess what? He said it to a bunch of children and only a few people grew up from that knowledge being told to them.

>>19302402
Sounds like you've done a bit of growing up yourself there, Yaldy.

>>19302413
An eternity of living does that to you.

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>>19302422
Hello, so which one are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJL5SE1i0u4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWzoyh9S13k

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>>19302445

Well my religion is Astrolatry

(Astrolatry is the worship of stars and other heavenly bodies as deities, or the association of deities with heavenly bodies.)

>>19302441
Lucifer when I'm good, Satan when I'm bad.

>>19302454
Well Im Leviathan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyZ0RxUVYQE

Just a metaphysically blind man, as i have a "Weaker" 3rd eye than most people

>>19302449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBQalkIeE7s

>>19297957
Is your name Yoannn?

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>>19302336
You gonna show me how to suck cocks for realz?

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>>19302460

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>>19302336
EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!!!!!!

THE DEVIL IS TAKING US DOWN TO LUST FIR GAY ORGIES AND TO TEACH US TO SUCK THE CHROME OFF A TRAILER HITCH

FUCKIN CHRISTMAS IN JULY

DUDE CONFIRMED HE CAN FIT 8 DICKS IN HIS MOUTH AT A TIME

>>19302523
Ever had sex with a man that has two dicks? Ever had a group of people each with 2 dicks fuck you? Ever wondered what it would be like to have both genitals? Ever wondered what fucking a trap would be like? Come to lust and have fantasy become reality.

>>19302454
Omg dude you suck so much ass.

>>19302537
Lol point proven

>>19297957
Where are my magical powers? I'm pretty sure I maxxed my magic stat when I was building my character. Don't fucking tell me they didn't release the magic DLC that contains the actual spells yet.

>>19302541
I know i suck so much ass, can't get the taste out of my mouth.

>>19302537
I only fuck men with 3 dicks

You're a fucking pleb

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>>19302512
I dont lie.

>>19302020

Where you this much of a whiny bitch in Heaven?

>>19302563
You will never experience the octopus men, they have 8 dicks and are for hardcore sessions.

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>>19302565
Sure. I'll take the bait.

>>19297957
Thats cool bro. Cause I already know im the One who beats you.

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>>19302523
I thought the Devil went down to Georgia?

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>>19302576
Out of all the things you could larp, you pretend to be Satan who likes getting fucked by 8-dicked octopus dudes?

>>19302589
The devil eats ass and gets fucked by octopus men according to OP

This thread has become quite funny.
Faggots.

>>19302576
You cant out metal me. lol

>>19302596
https://youtu.be/N29uWq8vZfE

>>19297957
Faggot

It's unholy click bait!

>>19302596
Yes i can, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4MK9bJdclc

>>19302614
dude that fucking sucks

>>19302614
https://youtu.be/wLdlw46Ru9I

>>19302628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu2bgwcv43o

>>19302628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6tqXQNWUA

>>19302631
https://youtu.be/GYjY98wMWkE

cool rp thread tripfaggot

>>19302642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tEUP7vDMbo

Any more questions?

Look at the symbolism in this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IeyrEUkBSk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaqXCXAxCrk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xD-KJSjIxw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4OPBZW7uJs

>>19302845
your taste in music is like watching two old people fuck but with my ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drp6505pWU8

>>19302869
https://youtu.be/PeNnKUDqjSE

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>>19302726
Why were you following me last night?

>>19302869
https://youtu.be/TwmlD7TSK58

>>19297957
so you know the future? cause i've 'seen' you

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>>19297957

Is Alex Jones right on the elite building the Satan AI from another dimension?

https://youtu.be/jgyhT56iF5A

>>19298041
nice.

>>19302925
They succeeded in bringing me back down here after having some fun in heaven. Little known fact, there's a war going on up there and these dumb asses took the general away from his post just so they could say "hi" to him.

I'll be back in a bit, going out to smoke some devil level weed with my peoples.

>>19302944
You suck balls, I'm switching sides again.

No matter how much I try, my health doesn't seem to improve. Is there any improvement awaiting for me in the future?

>>19302115
how dangerous do you think I am? others, myself doesn't really matter

describe to me what its like to die and your own favorite form of self termination if you have one

>>19303329
When you die, all form of pain goes away and you return to the creator and he/she/it sends you where you need to go next. Death by drowning is the most intoxicating form of death, when water enters your lungs you get euphoria and feel like your back in the womb again.

