What's the catch to having a succubus gf?

>>19294809

Unending pain as a wraith.

Everytime you fuck around with her, she'll take more of you, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, and it will lead you to acting like an addict shit head till every person in your life drops you. Soon, nothing, nothing but what she does to you, will give your being any pleasure, than any peace, soon you'll be in a constant living Hell, and once there she'll leave you and laugh at you, as she'll play with you in utter tormenting while she makes you degrade and hate yourself for being her plaything, willing to do whatever to just have hope she'll once again let you feel something other than a completely empty and cold Hell.....

And then she'll serve you the divorce papers like a mortal women to really ramp shit up to 11 anon.

>>19294828
Sounds good. Normal women do that anyway.

>>19294828
This

Had and dream once Lillith appeared to me. She was "Ready for her husband" she told me. I didn't look at her and ignored her.

>>19294828
That sounds like a succubus wife tho.

>>19294809
She fucks other guys obviously

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well im not into the lore but i have "semi-lucid" sex with the same woman every single night.

>>19294809
>>19294809
That she's Imaginary.

>>19294828
Sounds like any woman.

>>19295151
So you drug yourself and order a prostitute?

She makes you watch

>>19294809
>succubus gf
It is not a she and it is not your friend. It is a filthy demon who feeds on your energy.

>>19294828
got a source? because if you cant give some evidence then i will dismiss without evidence
>>19294880
what the fuck is wrong with you! if this was for real do you have ANY clue how much of an insult that was?! because of your dumb ass preconceived notions of good and evil (that being thinking that lilith is evil) you failed to comprehend the fact that she might have had a real reasoning for picking YOU of all people (such as knowing each other from a past life)

now so you dont end up ruining whatever it was you already had (or worse ending up on the receivingend of liliths wrath) draw her sigil you can find it here
https://www.google.com/search?q=lilith+sigil&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiUz_CQh4vVAhXmz4MKHecpBJYQ_AUIBigB&biw=1787&bih=883&dpr=0.9
call out to her and BEG her to forgive you then place the sigil in your pillow case and sleep on it because clearly you had something good going for you until you felt like fucking it up

>>19296286
yes its true that they feed off of energy but tell me why does that make them "evil" thats just the nature of there existence so instead of being so judgemental why not try to understand why they are the way that they are?

anyways if anyone here is interested in how to summon a succubus as well as in who/what they really are i can offer some more indepth info on discord

https://discord.gg/RvH2jAj

>>19294809
Tentacle pubic hair.

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well i mean she sucks the life out of u both literally and physically

>>19296231
in my dreams obviously

>>19296635

Clearly your pissed Anon that she visited me instead of you. I don't wish that upon you.

I didn't respond to her not from my "Preconcieved Notion"

I ignored her because I didn't want to see her. My intuition told me to turn away and I did.

It's common knowledge to know if you have sex with Lillith it's usually a pretext to health problems.

>>19296635
hahaha what a bitchboy

She will drive you to murder and necrophilia.

At this point in human development, a succubus would be a huge step up for the entire human race compared to 3d roasties

>>19294809
Only real catch is that you'll probably end up dead soon after. Not so bad.

>>19296979
why u even argue with than retard...he's trying to marry a (most likely not existing) succubus, because his autism keeps him from hammering girls IRL...dude...hookers arent thatexpensive tho...just go there instead of trying to sell your soul to the devil

Autism

>>19294809
Succubus are parasitic entities OP
They will drain you until you are a blubbering mass of goo
They are not cute
They do not love you
They do not look like anime
They are larvae
But if that's your thing, suit yourself

>>19296635
lillith you're embarrassing yourself

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overly attached gf memes

>>19294809
None, since fucking something that's not there is just masturbation.

>>19294809

They are literally unfeeling parasitic entities. They only give you enough pleasure to hook you and then they drain you until you are ruined.

It's like asking, "What's the catch to using heroin everyday?"

>>19296639
>>19296639
Is a leech evil?
No, but that doesn't mean you keep it on you.
There isn't much to it. They feed off your life force. This is killing you, literally.

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>>19296635

You can't hold hands, or kiss, or go to the park and go down the slide together and swing on the swing set.

>>19298691
As someone in a long term relationship, that stuff is over rated.

>>19298706
No it's not. It's romantic.

>>19294809
They aren't real and the psych ward male nurses have rough hands and large cocks.

>>19296635
>https://www.google.com/search?q=lilith+sigil&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiUz_CQh4vVAhXmz4MKHecpBJYQ_AUIBigB&biw=1787&bih=883&dpr=0.9
>Those crappy google images sigil
Learn demonology before posting faggot.
Are you triggered someone ignored your trash waifu?
Also
>Begging
>To a being
Kys

>>19294809
no cummies for you..

or... whait-a-second...

