spooks at night

>>19297403
Embrace the sweet release of Death.

>>19297546
But I don't want to

>Purchase firearm(s)
>Fear no living creature
>Begin furiously masturbating in the presence of spookyness
>Fear no ethereal creature

>>19297624
Then lie on your stomach, spread your legs and make sure to moan softly yet sweetly, beggining for it and thanking it.
It'll end soon.

>>19298951
But I don't want that either

Should I just end it now

>>19298995
>Should I just end it now
If you'll try to, it'll see you.

>>19297403
why do you fear me?

>>19299138
You don't even knock

Look, we have this thread every fucking night and every fucking night the same solution arises; Just start fapping, spoops hate sexual energy and will generally fuck off if you start fapping, uif they don't you're fucked

>>19297403
you aren't chilling at the tiki, dude

>>19299635
>if the dont

what if a ghost is fucking me is that bad

>>19299812
Maybe, maybe its a succubus, that seems to be the current /x/ meme now so go for it

>>19299831
should i put a sock on the door?

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>>19297403
>hear something like rustling paper, or perhaps the crinkling of papery skin
>"Oh, thank God, it's just a gigantic flying cockroach the size of my palm"

>be me
>be tryin to sleep
>everything's quiet
>start herin noises
>noises in the walls
>noises in the closet
>feel presence
>hear steps
>try to forget the noises
>fall asleep

Guys,pls,help me.It's be going 2 weeks of that shit.I'm startin to believe that i am schizophrenic or that i have some serious problem.

>>19299861
>herin

>hearin

Fix'd

>>19299861
its a ghost or rats

good luck

>>19299861

almost every night, right when I'm about to fall asleep, I hear someone whisper my name in my ear and it wakes me up for another 10-20 minutes

shit sucks

>>19299869
>steps
>rats

Oh God,/x/ is a fuckin joke.

>>19299928
what did you expect when you came here?

people here try to fuck demons on purpose

ON PURPOSE

>>19299958
This place was always shit like that?

I'm here since last year so don't judge me.

>>19299964
there are really good threads occasionally that are full of good discussions and some genuinely creepy threads like the one where some guy had an encrypted image of a face claiming it was god.

>>19299859
My first thought. It just wouldn't be Florida without the palmetto bugs.