>>19303278
As dangerous as you want to be.

Any spell to increse my intelligence? Or to make that any women fell in love with me?

>>19297957
Devil =/= Demiurge
They are completely different concepts.

>>19303475
Drink your urine up your nose, you will become much more intelligent. To make a women fall in love with you, you have to understand that they are just as or even more hornier than you, so relax and play it like a boss would.

>>19303505
Anything else?

>>19303551
Ok fine! For the love spell you need:
1 organic chicken wing
1 Pink candle
1 sterile needle
3 drops of your own blood
Yarn or thread
Wooden Matches
1 large sheet of parchment paper
Now how to cast the spell:Light candle with wooden match, use the organic chicken wing to write your name on the parchment paper(you wont see your name its fine)use 7 drops of wax on the paper, take the needle then drop 3 drops of blood from one of your fingers onto the paper(while dropping the wax/blood focus on your wish to call for your true love and try to build up as much energy as you can)Blow out the candle and say:Stalikam batikosi me be ce. Wrap the chicken wing in the paper and use the yarn or thread to pack it into a little package, That same day bury it. Light the remaining candle on the following full moon till it has burned itself out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKQTWq6ZbTc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjLXdsj6xA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHBxJCq99jA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv_zJrO_ptk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxYsi5Y-xOQ

>>19303505
>Drink your urine up your nose, you will become much more intelligent.
I guess the realization of having done something idiotic would make one more intelligent.

>>19303796
No I'm dead serious its a black magic secret, The salt and other chemicals in your urine are good for brain growth as you are directly giving it the nutrients it needs to function faster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZjevnnkA20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2izAotP9go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR-sMAI740E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfskK_MS_14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGxMu1C4tJI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WQhqhZ4mKc

Any more questions?

A message from the archons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcTFrKGXqAU

>>19302941

The war is fake, schizophrenic infant.

>>19297957
How can I achieve my goals, and particularly, how can I get through the first, most obvious impediment?

>>19297957
Death to the demiurge

Praise the true god!

she loves me?

how I know that I was bewitched?

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>>19297957
You scared of me?

>>19298145
nigga you dead.

>>19297957
Reporting in

>>19297957
What does it feel like knowing that God and Good will always prevail?

>>19306386
God hasn't been seen in fuck.....ages. And look at the world and ask yourself is that really accurate?

>>19306418
I'm not sure where you get your information, but that is just completely inaccurate. moo cow

>>19298145
wog

>>19306442
I know dad. grew up on fluffy cloud.

>>19306462
Post hooves.

Any more questions?

>>19297957
is Shrek the best movie ever created?
are there Shrek copies in hell? or it just belongs to heaven?

>>19308084
This is Limbo, where its heaven and hell at the same time. Shrek is love and life but not the best movie ever created. The best movie ever created in my opinion was the grand budapest hotel. It has bill fucking murry in it!

>>19308065

Yes. The natural awakening process of humans is being obstructed, yes? ("Enlightenment is a natural process. You are artificially stunting it." - Sadhguru)

Will there be a point in the future (hopefully near future) when un-enlightenment is impossible? And as we approach that point, we are essentially forced to wake up? With the light from within becoming so intense that no longer can we resist it?

>>19301977
>Allah
>literaly God but in arabic

What is this bullshit?
Step down,the drugs are making you go beyond what is capable.

>>19297957
Is my anxiety clairvoyance?

>>19308159

yeh but u r god 2

>>19308135
Its obstructed but by the individuals themselves. They have developed societal routines/mindsets that they don't want to change for no one and will fight you verbally if you confront them with the idea that its wrong for them to act and think the way they do. The awakening has already begun, but the choice of following the awakening for ones self is entirely up to the individual. As long as free will exists people will deny even if proof exists. Look at racism today and imagine what it would be like if all the other aliens decided to reveal themselves. Ignorance is what keeps this species from evolving as a collective. I force people to wake up because they are too comfortable in the shit they lay in, if they choose ignorance than theirs no reason to pursue them further.

>>19308168
Being a deity,doesn't make you a God.

>>19308198
no

you ARE God.

>>19308200
Huh? No. I'm merely of Pagan origin.