>>19298710
Romantic means that is something roman.
Romanticism is under the law of eros, which means, its purely for sexual purposes.
Romance in general is all about the sexual.
>She will never love you as much as you love her

>>19298738
>She will never love you as much as you love her
beta mentality, stop it and grow up

>>19298753
haha
You have to accept the fact that she will never love you the same way you love her to actually mature.
A relationship is not a fairy tale.
Gamma.

>>19298691
totally not true

im in a loving relationship with her. I think im already a demon

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no actual sex , they are ultima tier tease. they don't even have a vaginal cavity , just a mound.

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>>19298797
stop

>>19294828
That sounds like a regular relationship anyway

Sometimes I forget why I never come to this board. It's threads like this that remind me.

Fucking cringeworthy.

>>19294809
Non-RP answer:
Getting one and then actually being able to make it a gf. /x/ larpers don't know what succubi are, they think it's just magical sluts like in their anime. It's wrong.
You won't likely ever find anything succubus-like and even if you'll do, you won't be able to create a normal relationship with it.

>>19298925
tell me more. Its a legit phenomenon and you seem to see behind the bullshit

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>try to spawn succubus
>remember that my virgin magic is too much for her to handle
>she spawns and screams agonizingly while turning into ash
>now there's ash all over my piss jars
Now what?

>>19294828
This is why you summon a succubus (male) or an incubus for your loving. they're rational and understanding beings.

>>19298992
What more do you want to know exactly? Most of what people consider succubi (although not all) aren't even sentient, physical beings. Just parasites, scavengers or thoughtforms created by lustful mind, halfway to being psychosis rather than separate entity. Some of them are passive and not noticed but some able to cause particular feelings and sensations which may have a side effect of invoking certain imaginery when one's asleep (thus the tales of succubi visiting folks when they're asleep - just dreams responding to sensations and feelings forced onto them). There may be some sentients, but even those aren't usually humanlike (and sometimes aren't even intelligent on their own as much as hijacking the mind and, again, half-created by the person interacting with them) and they don't have any human body (possibly no body at all and likely even if they have a body, it's not one of a hot human girl and you'll never see it).
But nevermind that, I really don't care enough to talk about it in an obvious shitposting thread. Gonna go to bed soon, instead.

>>19294809
well they'll both suck the life outta ya so I dunno?

>>19299154
i can induce sex in dreams every night. Its always the same person but its nobody i ever saw. Its lucid too. Kissing for hours. Is it a subconscious projection of my brain ? Thats even better

>>19299177
If it's you inducing it and your dream's lucid then yeah, likely it's something that's part of that lucid dream. You could stop making out with the girl and experiment, communicate and then verify once awake and so on. Maybe even post results ITT if it won't 404.

S U C C T O O P O W E R F U L

I dated a woman that was obviously "haunted" by something. She was textbook definition of a Succubus. Gorgeous, fun, and very sexual. The longer I was with her, the more addicted i became to being with her. I wasn't creepy about it, never expressed it to anyone ever. My family and friends started to express concern over the obvious change in me because of her.

My apartment started having only what I can describe as demons in it. 2 of them, and they both hated me because of her. Would wake up with bruises, scratches, all kinds of shit. One shoved me to the ground one night. Right in front of her. She even said it was her fault.

Anyway, she thankfully had to move away and I never spoke to her again after that (I tend to leave relationships and break off all contact whatsoever).

It took me a year to cleanse my psyche from her.

So, I truly believe I dated a woman that was a succubus.

>>19295151
I've done this. Eat some acid and believe your fucking something. Shits electric

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>>19299032

>>19294809

the whole psychic vampirism thing

>>19294809
I've fucked all three holes of the succubi in the astral realm and BY-GOLLY do they feel energetically ecstatic!

>>19299913
not true.

Pray to Jesus Christ and he loves you enough to set you up with a fine girl JUST FOR YOU.

(again and again ;))

captcha: select all skirts.

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>>19297307
sad but true.
>please summon me, senpai.

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>there are people who played Dark Messiah and didn't go succubus/evil path

fump

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>>19299032
top kek

>>19299111
one of the best hentai ever. many a good faps to be had to that

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>>19294809
Do these faggots who keep making these threads come in groups or is it just one single autistic faggot?

>>19297347

You make a good point.

who is this?

>>19296635
Lilith shill please go away

>>19294809
It metamorphs into family members.

>>19298738
You have no idea of any of the uses or meanings of the word romance.
USA """"ëducation"""" detected

>>19294828
Holy shit, this is literally my ex- fiancée

>>19297640
kek