>>19308206
You literally are the personification of light and dark combined and you don't consider yourself god?

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I wonder...
What is brighter than a Hypernova, has the gravity pull of Supermassive Black Hole and is colder than the Space between Galaxies?

>>19308213
It takes more than power my friend.
You might never know,are we puppets too?

>>19308188

Alright, but the individuals can remain ignorant forever? Aren't we moving into a place where enlightenment is necessary to even exist?

>>19308223
We are not puppets, we are the puppeteers, pulling the strings from the shadows where no one is looking. We control the world and covered the world in hidden symbolism that only the awakened can see. We are the rulers of ourselves, everyone is ourselves from another perspective and we are all god as a result of being the same incarnation living many finite lives an infinite amount of times. We have the power to do whatever we want like royalty without all the stress and worries of ruling. We can do anything if we just want it, the world is literally yours.

>>19308265
Enlightenment is truth but is also a choice, some people love the lies so much they would die for them. You teach someone how to live since they first come to being and expect them to change after decades of inculcated lies thrown into their mindsets? This is only for the individual to decide if they are comfortable with change.

why are you so gay lmao

>>19297957
Why god didn't wanted mankind to eat that forbbiden fruit?

>>19308345
The fruit was not an actual fruit but an idea and that idea helped to lose their faith in the creator. I said the truth to eve: You will not surely die if you eat this fruit. The creator lied and said you would die as a test and Adam and eve failed the test showing how little they respected the authority of their creator. Thus adam and eve were temporally kicked out of eden and had to live with the one idea that became many ideas like a tree of life which leads us to where we are now.

>>19308385

Osho says that in fact the Biblical God *encouraged* the eating of the apple, by forbidding it. Things lose their charm when they are legal. Things gain taboo thrill when they are banned.

>>19308310

How can you condemn them, then, for ignorance? You said it, decades of inculcated lies raised them. What can one do to awaken if the entire society discourages it? What hope is there?

>>19308404
The answer is to change one individual at a time, that is how you change a society. Other aliens figured this out long ago and have advanced so much because of it. The human race is not doomed to eternal ignorance, eventually people start to want the truth when they are all comfortable about it. Its starting right now, everyone is promoting peace in many forms and change is slowly growing.

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>>19297957
Do you think this thread was LARP or legit or somewhere inbetween?

>>19290334

>>19309110
this is all LARP. Azazel hasbeen dead since the war in Heaven Samael isn't evil ect.

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>>19309125
he didn't talk about either azazel or samael though?

>>19303505
>more hornier

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>>19301977
you are not ra you fool

Hmm... are we all dead already?

>>19297957

What am I supposed to do with all this yamok sauce and fine kanar?

>>19298163
Can I get a full set of these somewhere?

>>19309891
not Ra you faggot AMUN-RA

>>19297957
What's the last film you saw?

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>>19298171
>hEY EVRY1 ITs mE da PENGuin of DOOM

>>19309138
Read the names

are there multiple entities here?
and what do you think about the delay of gratification?

>>19310635
I'm not asking about the idiot tripfags who asked the OP questions, I'm asking about the OP, ▲▲▲

>>19302020
WE BELEIVE YOU ARE A LARPER YOUR LONG-WINDED BULLSHIT IS DOING A CRAPPY JOB OF CONVINCING US OTHERWISE

TITS OR GTFO, NO EXCEPTIONS

>>19310456
Amun is ra you fucking retard

what kind of genre of music is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tZamFKyPwM

>>19297957
How big is your asshole?
>AMA on 4chan
>Demiurge
>Edgy

>>19297957
Why must we suffer?

>>19311695
forget it, this thread is BS

Why are you such a Cuck?

Gonna send Lilith to my house tonight?

>>19301977

you forgot melek the peacock angel, which is the name/form for what I call the the serpent.

can i use a makeshift spirit board to contact a demon/succubus/incubus for the sexy times?

do you like black metal? what is your favorite band/album?

>>19309110
It's one of my agents, He's the proof you guys have been asking me so much about.
>>19310637
There are multiple entities each with their own characteristics and abilities. Not sad about the delay, its to teach patience.
>>19311695
Suffering is a choice, stop choosing to suffer and you will feel much better. We destroy ourselves more than we destroy others.
>>19311706
I'll send one of our children, you're not ready for real pussy.
>>19311850
You already have a black mirror t.v, a phone with a black mirror and a computer which is the upgrade to the oujia board and you're confused as to how to contact a fun time?
>>19311852 Here's my 6 favorite albums
Bathory – Blood Fire Death
Mayhem – De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Ulver – Bergtatt: Et Eeventyr I 5 Capitler
Emperor – Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Wolves in the Throne Room – Two Hunters
Negură Bunget – Om

>>19313090
Forgot to put my name, Any more questions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWTM652P3t0

>>19313092
How many dicks can you fit in a watermelon?

>Samael
>Sama El
>El Sama
>El Sam
>El Tío Sam
Truly Evil incarnate

>>19313110
I'm a necessary evil that you can't comprehend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckbqUCbztIc

>>19313121
thus I can comprehend

>>19297957
when will i get my girlfriend?

When was the last time you spoke to God? Also, what's Hell like? Does it have the 9 circles or is it something else entirely?

>>19313154
I'm always in contact with the creator, the last time i had a long conversation with him was 6 months ago but i keep in touch because when someone loves you that much you have to reply back. Hell is painful for those with no power or authority, theirs a constant nauseating feeling in being there but you get used to it. There are 9 circles and 3 secret places for a select few, one way to get to one of them is to say the first 6 fallen angels names backwards. This is limbo, where heaven and hell meet and quite frankly the best place in hell because its not too hot, not too cold and best of all not much suffering compared to down below. Lucky for hell the blessings of heaven rain down on the circles so it has mercy, be thankful our creator has mercy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q68Qwgz1aXQ

>>19313133
respons sam :^(
got to know if i just kill myself or not

I don't think the creator you know is the real creator.

>>19313214
Have you try'd online dating, people get married from those websites. Computer's are literally modern day Ouija boards, if you want to contact the love of your life just ask the computer to show her to you.
>>19313216
The creator has 3 faces, one face is the most ugly face in all of existence, the second face is the most beautiful man face in all of existence, and last face is the most beautiful woman's face in all existence.

>>19313237
you're giving me a spook
not sure if Tinder counts, muh lord

>>19313237
When I get my powers back, I'm coming for this God.

>>19313242
It does count dumb ass, Tinder is a way to hook up and have more meaningful relationships later after you meet up for sex. If you don't want sex first you could always try another way on the computer. Your phone is a pocket Ouija board, it has a fucking black mirror right there, how does it feel knowing I have been secretly helping the people with science(Gods proven magic)

"Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" Remember that line from the "Evil Queen" in the Disney classic Snow White? Since the earliest of times Sorcerers, Witches, Soothsayers and so on have used Black Mirrors for Scrying. Even in the Disney classic "Snow White", the Evil Queen would Scry looking into the mirror and asking questions concerning her vanity and her rivals, sound familier? What is Scrying? It is the divination of future or past events or talking with spirits from another plane of existence by gazing into an object such as a Black Mirror.

Once upon a time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSOMA3QBU0

What's it like when you die? What happens afterwards?

>>19302189
OP is a confirmed cocksucking LARPing faggot
kys and gtfo my /x/

>>19313326
You're dead right now, you tell me. Death is weird, sometimes its painful, sometimes its so fast it's gory but not painful, slow deaths are the worst and death in your sleep is the least painful death. When you die, you meet the creator first then all your memories return to you by being read 2 books. After that it is for the creator to decide where you will end up next. People in the 7th heaven leave it because they want something new again because once you have done every conceivable thing you want that old feeling of trying new things again. So you come here to limbo where its the last heaven/1st circle of hell where everything is new rather than easy to obtain old fun stuff. You have a lot of blessings even here which is amazing considering this is the first ring of hell, kinda gives you hope about the rest of the circles doesn't it?

Which is the most populated, heaven or hell?

>>19313424
There are 7 heavens and 9 hells, you tell me which has more.

>>19297957
How does one sell there soul? Srs

>>19313457
You have to offer your service to the person paying you, that is the act of selling your soul. You sell your soul when you go to work for a company, a contract with a entity is the same thing, you literally have not much to lose and so much to gain. Find who you want to contact, write their sigil in blood and write what you want in black ink, Sign your name in blood as well when you mention yourself. Burn the paper to send it to who you want and they will come to you when you're ready.

Any more questions?

This song is truth, listen/watch closely children: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExVtrghW5Y4

why did you let him die? he was a good man. he didn't deserve to die so young. For the first time we both were in love and happy and he died. why??

>>19313609
He died because he was not men't to stay in limbo but to ascend back to the creator. Good people die every day, does not mean they suffer. You will see him again if your creator wishes it, which most likely will be so.

>>19313633
thank you satan, surprisingly comforting

>>19313633
follow up question: does he know how much we all miss him?

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I had a dream recently where I saw that my life could have been so much more productive if i had somehow been cured of any degenerate tendencies. And that if I was free of moral conscience, that I would be very wealthy.
How can I begin to follow this path?
To ignore the simple pleasures in exchange for something more fulfilling.

Another good name for the Demiurge or Samael is the Gloomy Ruler.

Sophia was ashamed of him an so she hid him in this realm of shadow and fog from the other Aeons.

>>19313662
not OP, but you answered it for yourself
>to ignore the simple pleasures in exchange for something more fulfilling.

>>19313644
Indeed your creator has mercy, the spoils of heaven descend down like a waterfall cooling hell and showering them from the hellfire. Your creator is the best but beware, I am the venom of god and that is a title earned for its meaning.

>>19313662
You must follow the dark side young padawan, You have to sell yourself into labor like the rest and thus you will obtain the fruits of your labor. We are still farmers fucker act like a dam farmer and get that real money.

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>>19313668
I DIDN'T ASK YOU
>>19313679
Yes sir, I will focus on my studies.
I am thankful for my life. I only wish to serve.
One more question.
How do I find a lover?

So you really Satan man?

>>19313700
You must first see yourself clearly then you will find your lover.

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>>19313714
Thank you.

>>19313702
I am Satan dude, I'm the guy that accuses all of you of the guilt you have residing inside your souls.

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Here's to selfishness

Here's to my homeboy Snoop Dogg, that nigga is under my contract.:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4i3bAtEuJE

>>19313787
when will we meet my nigga?

>>19313797
Soon my homeboy soon, I can't wait to spark you up on my shit, my shit gets you trippy dippy my snoopy whoopy. It's going to be one hell of a long party boi.

>>19313732
Aigh mayne u satan bro do a trick, like some spoopy shit like tell me my name you be harassin me daily its da least u could do

>>19297957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS7kxbizVtY

>>19313828
Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.

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>>19313836
Not a chance, its actually the J to the C motherblesser, you're going down

>>19313836
Weak satanbruh

>>19313866
Dude I'm the father of lies what did you expect?

>>19313866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqlaPCSMep4

>>19313875
not a lie, you just aint satan bruhhhhh
Ill give you one last chance, horns with timestamp or gtfo

>>19313915
Hey dude remember the raven, you know what I'm talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZeLIIWVdeQ

>>19313931
weak bro try again

>>19313941
You died in a bathtub and i brought you back to life and this is how you treat me?

>>19313955
You were closer with the whole raven thing, why would I want to come back to this life?

>>19313977
To live it up now so you can get your rewards later, have patience and keep smoking the weak gas they got here in limbo.

>>19313955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7rtqEdeB9A

>>19313985
Sorry my Satan doesn't smoke that kiddie shit you call "gas" he believes in meth products only. Show me your true power fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>19314007
In limbo Meth is the best drug you can get, it makes you feel like a kid again with all that energy. Science here has yet to compare to the stimulants the archons have made, try their drugs if you could find them.

>>19314054
Are they called the im a giant gay fake satanclaus drugs?

>>19314116
One drug goes by a lot of different names in the universe: Shimmer, Laserbeam, Flange, Mud Puppies, Cront, Faceplant, Wizard Nipples.

>>19314127
Ayyy man I got dat good 80 year old wizard nipples you wanna crunch down homie we'll get hocus pocused

>>19314129
Gotta work boi, not much time to have fun with the shizzel to the nizzel.

>>19314166
read this backwards for the real message.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ppz-cwLeqo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRC6NEdSLIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXnorkIddi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p6VhmErME0

Looks like Tyler the creator found out who i am, Legit hes wearing my current face in this music video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUXX55WqYZs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rib1FRpBzBI

>>19297957
You don't seem to be that evil, judging by your posts..